Drifting classroom

Li Guangfei's eyes lit up: "Dad, what do you mean..."

"Hmm..." Li Hongpao nodded and said, "Li He, you can't stay."

"Then what should we do? If we kill Li He now, it will definitely cause a lot of trouble. Everyone will think that Li He was killed by us." Li Guangfei said.

"No, it's best to kill now..." Li Hongpao gritted his teeth, "Even if people know that Li He was killed by us, so what? Would it be possible for them to dare to kill the Li family? In this way, the Tiger Cavalry Sect will truly My Li family is not afraid of the Tiger Rider Sect. On the contrary, if time drags on and Li He develops his own influence in the Li family, it will be really bad."

He took out a pack of white powder from his pocket, and said in a low voice, "This is Miehun powder, the treasure of my Li family, passed down from generation to generation. It is colorless and odorless, absolutely no one will be able to detect it. As long as Li He tastes a little bit, he will definitely be blown away."

Li Guangfei was overjoyed: "Then let's find a chance and let Li He eat Miehun Powder. I went to treat Li He to dinner, and said that I really failed him a few days ago. What do you think?"

Li Hongpao thought for a while, and then said: "You can't go, according to Li He's shy personality, he will definitely push you out at the dinner table, and then say that he doesn't want to use chopsticks at all for the food you invited. "

Li Guangfei froze for a moment, nodded and said, "It's really possible that's the case, Li He is the most embarrassing person I've ever met."

"I do have a very good candidate..." Li Hongpao said with a chuckle, "Beside Li He, there is a very suitable person."

"Who?"

"Little dance."

"How is this possible..." Li Guangfei said in surprise, "It has been said in many materials that Xiao Wu is one of the most important people in Li He. Based on her relationship with Li He, it is impossible for her to help us. poison."

"What if...she doesn't know it's poison?"

"what?"

Li Hongpao waved his hand and said: "Okay, stop talking nonsense, you go to Li He for dinner first, admit your mistake to him, say that you have lost your mind, and dared to kidnap the people around him. Fortunately, you didn't treat those two women Whatever you do, Li He probably won't kill you."

"Okay! I'll go right now!"

……

On the street at dusk, Xiao Wu walked happily on the street with big bags and small bags.She bought all the new clothes that just went on the market today. Whenever this time, Xiao Wu would go home and change, and then pose in various poses to take pictures and send them to Li He.

While walking, Xiao Wu suddenly found a stall in front of her that she had never seen before, and there was a signboard hanging in front of the stall.

"True fan..."

Xiao Wu read out the name of the sign in doubt, and she walked to the booth and asked curiously: "You true fan, what is it?"

"Chi Chi Chi..." The stall owner was an unattractive middle-aged man, he said, "This thing is very wonderful, as long as you sprinkle a little in drinks or meals, and give it to the man you like, then he will eat it." I can't help but fall in love with you, and then..."

Xiao Wu's face flushed immediately, and she asked hastily, "Then what?"

The stall owner laughed and said, "Then I can't help but make babies with you..."

"My God!"

Xiao Wu exclaimed, and then picked up a porcelain vase lovingly, she said pleasantly, "How much do you want?"

"A little bit is enough." The stall owner laughed.

Xiao Wu asked suspiciously: "Is it useful to sprinkle it in any drink?"

The stall owner nodded and said: "Of course, any drink is effective. If it doesn't work, you can just come to me for compensation, and you will pay ten if you fake it!"

"Is it okay to put it in sulfuric acid?"

"Ah? Why is it in sulfuric acid?" The man was surprised.

Xiao Wu said seriously: "My family always thinks that Sprite Coke is not exciting enough, so he likes to drink iced sulfuric acid, so is it useful to put it in sulfuric acid?"

The stall owner scolded: "Are you a man, you bastard! Putting it in sulfuric acid will definitely be useless! The effect of the medicine has been corroded! You can put it in other drinks, such as orange juice. Your man doesn't drink orange juice." ?"

Xiao Wu thought about it carefully, and said, "He likes to drink baijiu."

"Look, that's right..." the stall owner said seriously, "You can buy a bottle of white wine, and then buy a bunch of food, and say you want to have dinner with him. After he drank the glass of wine with true love fans , and you are ready to undress."

Xiao Wu covered her face excitedly, she quickly said: "Can I try?"

The stall owner shook his head and said: "This is absolutely impossible. This thing can only be used by men. If it is used by women, terrible consequences will happen."

"What consequences?" Xiao Wu asked.

"It just... will make you grow cucumbers."

"so amazing!"

Xiao Wu picked up a bottle of true love powder, and asked, "How much?"

"Seeing that you and I are destined, I will sell you 99 yuan."

Xiao Wu threw out 100 yuan generously, and said boldly, "There's no need to look for it."

She couldn't put it down playing with the porcelain vase, and when she got home, she immediately carefully hid the porcelain vase, and then called Li He.

"Hello..." The connection was quickly made over there.

"Li He, let's have dinner together." Xiao Wu said happily.

"I can't do it now..." Li He said, "Someone has offended me and is inviting me to dinner to make amends. Hey! Pour the wine carefully. Is there someone who pours the wine like this? Believe it or not, I will cut you off?"

Li Guangfei's voice came from the other end of the phone: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

Li He scolded a few more words, and then said: "Why don't you come and have dinner with us, there are quite a lot of people, and the food is good."

Xiao Wu was stunned for a moment, there were quite a lot of people...

At that time, if she used her true love fan on Li He, wouldn't Li He want to tear her clothes in front of so many people?

Then it will be like this...

"I hate it, Li He!" Xiao Wu scolded shyly, "You are such a pervert, I won't go there! Eat it yourself! I hate you! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! We're going to have supper , don’t refuse, or I won’t talk to you anymore!”

Li He hung up the phone in bewilderment, he scratched the back of his head: "Crazy."

Qingyang asked suspiciously: "What's wrong with Xiao Wu?"

"Who knows..." Li He shrugged, "Her brain is not normal all the time, so she continues to eat, but I want to eat less, and I will have supper with her at night."

Fangs from the Top of the World: Bring Down Li He!Little dance!

My name is Xiao Wu, and I am an ice-snow smart, cute and invincible, kind and down-to-earth girl, the most beautiful girl in the universe who is simple, honest and cute.

A girl like me, like the heroine in Mary Su's novels, has mastered all kinds of powerful and invincible technologies.As far as cooking is concerned, my master is Mr. Carla Los Angeles, the top chef of the Shangri-La Headquarters Hotel.I have studied cooking with him for half a year, and it can be said that I have learned a lot of cooking skills.Later, on the day I left the teacher, after eating the meal I cooked, Mr. Carlos Los Angeles suddenly passed out for some reason, probably because of excitement. Anyway, I never saw him wake up again.Even the moment he was put into the coffin, I didn't see him wake up.

It may be that I made too delicious food, which made him reluctant to wake up from the delicious food.I can understand his thoughts, and I am very grateful to him.