Back to the Ming Dynasty to be a tyrant

However, the reality that is more bullshit than fiction is that in order to get promoted and make a fortune, the scholars of the whole country castrated themselves one after another.From then on, the Southern Han Dynasty became a country of eunuchs, and the whole country, from the prime minister to the county magistrate, became eunuchs.The most pitiful thing is the women in this small country in the south of the Lingnan. Seeing their husbands become eunuchs, they can't stop them, and they all become bitter wives.

You see, this is the face of scholar-bureaucrats, let alone hair, even the root of life can be cut, do you still care about hair?It was precisely because Chongzhen knew what kind of piss these literati and bureaucrats were, so he held up a knife in one hand and a carrot in the other to frighten them: either be obedient and eat carrots, or die.

It is the same situation now. Facing the waywardness of Emperor Chongzhen, not to mention Meng Shaoyu, even Wen Tiren and other cabinet ministers expressed their agreement with a helpless face—play first and send the fallen soldiers into the Martyrs’ Shrine. Forget about offering prisoners to Taimiao or something.

After a lot of tossing, the direction of the matter finally came according to Emperor Chongzhen's idea. First, the ashes of the fallen soldiers were sent to the Martyrs' Shrine, and then the soldiers were ordered to return to the camp. Emperor Chongzhen returned to the palace by himself. Emperor Chongzhen said that he didn't care about offering sacrifices to the heavens, and that he would just make an edict to tell the world to brag about it later.

It's just that after tossing about this set of procedures, even if it's a simplified procedure after simplification, it's already evening.After returning to the palace, Emperor Chongzhen was not in the mood to "relax" in the harem, so he first ordered to see Wen Tiren and Shi Fenglai, plus Cui Chengxiu, Tian Ergeng and Xu Xianchun.

If the "honest men" were allowed to look at these people in front of Emperor Chongzhen, they would all be beating their chests and screaming that people's hearts are not old, and treacherous people are everywhere-not to mention how bad the factory guard's reputation is, Shi Fenglai and Cui Chengxiu have long been the world's people It is well known that the eunuchs are first-class, and the remaining Wen Tiren is still an unprincipled villain who flatters horses and flatters horses!

Chongzhen still habitually knocked on the table in front of him, and asked Cui Chengxiu, "How is Liaodong?"

Cui Chengxiu sorted out the recent situation in Liaodong in his heart, then bowed and said: "Your Majesty, the latest situation in Liaodong is the battle report sent half a month ago. Mao Wenlong has been resisting steadily along the mountains of the Dongjiang River. Although those over there have been waving the flag and shouting, but they really can't count on it."

Chongzhen hummed and said: "North Korea, that is, waving the flag is still useful, and it's okay to fight the wind, and the rest can't be counted on them."

Emperor Chongzhen never expected North Korea's fighting power.The Mingliang Naval Battle of the later generations is simply bullshit.

The situation at that time was that North Korea was rubbed on the ground by Japan, and the Ming army in turn rubbed Japan on the ground. As for how wise and powerful North Korea is, hahaha.

Originally, he didn't intend to expect North Korea to help him, so Chongzhen simply asked, "What about Mao Wenlong? What about the damage? Can you hold on?"

After some consideration, Cui Chengxiu replied: "According to the battle report sent by Mao Wenlong half a month ago, they got together many palm mines and buried them underground on the only way to build slaves, and then used bamboo tubes to tie the lead wires together. Make it long, wait for Jiannu to go halfway and then light the fuse, and it will also hurt many Jiannu."

"In addition, there are more mountains on the Dongjiang River, and Jiannu's marching speed will not be fast for a while. So it is estimated that it can last for one to two months."

"As for the battle damage, since there was no large-scale battle with Jiannu half a month ago, the battle damage is not big, so it's not clear now."

After hearing Xu Xianchun's general battle report, Chongzhen hummed, and then asked Xu Xianchun, "Where is Jinyiwei?"

Xu Xianchun also thought about it and then bowed and said: "Return to Your Majesty, the secret report from Jin Yiwei's side is not much faster than the one from Master Cui from the Ministry of War. According to the secret report sent back by the spies five days ago with Fei Nu, Jian Nu Five days ago, I just arrived at Danshan Fort for repairs."

"Hu Guogong has gathered the original nine tribes of Yehe and plans to attack the Horqin tribe. The intention is unknown. I don't know if he wants to simply force Jiannu to return to the defense to relieve the pressure on General Mao, or he wants to unify Mongolia in Liaodong. Departments?"

