Travel through the Qing Dynasty and become emperor

Xiao Dezhang only made a detour in front of the "Kremlin". Suddenly, he thought that he still had an errand. He looked back and saw that he had walked too far, so he hurried back and passed the east corridor. Hua Kuan trousers, bare upper body, came out with a basin of bath water and splashed it on the ground, turned around and saw Xiao Dezhang, said with a smile: "It's you!"

"Fans!" Xiao Dezhang stopped in his tracks, called the maid's name, smiled and said, "Where are you taking a bath? Are you alone in the room?"

Fan Tuan'er smiled and said, "There are only two of you coming in."

Xiao Dezhang saw that there was no one around, so he leaned over with a smirk, touched her raised breasts through the clothes, and said, "I don't have time to play with you right now, I still have to pass yellow to the master." Where's the box!"

According to the common people's point of view, people think that after eunuchs are castrated, they no longer have the desire to love men and women, but this is not the case. The eunuchs still think that they are men, but the work is shrunk and they cannot have sex. The young woman is still full of imagination and wild thoughts.From the time when there were eunuchs in the Han Dynasty until the Qing Dynasty, it was not uncommon for the palaces of the past dynasties to be dirty and chaotic. The eunuchs and maids were suffering from lust, and many of them formed married couples privately, and they were called "caihu". The untold secret outside the palace.The noodle in front of me is actually Xiao Dezhang's "vegetable household".The two hadn't seen each other for a long time, and when they suddenly met, one was dry wood and the other was raging fire, it must have felt like grass had grown in their hearts.

Hearing what Xiao Dezhang said, the fans blushed, spat and said: "You probably hooked up with Xixi and the others at the Hall of Mental Cultivation. Do you think I don't know? You have no conscience, Damn it. The emperor is washing 'Turkey' with his two masters, De Ling and Rong Ling, and he can't come out until he's happy."

"Okay, okay, I can't afford to offend you, so I'll just wait and then go?" Xiao Dezhang smiled and followed the fan into the back room, sat on a stool, and said, "The Hall of Mental Cultivation is full of people. Rumors, nothing, it's a pity that they don't care about you, don't worry too much."

Before Xiao Dezhang finished speaking, Fan Tuan'er had already pounced on him like a wolf, and said in a trembling voice, "Brother, dear, I miss you..." Panting for heat, he was like glue Holding Xiao Dezhang's shoulders tightly like sugar, he freed a small white hand to untie the button of the other's clothes, then lifted his own bellyband, pressed his chest against it and rubbed it, and stretched out the other small hand to He touched and pinched his lower body.

Xiao Dezhang was touched by the other party, his heart throbbed wildly, thinking about his lower body, he felt ashamed again, and sighed: "What's the matter with touching the head? We are not considered human..." As he spoke, he felt more and more sad, Even the excitement of hugging and making out gradually faded away.

When Fan Tuan'er heard the other party talking, she also felt disappointed, and said in a low voice: "My father-in-law, Fuzi, can get some medicine to take, and he will be able to... that, and yours can sometimes make it sound, why? Aren't you going to get some medicine?"

"You still have an affair with Xiaofuzi?" Xiao Dezhang pushed the fan away and said angrily, "Then why are you here to hang out with me?"

Fan Tuan'er was stunned for a moment, and said: "The one who killed a thousand knives, none of the servants in the palace know about this, but you are an idiot! I was taught to you, but you doubt me?"

Xiao Dezhang was suspicious and still didn't quite believe what the other party said, and asked, "How do you know? Is there really that medicine?"

Fen Tuan'er curled her lips, sneered, put on her clothes, looked out the window, and said, "You idiot, don't you believe me? I'll take you to see a western scene right now, maybe you can catch it by chance. Rape!" As he spoke, he pouted at the Dongpian Hall where Lan Chang lived, waved his hand and whispered to Xiao De Zhang who was still in a daze: "My friend, come with me... take off your boots... don't make any Make a noise."

Xiao Dezhang took off his boots, followed the powder ball cautiously, and walked around a screen in the room quietly and joyfully.A small door flashed out behind the screen. The top of the door was inlaid with glass, but the inside looked very dim, and nothing could be seen through the glass.

