Back to the Ming Dynasty to be a tyrant

After a while, I will let you see how the widow sold the shit and asked the widow to count the money for the widow!

Ignoring Zhu Zhuohong and Zhu Cunji's eyes on Uncle Wang Gaoming, Zhu Yujian continued: "Well, talking about it will involve many things, just listen slowly."

After the leader responded, Zhu Yujian carefully recalled the stories that Emperor Chongzhen had told.

After scratching his head, Zhu Yujian said: "This world was originally a big chaotic ball, and it was Pan Gu who created the world.

Afterwards, Empress Nuwa created human beings.And we are the one that is most liked by the empress, and the other two are not liked by the empress. "

The barbarian leader asked curiously: "The remaining two? Who are they?"

Zhu Yujian said: "Your Majesty created humans by mixing the Nine Heavens Breathing Soil with your Majesty's essence and blood. The first batch of human beings created had a lot of soil but little blood essence. They were extremely earthy, dark-skinned, and extremely stupid. Far away to Tianya Haijiao.

The second batch is those bastards who were killed just now.When the empress created them, she had little soil and a lot of blood, but the empress was born in the demon clan after all, so these people were not stable enough and extremely frivolous, so they were also exiled by the empress.

The third batch of human beings are ours. The ratio of the blood of the Xi soil to the empress is the best, so the empress placed them in Dongshengshenzhou, which is the land of the Central Plains. "

At this time, the interpreter was about to collapse.

Mamai approved, how should Xiran be translated?How to translate essence and blood?How should the word empress be translated?How to translate Dongsheng Shenzhou?How to translate Zhongyuan?

After the translator had spent a long time translating this passage, the barbarian leader asked curiously, "Then why are you still in the Central Plains, but our ancestors came to this island?"

Zhu Yujian said: "Isn't it because Gong Gong and Zhu Rong fought back then, and the two Lich clans fought again, and finally the world was broken, and the original complete continent was divided into several pieces.

As for your ancestors, during the Battle of the Conferred Gods, the Yin and Shang tribes were defeated and fled to this island.

You were anxious when you fled, and the times have changed, so you lost our common text and language.

However, luckily in the misfortune, our Central Plains still keeps records about you, and finally saw you again today, I am very happy, and I will write a letter to your Majesty later to explain. "

The interpreter has completely collapsed!Witch family?Yaozu?Fengshen?

I really want to stab you to death with a single bastard, and I will cause problems for me!

After the interpreter finished the translation, Zhu Yujian continued: "Gather your clansmen, this king will let people bring books and knowledge from the Central Plains, let you learn, and return to the embrace of Daming among."

But the barbarian leader suddenly said: "The red-haired ghosts were also created by the goddess of creation? If your subordinates kill them, won't the goddess of creation be punished?"

Zhu Yujian said: "The widow has already said just now that they are not loved by the empress. If we kill them, it can be regarded as cleaning up the garbage for the empress."

Seeing the barbarian leader's half-belief expression, Zhu Yujian simply added fuel to the fire: "Since we have found you, we won't go anywhere else.

Take a look at this Jingguan, whoever dares to bully you in the future, this is their fate! "

The interpreter's eyes began to wander, and he began to look at the people around him.

You bastard, I'm just a translator, okay?Do you think I understand what these bullshit natives say?

Isn't it translated into the words of the red-haired ghost, so that these barbarians can even guess?

That's fine, but you fucking got me some words that Ming people, even children, can understand, but the translation is incomparably big?

Do you really think I have no temper?

Well, I want to borrow a knife to chop someone up now, which brother can borrow it?Or which big brother would be kind enough to kill His Royal Highness Tang Wang for me. I thank his eight generations of ancestors!

Facts have proved that there is no one to realize the idea in his heart for the interpreter.

No one would hack His Highness the King of Tang to death. If the story is told so vividly, it would be a joke if His Highness the King of Tang was hacked to death!

The barbarian leader was completely moved by this time.

Whether the king in front of me is telling the truth or not, does it really matter?

For the matter of ancestors, everyone must respect them, but if there is a chance to arrange an awesome background for one's ancestors, who would refuse?

Just like the later generations, there will always be some people who turn up, don't care if there is something on the family tree, first arrange a powerful identity for the ancestors of their own family.

After all, the Xiongnu turned their ancestors into Xia Wei. He was a serious Yanhuang nobleman, and he ran to the grassland for some reason?

However, from the strong man to the Ming Dynasty, including Emperor Yu Chongzhen, they all agreed with this point.

After all, is it an old ancestor? From Xia Wei and up, there is Qi, and then there are Dayu, Shun, Yao, and Yanhuang.

As a family, the land is divided into yours and mine?

Anyway, I have a big knife and a big fist. If it is a family, it is a family. Your site is mine. This is okay, right?

Zhu Yujian's thoughts were like the Emperor Chongzhen who was far away in the capital of the Ming Dynasty and was considering whether to recognize the puppet Yuan's orthodox identity.

Emperor Chongzhen is also very entangled now, should he admit Meng Yuan's identity?

Admittedly, the benefits are great.

If you don't admit it, there will probably be a lot of troubles by then.

After all, the mountains and rivers laid down by Mongolia are really too big, and they all reached the Danube River.

As long as it is recognized that Ming Dynasty was inherited from the Yuan Dynasty, it will be the inherent territory of Ming Dynasty since ancient times until the Danube River.

Sacred and inviolable, even if it has been counted since ancient times, it is less than 500 years old.

At that time, it will be justifiable to send troops to Europe again.

And the farming halls in the Central Plains have always been famous for their teachers.

Of course, now that the Emperor Chongzhen wants to admit that he belongs to the present, when Lao Tzu is weak, it is absolutely impossible to admit that he is a family with other halls, lest other halls merge and buy himself out.

But this kind of awesome idea often only exists in the heads of the farming halls in the Central Plains.

The rest don’t care which faction they belong to, no matter whether they are nomadic churches or those gay churches in the West, in fact, there is no such concept.

For example, the barbarian leader now feels that he can change his ancestor's origin.

Being able to have a relationship with God, and having such awesome relatives, wouldn't it be too bad not to talk about it?

Seeing that the leader of the barbarians finally agreed, Zhu Yujian was really very happy in his heart.

After taking down these barbarians without bloodshed, everyone became a family, and things will be easier after that.

Aren't you not familiar with this big island?

It doesn't matter, these savages are familiar.

Isn't there not enough manpower on my side, and not enough recruits from Daming?

It doesn't matter, no matter how small a mosquito is, it's still a piece of meat, and there are as many barbarians as there are. After generations of intermarriage and assimilation, there are still barbarians who are assholes.