Chongzhen then gave a hum, and said lightly: "No matter what he thinks, as long as he beats Horqin, he can relieve Mao Wenlong's pressure, or he can really approach Jiannu and return to defense. It seems that it is not so important that I want to conquer Liaodong myself In a hurry."

When Wen Tiren heard that Chongzhen was still thinking about going to Liaodong, Dang even objected in pain: "Your Majesty Qizuo, it was already a waste of money to knock Lindan Khan, and the soldiers who died in the battle are still waiting at home. The government grants pensions, and the recruited civilian husbands also need to pay wages, these add up to a large amount of expenditure. If His Majesty will personally conquer Liaodong, I am afraid that the treasury will really not be able to support it."

Emperor Chongzhen was also extremely painful. Did he copy the money from the eight major locust merchants?Can't just fly like this?

Thinking of this, Chongzhen asked: "What about the money? I raided the eight profiteers who were collaborating with the enemy and traitorous country, but found a lot of money."

Wen Tiren smiled wryly and said: "Your Majesty, although silver is good, it cannot regenerate silver. There is a severe drought in Shaanxi, and it is a huge expenditure to buy food for relief. Tens of millions of taels of silver are spent, and the return is only one Food for ships."

"Mao Wenlong from the Dongjiang side said that the palm mine is useful, and asked to get some more, the more the better, and transform it into something that can be buried in the ground. This is another sum of money. Although the money from Mr. Xu Guangqi’s place is His Majesty’s internal money, and the War Bureau is also from the internal money, but all the materials purchased in the Armament Bureau are also from the national treasury.”

"There is not much money in the treasury, unless His Majesty allocates some more money from internal funds."

Don't even think about it!The money in my treasury is left behind by the carpenter, do you still want to make such a small amount of money?If I had known that the money from the eight major locust merchants had been copied before, I wouldn’t have paid so much to the treasury, so I’d better stay in the money!

Emperor Chongzhen was also worried, the money was gone, where to get it?Money is spent everywhere, the problem is that the money can't give birth to money. The fucking banking system has not figured out a clue until now. It's been more than half a year since the whole thing. !

Fortunately, the Emperor Chongzhen before the crossing was a programmer who was born in liberal arts, and his thinking leap was not ordinary. He suddenly asked: "Have King Rui, King Hui, and King Zhou ever served in Beijing?"

Wen Tiren, who thought he knew a little about Emperor Chongzhen, heard the words, and guessed what Emperor Chongzhen wanted to do - hey, he was eyeing King Fu's family property, thinking about how to kill pigs.

But can we show some face?Who doesn't know that when your Uncle Fu loved pets, your father didn't like to be seen?You just slaughtered your Uncle Fu Wang as a fat sheep, what do people in this world think?Internal strife?Don't talk about family affection?I don't know what people in the world said when Emperor Wen of Han forced Huainan Queen Li to death? "A foot of cloth can still be sewn; a bushel of millet can still be pounded.The two brothers are incompatible. "Emperor Chongzhen, haven't you heard this ballad?

If it was the Emperor Chongzhen before he was transmigrated, he must have known this allusion. However, I have never heard of the nonsense ballads that Emperor Chongzhen said about the timetraveler--I have never heard of it!Even if you have the memory of the original Emperor Chongzhen, you have never heard of it!Shit Uncle Fu, it's none of my business!

However, Wen Tiren didn't know what Chongzhen was thinking at this time.Seeing that Emperor Chongzhen's expression remained unchanged, as if his face was paralyzed, he had no choice but to bow down and say, "Your Majesty Qizuo, His Royal Highness King Rui, King Hui, and King Zhou have already entered Beijing, and they are currently cleaning up the clan's mansion." Son."

Sure enough, Emperor Chongzhen, who never knew what the bottom line was, did not disappoint Wen Tiren this time: "Since they are all here, let King Xuanrui, King Hui, and King Zhou enter the palace to discuss how to deal with King Fu's harm to the people? "

Chapter 195 You Are Shameless

Are there any idiots among the vassal kings of the Ming Dynasty?There must be, Fu Wang is a typical idiot who is not good enough to die.

But it can also be said that there is no.Since the vassal kings basically have nothing to do with the throne, there will not be any great Confucianism who will go to teach them about poetry and cloud. .

Moreover, the old Zhu's family is raising the vassal princes like pigs again, and they still have the ceremonial guards, guards, and other educational resources that they should have. Control things like the government.

Of course, forget about Chongzhen.He was not taken seriously when he was a child, but when his elder brother ascended the throne, he asked his husband to teach him to read, but unfortunately, they are all upright gentlemen, so he was crippled by a fool.

