I really don't want to lie down and win

"Don't sleep!"

"It's your turn to go on stage!" Yang Xiaoman couldn't stand it anymore, and kicked Xu Mang's ass.

"oops!"

"You...you actually did such a thing in public!" Xu Mang almost threw himself into a shit, and said angrily, "How decent?!"

idiot!

I'm too lazy to talk to you!

Yang Xiaoman rolled her eyes and pursed her lips.

"Xu Mang!"

"Come up to me!"

Lin Yishan came to the end in a hurry, and yelled at Xu Mang who had a confused face: "What are you dawdling for? Everyone is waiting for you, don't you know? Hurry up!"

It was natural for Lin Yishan to be nervous. After all, all the teachers and students of the school were present, as well as the senior leaders of the school, and the guests outside. It is not a good thing to make a joke at such a critical moment.

Xu Mang walked onto the stage in a daze, and saw the police uncle he met on Saturday afternoon.

"what?"

"The police uncle is you?!" Seeing the old acquaintance, Xu Mang went up to talk to the police uncle, but was stared back by Principal Mu.

"Student Xu Mang, thank you for coming to the stage. Could you please talk about your views on campus security?" Police Officer Wang has a good impression of Xu Mang, because his notepad has played a huge role in breaking down the criminals' psychological defense. .

"Oh!"

Xu Mang walked to the microphone with a calm face and tried the microphone.

"Hey Hey hey?"

"Can you hear me?"

"Ahem!" Xu Mang coughed a few times, and began to talk nonsense in a serious manner: "Leaders, teachers, students... Good morning!"

"..."

"..."

"..."

what's the situation?

Do you think this is a meeting?

The teachers and students at the school were speechless, especially Lin Yishan wished he could find a hole to get in.

"My name is Xu Mang, an ordinary senior high school student. My dream is to become a scientist and contribute my due strength to the scientific research of the motherland..." Xu Mang began his speech. Said it was performing stand-up comedy.

"At this time, I met the evil forces of the school basketball team. They killed my dream, but...I was not discouraged, and I always had a dream. At this time, the eradication of evil came, and I knew...the dream Wake up!"

Xu Mang's expression changed from calm at the beginning, to sadness in the middle, to joy at the end, and the switching was as smooth as flowing water. He used his actions to prove to some young domestic actors that this is called real acting!

"here!"

"On behalf of the students, I would like to say thank you to the police uncles who are fighting on the front line!" Xu Mang suddenly bowed to Police Officer Wang.

"Thank you for saving a student who was once confused and letting him find himself again, and thank you for bringing the campus back to peace again!"

"grateful!"

The principal was stunned, the vice-principal was stunned, the dean was stunned, the class teacher was stunned...everyone was stunned!

Is this Xu Mang?

Do not!

This is just like a man!

at this time,

Yang Xiaoman was also terrified, but she quickly realized that during the days spent together with Xu Mang, she had figured out the ultimate nature of this person, looking stupid, but Xu Mang was actually smarter than anyone else !

His intelligence is not reflected in the so-called academic performance, but he is very proficient in the world, plus he is bold, thick-skinned, has many bad ideas, and is sometimes cruel.

All the factors of success are concentrated in him.

Although Xu Mang's words were a bit exaggerated, the content happened to be suitable for this occasion. The school's leaders had face, and Police Officer Wang also had face. It was a win-win situation.

"Cough cough!"

"Excellent speech!"

Officer Wang nodded, and said to Principal Mu beside him, "The leaders of the sub-bureau want to present the pennant to Xu Mang, so why not present it on this occasion."

"Good good!"

For this request, Principal Mu naturally agreed, after all, he was trying to bring honor to the school.

quickly,

The physical education teacher showed up with a SLR camera.

Enthusiastic Citizen Xu Mang

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This glorious pennant was officially handed over to Xu Mang, and this scene was also permanently frozen by the camera.

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Since then, Xu Mang's title has been given the title of an enthusiastic citizen.

Amid the warm applause, Xu Mang returned to where he was originally standing. Along the way...he could feel the jealousy around him.

At the next time,

Principal Mu made another temporary announcement, that is, to cancel the school basketball team and conduct a political review of all members of the basketball team. If they fail the political review, they will all be dismissed.

The cold war era of No. [-] Middle School ended here, and the student union began to dominate the whole school. The culprit of this situation was Xu Mang, a scumbag that everyone didn't care about.

Defeating the entire basketball team with his own strength, this story will gradually become a legend in the days to come.