Crossover starts with Mr. Zombie

Put on the golden hoop, don't be afraid of death, don't tremble

I'll take the blame, I'll send you to death

Do your best for all beings, sacrifice is worth it

muttering to Amitabha Buddha"

Sun Wukong held his head, grabbed a handful of hairs, his eyes were red, and he yelled at Tang Sanzang with a ferocious face: "I told you to shut up!"

Tang Sanzang paused for a moment, then looked affectionately at Monkey King and sang: "onyyou"

"Oh your mother's head, you can't finish!"

Monkey King couldn't bear it anymore, and knocked Tang Sanzang to the ground with a backhand punch.

"Monkey monkey, stop, he is your master!"

At this time, Avalokitesvara reacted from Tang Sanzang's singing, although she also felt that Tang Sanzang was annoying, but when she saw Sun Wukong beating Tang Sanzang, she still shouted to stop.

"Hahaha"

Sun Wukong was made a little nervous by Tang Sanzang, and he laughed nervously, with a sad tone: "Everyone has seen it, this guy likes to gossip when he has nothing to do, mother-in-law, mother-in-law, chirping and crooked, like a fly, no, It’s not one, it’s a group of flies around your head, buzzing and flying into your ears, help! Help, hahaha”

Monkey King is like a mentally ill patient, rolling around on the ground.

Seeing this, Fairy Zixia and Fairy Qingxia both felt sad for Monkey King.

After rolling a few times, Sun Wukong stood up and said with a gloomy face: "So I caught this fly, squeezed his belly, pulled out his intestines, tied his neck with his intestines, and then Pull it hard, the whole tongue sticks out, and I will raise the knife and drop it again.

Swish.

The whole world is clean! Now everyone knows why I killed him. "

Sun Wukong seemed to feel a lot more comfortable after saying this.

Guan Shiyin said coldly: "There are so many excuses, you don't want to go to get the Western Scriptures at all, no matter how you explain it, it can't erase your crime of deceiving your master and destroying your ancestors."

Before Sun Wukong could speak, the beaten Tang Sanzang stood up and said seriously to Avalokitesvara: "Sister Avalokitesvara, this is your fault!"

"what?"

Avalokitesvara looked at Tang Sanzang with a bewildered face, and helped him tame the monstrous monkey, how could it be his own fault.

Tang Sanzang clasped his hands together, and said solemnly: "Wukong wants to eat me, it's just an idea, it didn't become a fact, and you don't have evidence, so why is he guilty? Why don't you decide after he eats me? It's not too late for him to sin."

The corners of Guanshiyin's mouth twitched slightly, and when Tang Sanzang died, whoever came to learn the scriptures felt a little angry in his heart, and said: "Tang Sanzang, I have heard that you are long-winded, but I didn't expect you to be so long-winded. The circle let you use it to subdue this monkey, why don't you use it?"

Hearing Avalokitesvara's words, Tang Sanzang sighed: "Sister Avalokitesvara, the size of the vajra circle you gave is too bad, the front is light and the back is heavy, and the left side is wide and the right side is narrow. It is very uncomfortable for him to wear it, and he has insomnia all night. It will hurt me! Although it is a monkey, it cannot be abused like this. If the government finds out, they will sue me for cruelty to animals.”

There seemed to be countless flies flying next to Sun Wukong's ears, and he swung his hand around randomly, as if to drive away the flies.

The Supreme Treasure behind the dunes all yawned. Xiao Li, Fairy Zixia and Fairy Qingxia also felt that Tang Sanzang was really annoying.

Tang Sanzang was like chewing Xuanmai, he couldn't stop at all, and continued to chatter endlessly: "Speaking of the diamond ring, I met a blacksmith when I passed by Chenjia Village last year. He has exquisite craftsmanship and fair prices. Why don't I introduce you and make a new one?"

"To shut up!"

"To shut up!"

Monkey King and Avalokitesvara shouted at the same time.

Monkey King turned over and came to Tang Sanzang, and grabbed Tang Sanzang's neck.

Avalokitesvara couldn't bear it either, her arms got longer and her hair came first, and she was one step faster than Monkey King and pinched Tang Sanzang's neck.

"Um!"

Tang Sanzang was pinched until he stuck out his tongue.

Avalokitesvara reacted, immediately withdrew her palm, and muttered: "Sin! Sin!"

Sun Wukong looked at Avalokitesvara: "Now you can understand my pain!"

Avalokitesvara was silent, and she had only been with Tang Sanzang for a while, but she was actually motivated to kill her heart. Now that I think about it, it is indeed a bit embarrassing for Monkey King.

"answer me!"

Seeing that Avalokitesvara was silent, Monkey King raised the golden cudgel, flew up, and hit Avalokitesvara on the head with one stick.

"Monkey, die!"

Seeing Sun Wukong attacking, Guanshiyin let out a yell, and a fierce aura erupted from his body, and then he used supernatural powers, stretched out his palm suddenly, zoomed in quickly, grabbed Monkey King in his hand, and squeezed it under his palm.

"squeak"

Sun Wukong was in pain, and the monster power on his body burst out violently, instantly shook the palm of Avalokitesvara, and shouted disdainfully: "I have the indestructible body of a vajra, so you want to subdue me, you think you are the Tathagata Buddha!"

Avalokitesvara stood on top of the white lotus, dressed in white, with a solemn appearance: "If you are not afraid of me, why bother to grab the Moonlight Treasure Box, you clearly want to avoid me!"

"Since you can't hide, then Lao Sun will fight you to the death today!"

Sun Wukong threw out the Moonlight Treasure Box that he had just received, emitting endless golden light all over his body, and smashed the golden hoop in his hand at Avalokitesvara.

Apart from Xiao Li and the other three who watched the battle, there was Supreme Treasure watching from a distance in the desert, and saw the stolen Moonlight Treasure Box flying towards him.

Supreme Treasure was overjoyed, just as he was about to pick it up, he saw Tang Sanzang borrowing the Moonlight Treasure Box thrown out by Monkey King like a flash.

Seeing this scene, Xiao Li was thoughtful.

This nonsensical style of Journey to the West has many designs that are different from the original.

Monkey King is a scumbag, merciful everywhere, but ruthless.

Tang Sanzang is a chatterbox who likes to chatter.

Avalokitesvara is still a woman.

The Bull Demon King and Princess Iron Fan exchange forgiveness hats.

To some extent, it is a kind of magic reform, which subverts many character settings.

According to Xiao Li's observation, Sun Wukong's strength is around the late Golden Immortal stage, while Avalokitesvara belongs to the Taiyi Golden Immortal. With the advantage of the magic weapon, they naturally have the upper hand.

The two fought together, and in an instant, the sky and the earth changed color, and the terrifying and boundless momentum crushed all directions.

But Tang Sanzang and Supreme Treasure, who were on the verge of fighting, seemed to be shrouded in some kind of power and were not affected in any way.

"It's really not normal."