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I just hope that Lin Yu doesn't have any real talents and learnings, otherwise it will be impossible to argue.

At this moment, Lin Yu glanced sideways at Zhangsun Wuji, thinking that this father and son pair are really the same kind.

One thing in secret, another thing in mouth.It seems that it is for his own good, but it is actually a test.

If Lin Yu could answer the questions fluently, then Long Yan would be delighted, not only would he not be put to death, but he would be rewarded greatly.

At that time, the first person he would like to thank would be Changsun Wuji, but if he couldn't answer and all the ministers unanimously demanded that Lin Yu be executed, then Changsun Wuji would definitely be the leader.

In this way, he made suggestions for the emperor and solved a disaster.Even if the emperor didn't reward him, he would praise him verbally.

No matter what, Changsun Wuji can get a good reputation.Lin Yu couldn't help admiring that a person can calculate so delicately, he really put in a lot of hard work in this area.

Chapter 157, absolutely

Li Xiaogong walked to a place five meters away from Lin Yu, and he never dared to get closer. The incident of being bombarded yesterday still left a shadow in his heart.

Lin Yu smiled at him, but there was a deep chill hidden in this smile, and only the positive Li Xiaogong could feel it.

Li Xiaogong coughed twice to give himself courage, he swallowed hard, looked up and down, and said,

"I'll give you three pairs. If you can match, you're not a ghost."

"As you please!"

Lin Yu said disdainfully, and at the same time sneered in his heart,

Hmph, I think I was called a little devil in school back then. I can't do anything else. I have never lost in poetry and couplets.

Li Xiaogong rolled his eyes, and immediately there was an absolute feeling in his heart. The corner of his mouth twitched, he pointed to Lin Yu and said,

"Two apes cut a tree deep in the mountain, and asked the little monkey how to saw it."

As soon as the Shanglian came out, all the people present laughed inwardly. Li Tai showed a little displeasure on his face, and at the same time, he was sweating for Lin Yu.

The homonym is implied in this couplet——to see (sentence), which means to see how you, Lin Yu, match the sentence.

No matter what Lin Yu answered, no matter how tidy he was, he had fallen into the other party's trap.

As long as you answer it, you must be scolded

This is tantamount to looking down on others, and it seems to be right, but in fact it is the same as not right.

No one thought that Li Xiaogong would ask such a difficult question from the very beginning.Then there is no need to talk about the next two.

Lin Yu looked at the self-satisfied Li Xiaogong and smiled contemptuously. He stepped on the electric unicycle and turned to walk towards Li Xiaogong.

Immediately, Li Xiaogong was terrified, he quickly backed away, and said in panic,

"Don't you want to come here, above the court, in front of the emperor, do you still want to commit murder?"

When he said this, his voice was trembling, and he had no confidence at all in the end.

Li Shimin also stood up slightly, ready to order the Imperial Forest Army to come in at any time, and Li Xiaogong must not be injured no matter what.

Lin Yu stopped and looked at Li Xiaogong playfully.

The latter suddenly felt offended, he pointed to Lin Yu and asked,

"You're right, you're not right at all, are you? I advise you to arrest without a fight, and the Holy Grail can spare your life, return to the forest as soon as possible, and stop murdering others."

"Hehe, Li Xiaogong!"

With a loud shout, Li Xiaogong's legs trembled, if he hadn't supported the pillar in time, he would probably have been sitting on the ground.

He didn't regard Lin Yu as a ghost before, but after talking too much, he acquiesced in his heart. He always thought that there was a terrifying monster hidden in this harmless Lin Yu.

Coupled with the other party's torture to him yesterday, the shadow area in his heart can be covered with a small villa.

Lin Yu gritted her teeth and laughed,

"Why is your crotch wet?"

Li Xiaogong quickly lowered his head and touched the bottom, and found that when he was on the ground, he looked at Lin Yu angrily, his appearance made everyone laugh in a low voice.

Just about to curse, Lin Yulang said,

"Prick your ears up and listen!"

With his hands behind his back, he walked towards Li Taixing and said at the same time,

"A horse got stuck in the mud and asked the old bastard... how to hoof."

When he said the last four characters, he suddenly turned around and pointed at Li Xiaogong.

"it is good!"

The audience was silent, only Li Tai applauded loudly.

Li Shimin frowned, but still nodded secretly in admiration.

The rest of the ministers exchanged glances with each other, all sighing at Lin Yu's answer.

The sentences produced by this pair are clean and tidy, and the most wonderful part is the second half of the sentence "ask the old beast how to get its hooves".

The homophony of hoof and question means that old beast (Li Xiaogong) how do you get your hoof (question)?

Immediately, Li Xiaogong's complexion turned pale, and his fists were clenched loudly, wishing he could punch Lin Yu's face.

Since he tied his hair, everyone has been respectful to him, even the hostile officials have done their best on the surface.

But today, he was insulted by a young man in front of many ministers. Where does this put his old face?

