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You know, Mark Alba has more than one gun in his hand. Most American families have private guns, and more than 3 to [-] people are killed by guns every year.Half suicide half homicide.This is always the reason for Wan Xiaohu's dislike of the United States, which is too disharmonious.

"Can't you not go back for Christmas, the two of us can enjoy the world of two, isn't it good?"

"Hmm, do you want us to be like this for the rest of our lives, not to face it, to hide from my parents. Then I gave birth and didn't tell them?" Jessica was a little excited.

Wan Xiaohu hugged her quickly, and smacked her face with his mouth: "Hey, I didn't mean that, you know, I'm willing to face all this. I just don't know how to tell your father, I'm an atheist, He's a Catholic. He doesn't like me by nature. I think I'm going to tell him, and the custodian just shoots me. Do you want the child to be born without a father?"

"I'm also a Catholic. I'm not in love with you yet. How to make my father appreciate you is something you have to solve. Otherwise, I can only grow up with my child alone."

"Oh, my God, you can't be so cruel." Wan Xiaohu buried his head in Jessica's chest, screaming.

Jessica was helpless.Rubbing Wan Xiaohu's hair: "If you take out half of the tricks you used to deceive girls and think about how to make this matter go smoothly, my dad will definitely not be an obstacle."

"Uh, I wouldn't lie to a girl at all."

"Huh?" Jessica held Wan Xiaohu's head up, her eyes were not friendly.

Wan Xiaohu immediately raised his hand: "OK, I'll think about countermeasures!"

"Then hurry up, my mother wants me to come over earlier and help her tidy up the kitchen."

"OK, OK!"

Scratching his head, Wan Xiaohu lay on the sofa, thinking about how to deal with Mark Alba at night... The first step is to hide his gun at home... Well, this is just a joke, Mark No matter how hot it is, it's not enough to shoot casually... Thinking about it, Wan Xiaohu called Joshua Alba.

"Hello, Tger, have you set off?" Joshua's lazy voice came.

"Not yet, your sister is preparing a gift." Wan Xiaohu glanced at Jessica who had already entered the bedroom, and said in a low voice, "Joshua, do you recognize my brother-in-law? Do you think we are brothers?"

"Of course I like you, man!"

"Well, you know everything about me and your sister. Although I am a little ridiculous, I am sincere to your sister. You don't want to see me shot dead by your father, do you?"

"Come on, Tger, you're too worried, my dad loves peace."

"You are still young, and you can't understand the feelings of a father for his daughter. In short, tonight, I will have a frank and honest talk with your father. But I think the process of the conversation may not be so smooth, you know, uh, very Complicated, in short, you have to subtly guide the atmosphere by the side."

"How to guide?"

"It's very simple. Try to make a good impression for me in front of your father, and then this phenomenon is very common in the distance. Finally, I conclude that your sister and I really love each other. Finally, your sister is pregnant."

"Oh, My-God! Am I going to be an uncle?"

"Obviously yes."

"Wow, wow, it seems that for the sake of your future nephew, I have to help you through this difficult time. Although I am also annoyed recently, the band's funds have not been secured..."

"I'll offer 500 million as a financial aid to your career."

"Haha, thank you so much, Tger, believe me, I will definitely make some achievements, so that other people will change my opinion. You know, Pasika Barbara has always disliked me for driving a second-hand old master car……"

"I recently bought a Lamborghini Murcelgo, and I will bring you the key when we have dinner tonight. In addition, if you have any other requirements, please bring them up together. We are brothers, so don't meet outsiders."

"Thank you so much brother-in-law, I'm sorry..."

After Big Bleeding satisfied all Joshua's demands, Wan Xiaohu finally heaved a sigh of relief. He was satisfied with solving Jessica's father.A little more certainty.Turning the phone casually, Wan Xiaohu felt a little funny, rich people are good, and if there is a problem, just use the money to settle it.

In Joshua's view, he "extorted" from Wan Xiaohu for a "sky-high price" benefit, but for Wan Xiaohu who owns a yacht and an airplane, it seems like a hair has been plucked from his body.It doesn't matter.

"Love can't be bought with money, but you can't even talk about feelings without money!"

