Back to the Ming Dynasty to be a tyrant

Especially for an official who intends to embezzle and corrupt, it is embarrassing to say that he is a corrupt official if he does not get a few million taels of silver.

It can only be said that this Liu Zhiyu was too unlucky, and he just happened to be acting aggressively - he raised a 40-meter sword, and this guy couldn't run a safe distance of 39 meters.

And the facts have proved that Liu Zhiyu is really not afraid of death, at least until now, he has no intention of begging for mercy at all.

Emperor Chongzhen simply said: "Since Mr. Liu is not afraid of death, let's go on the road?"

Liu Zhiyu retorted: "Of course, the guilty minister deserves ten thousand deaths, but the state has state laws, and the family has family rules.

Since ancient times, all criminals have been executed in autumn, and there is no rumor that they were executed in spring. Your Majesty took the lead in violating the laws of the Ming Dynasty. Where did you put Emperor Gao? "

Emperor Chongzhen was a little dumbfounded, cooperating with you, you son of a bitch, isn't he not afraid of death, is he waiting here for me?

Autumn decision?Qiujue is none of your business?

Emperor Chongzhen, who was hurt by the egg, simply said: "Emperor Taizu Gao, of course, you have to respect him in your heart, how can you be like your Lord Liu, one Taizu Gao on the left and one Taizu Gao on the right? This is the way to respect Taizu Gotti genuine disrespect.

Also, justice may be late, but it will never be absent—letting you Master Liu live a day is a crime against the people of Ming Dynasty, and I can't wait. "

After finishing speaking, Emperor Chongzhen sneered again: "It's not just one or two people who have been corrupted and harmed the people, when will we wait until the autumn judging?

Other crimes are not a problem waiting for Qiu Jue, even if it is treason, waiting for Qiu Jue is fine, only you, Mr. Liu, who is corrupt and harms the people, and those bastards who built slaves, let alone Qiu Jue, wait until the first day. Every day is a sin. "

After finishing speaking, Emperor Chongzhen directly ordered: "Since Mr. Liu has no objection, come here, pull it out, peel the real grass, and hang it above the lobby of Songpan Mansion, a warning for those who come later!"

Liu Zhiyu really wanted to say that he had an opinion, but his mouth was blocked by Jin Yiwei who was a step ahead - since His Majesty said that you have no opinion, then you can't say another word.

But before Liu Zhiyu was dragged out of the lobby, Emperor Chongzhen added: "Master Liu, don't worry, your whole family will be exiled to Wusi Zang Xuanweisi, and I think they will go down to accompany you soon."

Liu Zhiyu, who was already struggling just now, is now struggling even harder - Emperor Dog!I still have something to say!I don't accept it!

But no matter how hard Liu Zhiyu struggled, he could only make a whimper.

This time it was a miscalculation, Songpan Weitian was far away from the emperor, originally thought that the dog emperor would have to save some face, no matter what, he would be able to have an autumn decision, delay his death for a few months, the one who never wanted to die turned out to be so happy .

If I had known this, I wouldn't have taken out that 100 tael silver ticket yesterday!

Liu Zhiyu is in pain now, but after a while, it really hurts, and it hurts to death.

There are not one or two officials in Jinyiwei's skinning field, and their craftsmanship has improved a lot. At least in the eyes of Emperor Chongzhen, they can skin a large living person in half an hour, and then stuff them with straw to make a scarecrow. This skill is amazing. .

Emperor Chongzhen didn't announce the end of the show, and the people in the hall were also happy to watch the fun--has stripped the living, who has seen this scene?

It wasn't until Liu Zhiyu's scarecrow was hung on the lobby that Emperor Chongzhen swallowed secretly, and after suppressing the nausea that kept churning and wanting to vomit, he said: "I have said long ago that the people are the foundation of the country, and all the people in the world are the foundation of the country." They are my people, whoever drives the people to a dead end deserves to die!

Today, I want to use your mouth to tell the people in the world, if the officials do anything wrong, just go to the censor and tell them, if the censor doesn't care, go to Jin Yiwei, they will definitely report to me.