The two opened the door carefully and entered the room without a sound.Xiaode calmed himself down, and it took him a while to see clearly that this was a long room stretching east and west from north to south, with large and small cabinets inside, neatly placed gold and silver utensils, various tea and wine utensils, and All kinds of tea pots with yellow stickers were placed against the east wall. On the west wall was a large golden velvet curtain, the light was blocked by the curtain, and there were no windows in the room, so it looked very dark inside.

Xiao Dezhang was considered an old man in the palace, and he knew at a glance that this was the darkroom inside the concubine's bedroom where the servants served tea.Just as he was about to lift the golden velvet curtain, Fan Tuan'er immediately stopped him with a gesture, telling him to listen carefully.Xiao Dezhang imitated Fan Tuan'er, put his ear close to the curtain and listened carefully.

As soon as he heard a few words, Xiao Dezhang was startled, his face turned pale, his legs trembled, and he couldn't even stand steadily.

It turned out that through the curtain, there were two people whispering on the bed over there, there were rustling sounds, Lan Chang was moaning softly, and there was a man's panting... Anyone who is a person can tell it's a man and a woman* , but I don't know who this man is. After eating the heart of a bear and the guts of a leopard, he dares to hook up here.

Xiao Dezhang was tugged at his sleeve by the fans, signaling him not to make any noise. He collected himself, and when he listened carefully again, the squirming stopped.I only heard Xiao Fuzi's voice, panting and said: "The slave is useless, the slave is a waste..."

Will of the Empire Chapter 861: A knife on the forehead

"Don't come down in a hurry." Lan Chang said pantingly: "Who doesn't know that you are a eunuch... It's hard for you to do this..."

"That's not because of the medicine given by Master Lan? Hehe..."

"After all, you are disabled. Sigh... as thin as a chopstick, it's all for scratching..."

"Then—slave, come down."

"Don't! It's good to be so oppressive..."

"Master Lan..."

"meet……"

"Master and you... When we did this, did you hug each other like this?"

"...don't say that, it's not up or down...the emperor has never turned over my sign..."

"Hey... the slave is at the top, and the master is at the bottom."

"Don't say these words!" Lan Chang was panting, her voice was extremely low, and she whispered a few words, Xiao Dezhang and Fan Tuan'er couldn't hear them clearly, and after a while they only heard Xiao Fuzi He laughed and said, "So there is still such a trick, my slave will try it."

The regulation of the harem is the queen, followed by the imperial concubine, followed by the noble concubine, followed by the concubine, followed by the concubine, followed by the nobleman, followed by Chang Zai, followed by the promise, and finally the maid.Chang Zaihe promised to be the lowest in the emperor's wife's family. He also worked in the palace and served the emperor and concubines with food, clothing, shelter, and transportation. It was just that they were slightly higher than the palace maids in terms of food and cosmetics. Similarly, once Chang Zai and Promise are favored by the emperor and are lucky enough to be lucky, or even become pregnant with a dragon seed, their status will immediately rise. However, the emperor has so much time and energy to be lucky one by one with the three thousand women in the harem, so who It depends on luck if you want to be on top.Xiao Fuzi said that Lan Changzai was the master, but in fact it was just flattering her. In fact, many Changzai and promised status in the palace were not even as good as the maids around the queen and concubine, and it was common for eunuchs and palace maids to bully her.Therefore, many Changzai are always lonely on the one hand, and on the other hand they have to find someone to support them. After all, eunuchs are men in name, so it is not uncommon to hang out with eunuchs.

Xiao Dezhang and Fen Tuan'er secretly looked at each other, both of them wanted to see some "patterns", but they didn't dare to move the curtain, but the curtain moved quickly, and then trembled like a sieve stand up.Then I heard Lan Chang's rapid panting, moaning as if he was about to cry out: "Ah... ah - be... beneficiary... ah - hurry up, hurry up, say a few words... a few words of emotion if……"

Xiao Fuzi suppressed the male duck's throat and said something in Lan Guiren's ear. Lan Changzai seemed to be more excited, and made the bed thump, "God! It's really... so comfortable..."

At this time, Xiao Dezhang couldn't bear it any longer, and opened the gap in the curtain with trembling hands, and the fans came over to watch.I saw that Lan Changzai and Xiao Fuzi were both naked, and Lan Chang was lying on his back, kissing Xiao Fuzi's mouth to mouth, with a pair of white arms wrapped around Xiao Fuzi's neck, and Xiao Fuzi was lying on his side As she spoke, one hand pressed and rubbed her buttocks, and the other hand grabbed her lower body and shook it rapidly. It seemed that both of them were extremely excited.

