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A group of fallen guards in the ground are about to cry, yes, yes, we did it, but you have dismantled us into parts, isn't this just looking for faults?

The boss of the Xue family, who was drinking at home, heard it and cursed: "What's the point of being in such a panic? Is the sky falling or the ground is sinking? I'm disturbing my drinking, go down and lead the army stick!"

"No, no, general, Hou Baifan of Lantian came here to take revenge single-handedly. He has already knocked down ten of our brothers. He threatened to ask you to kneel down to meet him!" the guard said tremblingly.

This guard is also exaggerating, it's not that he has any grudge against Bai Fan or anything, it's actually that when he was watching a movie in the entertainment city that day, Bai Fan famously said in front of 1 people that he would come to Xue Wanjun and Luo Yi to practice solo one day, Today, a person came alone, and any fool would know that he was here for revenge, and there were ten brothers outside to testify.

"What? Bai, Bai Fan? He's here? Where is he?"

Xue Wanjun was sober at that time, who was he most afraid of back then?It may be the invincible Li Yuanba, but since Li Yuanba woke up, he has become harmless to humans and animals.

Who is he most afraid of now?That is Lantian Hou Baifan, not because he is number one in the world, but because he was drunk and talking nonsense that day and offended Bai Fan's cousin.

He thought he would follow the emperor Li Er's persuasion, marry Princess Danyang and become Bai Fan's uncle himself, and he would be embarrassed to do anything, but Princess Naihe has a weird temper and ran away from home for no reason and returned to her mother's house. Now that Bai Fan came to the door, it was obvious I'm taking this free time.

"Just outside the gate of the mansion, ten of our brothers have already been knocked down. If there is a disagreement, we will strike. I saw that trick. It is the legendary hand that splits muscles and bones. Ten brothers have been dismantled into parts. Now it is estimated that It's your turn, General, let you go and greet him!"

"What? So tricky? Not good, the wind is blowing, just say I'm not here!"

In desperation, Xue Wanjun even uttered the slang words he used back then, turned around and ran towards the back house, not even caring about the wine jar to relieve his boredom.

The captain of the guard was left alone in a mess in the wind. This may be the first time in history that I saw a general running away. I didn't expect it to be so neat and not messy at all, but, it's not right!You ran away, what should I do?Tell Bai Fan that you are not here, will you be beaten to death?

The anxious captain of the guard slowly returned to the door after a long time, thinking about how to tell Bai Fan.

Bai Fan got impatient for a long time, so why did it take so long to report?It's not that this guy said I'm here to find fault, an ambush is being arranged inside!

Looking at the expression on the guard captain's face, Bai Fan instinctively judged that something must be wrong.

"I, I, idol!"

"Get out, who is your idol? I don't have fake fans like you, what about Xue Da? Why didn't you come out? Didn't you tell him to come out to meet you?" Bai Fan scolded angrily.

"No, no, I was wrong, Master Hou, I said it, but our general is not here, he has gone out and is not at home!" The captain of the guard hurriedly explained.

"what?"

Bai Fan was surprised.

This is wrong, you haven't come out for so long, what are you doing inside?Isn't it setting up an ambush?You should answer to let me in, why do you still say you are not at home?What the hell is this?Looking for someone in there?

"Okay then! What are you doing dawdling around when you're not at home? Tell him when he comes back, and I'll come visit tomorrow!" As for the style of the servants of Xue's family, Bai Fan can only attribute it to the fact that the upper beam is not upright and the lower beam is crooked. Yes, from generals to soldiers are all stupid.

"Ah? Are you still here?"

"Ah, what? Why doesn't your general's mansion welcome me?"

"No, no, welcome, welcome anytime!"

Bai Fan turned around to leave, a group of buddies on the ground got anxious, regardless of their identities, they shouted one after another, but they even had their jaws removed, so they could only make ah ah!

It was only then that Bai Fan remembered that there was still a group of guards like this. After three times, five divisions and two, he installed the bones, and before leaving, he reprimanded: "Be careful in the future, and you don't even know me, so you dare to do it casually? I’m comfortable playing, I’ll press it for you, next time I’m in a bad mood, just hit it or not!”

A group of guards wanted to cry, but after this time, who would dare to fight with you, the captain of the guard made a secret note, he must confess to the general, Lan Tianhou can't afford it.

Today's Chapter 4, thank you for your support!

