Back to the Ming Dynasty to be a tyrant

Emperor Chongzhen was troubled by something else.

Originally, Emperor Chongzhen, who had brought more than 2000 million taels of nearly 3000 million taels of silver along the way to Haizhouwei, was planning to return to the capital leisurely, but the news from inside the Ming Dynasty made Emperor Chongzhen very painful.

When the magistrate of Taikang County was convening the gentry to discuss whether the big guys should take out the food for disaster relief and not just cause headaches for the court, the girder of the county government fell down, and the magistrate happened to be crushed to death.

Immediately after that, troubles followed in Huangzhou, because some people always said that daytime does not understand the darkness of night, so Huangzhou simply has the same effect as night in the daytime. Some.

These two things are not a big deal. After all, when did the Ming Dynasty lack officials?It's enough for Haosheng to pay some compensation.

Even Emperor Chongzhen felt that since this guy died on business, no matter how much money this guy had been greedy before, he planned to admit it with his nose.

As for the fact that Huangzhou wants to understand the darkness of night during the day, it doesn't really matter. The capital of later generations will not be like this one day.

There is also a memorial to Wu Ganlai in the matter, which stated that since August in the sixth year of Chongzhen, there is still no rain in Shanxi and Shaanxi, and there are thousands of miles of barren land. The harvest can be regarded as the end of the calf, and you may have to bleed a little more.

Then Emperor Chongzhen said that I just got tens of millions of taels of silver from Ah Huang, and I was very willful. I just went to those vassal states in Nanyang to buy food.

However, there was an earthquake in Zhichuan, Zhejiang. Not only did the houses collapse and kill people, but the sound was like thunder.

Then Yang Yipeng, the freshly released governor of water transportation, made a memorial stating that in the sixth year of Chongzhen, Sha chickens came from the northwest, with sparrow beaks, eagle wings, rabbit feet, and mouse claws, and the number was tens of millions.

This thing doesn't sleep on the tree, but it runs into the farmland, and eats all the barley, wheat, and millet.

The key is that this thing only eats food, but for high-protein things like locusts, this kind of bird is not interested, and now it is starting to play locust disasters.

Locusts cover the sky.

Emperor Chongzhen said that this day is really fucking impossible-although he knows that Emperor Chongzhen has suffered disasters every year for the past 17 years, but this is too damn evil.

But after thinking about it, it's actually nothing, isn't it just a plague of locusts, just mobilize the common people to catch them, at worst it's just a matter of spending a little money.

As for Shasha chicken, Emperor Chongzhen said he didn't know what Masha chicken was.

But it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter what Shaji is, the important thing is whether it can be eaten, as long as it can be eaten, why the hell does it get its turn to eat food?Damn, if I don't eat them, I'll be considered a loser!

As for the people not daring to catch and eat it, it doesn't matter, where there are no Jinyiwei and Dongchang guys, as long as the rumors that eating Shaji can invigorate the kidney and strengthen the yang and give birth to a son, Shaji?

Just like the Japanese kingdom of the later generations had a nuclear leak, and the people of the Celestial Dynasty hoarded salt and sulfuric wine like crazy, it is hard to say how many Shaji chickens will be left in the end.

If it really develops to the level of the Celestial Dynasty in the future, maybe the big guys should discuss on the Internet what they thought in the first place before the Shaji was extinct.

As for other issues, as long as it is not a large-scale earthquake, fire, flood, or drought, it is trivial.

Earthquakes, floods and fires are inevitable, and no one can avoid them, but food shortages such as droughts are now the best problems to solve.

After all, now that he has money in his hands, not only did he get 3000 million taels of silver from Ah Huang's family, but also the spring tax for the seventh year of Chongzhen should be collected, and the business tax can be tens of millions of taels.

Even if it costs money to buy the heads of Jian slaves and build a railway, it is no problem to dig out a few million taels of silver for disaster relief. If you squeeze 2000 million taels of silver to buy food, it will not be a big deal. question.

And with the construction of the railway, although Jiannu, Bainu, and Kunlunnu died a little more, the benefits are not without—at least the consumption on the road has plummeted.

Emperor Chongzhen had the factory guard in his hand, and the common people were not so desperate to survive, so there was no room for survival in Daming like the Flying Tigers.

In other words, man-made losses on the road are basically negligible.

After several railways under construction are completed, especially after the railways from Beijing to Nanzhili and Songjiang Prefecture to Nanzhili are completed, the whales captured by Zheng Zhilong and others on the Songjiang side and Quanzhou side will be bled. Meat can be quickly shipped to places like Shaanxi and Shanxi.

