Back to the Ming Dynasty to be a tyrant

Dai Lei, relying on his status, felt that it would be a disgrace to kill immediately, so he imitated Zhuge Kongming's posture in the book, waved his hand, and shouted softly: "Come on, kill all the barbarians!"

Chapter 2 Dragging Him to Death (Revised)

Fighting all the way among so many scholars in Liaodong is like a thousand troops crossing a single tree. I don't know how many people can be squeezed out to get the appreciation of the sweat. As expected, I am a dragon and phoenix among men, extraordinary, as wise as Zhuge Zhiliang, and as loyal as Guan Yu.

And at this time, meeting the barbarians of the Ming Dynasty led by the dead eunuch on the opposite side, isn't it the opportunity to show his loyalty and wisdom?

On the other side, Ren Zhen felt that a dog like Dai Lei really deserved to die.The Son of Heaven does not want to repay his kindness, but is willing to serve as a lackey for Jian slaves. This kind of person should be worth three thousand six hundred and one knives, and even if he misses a knives, his grandson will die happily!

Miao Shoumo, who was closely following Ren Zhen, spat and cursed bad luck.When the fuck found out that the other party was the envoy of Jian Nu, the two parties were too close.

If it is a little farther away, the ten or so guys in the Mongolian Wanqi led by Su He next to him can cover a wave with arrow rain first, and the killers of the Jinyiwei on their side can use the palm thunder and fire in their hands. The blunderbuss and crossbow can also come together for such a wave, but I don't believe that the dozen or so Jiannu on the opposite side can withstand it.But now at such a short distance, it was too late to rewind the crossbow, let alone touch the palm thunder and ignite it.

At this time, Su Hetai was also cursing secretly like Miao Shoumo, it was too damn close, so close that there was no way to draw the bow and draw the arrow.Because if you shoot a wave first, the opponent will definitely lose, but you also lose the time to draw your saber.

So the two sides drew out their sabers at the same time, raised the sabers and kept waving them in their hands, while shouting and rushing towards each other.

As soon as they were relieved, the two sides fought together directly, turning this area less than a mile into a flesh and blood mill, with broken arms and stumps flying together, wailing and moaning in unison.

Dai Lei was originally just an ordinary scholar, because no one had ever cast his land, so he voted for Jiannu, and why did he ever go to the battlefield in person?Not to mention this kind of bloody and bloody scene.Looking at the dozens of people who were fighting, the boundless arrogance in his chest just now disappeared, and he felt his legs were trembling.

After forcibly suppressing the desire to vomit, Dai Lei, who felt that he should keep his useful body and try to serve him profusely, didn't care about the dozen or so riders and Su Hetai who were fighting hard, so he turned his horse's head. Want to escape alone.

And Ren Zhen, Miao Shoumo, and Su He, because they rushed to the front, had already come out through the formation at this time. Seeing that Dai Lei wanted to escape, they told Ren Zhen, who was covered in blood, "Old man!" Su, if you kill him again, Lao Miao and I will go and catch that traitor back."

Su He responded with a deep voice, then turned his horse's head around again, and killed the Ming army and Jiannu who were twisted together.

Dai Lei saw the dead eunuch covered in blood from the Ming army and a guy dressed in a flying fish suit but not much blood chasing after him. After giving birth to two legs, he kept beating the war horse under his crotch, trying to run faster.

Seeing this, Ren Renzhen scolded with a smile: "Hurry up, Lao Miao, show your speed on the drunk girl in the red chamber, and grab this bastard quickly."

Miao Shoumo snorted, and cursed: "Hurry up, old man, how did you know that, a dead eunuch? Besides, I won't be able to finish the job in half an hour!"

Ren Renzhen, who was scolded to death as a eunuch, was not annoyed, anyway, he was doing business for the emperor, and how his own people scolded him was his own business, so it didn't matter.Immediately, he asked curiously again: "Hey, why is your old Miao so clean without much blood on it?"

Miao Shoumo glanced at Ren Zhen, and said calmly: "You kill a lot, and you won't let blood stick to your body. Besides, the blood of these dog Jiannu is so smelly, how can I wash it if it sticks to it? clean?"

While laughing and cursing, the two hit their horses and chased after each other, but they gradually got closer.

