Back to the Ming Dynasty to be a tyrant

Zheng Zhilong can only express his deep admiration.

The question is, what about the lessons of the sages that unjust soldiers must be defeated?Even though I, Old Zheng, was a pirate, I have heard this sentence at least. Now the court of Ming Dynasty doesn't pay attention to this?

Zhu Chunchen had been with Zhang Weixian and Emperor Chongzhen for a long time, so his painting style had completely gone astray. Seeing Zheng Zhilong's bewildered expression, he asked, "An official wants to learn the benevolence of Duke Xiang? Is there something about Qi Hou attacking Chu because of Cai Ji?"

As an admiral of the Great Ming South Sea Fleet transformed from a pirate with ideals, aspirations, and ambitions, Zheng Zhilong felt dizzy when he read the books, but at least he made up some books. For the two examples mentioned by Zhu Chunchen Know something.

The matter of Duke Xiang's benevolence refers to the fact that Duke Xiang of Song Dynasty sent troops to attack Zheng.

Song Xianggong felt that Zheng Guo didn't give him face, so he planned to send troops to Zheng Guo to vent his anger, but Zheng Guo asked Chu State to stand up for himself.

The two warring parties are different from those later guys who like to play tricks. Instead, the two parties have agreed on a date to prepare to open the film in a fair manner.

Song Xianggong even laughed at Ziyu, his subordinate, who persuaded him to avoid it: "Chu soldiers have more armor, but benevolence and righteousness are not enough. Although I am not armored, but benevolence and righteousness are more than enough. Use the king of the way to avoid the ignorance of the king." Lord, I'd rather be dead than alive like this."

Then Song Xianggong, who pays attention to benevolence and righteousness, approved the letter of war, agreeing to fight the Chu army north of Hongshui on November [-], and ordered people to make a big flag with the words "benevolence and righteousness" written on it.

On the morning when the battle was agreed, the Chu army crossed the Hongshui River and marched northward one after another. Ziyu advised Song Xianggong to take the opportunity to attack, saying: "Chu has many soldiers and Song has few soldiers. If we fight at this time, we can win."

Duke Xiang pointed to the banner and said, "Did you see the word 'benevolence and righteousness'? I have always advocated benevolence and righteousness. How can I attack someone halfway across the river?"

After a while, all the Chu troops crossed the water. Cheng Dechen, holding a whip in his hand, commanded the sergeants to form formations from east to west, with high spirits, as if there was no one else around.

Ziyu advised Duke Xiang again: "The Chu army has not yet set up its formation, so hurry up and fight. If you miss this opportunity, we will be in danger."

Duke Xiang sternly said, "Hey! You are greedy for one blow, and disregard the benevolence and righteousness of the ages? How can you attack someone's army that has not yet formed a good formation?"

As a result, during the battle between the two sides, Xiang Gong was injured several times, and died in the second year.

As for Qi Hou's attack on Chu because of Cai Ji, it was a complete farce, and even Song Xianggong's good show could not be compared.

At the beginning, King Wu of Zhou took over King Zhou's position and became the boss himself. Later, he entrusted many of his own family members with the surname Ji and a large number of meritorious officials with foreign surnames.

But the curse of being handsome for less than three seconds also played a role in Lao Ji's house.

The princes such as Guan, Cai, Huo, Lu, Wei, Mao, etc. who were entrusted to the Central Plains were not very up-to-date, so that they could no longer hold the land in their hands.

In contrast, the countries with different surnames that were divided far away, such as Qi, Chu, Yue, Qin, etc., became larger and stronger, and the small countries in the Central Plains had to survive in the cracks.

As a relatively good vassal state, Cai Guo continued to send daughters-in-law to the surrounding countries in order to achieve peace-if the big guy has an in-law relationship, it is not easy to continue to fight and bleed, right?

When Zhouzhuang King Ji Tuo was in charge, Cai Muhou saw that Duke Huan of Qi was powerful as one of the five double-bonus red sticks in the Spring and Autumn Period, so he quickly picked a beautiful younger sister, Cai Ji, and sent him to Duke Huan of Qi to be his concubine.

One day, Cai Ji and Duke Huan of Qi were boating on the lake. When Cai Ji saw the water, she became naughty and splashed water on Duke Huan of Qi. Very happy.

Afterwards, there was a commotion, and the boat shook violently. Duke Huan of Qi, who couldn't swim, was frightened and said loudly, "Okay, okay, don't make trouble!"

But Cai Ji thought Qi Huangong's frightened appearance was quite amusing, so she deliberately made the boat shake more violently, and told Qi Huangong that if he fell into the water, he would rescue him.

Duke Huan of Qi was a little older, and he was so frightened that he clung to the side of the boat, his face turned pale, but the more Duke Huan of Qi was scared, the happier Cai Ji was, and he shook the boat like a pirate ship in an amusement park.

After Cai Ji had had a good time, Duke Huan of Qi went ashore with a gloomy face and said to Cai Ji, "I will return you to Cai Guo tomorrow!"

Cai Ji couldn't figure it out: she had played around before, how could this old man turn his back on him?

Qi Huangong, who made a fool of himself, was not just talking about it. The next day, he sent a carriage to take Cai Ji back to Cai Guo.

