Wild Lucky God

The fourth trap, empty.

The fifth trap, blown down by the wind.

The sixth trap, I don't know why it is hung on the tree, and it is still intact.

Seventh trap, found a rope.

The eighth trap, gone and gone.

Jian Nan is already thinking about life, doubting life, and summing up life.

Don't be afraid of bad luck, but be afraid of comparison.

Ye Tian made three traps, catching a little wild boar, a pheasant, and a hare. He made eight traps and threw them all on the street, but he didn't catch any of them. Appeared on the tree, there is still a rope left, even dead without a whole body.

So sad, is the gap between being human really that big?

That's right, it turns out that the gap between being a human being is really that big.

Ye Tian didn't continue stabbing this time. After all, he is still very kind, very moral, and has a bottom line. After all, Jiannan himself has been stabbing in a rhythmic manner, one, two, three, four, two, two, three, four. , Three two three four, four two three four, adjust your posture, do it again.

"66666"

"The anchor god predicts."

"I guessed the beginning, but not the ending."

"Jian Nan doesn't cry, just stand up and masturbate."

"The anchor hits all three traps, and Jiannan hits all eight traps. The gap in life has proved to be really big."

"I actually got it right. You know, the probability of me getting it right is only 00000000001. This feeling is great."

Ye Tian didn't continue to pierce Jiannan's heart, and each of the water friends continued to pierce. There are always some people in this world who are willing to help and give. heart of.

Suddenly, there was a small and strange sound from the grass behind him, and the tip of the grass kept swaying, as if it was getting closer.

A rabbit delivered to your door?pheasant?Or a snake?

I saw trembling grass, and a line was heading in the direction of Jiannan.

"Jiannan, be careful behind you." Ye Tian couldn't help reminding that it would be bad if it was a poisonous snake.

"What?" Frustrated, Jian Nan turned his head suspiciously, looked behind him, and saw a big lump suddenly appearing under his feet from the grass, which made him jump up in fright, and shouted: "What the hell? !" The whole person appeared ten meters away in an instant, as if teleporting.

Ye Tianding took a look and felt happy, it turned out to be this thing.

"Damn! What a fat mouse." Seeing the guy who startled him, Jian Nan scolded angrily.

No, where he was standing, there was a mouse about 50 centimeters long, but it looked a little different from ordinary mice, not so ugly, but rather cute, this kind of mouse is more popular among girls Huo, many girls like to keep this kind of pet. It's the bamboo rat. It's just that this bamboo rat is fatter and looks cuter. You can't see its short legs at all.

Two short hands protruded from under the long hair. I don't know what kind of fruit it is, and it is struggling to send it to the mouth. An angry Jian Nan.

It seems to say again: This idiot is really good, I was actually scared.

He is not afraid of people at all, and has no intention of running at all.

Seeing this stupid and cute bamboo mouse in the live broadcast room, many girls couldn't help cheering.

"Wow! So cute."

"This is a bamboo rat! It's grown so big."

"It's such a fat bamboo mouse, I can barely see its legs, can it still run?"

"You can tell at a glance that this bamboo rat is a foodie. If there is something to eat, it forgets to run away."

"The old man's maiden heart can't be controlled."

Ye Tian laughed and said: "It seems that many people have already recognized it. This mouse is a bamboo mouse. It is famous for eating bamboo. Wild species are very precious. Now many places in China have begun to raise them. In the market, they are made of bamboo because they are cute. Girls like it as a pet."

"Bamboo rat!"

With bright eyes, Jiannan said, "I heard that the bamboo rat is delicious and nourishes the body. Such a big one must have a lot of meat."

In Jiannan's eyes, this is no longer a bamboo rat, but a plate of meat.

Mengmeng looked at Jiannan's bamboo rat, not knowing that he was already a dish in Jiannan's eyes.

Ye Tian was a little speechless, this guy really didn't have any sharp eyesight.

Holding pheasants, hares, and wild boars in my hands, I saw bamboo rats and wanted to eat them, but no one else. No wonder I haven’t found a girlfriend now. There must be a reason for this.

"What? You want to eat cute bamboo rats? Bad guys."

"Anchor, next time throw Jiannan into the jungle and starve for a few days, let him do all the dirty work, I won't sympathize with Jiannan."

"Yes, yes, with so many prey in hand, I still want to eat bamboo rats."

"No sympathy +1"

"No sympathy +2"

"Jiannan is a big villain."

All of a sudden, the girls in the live broadcast room swiped the screen, they boycotted Jiannan collectively, and the male water friends trembled in fright. Sure enough, girls are powerless in front of cute pets.

"Brother Tian, ​​I heard that the bamboo rat has a lot of meat, and it tastes delicious, and it nourishes the kidney." Jian Nan continued.

Ye Tian gave Jian Nan a look: Zhu Gusheng.

It's not that Gebra pulls you, but that you have already gone far.

So give it a go.

Chapter 136 Come, little fat mouse, come to me! 【Ask for a reward】

Ye Tian said indignantly: "I just know how to eat, how can you bear to kill such a cute little animal? Beast."

Jiannan: ""

Although Ye Tian also thinks that bamboo rat meat is very good, there are delicacies made of bamboo rats in many places in China. The meat is very delicious and has medicinal value, which is indeed of great help to the body.

"That's right, that's right, beast."

"Anchor, I love you!"

"The anchor is great, Xiao Ai has always been a fan of you, I am 15 years old, and I will marry you in five years."