Chivalrous Song Dynasty

Song Jiang is worthy of being Song Jiang, and his mind is turning faster than ordinary people. Seeing that he couldn't escape the glass of wine mixed with boring donkey, he raised his arm and took the wine bowl in his hand, making a gesture of wanting to drink, but it seemed Suddenly his legs went limp, and his body violently swayed to the left, wanting to take advantage of the situation and splash the bowl of wine on the ground.

What he thought in his heart was that as long as he spilled this bowl of wine, and then poured out a bowl of wine from the original wine jar on his table, he could escape the danger of being paralyzed.

But what he never expected was that his body was also crooked, and his hands were exerting force, but the wine bowl did not overturn along with his body and hands, and the wine bowl did not move at all!Not to mention spilling a bowl of wine, even a drop of wine did not spill out of the bowl!

Of course others didn't know Song Jiang's intentions, they only thought that there was something wrong with his legs, but how could Bai Sheng not guess what Song Jiang was thinking?Immediately smiled and said: "If you don't drink this glass of wine, you are not a man, and you don't have to deliberately throw it away. If you don't want to drink it, just tell everyone that you are a bitch. If you marry Wang Xiaohu as your wife later on, won't you just marry me?" Done?"

Wang Xiaohu Wang Ying was originally the brother of Li Guang Huarong, the Zhizhai of Qingfengzhai. At that time, Qingfengzhai had two Zhizhais, one for Wen and one for Wu. The Wenzhizhai was Liu Gao, and the Wuzhizhai was Huarong.Wang Ying once raped Liu Gao's wife in Qingfengzhai Wenzhizhai to bed, but Song Jiang stopped her and was very upset.

At that time, Song Jiang had promised to find a woman whose appearance was no worse than Liu Gao's wife to compensate Wang Ying in the future, but when Wang Ying went up the mountain with Huarong, Song Jiang failed to fulfill the promise, which led Wang Ying to bring it up three times. Most of the good men in the world know it well, and at this time, hearing that Bai Sheng asked Song Jiang to marry Wang Ying by himself, he felt both surprised and funny.

The surprise is that Bai Sheng is so familiar with the anecdotes on Liangshan, and the funny thing is how can Song Jiang, a dark man, be Wang Ying's wife?Wang Ying definitely doesn't like it, it's almost the same if Song Jiang is replaced by Yan Qing, even if he is replaced by Zheng Tianshou, he is a hundred times stronger than Song Jiang.

Now Song Jiang was at a loss, the wine bowl was hanging in front of him, as if frozen in the air by invisible ice, no matter how he moved his hand, it would not move at all.

This is how to do?Unless you lie on the ground and pretend to be dead, is there any reason not to drink this bowl of wine?But what is the difference between lying on the ground and pretending to be dead and drinking this bowl of stuffy donkey?

He didn't know how to escape this catastrophe, so he opened his mouth, wanting to find some other topics to divert from this embarrassment, but unexpectedly, just as he opened his mouth, the wine in the bowl suddenly sprang out like a live snake When he got up, it flew directly into his throat, and he couldn't help being horrified. When he wanted to close his mouth, he was horrified to find that his mouth could no longer close!

It was as if someone had stuck the upper palate and the lower jaw with something, and no matter how hard they tried to bite, they couldn't close the mouth, and the wine flowed down the throat with a thump, and went straight into the stomach.

Bai Shengcai didn't bother to talk nonsense to Song Jiang, since you drugged me, I'll let you eat the fruit yourself, just to see how effective your medicinal wine is.

This scene stunned everyone in the room. Among them, at least Wu Yong and Zhu Gui knew that the wine was mixed with medicine. They wanted to stop it, but they didn't know how to stop it. After all, the wine bowl was on Song Jiang's face. Before, it was impossible and too late to stop.

How long does it take a person to swallow a bowl of wine?In a blink of an eye, the wine bowl was empty, and there was not a drop left, all poured into Song Jiang's belly, and with Bai Sheng's words: "Song Gongming, please thank me, I asked you to do it once." Man!" Song Jiang's body collapsed and fell into a coma.

Everyone on the mountain is old Jiang Hu, except for some who are used to cheating people with Mongolian sweat medicine, even if the rest have never done such indecent things, they have seen scenes of Mongolian sweat medicine numb people. Can't understand that the bowl of wine Song Jiang drank was drugged with sweat?

Thinking of Zhu Gui rushing up to make arrangements when everyone was going up the mountain, he understood everything even more. No wonder Bai Sheng didn’t drink the wine but let Song Jiang drink it. Sweat medicine!

Song Jiang collapsed, and everything came to light.

However, this also reflected another question, that is, how did Bai Sheng know that there was medicine in this wine?The wine jar is sealed with mud, and it will only be knocked open when it is placed on the table. No one will think that someone has drugged the wine in advance. Such a trap is impossible to prevent, but Bai Sheng saw through it. Without it, Bai Sheng's experience in the rivers and lakes is really daunting.

But Bai Sheng said with a smile: "Guys, who else wants to be a man? I, Bai Sheng, can fulfill him. Well, didn't someone just say that if you don't drink, you're not a man? Who said that? Do you dare to admit it now?"

