Back to the Ming Dynasty to be a tyrant

Now the barbarians on the island have not been cleaned up, and there are still a few tribes who see that Shang Jixing, who is helpless by Li Hongji, simply doesn't play with them.

It's fine if it's just like this, but these damn barbarians will attack Shang Jiguang and even the people of Ming Dynasty from time to time.

Can the fucking bear it?

Anyway, Zhu Yujian felt that he couldn't bear it, so he simply pulled Zhu Zhuohong and Zhu Cunji over and discussed it together.

Zhu Yujian's idea is very simple, aren't you just trying to die, aren't you attacking the people of Ming Dynasty?

No problem, the widow will distribute swords to the common people, and at the worst, bows and arrows will also be provided. It depends on who has the most and who has played well!

Zhu Yujian was so ruthless that even he felt scared.

Zhu Zhuohong was also afraid.

There is no problem in distributing swords to the people. Anyway, scholars in Ming Dynasty can go out with swords.

The people on Xinming Island are all scholars, what's wrong?At worst, send those scholars who were thrown over by Emperor Chongzhen to teach the common people how to read, and then everyone will be able to read and everyone will go out with a sword.

As for those scholars who are willing or not, Zhu Zhuohong said that he just smiled and said nothing - he couldn't go on playing in Daming and ran to this Xinming Island. With whom?

Are you hanging out with barbarians?

At that time, everyone in the Ming Dynasty will carry a knife and a sword, and they will bring a big gun if they don't think it's troublesome.

But what did Uncle Tang think?Do you want to equip the people with bows and arrows?

Tang Wangshu became ruthless, let alone he was afraid, even this king was also afraid.

When I was in Daming, I knew that this guy would dare to do anything when he got hot-headed - there are so many vassal kings in Daming, he is the only old man who dares to fight for the king.

If it weren't for the magnanimity of today's world, Uncle Tang Wang would have been completely cold at this time - what do you want to do if you rise up without an edict?

Jing Nan or Qing Jun?

No matter which one it is, even if it is possible to save a life without being given a three-foot white silk or a cup of poisoned wine, it will inevitably be confined to death.

And what good will happen to the imprisoned vassal king?

Obviously unlikely.

Now this guy is so ruthless that he wants to equip the people with a big killer like a bow and arrow, but he is really confused.

Not to mention bows and arrows, even things like crossbows are not something ordinary people can own!

After all, no matter whether it is a bow and arrow or a crossbow, they are all long-range weapons. If anyone wants to shoot such a shot at himself, tsk tsk.

Zhu Cunji didn't speak at all, but just looked at Zhu Yujian with the eyes of the second fool, letting Zhu Yujian slowly understand the meaning in his eyes.

After the anger gradually subsided, Zhu Yujian also regained some sense, and after wiping his face, Zhu Yujian said aggrievedly: "Damn, this Shang Jixing is really bad, even those barbarians It’s not fair, and now we have to worry about it.”

After Zhu Zhuohong took a sip of the warm wine happily, he said, "What's the hurry, anyway, we have enough land, no matter what we do, just a few barbarians from tribes, just slowly strangle them."

But Zhu Cunji said: "That's not the case. A few tribes don't matter, but the casualties of the people of Ming Dynasty matter a lot.

Moreover, in case our emperor brings some vassal princes over one day..."

Zhu Yujian said: "So what? Anyway, the area of ​​this island is large enough, we occupy the territory and there is no one there. If there are a few more feudal lords, there will be someone to talk to us, right?"

Zhu Zhuohong snorted coldly and said: "Then let's ignore these barbarians. Why should we spend our efforts and get money to kill all these barbarians? The later ones just take advantage of this? There is no such reason in the world. !"

Hearing this, Zhu Yujian also started to have a headache.

Emperor Chongzhen once did something in front of the three of them.

Emperor Chongzhen ordered someone to take a bottle of the legendary Hedinghong, took a few drops from a cup and asked: Will I die if I drink it?

Who the hell is a fool?

Can people drink things like Hedinghong?Da Luo Jinxian is about the same as drinking this stuff, everyone is a mortal body, whoever drinks it will not die?

But Emperor Chongzhen didn't believe in this evil. After pouring the few drops of Hedinghong into a large tank full of water and stirring, he asked a little eunuch to take a cup from the tank and drink it.

The young eunuch, who looked at death like home, took a sip, but was still alive and kicking.

Zhu Yujian and the three of them still remember the scene at that time clearly, and they even remember what Emperor Chongzhen said.

"Drinking these few drops of Hedinghong directly will definitely kill you. If you pour it into a big tank, there is still a fart of Hedinghong. If it dies, it will just cause a stomachache.

In the future, there will be barbarians overseas who will embarrass the people of Ming Dynasty. As long as there are enough people in Ming Dynasty, I will push them all the way, and there will be a fart barbarian! "

One is Hedinghong, and the other is the emperor's swearing. These two key points made Zhu Yujian, Zhu Zhuohong and Zhu Cunji firmly remember what Emperor Chongzhen said.

Therefore, when the three men talked about dealing with barbarians, they also used the word strangulation.

Instead of being hanged with a rope, they are drawn into a big net to sweep them. If they find anything suspicious, as long as there is no way to confirm that it is a citizen of Ming Dynasty, they will directly cover it with the mine in the palm.

It doesn't matter if it's just a rabbit causing the wind to blow the grass.

Thinking of rabbits, Zhu Yujian said depressingly again: "There is still this damned half-big animal, what should I do? This fucking savage doesn't eat it, and the people of Ming Dynasty eat it every day, and it almost tastes like an animal!"

Zhu Zhuohong admired Zhu Yujian very much. Just now we were talking about barbarians, right?

Later we said that the other vassal kings came to Xinming Island to take advantage of the three of us, right?

You, old man, are you talking about that half-big animal?

God damn animals.

After complaining secretly in his heart, Zhu Zhuohong finally said: "If you go back to Uncle Wang, my nephew thinks that whether it's a good animal or a barbarian, it's actually the same thing."

Zhu Yujian said: "What's wrong? You want to bring more Ming people over?"

Nodding his head, Zhu Zhuohong continued: "Is that the case? As long as there are enough people in my Ming Dynasty, there will be no savages on this island, and he can eat all kinds of animals."

Zhu Cunji also nodded and said: "Brother Qing is right, as long as there are enough people in Ming Dynasty, where are there any barbarian animals?"

But Zhu Yujian snorted and said, "It's easy to say, the population of Xinming Island is no less than 50 million, plus there will be a few more groups in the future. It is estimated that there will be no less than a million people in the end. Who can rest assured?"

Zhu Yujian's meaning is very simple, that is, the territory of his three feudal lords is too large and there are too many people. Will the narrow-minded Emperor Chongzhen of his family be suspicious?Will something happen?

Zhu Cunji smirked and said, "Didn't brother Caiqing just say, the other feudal lords.

The three of us jointly wrote a letter to His Majesty, asking His Majesty to transfer two more vassal kings over here. Isn't there too many people?At that time, there will still be people talking with us, which kills two birds with one stone. "

So Emperor Chongzhen, who was far away in the capital of the Ming Dynasty, received letters from three scumbags asked Zheng Zhilong to bring over - the barbarians on Xinming Island have a lot of money and a lot of money, and a few vassal kings are here quickly.

Emperor Chongzhen, who knew something about Xinming Island, was about to be laughed at by these three scumbags.