Back to the Ming Dynasty to be a tyrant

As for the three big trolls like Zhao Yandong, although they are also for the sake of trolling, they are different from Xu Xianghui and others in that these three big trolls have never thought about surrendering slaves, and even plan to occupy mountains in Liaodong. be king.

Naturally, Yang Qiqi didn't reveal his identity as Jin Yiwei, after all, one more person would be more risky, but these three guys actually received Yang Qiqi's donation, and they have already started to pull the team.

As a result, many people with sensitive identities in Liaodong began to defect to these three scumbags, and then recruited more people to start training.

As for what to do after the training, Yang Qiqi hadn't figured it out yet, and neither had the three scumbags.

After all, it's too embarrassing to expect three guys who are stupid in their studies to do something big, and Yang Qiqi is just planning to use the name of the three to do some shady things.

Regarding this point, Emperor Chongzhen naturally wouldn't take it to heart - if a dignified monarch of a country pays attention to these bullshit things every day, it would be too cheap.

Emperor Chongzhen always cared most about the knife and money bag in his hand.

Knives are used to hack people and seize territory, and money bags are used to let one's little brother, Ma Tsai, use knives to hack people.

Anyway, the Ming Dynasty is like this, at least in the past ten years or the next few decades, it will not stop, and natural disasters will continue.

Let it go on and on, I have money in my hand, so I am afraid of a mere natural disaster?Isn't this funny, what is the biggest problem caused by natural disasters?

The common people have no food.

This is the biggest problem. The remaining problems are basically derivatives. As long as the problem of eating is solved, the remaining problems are basically no longer a problem.

For example, the knife in my hand now, whether it is called the South China Sea Fleet or Zheng Zhilong, killed the latest Javanese King Megava, and brought the Javanese barbarians back to repair the railway. This is a good thing.

If the barbarians went to build the railway, the people of Daming would not have to die in those dangerous areas, and I would not have to worry about building a canal like His Majesty Yang Er would kill me.

As for food, Java is Nanyang, and it is normal to have three crops and four crops a year. If the people of Ming Dynasty want to plant something when they see the land, they will farm it. If you think about it with your butt, you will know that the harvest will be better than that of the barbarians. It is many times stronger when farming.

And the biggest benefit of the money bag in one's own hand is that it can lure the people after the commercial tax and customs duties are actually collected.

Aren't the people unwilling to go to Java?Will I give money to go?Do you want to go or not?Will the cow go or not?

I have plenty of these things!

Then the people of Ming Dynasty were surprised to find that when the eighth year of Chongzhen had just passed and the ninth year of Chongzhen had just arrived, the landlords and gentry had lowered their land rents—really lowered!

Originally, [-]% of the land rent could be said to be conscientious, but now it has dropped to [-]%, and in some places it has even dropped to [-]%!

For example, in Shaanxi, a large number of people died after a famine, and then hundreds of thousands of people were fooled by Tang Wang Zhu Yujian and Zhu Cunji to Xinming Island.

With more land and fewer people, the land is worthless.

If the land rent does not drop, I will go to Xinming Island or Java!

This is definitely great news.

The only thing that wasn't good was that the officials were suffering from a headache to death, and Fang Zhuangli's own headache was not enough, so he simply dragged Wen Tiren to trouble Emperor Chongzhen.

The place in Java looks inconspicuous on the map of the world, but the actual area is definitely not small, and the number of officials needed is even more numerous.

At least a thousand officials are needed to ensure that there will be no major disturbances in Java.

The problem is, even if you count all the Jinshi during the Chongzhen period, plus those idiots who have not been released during the Tianqi period, it is not easy to get the required number of people—after all, Ming is a paradise, and Java is a poor place. But it's really hard to say.

Not everyone is willing to go to Java to earn money and political achievements.

Then the eldest son Shen Hao, who had just climbed to the position of Yin in Shuntian Mansion, was remembered by Emperor Chongzhen.