Following Bai Sheng's laughing words, the wine jar mixed with Mongolian sweat medicine suddenly flew up from Song Jiang's table, and flew around a circle of tables in the hall.

The audience was completely silent, and no one dared to answer the words anymore. Who would dare to answer the words at this time?Whoever answered the phone was numb, Song Jiang was a role model!What?You don't want to drink?The kid in charge of airlifting the wine jars can force you to drink it, even if you don't want to!

Since no one answered, Bai Sheng didn't care about himself, silently moved the wine jar back to his body, and selected one from the hundred and ten wine jars prepared in the center of the hall. Gong grabbed it, then stretched out a finger to the jar of wine and said: "Since none of you want to be a man, then I, Bai Sheng, can only be the man!"

While speaking, the mud seal of the jar of wine was broken, and a streak of liquor flew straight up from the jar to the sky, and when it approached the beam of the hall, it turned sharply down, like a silver dragon flying down from nine heavens, falling straight down. In Bai Sheng's mouth.

A whole silver dragon was hidden between Bai Sheng's lips and teeth, and the wine jar fell down immediately and was smashed to pieces on the ground, but there was no drop of wine splashed on the ground, which shows that Bai Sheng had already drank all the wine in his stomach.

"Well, this wine is okay, not much watered in, everyone, if you still want to be men, you can each drink up the jar of wine in front of you, and let's talk about the gathering of righteousness in Liangshan after drinking."

Chapter 684 Defeating You In Your Best Field

The wine on Liangshan is a big jar of wine, a jar of ten catties, and ten catties of wine is not enough for wine addicts like Wu Song and Lu Zhishen. There are not a few wine leaders. After all, these people who rob money are eating and drinking besides gambling. They are another drink consumer group that is different from people in the officialdom.

But at this moment, no one dared not to drink up the jar of wine in front of them, because if they didn't drink this wine, they would have to drink the stuffed donkey filled by the kid, and there was no need for anyone to remind them of this, nor did Bai Sheng need to warn them again.

In just a moment, no matter whether it was a heavy drinker or a light drinker, they all drank up the jar of wine in front of them. Taking advantage of this time, the minions also brought the antidote and water to wake Song Jiang up. He became the one who drank the least among the people in Liangshan.

Song Jiang became dumb and couldn't tell what he suffered from eating Coptis chinensis. He was ashamed of his old face and at the same time lost the last ounce of confidence to fight Bai Sheng. He only hoped that Dai Zong, who went to invite Gongsun Sheng, and Lu Zhishen, who went to invite Lu Junyi, would return soon, and that Dai Zong and Lu Zhishen would return soon. It didn't help, but he believed that as long as Gongsun Sheng and Lu Junyi came back, they would be able to defeat Bai Sheng.

He fully thought that after Bai Sheng won the wine game, he would take the opportunity to tarnish his reputation and make public all his embarrassments in the past, but he didn't expect Bai Sheng to say nothing about these things, and instead went along with the drinking process. He chatted on the topic of Song Jiang's Juyi.

"I, Bai Sheng, also came to Juyi. I am a star of Earth consumption. Like all brothers, I am a star destined by heaven."

Bai Sheng talked eloquently, ignoring whether Song Jiang was awake or not. Song Jiang wanted to incorporate Liangshan when he was unconscious, and Song Jiang wanted to incorporate Liangshan when he was awake.

Song Jiang couldn't help being overjoyed when he heard Bai Sheng's remarks. I can't help you if you don't talk about Juyi, but since you took the initiative to talk about Juyi, isn't that speaking for me?Taking advantage of Bai Sheng's pause, he interjected: "Brother Bai Sheng's words are absolutely true. We are waiting for the brothers to gather together here, which is just an act of obedience to God's will."

When he said this, everyone was surprised. Why did Song Jiang speak for Bai Sheng instead?Could it be that Meng Khan was suspicious of his mind?

Bai Sheng ignored Song Jiang's criticism at all, and interrupted directly: "Juyi returns to Juyi, but as the saying goes, a snake can't go without a head, and a man can't go without a head. When we brothers get together, we must have Only one leader will do, otherwise it will be a mess and nothing will happen."

Everyone nodded when they heard the words, and at the same time felt that Bai Sheng was talking nonsense. Of course there is a leader on Liangshan, isn't Chao Gai the leader?Isn't Song Jiang the leader?Isn't Wu Yong the leader?

But now that Bai Sheng was intimidating the audience, even if people thought he was talking nonsense, they didn't dare to sneer and refute. There was still more than half of the altar that Song Jiang drank.

But Bai Sheng continued: "You must be slandering me, Bai Sheng, for talking nonsense. There is a leader on Liangshan at this time, isn't there? But I can't blame you, because you didn't understand what I meant."

Only then did everyone know that Bai Sheng still had something to say, so they all focused their attention on what Bai Sheng would say next.

