Datang Library
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"Three years have passed in a blink of an eye. One day, brother Yu opened the box out of curiosity while his wife was not at home, and saw that there were three eggs and five taels of silver inside.
So he was puzzled, what does this mean?Private money?Not so much.
At this moment, Mrs. Sister-in-law came back, looking at each other in embarrassment.
Brother Yu was curious and asked what this meant.
Mrs. sister-in-law was also generous, she didn't blame her, and sighed: "Since you found out, I will tell you. I have had affairs in these years, and once I put an egg in it." '
When Brother Yu heard it, oh, three times in three years is not much, "What about the five taels of silver?" '
'I'll sell the eggs if I make up a catty! '"
Pfft... There was the sound of countless cups and plates falling to the ground. Whether they were civil servants or generals, almost everyone fell to the ground and laughed endlessly.
But this time, there were very few women on the side of the women's family who smiled. Not only did they not laugh, some people stood up and got angry, pointing at the two people on the stage and shouting: "Such bad women, why don't you go to the bath as soon as possible?" Don’t you feel ashamed to use it as a joke?”
Soon, almost all the women came forward to criticize, Du He saw that it was not good, and hurriedly came out to explain.
"Aunts, aunts, sisters-in-law and sisters, don't get me wrong. This is just a joke. It can't be taken seriously. We two brothers are young men. We are not married yet. We just want to tell a joke to make everyone laugh."
"Which one is your aunt? Who is your sister-in-law? Because waiting for you, I am still unmarried."
"Yes, yes, if the lord marries a young girl, I will let them go." Many people saw that it was Du He, and started to boo. At this time, everyone was Du He's suitor, so they also Don't be shy no matter what.
Du He felt that he had fallen into a dragon's pool and a tiger's den.
No matter what he said, he finally persuaded the women, and Bai Fan realized the problem. This age is different from the later generations, women's infidelity can be fatal. The old men listen to these jokes as a joke, but women don't buy it.
With such a farce for cross talk, it also won the laughter of many people. The two on stage have learned a lot of experience and lessons after this one time, and have new ideas for better integration of cross talk into Datang.
After the cross talk, I saw a machine being pushed up by several people on the stage. Everyone was very puzzled. It’s a performance, why push an unknown machine?
Du He moved a square stool and sat next to the triangular machine, opened the cover, adjusted the mechanism, and slowly put his finger on the row of buttons in front of him.
Bai Fan smiled at Li Er: "Your Majesty, this thing is called a piano, and it can be called the king of musical instruments. Du Erlang has a new composition. I wonder if it can surpass Your Majesty's masterpiece?"
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Chapter 681 The First Stage Play of the Tang Dynasty
A hearty and epic piano piece, Starry Sky, completely shocked the audience. Of course, it was not composed by Du He, but by Bai Fan. According to legend, this piece can make you feel like repairing an aircraft carrier while repairing a bicycle. .
When Li Er boasted that King Qin broke the formation before, the whole room was flattering. As a master, Bai Fan naturally wanted to find a place for his apprentice. After the song, everything was silent, but the song still seemed to be echoing in everyone's ears. The so-called lingering sound lingers for three days without end.
Li Er, who came back to his senses, saw Bai Fan's questioning gaze, opened his mouth, and didn't say anything for a long time.
The scene changed, and not long after, the lights on the stage dimmed, and the atmosphere of the audience became condensed.
Suddenly, a bright light fell from the sky and formed a circular beam of light on the stage. Everyone was attracted by this scene. It was the first time that this special lighting effect appeared in the world, and the impact it brought to people can be imagined.
A figure appeared inside the beam of light, it was dressed as a white-haired Taoist, with an ethereal celestial aura, peerless.
"This, Master Ziyang?" Li Er asked in surprise.
Bai Fan smiled, it was the real Ziyang, the appearance fee of this person was not low, and the price he paid was not small to please him.
Just as everyone was screaming for Ziyang Zhenren's appearance, the background narration at the back of the stage sounded.
"In the long history, there was once a country named Southern Song Dynasty, which was also my Chinese bloodline. There was a peerless book called "Nine Yin Scriptures" in the martial arts of the Southern Song Dynasty, which caused a bloody storm in the world in an instant.
At that time, in order to prevent the killing caused by this book, Wang Chongyang, the first master of Taoism, Quanzhen Taoist patriarch resolutely appeared and took this wonderful book. Later, in order to determine the ownership of this book, he specially invited four famous masters in the world at that time , On the top of Huashan, a peerless battle took place - Huashan On Sword. "
That's right, this is the trump card that Bai Fan took out today, the martial arts: Shooting the Condor.
In the form of a stage play, the whole story of shooting the eagles is shown in front of the people.
The trilogy of Tianlong and Condor Shooting can be said to be the most popular masterpieces of martial arts in the golden series in the previous life. Among them, the great chivalrous one talked about by Shooting Condor has the highest aspirations for the country and the people.
Before the underworld green forest incident, the Shaolin Temple incident, Bai Fan deeply felt that the lineage of the rangers of the Tang Dynasty and the lineage of the green forest heroes were all scattered. With the prosperity of the Tang Dynasty, various problems would arise in such an existence.