In this tone, you can't get out!

Lee Hyo-gong stood up straight,

"Hmph, it's a bit of a weight, don't be complacent, there are two more."

Lin Yu raised his hand as a gesture of invitation,

"Come up with a question, old bastard!"

Lee Hyo-gong is about to blow up,

"Rice sorghum, wheat millet, these hybrids, which ones are the offspring?"

When confronted, even Li Shimin felt that it was inappropriate. This was no longer a metaphor, and it was obvious that Lin Yu was called a bastard. It was really wrong for a veteran court official to lose his composure in front of the public.

Lin Yu tilted his head slightly,

"That's it?"

Li Xiaogong thought that the other party would be furious, but he didn't expect to appear so calm,

"Show me one of you!"

"Hmph! Old bastard, take it!"

Lin Yu shook his head,

"Poems and books are easy to read, rituals to the Spring and Autumn Period, many serious scriptures..."

He suddenly stopped and looked at Li Xiaogong, everyone was anxiously waiting for the next words,

However, Lin Yu didn't say anything, just looked straight at it.

Therefore, the ministers also went to see Li Xiaogong, wondering if the right is still on the latter?

Li Xiaogong was looked down, so he asked,

"Look at me, what's the next sentence?"

The corner of Lin Yu's mouth raised slightly, and he blurted out the words that he was waiting for,

"Why ask me!"

Veterans "..."

Li Tai touched his nose and didn't speak.He believed that Lin Yu should be able to come up with the right one, but this kind of self-proclaimed Laozi's words are really not easy to put on the bright side.

Li Shimin also coughed twice in a low voice.

Li Xiaogong scolded Lin Yu as a bastard, and Lin Yu claimed to be Li Xiaogong's old man.

If everyone doesn't speak, it's considered a match.

Li Xiaogong, the person involved, was so angry that his forehead was only smoking, and he pointed at Lin Yu and said more than a dozen "you" words, but he was speechless.

Lin Yu laughed and reminded,

"There's only one left. If you don't show your true skills, you won't have a chance."

Li Xiaogong grabbed the clothes on his chest with both hands and tore them fiercely, his throat let out an angry roar like a beast,

"A mouse grows old no matter how big or small it is."

This means that Lin Yu is a rat and calls himself Laozi.

This time Li Shimin still had some praise for Li Xiaogong's couplet, and finally he cursed people out of nowhere.

But as soon as Lin Yu exited, people almost spurted blood.

"Turtles without male and female are always surnamed He."

Chang'an is located in the inland area, and most people have never seen the sea in their lives, so the turtles they see are called river turtles or turtles.

This Li Xiaogong was appointed as the king of Hejian County, and people respect him as the king of Hejian.

When Lin Yu said that Gui's surname was He, it meant that Li Xiaogong was Gui.

"what!"

Li Xiaogong almost went berserk, he continued,

"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven" (Forget Eight - Wang Ba)

Lin Yu replied immediately,

"Filial piety, loyalty, etiquette and honesty" (no shame—shameless)

Li Xiaogong's eyes were red, his face was as blue as if painted with paint, he staggered a few steps forward, pointed at Lin Yu with trembling fingers,

"If the country is not prosperous, there must be sons!"

Lin Yu looked at him provocatively, with contempt in his eyes

"To grow old without dying is to be a thief!"

"You... slightly... slightly"

Li Xiaogong pointed at the other party, opened his mouth, and made a gurgling sound.

Then, under the gaze of everyone, he looked up to the sky and laughed. Li Shimin couldn't stand it anymore. An old official in the court was insulted repeatedly by a young man. Humiliated people to pieces.

He was about to speak out to comfort him, but he saw Li Xiaogong raised his head and sprayed blood amidst the exclamation of the crowd, and the blood sprayed into the air.

Finally, he fell straight to the ground with a bang.

When he fell to the ground, his eyes were still wide open.

Li Shimin was frightened and shouted repeatedly,

"Prince doctor, call the doctor quickly!"

The ministers also discussed in low voices and were in a mess.

Lin Yu controlled the car to retreat a few meters, so as not to let the blood foam fall on her body.

After being examined by the imperial physician, Li Xiaogong became anxious and fell into a temporary coma, but his eyes refused to close no matter what, as if he was dying.

Li Shimin heaved a sigh of relief when he heard that his life was not in danger, and asked someone to carry Li Xiaogong down.

After that, the atmosphere in the hall became tense.

Although Lin Yu did not directly cause Li Xiaogong to become like this, but it is also inseparable from it.

Of course, because Lin Yu passed the test, the ministers also firmly believed in the reason Changsun Wuji made up, thinking that he was a person, not a ghost.

Everyone remained silent, waiting to see how Li Shimin would treat Lin Yu.

Li Shimin also cherished Lin Yu and was angry at the same time. It was obvious that Lin Yu's attitude was extraordinary.

But if not punished, there is no way to explain to Li Xiaogong.