As long as the report is true, I will definitely give an explanation to the people of the world! "

After finishing speaking, Emperor Chongzhen sighed again, and continued, "Zhen, I still have a few words to say to you, and I hope you will pass these words on to the people of the world.

"Zuo Zhuan? The Fourth Year of Zhao Gong" said: "Neighboring countries' difficulties cannot be feared. It may be difficult to consolidate the country and expand its territory; or it is difficult to lose the country and lose its defense.

In my opinion, Daming is now a time of many disasters. First, there was a severe drought in Shaanxi, and then the Songpan Dilong turned around. As for what will happen in the future, who can predict?

What I want to tell you today is only four words, how difficult it is to rejuvenate the country!

We, the Yanhuang nobles, were born noble, and no disaster can break our backbone!

Wuhu can't, Meng Yuan can't, Jiannu can't!

Drought can't, waterlogging can't, earth dragon can't!

Remember what I said, I am the Son of Heaven, and the people of the world are my people. With me, we can overcome all difficulties and hardships!

There are many disasters now, and the constant use of foreign troops is for a better tomorrow!

Remember, yesterday was cruel, today is also cruel, tomorrow will be beautiful!Follow me to a better tomorrow! "

"Retire!"

After pretending to be aggressive, Emperor Chongzhen ran away in a hurry. It was really disgusting to see the scarecrow in the lobby.

But these people were excited.

Who has heard of such an emperor since ancient times?In the end, he had to get a longevity tablet for his old man to offer up.

What are you talking about?young?No matter how young the emperor is, he is also the Lord of Long Live. What happened to the old man?

Erotic fan?You know what a fart, that's called Fengya, such a young and handsome emperor must be three thousand beauties in the harem, what's wrong with playing with erotic fans?

It's not harming anyone's eldest girl or daughter-in-law, why do you care about other people's erotic fans?Are you free?

The common people are very happy, and those who sell erotic fans are even more happy-developed, developed!Even today's people like to shake the erotic fans all over the street, you young men, why don't you come and follow suit?

The fact is also true, as the saying goes, the king of Chu is so thin waisted, and the palace is so starved to death, the erotic fan is inexplicably popular when the spring is less than March-it is not an exaggeration to say that it is not an exaggeration to freeze a dog to death. .

Emperor Chongzhen, who had left Songpanwei unsteadily, had a bad look on his face—damn, what happened to me playing with the erotic fan, and the young dog has played with it.

Now the streets are full of those guys who look like dogs, all of them have erotic fans in their hands, they are really their mothers!

Why can't I freeze to death!

Emperor Chongzhen, who had a lot of thoughts, ended his trip to Songpanwei, which was very successful overall.

First of all, he perfectly pretended to be a wave of coercion, hacking off a corrupt official and erecting his image of loving the people like a son.

The second is to pretend to be a wave of coercion, and uttered the most reasonable saying "a country can be rejuvenated by adversity" in front of the people of Songpan.

Emperor Chongzhen, who pretended to be forced twice in Songpanwei, originally chose the place where he wanted to go but failed to go.

Shuixi.

The lair of She Chongming and An Bangyan, Shuixi, whose heads were rolling in the head killed by that guy Fu Weiming.

But in the end, Emperor Chongzhen still did not go.

It's too damn far away, and Sichuan is mountainous, so this road is not a bit worse than the Central Plains. It may take another month or even two months to go from Songpanwei to Shuixi.

It is equivalent to the time it takes for me to run from the capital to Songpan.

Emperor Chongzhen finally gave up his good wish to go to Shuixi to pretend to be a force, turned around, patted his butt, and went to Henan Mansion again.

When I go to Henan Province this time, I have to go to Shaolin Temple in Songshan to have a good look.

Don't count on the Yitian Sword and Dragon Slaying Knife, no matter how stupid Zhang Wuji is, he can't give it to those bald donkeys.

But Shaolin Temple itself has a lot of martial arts cheats, doesn't it?