Back to the Ming Dynasty to be a tyrant

Wen Tiren and Guo Yunhou said that they should, they should, but there is still no good way.

Seeing Wen Tiren and Guo Yunhou fighting against the five scum, Emperor Chongzhen said that he had a way: "Order the government all over the world to make it clear to the people that if they find locusts, they will catch them, boil them and dry them in the sun. , out of money.”

Locusts are high in protein and nutritious. There are only four locusts in a bunch, and they sell for five yuan, and one piece costs more than one yuan.

It's so fucking dark!

But there is no way, once the two key points of good taste and high nutritional value are linked to the ditch, this thing has already been eaten to the point where it needs artificial breeding!

As for saying that the common people caught too many people, Emperor Chongzhen said it didn't matter.

The famous historical reference material "Tang Zhuan" said that Yun Ye, the Duke of Chu, ground the dried locusts into powder, and then sold them to the army of Datang, and the army of Datang also said that this stuff was really delicious.

Do I need to eat locusts like that idiot Li Er?What else to say but eat my heart, harmless to the people.

Well, there are also chickens and ducks, which can only be persuaded to raise folks, there is no way to force them, it is very painful.

But it doesn't matter, the government, persuading farmers to teach farmers and mulberries is what they should do, and it's okay to replace farmers and mulberries with chickens and ducks.

Then the officials of Daming received a heart-wrenching notice—an official document issued by the cabinet and the supervisor of ceremonies, requesting that officials from all over the country should now devote themselves to the action of persuading the class.

As for the reason, it seems very funny-there is not enough food, chickens and ducks come to gather, these little things are rushed to the wild to eat the little bugs, so there is no need to waste food.

Wen Tiren felt that after doing such an unreliable thing, he didn't care about doing something even more unreliable.

So Wen Tiren changed hands and sold both Shuntian Mansion and Yingtian Mansion—Qi Xue.

Emperor Chongzhen felt that there was nothing wrong with it. Anyway, it was caused by these bastards who made God angry, so they should naturally ask God for forgiveness.

Therefore, in December of the fifth year of Chongzhen, Shuntianfu and Yingtianfu had another job besides their own jobs - Qixue.

Then the Taoist priests became sweet pastries-after all, this matter had to be discussed with the gods in the sky, and the Taoist priests had to do a ritual to convey everyone's thoughts to the gods in the world.

As for the bald donkey, forget it, their boss is in the west, too far away from the Central Plains, so they can't be counted on.

Then Emperor Chongzhen found out that Qixue was really fucking working.

Just a few days after Shuntianfu and Yingtianfu prayed for snow, it was already the first month of the sixth year of Chongzhen, and a year without snow had just passed, and then the snow fell.

It's just that the snow is a bit heavy, even heavier than the snow in Chongzhen's fifth year - more than two feet deep.

How deep was the heavy snow in the fifth year of Chongzhen?Only four or five feet.

The heavy snow in the sixth year of Chongzhen directly doubled the value and dried it to a thickness of six or seven meters.

To put it another way, Emperor Chongzhen's house is fine, after all, it's high enough, and the little eunuch who sweeps the snow doesn't dare to let the snowdrift be so thick.

But except for Emperor Chongzhen's house, the capital was almost buried under heavy snow.

Fortunately, Wen Tiren and Guo Yunhou had already found Zhang Weixian when they found that the snow was four or five feet deep and hadn't stopped, and together they asked the Emperor Chongzhen to clear the snow first, otherwise there would be a big accident. There is trouble.

Emperor Chongzhen immediately made a decision and said that it was okay to let the soldiers work for the people. The soldiers who came from the people still had to serve the people in the end.

Of course, if the snow can't get outside the city, it's over. Isn't there a good water storage pit in the capital?

Let me get all the snow in, and then compact it, the firmer the better, it is best to melt into water and then freeze into ice, this is the best.

In case there was a severe drought in the sixth year of Chongzhen, the stored water would at least play a role, right?

Anyway, the coal used to boil the pot and melt the snow was transported from Xinming Island, so don't feel bad about this thing, just burn it casually.

So just a few days after the beginning of the first month of the sixth year of Chongzhen, the snow-sweeping operation of the fifth year of Chongzhen was staged again, which also made the people of the Ming Dynasty think that the emperor was really kind.

Then the people of Daming who were moved thought about how to send their children to the Beijing camp or the new army to join the army?

After all, you can't go wrong with such an emperor who loves the people like a son.

After receiving the news from Jin Yiwei, Emperor Chongzhen said that he was very good. I am very happy that the people have this kind of reaction. The more you are like this, the more I am willing to treat you better.

Then, when the soldiers of the Beijing camp and the new army were trying their best to clear the snow, the sun grew two ears.

The prisoner of Qin Tianjian was about to cry.

On the day of His Majesty's ascension to the throne, before the enthronement ceremony was over, the old man passed out because he missed the late emperor, so he didn't know what happened afterwards.

But Qin Tianjian did know about this - the emperor had just been sent back to the palace to rest, when dark clouds covered the clear sky in an instant, followed by the sound of golden drums rumbling in the dark clouds.

The drums of the sky are beating, and the master is fighting. This is the edict of chaos in the world, okay?

The problem is, who dares to tell Emperor Chongzhen and his elders that the boss, Daming is going to die! ?

But fortunately, the emperor is in a coma. When he wakes up, this matter will be over, and Daming will not mention it.

But what does it mean that the sun has two ears now?

Qin Tianjian is feeling that his position is not good, if His Majesty asks, how should he explain it?

Could it be that he directly said that the solar eclipse, Yin invades Yang, because Heaven is dissatisfied with His Majesty's rule, so it warns?

Qin Tianjian felt that the only consequence of explaining himself in this way would be that he would be dismissed from office, and then disappeared inexplicably one day-the eagle dogs of the factory guards would not allow someone to say that about the great emperor in their hearts.

But fortunately, the Emperor Chongzhen, who came through time travel, didn't even know the gold and iron horse when he ascended the throne, and he didn't take the solar eclipse seriously-isn't there a solar eclipse in later generations?What's the fuss about something that's normal several times a year?

Chapter 443 Daming Temporary Legion (Debt Repayment 3/100)

Huang Taiji, the representative figure among the barbarians, finally let himself breathe a sigh of relief recently.

The bad weather in Liaodong has always been so virtuous that dogs can be frozen to death in winter, and those big Ming murderers who are not able to adapt to the environment of Liaodong finally stopped.

This means that Dajin Kingdom can finally breathe a sigh of relief, and will not be tortured so much that he wants to live and die.

Throughout the six years of Tiancong, the Dajin Kingdom, including its own Manchus and the Han people, lost a total of nearly [-] people-not counting the soldiers who died in battle.

If this continues, how many people will be left in Dajin Kingdom?How can I play a fart without anyone?

Yang Qiqi and the others in Shenyang City were also very happy—as Jiannu shrunk its power to the cities in various places, the population became concentrated.

Once the population is concentrated, the sales of this drug once again ushered in a small peak.

Everything is fine.

Emperor Chongzhen didn't think so.

Although it was said that Yang Qiqi's money from selling fushou ointment went to his internal money through various channels, even the money from selling salt, but Emperor Chongzhen still felt that it was not enough.

The reason is very simple. The commercial tax of Chongzhen's six years has not been confiscated to the spring tax, which means that the money for the treasury has to be borrowed from internal funds first.

Emperor Chongzhen really wanted to say that the landlord's family had no surplus food.