Back to the Ming Dynasty to be a tyrant

Chen Mo has been staying in the single room prepared for him in Jinyiwei Imperial Prison for almost a year.

In any case, Chen Mo never expected that Emperor Chongzhen would come over suddenly, and after he hurriedly shouted "Long Live the Dance", he knelt on the ground and waited for orders.

It has to be said that Chen Mo has grown a lot in the nearly one year of prison life.

Such Chen Mo kept reading some news sent by Jin Yiwei every day, and then sorted it out, and then processed it according to some instructions from Jin Yiwei, and then submitted it.

At the beginning, Chen Mo was not used to it, and even harbored resentment towards Emperor Chongzhen.After all, after ten years of cold windows, no one asked, once he became famous and went to prison, this is too different from the imagined one who became famous and known all over the world.

But Chen Mo no longer hates her anymore.

Maybe it's because of the too much news that he comes into contact with every day, which awakens the little conscience in his heart, and he once had such a big boss like Wen Tiren as his companion, now Chen Mo can think about it.

Maybe it's not bad for me to stay in the imperial prison for a few years, to settle down, to increase my knowledge, to avoid those intrigues and intrigues in the court, and to wait until I can go home one day, so I can accompany myself well His wife and the pair of lovely twin daughters, let's live in peace.

Emperor Chongzhen looked at Chen Mo in front of him, feeling a lot of emotion.

A year has changed a lot.

The self a year ago, who had just ascended the throne as the emperor, was afraid of being hung up on the crooked neck tree by the courier brother every day.

In order not to be hanged, at the beginning of his ascension to the throne, he killed, skinned and punished the nine clans like a lunatic.

Later, I slowly learned how to be a qualified emperor.

Later, when Lin Dan Khan was personally conquered and returned in a big victory, I finally had some confidence in my heart, and I no longer had to be afraid to open my eyes every day, but now I was already hanging on a tree.

A year ago, Shen Mo was still the frivolous speaker who was greedy for money and lust, and did anything for fame and fortune. Now he has some demeanor of a master, and he looks much calmer.

Emperor Chongzhen, who was deeply moved in his heart, looked at the silence in front of him and said, "Does Chen Aiqing still hate me in her heart now?"

Chen Mo said: "Qizou Your Majesty, I have never hated Your Majesty in my heart."

After thinking about it, it's a bit too nonsense to say so, and Emperor Chongzhen might not believe it. Chen Mo added: "When I first entered the imperial prison, I had resentment in my heart, complaining about why I was greedy for the money, and why Why are you greedy for those false names.

Later, the minister figured it out, and he didn't even have any complaints in his heart.Everything is done by the minister himself, and now he only thinks about completing the errands assigned by His Majesty, so that he can get out of the imperial prison as soon as possible and reunite with his wife and daughter. "

Emperor Chongzhen smiled, knowing that Chen Mo's words at this time were not entirely true, so he couldn't believe them all.But now it looks more pleasing to the eye than before, doesn't it?

After thinking about the purpose of his visit, Emperor Chongzhen said, "Has Chen Aiqing ever read Jin Ping Mei?"

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Chen Mo didn't know what to say in his heart.You are a majestic emperor, the Son of Heaven, and you came to Jinyiwei Prison to discuss Jin Ping Mei with me?Is this really good?

It was just the emperor's question, and Chen Mo had no choice but to answer: "Your Majesty Qizuo, I have read it."

Emperor Chongzhen hummed, and then asked, "What do you think of Chen Aiqing?"

Chen Mo really wanted to say that I use my eyes to see, but after thinking about it, he finally held back and replied, "Your Majesty Qi Zuo, I dare not say it."

Emperor Chongzhen laughed and said, "Chen Aiqing really dare not say it.

From my point of view, although this book is about Ximen Qing during the Zhenghe period of Emperor Huizong of the former Song Dynasty, it actually refers to the collusion between wealthy merchants and the government in my Ming Dynasty, and the suffering of the common people on weekdays. "

Chen Mo still prostrated himself in the tunnel and said, "Your Majesty is wise."

Emperor Chongzhen thought to himself, the Baidu magic horses of later generations are all fucking bad at analyzing this matter, and a small Huangwen can analyze so many ways, these literati are really boring.

But this is not the purpose of my coming, what I want is Xiao Huangwen, how to smear Huang Taiji's family is my purpose.

After thinking about it, Emperor Chongzhen simply said: "I came here to ask Chen Aiqing to do something, or Chen Aiqing can find someone to do it."

Chen Mo thought about it, but he couldn't figure out what Emperor Chongzhen wanted to do.