Xiao Dezhang turned his head to the side to watch, Fen Tuan'er gave him a hand, and the two of them went back to the servant's room the same way, their faces were red and their ears were hot, and their hearts were beating violently.

"See it!" Fan Tuan'er laughed and said, "This is what the palace people look like in private! Bah - how disgusting! This time you know how powerful Xiao Fuzi is?"

Xiao Dezhang clicked his tongue and said, "It's a crime... Buddha! If this person was caught and raped, he would be guilty of skinning!"

"You're the only one who's smart? You go and try to catch them, and the guards will teach you that you will die without a place to die!" Fan Tuan'er said, "Comfortable for a while, it turns out that Hui promised to do this with the eunuch, and the person in the respect room If they are caught, one will be sent to the storeroom to wash clothes, and the other will be sent to Longyangzhai to guard the jade wares. Family ugliness should not be publicized, who would say such things easily, if the emperor finds out, they will have to eat and walk around .”

Xiao Dezhang was still thinking about the scene he saw just now, and when he saw Fan Tuaner expressing love to him, he also had a look of spring on his face, and was about to rush over to experiment for a while, when he suddenly remembered the yellow box, so he said with a smile: "I I have to go to "Turkey" quickly, and I will send all the yellow boxes. I heard that it is called "Moscow" (Moscow), and now it seems that it is worthy of the name. When I come back next time, I will touch you to death. Quench your thirst well!" As he spoke, he tidied up his clothes and went outside.

Fen Tuan'er chased him out, and exhorted: "Million, ten thousand - what I saw today must rot in my stomach, remember?"

Xiao Dezhang returned to Yanqi Palace and saw the emperor's Luanjia still parked in front of the stone steps of the "Turkey" main hall, indicating that the emperor hadn't bathed yet. Xiao Dezhang breathed a sigh of relief. In the eunuch's room, fanned his fan to watch the movements of the emperor.After a while, I saw Biancai running back with sweat on his face, and said as soon as he entered the door: "Hot, hot!" Picking up the white porcelain teapot, he drank a gulp, then wiped his mouth with his sleeve, and said to Xiao De Zhang with a smile: " Don't look at my burning fire, this is the first time I have learned a lot, the emperor is really a spirit of dragon and horse, fighting against the two masters De Ling and Rong Ling alone, that is a wonderful..." As I was speaking, I saw that the emperor was surrounded by a group of eunuchs. Surrounded by them, De Ling and Rong Ling knelt at the gate of the palace with flushed faces like lotus flowers, and only then did they know that this was their living quarters.Xiao Dezhang waved his hand and said, "Let's talk about it later—" Hurrying to go out with the yellow box in his arms, he ran to the gate of the palace and bowed to wait on him.

"It was you who sent the box." Guan Xu glanced at Xiao De Zhang, and said to Sister De Ling, "Go back, I will go to the Queen's side in the evening." Then he said to a court lady: "Go back to your master and empress first." Over there, I said that I will go to Yingtai to listen to the government, and I will go to see her at night, and then I will come to De Ling and the others for dinner, how did this little Fuzi do it, and there is no one around?"

Everyone agreed, and the emperor hadn't left after sitting in the Luanjia, and everyone didn't dare to really leave.Little Fuzi came trotting from the west side of the "Kremlin", panting slightly and said with a smile: "The slave is fishing with Lan Chang over there, and Lan Chang is asking the slave to put meat bait on the hook, and suddenly thought of serving the emperor." , and then ran over in a hurry, afraid of delaying the master's errand."

Xiao Dezhang listened beside him, couldn't help laughing out loud, and coughed to cover it up.Guan Xuqing took out the gold watch in his bosom and looked at it. The hands were almost up to 5:[-]. He licked his lips contentedly, took the yellow box from Xiao Dezhang, and said, "Let's drive!"

"Long Live God is starting to drive—" Xiao Fuzi shouted in a sharp voice, and the voice was transmitted from station to station in the distance.

