The God of Cooking in the World of Martial Arts and Immortals

Then it's fine.

Ling Chi killed tens of thousands of people in Central Asia, and finally made his way back peacefully.

At that time, he thought of the content in a poem: Killing one is a crime, and killing Wan is a hero.

900 million slaughtered... Forget it, I just want to cook.

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One year and eleven months had passed by the time he caught a civet cat again.

One month later, he successfully extracted the cat poop coffee, completed Linghu Chong's entrustment, and returned to Mount Zhongnan.

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After hearing Ling Chi's condensed answer, Xiao Longnv was very surprised: "Brother Ling killed tens of thousands of Mongolian soldiers?"

"That's right!" Ling Chi said, "I didn't want to cause trouble at first, but the tree wants to be quiet but the wind keeps blowing." Thinking of those wretched Mongolian soldiers, Ling Chi was still furious: Do you want to be a brother?I'll kill you!

"Brother Ling's martial arts are so powerful." Xiao Longnv thought about it for a while, if it was her, facing tens of thousands of Mongolian cavalry, let alone killing them all, it would be great if she could escape.

Moat!

She found that the gap between herself and Ling Chi was like a natural moat.

In fact, she is underestimating herself. Although Ling Chi's martial arts is strong, it is only a small level higher than hers. He can kill tens of thousands of cavalry, relying on cheating meat buns, pancakes, pot kui, Liangpi, and stinky tofu ...

Especially the stinky tofu, when he just took it out, it stunned many Mongolian cavalrymen, and hundreds of cavalrymen saw him "eating Xiang", and vomited while lying on the horse. The scene of the battlefield at that time was really hard to describe.

Don't ask, Ling Chi won't tell.

Xiao Longnu pursed her lips and said, "Brother Ling, can you teach me martial arts?"

"Teach you martial arts?" Seeing her serious expression, Ling Chi smiled: "Your ancient tomb sect's martial arts are very powerful, there is no need to learn from me."

"..." Xiao Longnu shook her head and said, "The strongest martial art in our school is the Jade Heart Sutra, but it requires two people..."

Thinking of certain scenes, Xiao Longnu blushed and whispered, "I can't practice alone."

Xiaolongnv's shy appearance is so alluring, as if a fairy has fallen into the mortal world.

Ling Chi suddenly understood Zhen Zhibing a little bit.If it was him, seeing the little dragon girl lying on the ground without any resistance, he could hardly bear not to do something.

"Does Long'er want me to help?" When he said this, the deer in Ling Chi's heart jumped wildly, very naughty.

Xiao Longnu was silent for a moment, looked at him very seriously, and asked, "Brother Ling, do you like me?"

"I like it!" Ling Chi nodded: "Otherwise, why do you keep eating and drinking for free? I really think we are doing charity!"

"..."

Although I don't know what charity is, but I can still understand one or two of the words. After confirming that Ling Chi really likes her, Xiao Longnv calmed down and said, "Brother Ling, can you help me practice the Jade Heart Sutra?"

Kamao!Bibi!

Ling Chi smiled all over his face: "It's a duty."

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Don't worry about practicing the Jade Heart Sutra. Now Ling Chi looked at Lu Wushuang who had returned from the ancient tomb, and his face darkened: "You still know how to come back!"

"Ah!?" Lu Wushuang was stunned. Originally, she was very happy to see Ling Chi come back, but Ling Chi's gloomy look scared her: "I... what's wrong with me?"

"Hmph!" Ling Chi said angrily: "Didn't you find yourself a little husband! If that's the case, why are you coming back? Find your little husband."

Lu Wushuang's face turned red: "I, I, I... I don't have... I don't have a... little...husband." The more I talked, the more I blushed. She was just an 11-year-old little loli, but how many... The shyness of a girl in love.

"..."

The girls in ancient times were too mature, and Ling Chi couldn't stand it anymore.

"Let me ask you, have you taken a fancy to that kid?" Ling Chi asked.

"..." Lu Wushou was at a loss for a long time, and finally lowered his head and hummed softly.

"..."

Ling Chi pulled out a kitchen knife from his waist: "Shuang'er, here is my whetstone!"

"Ah!?" Lu Wushuang raised his head, "What are you doing with the whetstone?"

"Sharpen the knife! Go kill that boy named Yang Guo! Let him seduce my Wushuang." Ling Chi said viciously.

"Ah!? Don't!"

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Chapter 114 Wushuang Licking Dog

After frightening Lu Wushuang, Ling Chi also tested how much Lu Wushuang liked Yang Guo.You may not believe it, but Lu Wushuang actually likes Yang Guo enough to die for him.

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An 11-year-old little girl likes a 14-year-old little Zheng wife, so much that she is willing to die for him... It's too scary.

Is this a distortion of human nature, or a loss of morality?

Or is it that Yang Guo's handsome face is too good-looking, and Lu Wushuang is willing to be a licking dog?

No, I have to meet that kid.

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The next day, when Xiao Longnu came over for breakfast, Ling Chi asked Lu Wushuang to go to the ancient tomb and ask Yang Guo to come over.

Lu Wushuang felt nervous and anxious about asking her boyfriend to come home to meet her parents, especially her 'old father' didn't seem to like her 'boyfriend' very much.

Lu Wushuang was in a dilemma, dilly-dallying.

Ling Chi looked at her, and said calmly: "If you don't call me now, you won't have to call me in the future."

"I'll go right away!" Lu Wushuang ran faster than a rabbit.

"..."