Bai Shengdao: "Speaking of the leader on Liangshan, Chao Gai is brave and intrepid, and his achievements are more than failures;"

Everyone's expressions changed when they heard it. This is a direct slap in the face. Is Chao Tianwang so unbearable?Chao Gai's face was swollen like an eggplant, and he really wanted to rush to the seat to fight Bai Sheng to the death, but when he thought of the boring ass in the pot, he finally didn't move, he just wanted to hear what Bai Sheng had to say next.

Bai Sheng's gaze swept across Chao Gai's face, and he continued, "Song Jiang is not good at writing, not good at martial arts, and he also has a problem of bullying and fearing hard. Such a person is not suitable for leading everyone to fool around."

After Song Jiang heard this, he was very unconvinced, and retorted: "You said that Song Gongming is not good at martial arts, so I will not argue with you, but you said that I am not good at writing. What qualifications do you have to make such an evaluation?"

At any rate, Song Jiang was also a county magistrate in Yuncheng, who was so promiscuous that he wrote soy sauce poems. Of course he was not satisfied with such evaluation.

Unexpectedly, Liang Hongyu on the opposite side suddenly said: "Mr. Bai Shengbai is this year's fellow Jinshi, and at the Yuanxi Poetry Conference, he beat all the talented scholars and scholars of the dynasty and won No. 1. Is this qualification enough to evaluate you as a Yuncheng judge?" of?"

As soon as these words came out, the audience fell silent again, and most of the people turned their attention to Xiao Xuanfeng Chaijin.

The vast majority of the audience are rough men who don't know anything about literature, so naturally they dare not express their opinions on such matters, but Liangshan is not all rough men, there are also a few arty literati, Xiao Xuanfeng Chai Jin is The most representative one.

Chai Jin was born in Cangzhou, he was passed on to the descendants of Emperor Shizong of the Later Zhou Dynasty, and his family had the iron certificate of Danshu bestowed by Emperor Taizu Emperor Zhao Kuangyin, which is the gold medal for avoiding death.In his life, he likes to make friends with people from all corners of the country, and he specializes in protecting those desperate murderers. He is known as Meng Chang in the world.

If Chai Jin wanted to act as a protective umbrella for these people in the rivers and lakes, he naturally needed to deal with the government. Not only did he have a deep bond with local officials, but he also had frequent contacts with dignitaries in Beijing, and even Fan Lou in Bianliang City had half of his shares. What?This is called hand-eye.

Dealing with officials in this era, how can you do it if you don't understand poetry, poetry, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting?Therefore, Chai Jin's literary and ink writing is still very good. Although it is not as good as the famous scholars in the world, it is not too bad.

How could someone like Chai Jin go to Liangshan and fall into the grass?

Because Yin Tianxi, the wife and uncle of Gao Lian, the prefect of Gaotang Prefecture, relied on his power to seize the garden of Chai Jin's uncle Chai Huangcheng, and beat Chai Huangcheng.When Chai Jin heard the news and called Li Kui to rush to help, he only caught up with Chai Huangcheng and died of anger.Chai Jin asked people to go back to Cangzhou to get the Danshu Iron Coupon, intending to go to Bianliang to sue for impeachment, but Yin Tianxi came to make trouble again, beating and scolding Chai Jin at the same time, and was beaten to death by Li Kui.Li Kui killed someone and ran away, but Chai Jin was arrested by Gao Lian, tortured and sent to death row.

Song Jiang heard that Chai Jin was in prison, and immediately sent troops to attack Gaotang Prefecture.Fortunately, Gongsun Sheng, the dragon who entered the cloud, cast spells with the army, and Gao Lian's three hundred soldiers were defeated. After the Liangshan army broke through Gaotang Prefecture, the rescued Chai Jin had to go to Liangshan to join the gang.

Before Chai Jin went up the mountain, he had heard of Bai Sheng's literary talents. He had a business in the capital, and what happened in the capital would soon spread to his ears.

At this moment, seeing that everyone was looking at him, Chai Jin nodded emphatically, meaning that what Liang Hongyu said was true, everyone probably believed it, and even Song Jiang didn't dare to say another word.

Bai Sheng didn't even bother to explain to Song Jiang that Xin Qiji's "Sapphire Case" and Yue Fei's "Manjianghong" are both swan songs that have been passed down through the ages. How can a soy sauce poet like Song Jiang compare?

He looked directly at the crowd and said: "Throughout the ages, no matter whether it is the king of a country or the head of a place, if you want to lead your subordinates to achieve great things, then you must be able to study Chinese and practice martial arts to stabilize the country! Otherwise, it will not be enough to rule the world! Everyone Do you think my words are right?"

Everyone nodded in agreement.This is true. Since ancient times, all the founding kings or princes of a place have been like this, either they are brave, or they are strategic, or they are both.

Bai Sheng said again: "Since Chao Gai and Song Jiang are not good enough to be the leader of Liangshan, Bai Sheng is not talented, and I am willing to lead everyone to achieve a great cause. I am not boasting here. Anyone here who is not convinced can compare with me. Bi Wen , martial arts competition, any competition is fine, as long as it is the skill you are best at in your life, I will definitely win you! If you can't win, I will automatically withdraw from this leader's competition!"