After all, Dai Lei is a frail scholar. It would be no problem to ride a woman in a time-honored place like the Drunken Red Mansion. Riding a horse is indeed a bit difficult for him, especially this kind of riding on the run, so it takes less than half an hour. , was caught up by the faster Miao Shoumo.

Miao Shoumo watched himself and Dai Lei slowly become side by side, but at that moment he just smiled evilly, reached out and grabbed Dai Lei.

Panicked, Dai Lei wanted to turn his body to avoid it, but for a while he felt that there was not much room for him to turn his body, so it would be better to bend down.While struggling, Miao Shoumo grabbed Dai Lei by the collar, who couldn't hide.

Miao Shoumo was overjoyed, he didn't expect this dog traitor to be so useless, he just let out a hey, his legs clamped around the horse's belly, his left hand controlled the rein, and his right hand, which was holding Dai Lei's collar, stretched out Dai Lei grabbed it from the horse, leaving only the empty horse under Dai Lei's crotch and galloping forward.

After Miao Shoumo turned his horse's head and brought Dai Lei and Ren Zhen together, Miao Shoumo asked, "What about now?"

Ren Renzhen glanced at Dai Lei who was caught, and said to Miao Shoumo: "Go back and deal with the remaining Jiannu, so that you can make a living with this grandson."

When Miao Shoumo heard the words, he just hummed, grabbed the rein of the horse with one hand, and carried Dai Lei who was struggling constantly with the other, and beat the horse and ran towards the direction he came from.

By the time Ren Zhen and Miao Shoumo came back, the battle had come to an end, and the two centurions sent by Lin Dan Khan to monitor the two sides were long overdue when the Jiannu dozen cavalry were killed.

Ren Renzhen ignored the two centurions, and told the remaining Jin Yiwei: "Cremate the brothers who died in battle, and after returning to Daming, send them to the Martyrs' Shrine to enjoy blood. You can dispose of a dozen Jian slaves as you like, just find a place to dig a hole and throw them in."

After finishing speaking, he licked his lips again and said, "After all, this is Lin Danhan's royal court. It's really inappropriate for us to use Jiannu to build a Beijing temple here. It's cheaper for these grandchildren!"

After the rest of the Jin Yiwei and the Mongolian Wanqi cavalry began to move, Ren Renzhen said to Miao Shoumo, "You old Miao, work harder, how about making this bastard a little bit better?"

Miao Shoumo said: "How did you make it up? Ling Chi? Or?" As he spoke, he glanced at Ren Zhen's crotch with malicious intentions, and continued: "It's also a one-size-fits-all? I'll give you Lao Miao as a servant?"

When Miao Shoumo looked at his crotch, Ren Renzhen tightened his chrysanthemum and scolded: "You are a killer! Why do we want such a grandson in our family? It's okay if you want to cut it up! Otherwise, give him a Divide the body by five horses?"

Miao Shoumo curled his lips and said, "Where did you find so much time to slowly dismember him? If you use it quickly, wouldn't it be too cheap for him?"

At this time, Su He came over and said: "If Eunuch Ren doesn't want this guy to die too easily, it's better to follow Mongolia's old practice and tie him to a horse and drag him to death."

After Ren Renzhen and Miao Shoumo imagined the situation of being dragged to death by war horses, they both laughed, and Dai Lei couldn't help feeling numb all over. Manzi's dead eunuch smiled too creepily.

Dai Lei howled miserably like a pig: "The students are willing to surrender, and the adults spare their lives! The father-in-law spares the lives! The students are dedicated to serving Daming, and know a lot about the establishment of slaves. I beg the father-in-law and the adults to spare the students!"

Ren Zhen laughed and said: "It's worth it, don't beg for mercy, it's useless to beg for mercy. You can only be thankful that you met our family now. Our family is merciful, just drag you to death with a horse.

If it falls into the hands of the emperor, I'm afraid you will be cast into an iron statue like Fan Wencheng after being hit with three thousand knives, and will kneel in front of the martyr's shrine for life and death. "

Only then did Dai Lei know where Fan Wencheng had gone—in Liaodong, Huang Taiji had never publicized Fan Wencheng's fate to the outside world.If someone finds out, who else will take refuge in him?