Meat is much more nutritious than food. If you eat one catty of whale meat, you can eat two catties less food. When the time comes, natural disasters will be nothing.

PS: Push the book, "Nine Layers of Godhood" by Chen Ji Tang Hongdou.It was agreed to take a big health care together, but Chenji Tang Hongdou didn't call me and poisoned him to death.

Chapter 464 Give Death to the King

Obviously, being an emperor is not the same as being an emperor.

For example, the Emperor Chongzhen is the same as the chaff and the money deaf and too rich.

Even if there is no comparison because those few are barbarian emperors, the Chongzhen Emperor is far, far, far behind the two fellows, King Zhou of Shang and King Zhou You.

When it comes to daughters-in-law, Emperor Chongzhen's wife, Empress Zhou, is not even as famous as Wang Zhaojun, let alone Baosi and Daji, two great beauties who are immortalized through the ages.

When it comes to enjoyment, the unlucky Emperor Chongzhen has not even been to a few palaces, and there is no such thing as a summer resort or a wine pond or a meat forest.

However, in the eyes of Ming officials, Emperor Chongzhen was much more cruel than Xia Jie and Shang Zhou—if he disagreed with him, he would take out his anger on the minister's head, and he could throw any blame on the minister.

For example, there was a plague of locusts, and Emperor Chongzhen said that it was entirely because some officials violated my order to exempt taxes and taxes, and put money in their pockets, which led to this happening.

If you don’t believe me, look it up, the officials of the Ming Dynasty have almost tens of thousands of official establishments, and tens of thousands of non-regular ones, and there is no way to figure out how many are not formal.

Can't find a corrupt person inside?Find it out and kill it, which just shows that what Emperor Chongzhen said was correct.

After all, Zhu Shuya, who was supposed to be the king of Liao but was renamed King Yi, and Zhu Huakui, the king of Chu, both sent memorials to Emperor Chongzhen, saying that they had lost money to the local government, but where did the money go? I don’t know if I went there, there was no movement at all.

What's this?This is a real hammer, look, you dare to covet the money donated by the vassal kings, what else are you afraid of?

Regarding this behavior of Emperor Chongzhen, the officials and gentlemen of Ming Dynasty can only say three words, shameless!

Is this how Dong Zhongshu created the sense of heaven and man?The city can play!

However, no matter how much the officials and gentlemen of the Ming Dynasty admired the thick skin of Emperor Chongzhen, it was of no use. They were greedy for what should be greedy, and paid for what should be caused by natural disasters.

Then Emperor Chongzhen, who had robbed tens of millions of taels in Liaodong, suddenly found out that the constitution was not constitutional, and any things like arms were bullshit, and war was the fastest way to get money.

As for the fact that Liu Yezhu lost all the wealth accumulated by his father and his grandfather two generations of emperors, Emperor Chongzhen said that it was an accident.

After all, Liu Yezhu is more shameless than himself, and he deserves to be a prodigal.

Those who want to face are fools.

Then Emperor Chongzhen thought about how to play some wars with the outside world to make money - after all, the regular army under his hands is now considered to be formed, and it is relatively tough. There is no second one on the entire Blue Star Earth that can compare with him. The existence of family property.

As for the need to find a reason for foreign wars, it is not a very simple matter - the wild boar from your country came to Daming and harmed the crops of the people of Ming, and Ming is obliged to catch this wild boar for trial.

Even as long as he hinted, if the guys below who are going crazy wanting to make military achievements don't know what to do, they can just replace them.

The more Emperor Chongzhen thought about it, the more reliable it was.

After all, fighting must kill people, right?Although the dead people have to pay some money and give some preferential treatment to their families, but the land is big, and there are more people to support, but fewer people, this deal is actually a good deal.

After the last dozen or 20 years, the new crop of common people should grow up again, and then bring them to such a wave, and they will definitely not lose money.

It is better to stand up and act than to sit and talk.

Emperor Chongzhen directly assigned this matter to Zhang Weixian according to the idea of ​​doing it as soon as he slapped his head-wars should be managed by the Governor's Office of the Five Armies, and Emperor Chongzhen could not always worry about it alone.

Then Zhang Weixian and the leaders of the Fifth Army Commander's Mansion felt that this matter was reliable, but where should we start?

Speaking of it, the best choice should be the various propaganda divisions of Ming Dynasty.