Wild Lucky God

Ye Tian chuckled and said, "I didn't expect that the first time I watched the sunset, there were two beauties and big stars by my side. I think it's not bad to be in trouble."

"Yeah, it's already like this anyway, isn't there a saying that if you can't resist, then enjoy yourself!" Di Lieba said suddenly.

When Ye Tian heard this, he almost choked and coughed twice.

Di Lieba hurriedly leaned over to help Ye Tian hammer his back: "It's all right!"

Ye Tian shook his head, thinking to himself: "Di Lieba is not implying himself! Hey, forget it."

The three of them just lay quietly on the beach, looking at the sky full of stars, not knowing who else was looking for them at this moment.

Jiang Shuying suddenly thought of something, and said to Ye Tian: "Ye Tian, ​​what you said today is so funny, let me tell you two more."

Di Lieba seemed to remember it too, and begged Ye Tian to say two more.

The water friends are even more crazy about it.

"Anchor, let's talk, let's talk! I'll take this one!"

"That's right, if you don't tell the anchor, I'll play King Pesticide, and I'll play Ranking! I'm not afraid to tell you, I'm a primary school student!"

"Fuck, don't be impulsive, the little brother upstairs, just tell me two anchors!"

"Brother! You can just say two things, anything!"

Ye Tian looked at the two people and the barrage, and nodded his head and said: "Okay, since you want to listen so much, the anchor is talking about two! But there is a charge, one kiss for girls and one kiss for boys." Card! How is it?"

Jiang Shuying said with a smile: "What's the matter, no problem."

Speaking of which, Ye Tian and Jiang Shuying turned their gazes to Di Lieba again. Di Lieba hesitated at first, but seeing the eyes of the two, he nodded in agreement.

"Haha, okay, then I'll start talking. When I took the bus in the morning, there were so many people, the driver brother started to growl and said, go back, go back, all go back, there is no one behind! This is a car next to the driver The little girl asked tremblingly, "Brother, don't scare me, can you really not see them? Driver pawns."

As soon as Ye Tian finished speaking, Jiang Shuying and Di Lieba hugged their stomachs and laughed, and the live broadcast room was similar.

"Hahaha, you made me laugh."

"6666666, can you really not see them? Hahaha."

"In the future, I will ask the driver in the same way when I squeeze the bus. I laughed so hard."

Ye Tian smiled and continued: "Let's talk about one more thing. One day the husband and wife finished their work on the bed, and the man asked the woman, what do you think of me? The woman looked at the man with a straight face. I said solemnly, do you know what the bus driver's mantra is?"

Chapter 15 Why are you blushing? 【Recommendation】

The water friends were stunned, and began to recall what the bus driver's mantra was. At this time, Jiang Shuying suddenly said excitedly: "This is not easy. Didn't you tell the last joke? Did you squeeze in? There is a place."

Ye Tian laughed and said, "That's right, that's right!"

After hearing this, Di Lieba blushed and pulled Jiang Shuying. Jiang Shuying suddenly realized that something was wrong, and sat down awkwardly. Under the light of the fire, Di Lieba's small white face was slightly reddened.

The water friends also understood that the bullet screens are one after another.

"Hahaha, there is still space inside, squeeze in. 6666666"

"It's so filthy, but it's also very funny. I laughed to death."

"The anchor is so talented, I can't do it anymore, my stomach is starting to cramp."

"Hahaha, my family thought I was crazy outside, hahaha."

"Thank you [Original Candied Haws] for giving the anchor card x4!"

"Thank you [My Life Is Very Ordinary] for giving the host the plane x1!"

"Thank you [Lian Zhen Du Speechless] for giving the streamer a compliment x1221!"

"Thank you [Obsession Reyuan] for giving the anchor card x1!"

"Thank you [Still Don't Cry or Make Trouble] for presenting the host card x2!"

Ye Tian laughed loudly and said: "Okay, okay, it's over, I'm satisfied this time!"

At this time, the water friends still feel that they still have more to say, frantically swiping to ask Ye Tian to tell another one.

"No, no, tell me one more time!"

"Yes, yes, tell me one more."

"I don't care, I still want to listen."

"I want more, I want more!!"

Ye Tian shook his head and sighed, "Okay, okay, it's the last one for today! I have to save some time to talk about it later."

"Okay!! Hahaha."

"The host is amazing, huh!"

"Speak quickly!"

Ye Tian said: "Once when I came home from school, I saw my mother was cooking hard for me in the kitchen. They were all my favorite dishes. I couldn't help but feel a sore nose when I thought about the simple food at home. When I was about to speak, my mother turned her head and saw me, and said with a look of astonishment, today is not the weekend, why are you back?"

"Hahaha, this t is definitely not my own."

"Hahahahahaha."

"It's so slippery! I laughed to death."

"Ouch, I'm going, my stomach hurts."

"Thank you [Han Xiaonao is me] for the plane x2!"

"Thank you [whappy] for giving the anchor card x10!"

"Thank you [sh Shu'er] for giving the anchor 666x33!"

"Thank you [meal year] for giving the anchor card x2!"

"Ye Tian, ​​where did you learn these jokes? It's so funny." Jiang Shuying said suddenly behind her back.

Ye Tian turned his head and looked at the two of them and said, "Ahem, I've finished my joke, but it seems like something is missing~"

Jiang Shuying was taken aback, but she was not shy, she stood up and walked towards Ye Tian.

After walking over, Ye Tian got a little nervous, and secretly scolded himself for not living up to expectations.

Jiang Shuying came over without saying a word, hugged Ye Tian's head and kissed Ye Tian's face.