Among the two centurions that were sent over, Hasbagen, the leader, urged his horses to come over, and said with a sullen face, "Master Ming Envoy is going too far? You are all envoys who came to Chahar. They are guests, and now that you have killed them all, and you want to drag to death the horses that are being used by the Dajin Kingdom under our noses, is it too disrespectful to my Chahar Department?"

Ren has been ignoring the dark-faced Hasbagen, and said directly to Miao Shoumo, "What the hell are you waiting for?"

Miao Shoumo muttered: "I am happy", and stopped talking, but first threw Dai Lei who had been ahead of his hand to the side of the horse, and when he got off the horse, he took the opportunity to kick him, and then picked up Dai Lei, After binding his hands, he tied them to the horse.

Seeing that the barbarian envoy of the Ming Dynasty didn't pay attention to his words, Hasbagen was furious and stretched out his hand towards the saber at his waist.

Seeing this, Ren Renzhen let out a hey and said: "What's the matter, want to draw the sword? I'll tell you clearly, it's okay if my master dies in your Chahar department today, but when the soldiers arrive tomorrow, you Chaha How many people can be left in Erbu? Can you take care of it?"

Hasbagen really couldn't bear it, so he pushed the half-drawn waist knife back into the scabbard heavily, and said with a cold snort, "Master, please explain this to Da Khan yourself!"

Ren Renzhen also sneered and said, "I will naturally talk to Lin Danhan later!"

After finishing speaking, he didn't pay any attention to Hasbagen, just watched Miao Shoumo, who had tied up Dai Lei, get on his horse again, picked a direction where no one was around, and galloped away.

Dai Lei was able to keep up at the beginning, but after a few steps, he couldn't keep up with the speeding horse, and he staggered and fell to the ground, being dragged forward by the horse.

Although the ground of the grassland is full of grass, there was nothing wrong with dragging and skating at the beginning, but after time and distance grew, the body being dragged started to burn, and Dai Lei was able to grit his teeth at the beginning After a while, he couldn't stand the pain anymore, and still howled miserably.

Miao Shoumo, who deliberately didn't let a traitor like Dai Lei die happily, didn't keep galloping forward, but kept changing directions and going in circles.

Hearing Dai Lei's miserable howl, Ren Renzhen felt a urge to urinate straight down his crotch, and he experienced an unprecedented feeling, that is, there was an imperceptible tide on his face without a beard. Red, the two legs unconsciously clamped the war horse under the crotch.

After forcing himself to concentrate, Ren Renzhen forced himself not to listen to Dai Lei's screams, nor to look at Dai Lei's body rolling on the ground when he was dragged by the horse, but said to Hasbagen: "Lead the way to see your family, Da Khan."

Hasbagen heard the words, and said bitterly: "Your envoy please!"

After finishing speaking, he ignored Ren Renzhen, took the lead and went to Lin Danhan's king's tent.

As early as when the Ming army and Jiannu were fighting, Lin Danhan had already received the report.With a wry smile, he glanced at Zaluhuchi Siqin and said: "Wise Zaluhuchi, you really hit the spot. The envoys of the barbarians and Jurchen savages in the Ming Dynasty are all Han Chinese, and they all want to learn from the Han people." The story of Ban Chao, the two groups have already fought."

Siqin pondered for a while, then suddenly said: "Khan, if the Ming army wins, everything is easy to talk about, but if the Jurchen savages win, this matter will be really difficult."

Even E Zhe did not argue with Siqin. Instead, he followed Siqin's words and said: "Father Khan, even if we send troops to stop it now, it may be too late. If the savages from the Kingdom of Jin win, Let’s figure out what to do first.”

Lin Danhan rubbed his forehead and said with a wry smile: "Why doesn't this Khan know? If the barbarians of the Ming Dynasty won, as long as we send someone to explain the reason clearly to Huangtai Jifen of the Dajin Kingdom, it will be fine, especially if we are with his Jurchens It's so far away, even if he, Huang Taiji, is dissatisfied, we can't help it.

Only the barbarian little emperor, this man is unstable and moody, not like a Central Plains emperor, but like a cursing boss, his preferences are all from the heart.