The God of Cooking in the World of Martial Arts and Immortals

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Nine days into the middle of winter, before Xiao Longnv walked out of the ancient tomb, Ling Chi was urged to die by Linghu Chong.

"Little brother, don't let me break my promise!"

"I know, I know."

On this day, he bid farewell to Shuang'er and Lu Wushuang, and went to the south to catch civet cats.

Civet cats are distributed in the tropics and subtropics, so you must go to the south to find them.

Ling Chi thought that he would find the civet cat and coffee beans soon, but he didn't expect that it would take two years.

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Two years later, Kitchen God Space, Farm.

On this day, the farm was very lively, because Linghu Chong announced that he would fulfill his promise, everyone put down their farm work and gathered in the sky garden square to watch his live broadcast.

Seeing that everyone had arrived, Linghu Chong cupped his fists and cupped his hands: "Everyone, I, Linghu Chong, once said that as long as there is rice with a yield of [-] kilograms per mu in the world, it will be broadcast live. Everyone knows that I, Linghu Chong, keep my word , I didn’t fulfill my promise before, not because I regretted it, but because I was waiting for an opportunity.”

"It's a high-sounding statement." Ren Yingying sneered again and again: "It's not that I dare not eat it."

"That's wrong!" Linghu Chong shook his head: "Miss Ren, I know you don't like me all the time, but please don't doubt my character. Now I have waited for this opportunity, not to prove how great I am, but to I want everyone to know that my words, Linghu Chong, are like water poured out, and I will never take them back! Today, I will let everyone see how I eat Xiang!"

"Ah!?" Yue Lingshan, Ning Zhongze and Feng Qingyang were all anxious.

"Brother, don't be stupid! How can Xiang eat it! Will you still be a human being in the future?" Yue Lingshan was a little emotional: "If you dare to eat it, I... I will never talk to you again."

"Chong'er, don't be impulsive." Ning Zhong persuaded: "It was just a joke at the beginning, so why should you take it seriously?"

"That's right." Feng Qingyang also didn't want his son to eat Xiang, it would be too embarrassing for his old Feng family: "If you keep your word, you have to separate people and things. If you say you want to castrate your father and me, don't you? Do you dare to eunuch too?"

Linghu Chong looked at him and scratched his head: "This...you can't tell."

"..." Feng Qingyang covered his face with tears: "Damn! I don't have you as the son!

Everyone: "..."

Ning Zhong was angry and funny, and rolled his eyes fiercely: "Chong'er, don't mess around."

"Brother." Yue Lingshan didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

"Cough cough cough!" Linghu Chong coughed twice and said, "Don't worry, I won't break my promise, but I won't do stupid things either."

"What? You want to use sesame paste and dough to make it look like Xiang, and then eat it?"

"..." Linghu Chong looked at Ren Yingying who was sneering, and said helplessly, "Miss Ren, why do you always target me? I don't remember when I offended you."

"Don't get me wrong." Ren Yingying said indifferently: "I simply can't understand people like you who are out of tune."

"..."

Linghu Chong was powerless to complain, and sighed: "Okay! But I won't be opportunistic. If I say I eat Xiang, I must eat the real Xiang."

"Chong'er (brother)!" Ning Zhongze and Yue Lingshan became nervous again.

"Don't worry!" Linghu Chong didn't give a shit about it anymore: "In order to fulfill my promise, I have already asked my junior brother to help me find a kind of Xiang that is not disgusting but also delicious. Now, my junior brother, please make a debut!"

"..."

Holding a cup of something dark like bitter medicine soup, Ling Chi came out of a small room closest to the square.He waved to everyone: "Hi everyone, I'm here to send Xiang to Senior Brother."

Everyone: "..."

Xiao Zhao rushed out from the crowd: "Daddy, you don't really want to make a flying for Uncle Linghu, do you?"

"Ah, it took my father a lot of work to find it." Ling Chi said with emotion: "Two years! Two full years."

"It's really not easy." Xiao Zhao echoed, then came back to his senses and shook his head: "No, no! Daddy, you won't touch Xiang with your hands, will you?"

"Uh..." Facing Xiao Zhao's nervous and frightened eyes, Ling Chi laughed dryly: "Although I touched this, it's not what you think. Let me explain to you."

"..." Xiao Zhao's eyes were lost, he silently drew the hatchet from his waist, and walked towards Linghu Chong.

"Niece Xiaozhao, what are you doing?" Linghu Chong backed up with cold air, and backed away again and again: "Hey, don't think too hard! You..."

"The villain who caused my father to touch Xiangxiang, go to hell!"

"Ah! Help!"

The farm was in a state of chaos.

In the chaos, Zhou Zhiruo walked to Ling Chi's side, her cherry lips moved to his ear, and she exhaled like blue, "Come find me tonight."

"..."

A colorful poisonous spider landed on the tip of Zhou Zhiruo's nose. She exclaimed in fright, swung her palm, and swept the spider away. She stared at Yin Li, who was even more hostile, and chuckled softly, "Sister Zhu'er, what are you doing?" The way of greeting is still so unique.”

"Yes! Didn't you already know that!" Yin Li showed no sign of weakness.

Ever since they were recruited by Ling Chi, Yin Li and Xiao Zhao were surprised but also a little bit disappointed when they learned about Ling Chi's past.In the past, they only had Zhou Zhiruo as their enemy, but after they came to the farm, they realized that there were more than one enemy, and they were the latecomers.

The past cannot be changed, they can only accept their fate.But they dare not touch Yilin, spring, summer, autumn and winter, plum, orchid, bamboo and chrysanthemum, and Zhou Zhiruo?

As a result, the battlefield of the three women was transferred from Peach Blossom Island to the farm, and it has not stopped till now.

Ling Chi has a headache, what's the matter?

……

After a short period of confusion, it was Ning Zhong who took on the posture of a teacher's wife and forcefully suppressed Xiao Zhao, who was reprimanded by Xiao Zhao. He could not lift his head up.

Linghu Chong was very moved: "My mother is still amazing."

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In the end, the live broadcast ended in a hurry after Ling Chi explained the production process of cat poop coffee.

Although Linghu Chong drank cat poop coffee, everyone did not admire him because of it, but despised his opportunism.Especially Ren Yingying, that sneer on her face caused him double damage.

Linghu Chong crouched in the corner and drew circles: Damn Ren Yingying, she is so beautiful!Curse you have no ****.

"I heard it!" A cold voice came from behind.

Linghu Chong froze, and slowly turned his head to look at the frosty Ren Yingying, and grinned: "Listen to my explanation..."

"Go to hell!" A fist grew bigger and bigger, hitting Linghu Chong's nose heavily, and his whole face instantly turned into a sunken chrysanthemum.