They are all good men from the Tang Dynasty, if they are annihilated, it would be a great burial to the heroes, so Bai Fan came up with such an idea to wake up the martial arts practitioners in the green forest.
In fact, if it is purely based on martial arts, Bai Fan prefers the pure prodigal style of being free and unrestrained in the world, but in this life, he can no longer decide these things based on his personal likes and dislikes. The country is for the people, and it is obvious that Jin Lao's works are suitable for guiding knights to serve the country and the people.
Speaking of martial arts in ancient times, although it was a stage play without the special effects of later generations, there were real martial arts in ancient times, but except for a few characters like Bai Fan, few martial arts skills could show gorgeous moves.
Therefore, for this interpretation of the Condor Shooting, Bai Fan put in a lot of effort in inviting people, and put in a lot of understated skills.
Ziyang real person interprets Wang Chongyang of Quanzhen sect of Taoism. Quanzhen sect only came into being in the Southern Song Dynasty. There is no Quanzhen sect in this era, but Bai Fan said that there is one outside the sky, so there is. Ziyang real person is very grateful for Quanzhen sect. Interest, the condition for agreeing to go out is that Bai Fan will produce all the classics of Quanzhen Sect, including martial arts cheats.
In the end, Bai Fan had no choice but to compromise. Of course, it was also because Master Ziyang was guarding the Buddhist scriptures pavilion, so he could read these things as he wanted, and it was okay to open them up to him now.
It was a month ago when I was preparing for the sculpture shooting. The actors could only find their own people. The Beggar Clan already existed in this world. Naturally, the actors couldn’t be Bai Fan himself. It was directly Hong Qigong, a young disciple of his Beggar Clan, who put on makeup and acted in his true colors. By the way, the unique skills of the Beggar Clan were also passed down by Bai Fan at this time.
The character of Dongxie Huang Yaoshi is hard to find, what is needed is a master with eccentric temperament. In fact, the character of Datang Hongfu is more suitable, but she is a woman. In the end, there is no way. Bai Fan found his old senior brother Yuan, After all, Huang Yaoshi needs to be proficient in everything from astrology, medicine and divination. Yuan Tiangang is a lot younger after putting on make-up.
The character of Nandi is not something that ordinary people can interpret. There are not many people in the Yiyang Finger Special Skills Association, and they need to have the demeanor of a king. Bai Fan's little apprentice Lingzhen is too young, so he finally found Li Yuanba. The king is also proficient in Yiyang finger.
However, when Li Yuanba heard that the Southern Emperor was going to become a monk in the end, his head shook like a rattle drum, and he refused to shave his head to become a monk. It's acting skills, not hair.
The rest is the villain Xidu Ouyang Feng. When recruiting roles, everyone saw that he was a villain, and no one was willing to play the role. In the end, Sun Simiao asked his adopted son Datang Poison King Du Wuming to play the role. Poison west poison, a master of poison.
Bai Fan once personally invited his good friend Du Wuming, but besides being obsessed with poison art, this person has nothing else in his heart, he has no interest at all, even he is only a little interested in Ha Toad Art, so he asked Sun Simiao to speak.
After the Wujue of Jianghu is settled, other actors from all walks of life will be easy to find, and they will directly list their names in Zhongnan Academy to recruit group performances, and five hundred coins a day will be provided for box lunches.
More than 1000 students from Zhongnan Academy flocked here, not for salary, but for fun.
In the end, only fifty passers-by and one hundred soldiers were recruited. In addition, the first batch of graduates from the academy were all good actors. After all, they were brought by Bai Fan himself. Everyone has Bai Fan's quotations in their hands, life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills.
Therefore, apart from the slightly monotonous scene layout, the sculpture shooting drama of this celebration is definitely something to watch.
"Huashan Lunjian, I, Wang Chongyang, is number one in the world, let the four of you go up together." Real Ziyang entered the play in a second, and his temperament changed, from a master of Taoism to the demeanor of the number one in the world in the past.
The other four people looked at each other, and they all shot together, but they were all real kung fu, but the martial arts they used were all the special skills of the four masters, not what they were best at.
Faced with the strong attack of four masters, even Ziyang's real skill is profound, but he also felt chest tightness. If he hadn't explained in advance who would win and who would win, he would really not be able to stop the strong attack of these four.
Among other things, Li Yuanba's attack alone was exhausting. Ziyang Master looked at his disciple Li Yuanba who was joking and dissatisfied, and instantly felt that he was hurting this guy for nothing, and deliberately tricked his master.
The other three people are not strong enough after all, Ziyang Zhenren feels that it is no problem to fight against three of them.
After a fight, the four of them were beaten into the air by Master Ziyang, and 'Dongxie Huang Yaoshi' said: "The number one in the world belongs to you Wang Chongyang, and the Nine Yin Scriptures belong to you too. We will fight again in 20 years' time." Pass."
Afterwards, several people walked away, and Xi Du, who was played by Poison Wuming, deliberately turned his head and took another look unwillingly.
Bai Fan is very satisfied with this, it seems that his money is not wasted, he is a good and dedicated actor.
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