When I came to the Imperial Prison, I asked without thinking if I had read Jin Ping Mei, and then what?What did you tell me to do?Do you want me to write a Jin Ping Mei?

It has to be said that Chen Mo's guess is correct.

Sure enough, Emperor Chongzhen pondered for a while, and said: "I want Aiqing to write a book, or Aiqing can find someone to write a book for you, and write a book that is even worse than Jin Ping Mei."'

Chen Mo suddenly felt extremely painful.

You fucking majestic emperor, actually went to the imperial prison to find a criminal minister to write this stuff for you?I do know some of the sufferings of the people, and I also know some romantic affairs, but I am really not very good at writing these things by myself.

Since Chen Mo has always been lying in the ground, Emperor Chongzhen could not see the painful and tangled expression on Chen Mo's face, but just said to himself: "I don't need to reveal any suffering, so I just write about these romances." .”

It hurts even more when Chen Mo heard the words. Damn it, I, Chen Mo, will be finished in the future. Don't worry about leaving a name in history.As long as future generations talk about me, Chen Mo, it will be the silence who wrote the book of Fengyue?

Emperor Chongzhen continued: "You don't need to write Aiqing's name, just make up one. Aiqing must be able to write about Fengyue. When the time comes, just replace the men and women in it with Jiannu Huangtaiji's family. And Dorgon and so on, write them in for him."

As soon as the voice changed, the obscene smile in Emperor Chongzhen's words could not be stopped: "What about Dorgon and Huang Taiji's wife, and Huang Taiji's pick-up of Hui Haoge's wife, just write about it, the more explicit the better." , but it must be deliberately blurred to make it seem plausible, so that people can't stop thinking about it after reading it."

Chen Mo was about to collapse at this moment.

Not to mention that since the founding of the Ming Dynasty, since the beginning of the Three Emperors and Five Emperors, no one has ever done this with all the foolish emperors together, it is simply too shameless.

Emperor Chongzhen didn't feel that he was shameless at all. If there were such a book on the forum of later generations, Emperor Chongzhen would definitely say something, grab a big chest, and borrow one to speak.

Although Chen Mo had a headache, he still replied: "Your Majesty Qizuo, I really can't write such Fengyuewen. However, I have someone recommending it."

Although Emperor Chongzhen was somewhat disappointed, he continued, "Say it."

Chen Mo said: "This man is an old scholar who has tried and failed. He usually writes some scriptures for the girls in various yards, and most of the money he gets is spent in the yard. If you want this It’s definitely possible for people to write it.”

Emperor Chongzhen became interested.In the former Song Dynasty, there was a guy named Liu, who was nicknamed Liu Sanbian, and he was a genius. He claimed that the girls who slept all over the yard didn't give money, and the girls were willing to pay back.

Daming has never heard of such a person, but from what Chen Mo said, this person is obviously a libertine, who hangs around Goulan and Chuguan every day, and the romance is, hehehe.

Emperor Chongzhen, who was clearly interested, smiled and said, "Where does this person live? What is his name?"

Chen Mo said: "Your Majesty Qizuo, this man's name is Duan Rong, and he is from the same town as the guilty minister. Because he usually writes very short articles, he is also called Duan Xiaorong. He lived in the Dongzhimen area before, where does he live now? , I don't know either."

Emperor Chongzhen hummed, and stopped asking.As long as there is a name and surname, it may not be difficult to find someone in the capital or even Daming with the help of the factory guard.

Chongzhen Dang even told Zhu Gang beside him: "Did you hear that? Give him more money and let him write well. If he doesn't obey, send him to prison to write."

In just one day, the people arranged by Zhu Gang found Duan Rong's whereabouts when the lanterns first came on—he was looking for joy in the drunken red building.

A mere drunken red house, of course, would not be put in the eyes of Jin Yiwei and other big men. Miao Shoumo, who was arranged by Zhu Gang for this errand, was very upset.

It's fine that I don't have the qualifications to accompany the emperor, but I still arrange for myself to find a scholar who has tried and failed to write some romantic essays. It hurts to think about it.

Miao Shoumo, who was upset in his heart, didn't care that this was the time when the number of guests in the drunken red building just started to increase, he waved to a group of Jinyiwei school lieutenants and the rest of the army behind him, and ordered: "Come on, take care of everyone! No, don't move around at will."

All the captains of Jinyiwei and the rest of the army got the order, no matter how crazy the girls in the drunken red building and their benefactors were, and no matter how many people were frightened and softened, they just looked after themselves Pushing open the door, if you see a girl and a benefactor inside, ask if you are Duan Rong?

In any case, Duan Rong never imagined that he was just writing some story books, and he liked to sleep with a few girls on weekdays. A Jinyiwei uncle in a flying fish suit came to him?