……

Wan Xiaohu and Jessica Alba had lunch at a Chinese restaurant in Santa Monica before rushing to Los Angeles.

After arriving at his home in Los Angeles, Mark Alba and Joshua Alba were waiting for him. They were going to drive to the wild and cut a Christmas tree back.

so.Wan Xiaohu put down the champagne he brought, took his bodyguards, and drove to the suburbs with Mark.

In many American movies, Christmas is a scene of snow and ice, and then Santa Claus rides an elk to pull a sleigh and distributes gifts from door to door.But in fact in Los Angeles, it is almost impossible to see snow.This place is in the Mediterranean climate zone, and the climate is warm. Even if it is winter now, the temperature during the day is [-] or [-] degrees. Just wear a coat.

If you want to play with snow, you can only go to the park to play with artificial snow.

Los Angeles has entered the Christmas atmosphere, and various Christmas trees and Santa Claus shapes can be seen everywhere on the streets.Christmas in the United States is equivalent to the Spring Festival in China, basically after Thanksgiving (the fourth Thursday in November each year).Started preparing for Christmas.

The busiest thing is the church. During Christmas, churches all over the world will hold worship celebrations, hold many large and small music performances, perform sacred dramas, tell Bible stories, and sing hymns.

For the atheist Wan Xiaohu, this feels quite strange.

I really don't know the people on earth who have entered the age of science.Why do you want to worship an imaginary god?He also asked Jessica Alba. Jessica explained that faith is the sustenance of the heart, and God exists in everyone's heart.

It's really mysterious.

Especially this country.More than 1200% of people believe in religion, more than 5000% of people pray every day, and more than 85% of people go to church every week, more than people who go to sports games.There are [-] religious broadcasting stations, more than [-] religious newspapers and magazines, and more than [-]% of private primary school students are enrolled in church schools.And many Americans are used to going to church on weekends to receive free education, and even the words "In-God-e-Beleve (We believe in God)" are written on the dollar.

At the same time, the United States is the country with the most cults in the world...

As a reborn person, Wan Xiaohu doesn't reject religion as much as he did before rebirth, but he still doesn't believe it.

If there is a God, he will never be given a chance to be born again.

Unless God wants to influence him, as Islam says, there are 72 virgins who can enjoy it after going to heaven.

Wan Xiaohu kept silent while thinking about all these things.

In front of the serious Mark Alba, there is nothing to say, except that he would occasionally say a few words to Joshua.It was boring, and it took a lot of effort to complete the entire trip, drive, find trees, cut trees, and drag the trees onto the pickup truck.

"You Chinese, do you celebrate Christmas?" After fixing the Christmas tree, Mark wiped his forehead with his hand and asked casually.

Wan Xiaohu was patting the dust from the Italian handmade suit on his body, and immediately said: "Christmas is rarely celebrated, we all celebrate Spring Festival."

"Spend Christmas in America, are you used to it?"

"not bad."

After getting into the car, Mark seemed to start talking: "I heard from Jessica that you are an atheist?"

"Mby (maybe)." Wan Xiaohu gave a vague answer.

"Or do you believe in Marx?"

"No, no, no, we don't believe in Marx. In fact, we don't really believe in communism. The beliefs of our people are very simple. We may believe more in our ancestors, family values ​​and The concept of clan is very strong, just like me, I have a genealogy at home, my ancestors can be traced back to the Eastern Han Dynasty, Yuntai 28, who followed Emperor Guangwu to conquer the world, will be ranked No.20 Wanxiu.”

"Eastern Han Dynasty? Yuntai 28 generals? What is this?"

"Well, the Eastern Han Dynasty was established on the Western Han Dynasty. The Han Dynasty is a very powerful dynasty in the history of the country. The Eastern Han Dynasty was established by Emperor Guangwu Liu Xiu in 25 AD. He has 28 generals with the greatest contributions and the strongest abilities under his command to help him unify The world rejuvenated the Han Dynasty. Later, Emperor Liu Zhuang of the Han Dynasty ordered people to paint the portraits of 28 generals in Yuntai Pavilion of Nangong. They are called Yuntai 28 generals."

Speaking of history, Wan Xiaohu is enough to scare any American who has only been founded for more than 200 years.