Who is Mr. Shen?

That is the new generation of legalist flag-carrying bosses. Although he is still a little immature, it is most appropriate to throw it in Java.

Because there are no more barbarians in Java, there is no need for old fritters like Shi Fenglai to reconcile yin and yang, and there is no need for a cruel guy like Hong Chengchou to be a villain.

Instead, it is the most reliable choice for Mr. Shen Hao and Mr. Shen to go to Java to verify the legalist theory and bring out more legalist students by the way.

After all, Java must have implemented military control in the initial stage, and the Legalists wanted to draw rules and regulations in all aspects, and the two fit very well.

As for the Huang-Lao theory that the folks are vaguely beginning to emerge, Emperor Chongzhen thought it was inappropriate.

Because Huang Lao's theory emphasizes that it is feasible if it is not prohibited by the law, it is not suitable to be used in places under military control, and it is easy to cause trouble.

The Huang-Lao theory is more suitable for use in the Ming Dynasty.

Forget about other theories, even now they are vaguely showing up, and it is impossible to find out which one is more appropriate to throw in Java.

When Shen Hao received Emperor Chongzhen who sent him to Java as the first governor, he couldn't hide his inner ecstasy.

What are Legalists, or students of other theories, most worried about?

It's not about suffering, it's about not having the opportunity to display what you've learned and your ambitions. As for life and death, it's not that important.

All theories that have been suppressed for thousands of years are very important to this opportunity now, except for Confucianism.

Confucianism has been the boss for a thousand years, and it has long been swollen and there is no point in it. Even if some reliable officials become officials, more are unreliable ones.

For example, the Donglin Party, which always thinks about caring about state affairs and world affairs even though its own shit, and Fushe, which likes to play armed resistance to taxes at every turn.

Although these two families have sang coolly under the suppression of Emperor Chongzhen, there are still a large number of scholars who prefer these two families in their hearts.

In Emperor Chongzhen's view, apart from cultivating a large number of professional trolls for the sake of trolling, the remaining functions of these two are basically zero.

In fact, including the entire Confucianism, apart from Confucianism's thought of great unification and Gongyang's theory of great revenge, there really wasn't much bright spot for a while.

Of course, no matter how fucked up Confucians are, they are better than novelists.

Just like Duan Xiaorong, who was so inflated that he couldn't count, he had just finished writing the Secret History of Bumbutai, and immediately wrote the Secret History of Hailanzhu, which was still an illustrated version.

This is a good thing, Emperor Chongzhen said that he likes to watch it very much.

The problem is that the inflated Duan Xiaorong has already learned without a teacher the tricks of procrastinating, owing, and breaking changes that those hard-working writers who started hundreds of years later are best at, which makes people hate it.

What made Emperor Chongzhen even more troublesome was Empress Zhou's lack of cooperation.

Originally, Empress Zhou followed Emperor Chongzhen in everything, and even took the initiative to find more concubines for Emperor Chongzhen, which made Emperor Chongzhen very happy.

However, she was very uncooperative in the matter of planting cowpox for the eldest son of the princess and Wanyan Yuzhuo's eldest son, His Royal Highness Liao Wang, and her own newly born eldest son, His Royal Highness Jing Wang.

Even in a hurry, he directly called Emperor Chongzhen the King of Xin.

Holding the eldest son King Jing tightly with her left hand, holding Zhu Jingxue's little hand with her right hand, and protecting King Liao tightly behind her back, Empress Zhou's attitude was just one point: Anyone can plant this shit, but princes and daughters Absolutely not!

Looking at Empress Zhou who was protecting the calf, Emperor Chongzhen smiled wryly before he said, "The empress thinks that I will harm her children?"

Empress Zhou snorted coldly and said, "The things on the cow are going to be planted on the princes and daughters? Thanks to His Majesty's belief! Those who are from the medical school should be killed!"

Emperor Chongzhen was almost completely helpless.