"Long Live God, let's drive—"

"Master, let's drive—"

Several ministers who had been waiting for the emperor at Yingtai had been here for more than an hour. Seeing the painting-like scenery in front of them, everyone forgot about the heat.It is adjacent to Xishan Mountain in the west, Wanshou Mountain in the east, and Feifangbo in the south. Tanzhong.The Eight Immortals Cave, the Eighteen Scholars Pavilion, and the chess platform are decorated with scenes such as the ups and downs.Because the east and west sides are surrounded by mountains, in summer, regardless of the north wind and south wind, it passes through the dense forest of Haizi, and is filtered by the water and shade of the forest, losing the comfortable humidity and coolness with the dry heat.Climbing up to the star-gazing pavilion and looking around, you can see the emerald and blue sky of Wanshou Mountain, the back-mounted mountain, and the misty clouds in the west mountain. Looking north and south, you can see the corridors and verandas connecting with each other under the shadow of thousands of green onions, bamboo trees, and pavilions. It is looming in the smoky water.

Such a beautiful scenery, cool and pleasant, and waiting for the holy driver, who would like to hide in the sweltering courtyard of their own house, sweating all over their heads and waving fans constantly to beat the heat?Therefore, by coincidence, they all came early and gathered under the pavilion of the Lotus Terrace to watch the scenery and talk.

Several people are ministers of the imperial court, and they are also top figures in the empire. Each of them has a unique temper and personality, and their performance is also different.Liang Qichao was elegant and sophisticated, and he just walked casually by the fence. Zhao Bingjun's city mansion was very deep, and he leaned against a pillar and sat on a stool next to the lacquered pillar to rest quietly.Although Li Hongzao couldn't say anything about this garden, he still used the topic to talk about domestic political affairs, "The emperor gave me a set of "Siku Quanshu" printed by Zhonghua Book Company. But after reading the general catalog, even so, it still feels good. The four sub-collections of classics and history are really vast! Just talking about this "sub-section", there are 920 categories in total, one is Confucianism, and the other is military strategists. , the third is legalism, the fourth is farming, the fifth is medical, the sixth is astronomical algorithm, the seventh is arithmetic, the eighth is art, the ninth is spectral green, the tenth is miscellaneous, the eleventh is class books, the twelfth is novels, and the thirteenth is Buddhism, fourteen is Taoism. There are [-] volumes in total, [-] volumes... Maybe you want to read some military books? Yes!"

Wu Peifu had the lowest position among these people. While thinking about how the emperor would do the right thing when he arrived, he also had to talk to these colleagues with a smile. Seeing that Li Hongzao was talking dry, he got up and picked up the pot and refilled him with tea, smiling. Said: "I have learned, but you didn't guess correctly. What I want to ask is about Confucianism. There is one thing that is difficult to judge right or wrong."

When he said this, everyone except Zhao Bingjun lifted their spirits.

"Is there something Confucianism can't judge right from wrong?" Li Hongzao smiled lightly, "Tell me and we will listen."

Wu Peifu nodded and said, "A fellow of mine is the mayor of Tongchuan, Shaanxi. There is a village in Qingli in Sanmenxia. A case has been reported to him, which makes him very embarrassed. Let's help to judge together."

"Tell me, what's the case?"

"The patriarch of that village sued Gong Wang, the daughter-in-law of the Gong family in the village, for not abiding by the clan rules, going out with a few young people in the village, and doing such shameful things; After tossing until dawn, a couple from the village was caught on the spot and sent to the county. The county magistrate reported the incident to the city, and my fellow villagers said, this is a big deal, and they also came to alarm me? The county The elder said, "This woman is good-natured, and someone has sued her for a long time. But she is also the most filial in the whole town. Her husband, father, mother-in-law, sister, brothers and daughter-in-law, and her husband, the whole family went to the county. If this woman is arrested, their family will be ruined, and they ask for forgiveness.’ This woman is a prostitute on the one hand, and a filial daughter-in-law on the other hand. I would like to ask Brother Lan Sun, how can I get rid of the crime? How should the meaning of "Spring and Autumn" evaluate this matter?"

The Will of the Empire Chapter 862 Li Hongzao

"* is the chief of all evils, filial piety is the first of a hundred actions..." Li Hongzao pondered, thought for a long time, touched his knees and sighed: "The former is about deeds, if it is about heart, who doesn't have *heart? If there is * If the heart is a bad person, then there will be no perfect people in the world. The latter... is about the heart. If a wealthy family serves the elderly well, it is filial piety; not only filial piety, but also filial piety; without filial piety, it is not filial piety. If a poor family is not as filial as a rich family, the poor family will have no filial sons..."