Cai Muhou saw that his sister was married to the state of Qi, and was driven back in such a state of embarrassment.Very annoyed: what's so great about your country of Qi?My sister is young and invincible, and it's not that she can't get married—Cai Muhou, who was extremely upset, simply changed hands and married Cai Ji to King Chu Cheng of the Chu Kingdom.

Duke Huan of Qi originally wanted Cai Ji to go home and reflect on himself, fearing that it would make her coquettish, so he did not sever the relationship with Cai Ji, but Cai Muhou asked Cai Ji to remarry.This time, Duke Huan of Qi was very angry.

In a fit of anger, Duke Huan of Qi took the Spring and Autumn Edition of the Eight-Power Allied Forces to attack Cai Guo, and Cai Guo surrendered without a fight.

Then Duke Huan of Qi, who hadn't calmed down, sent his troops south to crusade against Chu State, and went to trouble Duke Chu Chenggong of Chu State—it was your grandson who slept with my little daughter-in-law, right?

When the Qi army arrived in the state of Chu, the people of the state of Chu were very surprised, because the two places were too far apart, and there had never been much contact. You can't get here even if you compete with a cow."

It’s hard to say that Duke Huan of Qi came to fight Cai Guo and then hit Chu State by the way, let alone because he felt that his head was greened by Chu Chenggong, so he raised his troops, so he messed up some old accounts.

For example, "Why didn't the state of Chu pay tribute to the emperor of Zhou? In fact, the vassal states didn't pay tribute much at that time, and the state of Qi itself was like a bird, and didn't pay much tribute.

For example, when King Zhao of Zhou visited Chu State in the south, why did the boat leak and died in Chu State?

The reply from the people of Chu State, who caused King Zhou Zhao to drown, was also very interesting: "King Zhou Zhao is dead, what do we do? Ask Hanshui!"

Of course, the above is not the key point, the key point is that this war is carried out in the form of scolding before the army-according to common sense, both sides have talked about this, so they can just start the film directly.

But in fact, both sides have sent their strongest mouthpieces to battle, Qi State is Guan Zhong, and Chu State is Qu Wan.

In the end, Qi Guoli was poor in his speech, and was scolded away - scolded away!

What Zhu Chunchen said was to ask Zheng Zhilong, is there anyone still playing like this now?The two sides talk about the outcome?Or play a teacher of benevolence and righteousness?

Facing Zhu Chunchen's half-smile face, Zheng Zhilong's face couldn't help but turn red—what did he do in Java and Majapahit, and he couldn't figure it out?

Let’s not talk about Java, it’s Li Zizi’s fault for framing Majapahit, but he also participated in it, so it’s not a good thing anyway.

Now, what is there to doubt about the domineering statement put forward by the Governor's Mansion of the Five Armies or simply by Emperor Chongzhen?

Feeling ashamed, Zheng Zhilong decided to go back to the poor place in Majapahit and carry out the latest instructions from the Governor's Mansion of the Five Armies—anyone who can stand on two feet and breathe, either become a laborer or die.

As for that little girl Li Zizi, since she came out of the palace, Zheng Zhilong put out all her thoughts—this little girl fell in love with the emperor, and her eyes were almost watering when she quietly looked at the emperor, even a fool could I can understand.

Now that the field is like this, it doesn't matter whether the emperor has taken a fancy to her or not, anyway, I don't want to hit her anymore.

And Li Zizi is worthy of being the little fan girl of Emperor Chongzhen who Zheng Zhilong saw through.

After returning to the inn, faced with inquiries from the maid Qiu'er, Li Zizi almost used all the beautiful compliments he could think of on Emperor Chongzhen.

As for whether Qiu'er joked about whether she could enter the palace to serve the emperor, Li Zizi sighed slightly: "As for the beauty of the world, they are all in the palace. If I enter the palace as a pirate leader, I'm afraid it's impossible for the world to laugh."

Li Zizi outside the palace secretly hated herself for not being a girl from a good family, and she was born to be a pirate leader so that there is no hope of entering the palace now, while Queen Zhou in the palace was very happy to prepare for the draft girl.

This time, at least the entire Ming Dynasty must choose a show girl and pick a few good ones to enter the palace. Otherwise, the master of the harem, who is the mother of the world, will inevitably end up with a reputation of being jealous, which is absolutely unbearable.

As for the question of a beautiful woman entering the palace to compete with her, Empress Zhou smiled and said that it doesn't matter - as long as she can give birth to a son, the chance of becoming a prince in the future will naturally be much higher than others, coupled with the emperor's favor, As long as it is not a waste, so what if there are more coquettish sluts?

In short, except for Wen Tiren and other ministers in the court, the rest of the big guys are very happy.

Wen Tiren couldn't be happy because of the troublesome things that Emperor Chongzhen found out for himself - all theories have received varying degrees of support, so the theory of hundreds of schools is now showing signs of emerging again.

Except for novelists.

In his previous life, Emperor Chongzhen was fed up with those broken dogs and dead eunuchs, and he didn’t have a good impression of novelists. After time travelling, the "Surprise at the First Moment" written by Ling Mochu really made Chongzhen The emperor was disgusted once.

In particular, "Han Xiucai Hired a Beautiful Wife by Randomness" simply blackmailed the entire Ming society, and most of the content was basically bullshit in the eyes of Emperor Chongzhen.

For example, businessmen get rich from bad luck, scholars become famous from poverty; upright officials judge cases like gods, corrupt officials break the law like tigers; Create marriage tragedies.