Chapter 4: Xue Wanjun Kneeled the Crashed Bai Fan

Bai Fan, who was in a depressed mood, didn't care too much, thinking that the Xue family would not play tricks on him, so he went back on his own, still thinking about how to deal with this matter, of course, if he can't, go back first Do some preparation.

The next day, Bai Fan came to visit again. This time the guard learned his lesson and took the initiative to come forward and say that the general is not there, so he will come back another day.

Not here again?Did Xue Dadu mean his wife ran away and went out to relax?Still out to have fun?

I sent someone to inquire, but there was no trace of him in Chang'an City!

Bai Fan went again on the third day, but he was still not there, which made him suspicious.

"Tell you generals, I'll come back tomorrow, if he's still not there, I'll dig three feet to find him!" Bai Fan was furious.

The guards were almost fainted from fright. If these people let go of their words, the general may be in danger.

Xue Wanjun, who was hiding in the small black room in the back hall, heard the guard's message and shivered with fright.

"What to do? What to do? What can I do?"

The captain of the guard persuaded: "General, if it is impossible, don't hide. Although Lan Tianhou is ruthless, he is not fatal. If he is forcibly searched out by him tomorrow, it will be hard to say. We are at fault for this matter. I heard Luo General Yi competed with Lan Tianhou a few days ago, but he was seriously injured and bedridden, and he can get out of bed in two months at most."

With a plop, Xue Wanjun sat on the ground, thinking of his old friend on the sick bed, why did he feel cold?

"Hey! Forget it, I'm going to die anyway, and the most I can do is to be a companion with Luo Yi. You're right, I'll go to Bai Fan to apologize! I thought that marrying a daughter-in-law would change my luck, but I didn't expect that the eldest princess would It's not reliable!" Xue Wanjun ordered people to prepare things like rattan, and immediately went to Bai's house.

The captain of the guard also thought so. I heard that the reason why the emperor persuaded General Xue to marry a wife was that marrying a daughter-in-law would improve luck and happiness. Maybe it was because the eldest princess was married twice?

If Li Er and Princess Danyang knew what the master and servant were thinking, they would probably come back and strangle them to death.

Half an hour later, just as Bai Fan returned home angrily, he heard someone report that General Xue Wanjun had visited.

"Isn't this guy not at home? What? Could it be that the two of us missed each other? Did he come to look for me?" Bai Fan muttered puzzled.

The guards of the Bai family were puzzled: "Master, General Xue Wanjun came alone, with his upper body naked and a big stick on his back."

"What? A big stick? Topless? What the hell is Xue Da stupid doing?" Bai Fan walked quickly towards the door.

"The sinner, Xue Wanjun, came here to plead guilty to Marquis Lantian. The theater unintentionally offended a group of your cousins ​​the day before yesterday. He was really guilty. Today he pleaded guilty and came to receive punishment. Please whip me!" Xue Wanjun said sincerely.

Bai Fan patted his forehead, is this guy here to make a comparison?

Plead guilty?What are you doing with a thick wooden stick?You're still so elegant, can you whip me?When people plead guilty, they always say please forgive me, you idiot say something about flogging me, isn’t this masochism?

This can't be blamed on Xue Wanjun, this person has no education at all, and these words have been figured out with the guards for a long time!

As for the big wooden stick, he is familiar with the punishment in the army, but he knows that the thinner the wattle, the more painful it is to hit someone, so he was extra careful, and made a thick one, so it won't hurt.

Bai Fan was already amused, and laughed loudly: "Well, you stupid bastard, I went to your house to find you a few times but you were nowhere to be seen, now I know I'm going to plead guilty? Come, come with me, and see if I don't whip you well! "

After speaking, he pulled Xue Wanjun up and walked inside, instead of going to the living room, he went directly to Bai Fan's study, and told everyone not to approach.

Xue Wanjun was puzzled, how could they compete in such a small place?What if I break something?

"Okay, I didn't come to you to beat you. I knew that you were drunk and talking nonsense that day, so it's justifiable. I have the right to write down the beating. I came to you for other reasons." Bai Fan laughed.

After saying this, Xue Wanjun immediately breathed a sigh of relief, "Hey! Brother Bai, you should have said it earlier! You made me hide from you at home for several days, and I was so scared that my heart burst out."

……What did you say?

Bai Fan couldn't bear it anymore, I have been looking for you for three days, but you deliberately avoided me?I thought that honest people don't cheat, but I didn't expect it to be so tricky?