Therefore, when the newly released Zongren Lingrui Wang Zhu Changhao, Zongzhenghui Wang Zhu Changrun and Zhou Wang Zhu Gongyun received Chongzhen's edict to see themselves and others, they probably knew something in their hearts.

After the three kings went to meet the emperor first, Chongzhen said to Wang Cheng'en repeatedly: "Go and move the stool, let the three uncle Wangs sit down and talk."

After the three of them thanked En, Chongzhen spoke first: "Uncle Rui Wang is my elder, and now he is the order of the clan. I want to hear Uncle Rui Wang's opinion on Uncle Fu Wang."

King Rui Zhu Changhao really wanted to say that he has no fart opinion. You have made it clear that you want King Fu's life. How can I see it?

However, he wanted to return to his heart, after all, the little kid in front of him was the emperor, so he really couldn't ignore his question.

After deliberating in his mind, Zhu Changhao said: "Your Majesty Qi Zuo, the Fu Wang Zhu Changxun has lost his mind and hurt the benevolence of the Emperor Taizu. In my opinion, he should be dismissed as a nobleman and abolished as a commoner."

Originally, this was a face-saving statement. Anyway, King Fu would not be able to fall behind after being deposed as a commoner, but Zhu Xuehao still underestimated the offline value of Emperor Chongzhen's character.

Chongzhen sneered and said: "A commoner? Uncle Fu oppresses the common people like this, this is digging at the root of Ming Dynasty! Just abolished as a commoner? If he wants to dig down the root of Daming, I will dig him first. !"

Zhu Changhao, Zhu Xuezhongrun, and Zhu Gongyun were startled when they heard the words.

Emperor Chongzhen is too shameless, even if you are abolished as a commoner, you will send Jin Yiwei to assassinate King Fu.It's a bit too much to say it so blatantly, or to say it directly in front of Wen Tiren and other courtiers?

But without waiting for Zhu Changhao, Wen Tiren and others to persuade him again, Emperor Chongzhen spoke first and said: "Declaration of my decree, King Fu will lose his virtue, and the people of Luodi will suffer for a long time. With the removal of nobles from the clan's mansion, King Zhu Changxun of Fu will join the concubine, the prince, etc. All people are given to kill themselves."

Since Emperor Chongzhen's words were spoken, there is absolutely no reason to take them back. Zhu Changhao had no choice but to respond when he heard the words: "Minister, obey the order."

But after receiving the decree, Zhu Changhao went on to say: "Your Majesty Qi Zuo, what should we do with the property of the Fu Wang Mansion? Does it go into the internal funds or go into the national treasury?"

Emperor Chongzhen said in an extremely shameless way: "This is a matter of the Tian family. All the properties of the Fu Wang Mansion were confiscated by Jin Yiwei and the East and West Factory. After that, it was confiscated and used for the country's use."

Just when Wen Tiren wanted to remind Emperor Chongzhen that there was no money left in the national treasury, Chongzhen continued: "Oh, by the way, after the inspection is complete, I will transfer some to the national treasury to prevent the treasury from being empty."

...Very good, very shameless.You really deserve the inheritance of your ancestors!Wen Tiren couldn't help it, so he had to bow and say, "I thank Your Majesty on behalf of the Ministry of Household Affairs."

Chongzhen hummed, and then continued: "In this way, is it feasible for Zhen's Eastern Expedition? Maybe the treasury can support it?"

Can you please stop thinking about the Eastern Expedition!Expedition!You are the emperor!Not a general!

Wen Tiren thought for a while before persuading him: "Your Majesty, why do you have to take the imperial conquest? The disease in Liaodong is nothing more than a reason. As long as the follow-up supplies can keep up, coupled with Hu Guogong's restraint, Jiannu will definitely retreat. Only in Shaanxi Severe drought, but in the skin, if not taken seriously, it may be in the bone marrow."

Chongzhen said: "If Jiannu does not retreat for a day, my heart will not be at ease for a day. If the Dongjiang River is lost, Jiannu will have a place to rely on, and I am afraid that the disaster will worsen. As for the land of Shaanxi, since it has been bought Food was released for relief, didn’t the former court also say that they would use work for relief and rebuild the rivers and ditches in the mountains and Shanxi?”

This time, the one who spoke was not warm and benevolent, Xu Xianchun continued, "Your Majesty Qizuo, less than three or four out of ten of the relief food in the mountains and Shanxi provinces can reach the victims!"

Xu Xianchun, who had stabbed a huge hornet's nest, was ready to meet the thunderous wrath of Emperor Chongzhen, but unexpectedly did not wait.