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So far, movable type printing has been successfully produced.
Although six of the gourd dolls were illiterate, it didn't stop them subconsciously cheering 'ohhhhhhhhhhh' when they saw the paper was full of words!
This is the joy and sense of accomplishment that one's own hard work is rewarded with.
Erwa Cheng Xing's eyes were even brighter, her face was full of excitement, and even her breathing became heavy.
Among the sisters, only Cheng Xing is literate and eager to learn, and has a clear understanding of human writing and culture, so only she knows what the method of Ark means.
According to her understanding, the current printing method of human beings is woodblock printing. Although the monopoly of the aristocrats on knowledge has been broken, the cost of woodblock printing is still too high, and it is time-consuming and labor-intensive.
If the method of Ark can be promoted, the cost of acquiring knowledge will usher in an unprecedented reduction. The first two are the inventions of papermaking and printing.
"You, how did you come up with this method?"
Cheng Xing took the initiative to talk to Fang Zhou, her tone was so excited that she stuttered a bit.
Fang Zhou glanced at her, and replied casually: "Stand upside down for two hours a day, let the blood flow back to the brain, increase the oxygen content, and occupy a high IQ, and people will become smarter."
"Handstand?"
Cheng Xing was a little confused, and couldn't understand what Fang Zhou was saying.
But soon she looked thoughtful again.
Fang Zhou continued to admire the printed newspaper. The handwriting was blurred or thin in many places, but overall it did not affect the reading. Next, it only needed to dry.
He called Cheng Xing, who was still thinking, to dictate the content, and Cheng Xing was responsible for recording it, and then picked out the clay seal of each word and put it in the movable type frame.
This first edition of the newspaper must be an instant hit and gain popularity.
For this reason, Ark decided to add some shocking content.
A newspaper has four pages, and he prepared two pages for news about the world of cultivating immortals, one page for jokes and jokes, and the last page for serial novels.
Cheng Xing wrote very fast, and Fang Zhou dictated in a normal tone, and she was able to write it down verbatim.
With this speed, even if you don't become a monster, you can support yourself as a stenographer.
Fang Zhou first dictated a dozen news articles about the world of cultivating immortals. The title and content were a bit shocking.
Unexpectedly, the world of cultivating immortals is so dangerous and terrifying. They are hiding in Lanruo Temple, and they are really watching the sky from a well.
Moreover, Fang Zhou knew so many secrets at such a young age, which really surprised the gourd babies.
Seeing the abnormal expressions of the gourd babies, Fang Zhou was puzzled and asked, "Why do you all look constipated, is there a problem?"
Cheng Xing hesitated and said, "Are you really going to write out the secrets you mentioned? They won't offend anyone, right?"
Fang Zhou was startled for a moment, then burst out laughing.
He defined his newspaper as a street tabloid, so the authenticity of these so-called news and revelations can be imagined. They were all based on his imagination, and did not involve specific locations or sects at all.
I didn't expect the gourd babies to take it as real.
Fang Zhou was also not interested in explaining clearly to them, and waved his hand: "Since I dare to do this, there is no problem, continue to write."
Cheng Xing could only continue to write, and more than a dozen news articles almost took up both pages.
After writing the news, Fang Zhou and Cheng Xing worked together to pick out the required clay seals, put them into the movable type frame for typesetting, and occasionally made them in a hurry if one or two words were missing.
After finishing the typesetting, let Dawa take the younger sisters to print out the two editions of the news and put them aside to dry.
Fang Zhou continued to dictate jokes and jokes. In order to make it easier for readers of this era to understand, he did not choose internet jokes, but some more in line with this era.
"The villagers bought dung from the temple, and the male monk asked for double the price. The villagers were surprised. The monk said: This dung is different from other places. It is all made by the masters. Once soaked, there are two loads."
"puff--"
As a result, Cheng Xing understood it all at once, and couldn't help laughing out loud, which made the gourd babies who were working couldn't help pricking up their ears.
"Feel sorry!"
Cheng Xing took a deep breath, restrained her smile, and showed a serious expression.
Fang Zhou glanced at her in surprise. As soon as the joke was uttered, the second child immediately understood it. It seems that she often sees such things.
He thought for a while, and then told the second joke: "A immortal cultivator passed a wild grave and was injured by a ghost, and he relied on passers-by to save him. The immortal cultivator said: "I am grateful for the king's help. There is nothing to pay, and there is a ghost-avoiding talisman." , to thank you. "
"Pfft...hahaha!"
Cheng Xing hadn't laughed yet, but the gourd babies who were eavesdropping nearby burst out laughing. Even Huang Lian, who had been sullenly, turned her head away quietly, her shoulders kept shaking.
The gourd babies laughed together, only Fang Zhou remained expressionless.
The laughter of these monsters is too low.
Chapter 128 128. Learning makes people happy
It was hard to finish writing the jokes and jokes, and the gourd babies were almost dying of laughter.
The whole gourd space is full of cheerful atmosphere.
Only Fang Zhou maintained a Sima face the whole time.
Originally, he thought it would be embarrassing for him to tell a joke and then keep laughing, but no one around him laughed.
I didn't expect myself to tell a mentally handicapped joke, but I didn't laugh, and it was quite embarrassing for the people around me to laugh like idiots.
In the whole process, only when Xiao Qi burst out laughing out of his snot, was it funny.
After the joke was finished, the gourd babies still had a lot to say. Xiaoqi Ziwen seemed to want to beg Fang Zhou to say more, but in the end she still didn't speak.
After all, Fang Zhou was the enemy who took away her gourd treasure, so she couldn't just forgive her so easily.
After the jokes and jokes are finished, the last page is the serialization of the novel.
Fang Zhou did not choose those classic martial arts novels or fairy tales, which are too slow and the world is different, he is not sure whether those novels can attract people.
So Ark decided to find another way to serialize some novels that would definitely be popular.
After watching it, the disciples of Tianjianzong couldn't put it down.
When he was dictating novels in the ark, the gourd babies listened very carefully. From the time he told the news and jokes, it was full of dry stuff, and there was no nonsense at all. The gourd babies never thought that simply listening to others would actually be It's such an interesting thing.
But listening to it, the expressions of the gourd babies began to look strange.
Except for Ziwen and Lan Shao, the youngest, who couldn't understand, everyone from the eldest Hongtang to the fifth Qinglan showed surprised expressions, and subconsciously stopped the work at hand.
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