Drifting classroom

I said seriously: "Because you chased this damn kid for too long just now, and you are very tired. When you are hungry, you will feel that the food tastes better. When you are tired, you will naturally feel that the soup tastes better."

"I want to copy this sentence down and hang it on the wall..." the big ghost said with admiration, "This is really a wise saying."

I was speechless for a while, the IQ of this big ghost is really low, even lower than Zhao Liang.

After listening to my words, the big ghost drank soup with us again. The three of us put down a bowl of soup and rubbed our bellies comfortably.

After waiting for a while, the big ghost frowned and said, "Why do I feel more uncomfortable?"

"It's okay, don't worry." I smiled.

And Zhao Liang touched his stomach at this time, and said, "Why do I feel...a little uncomfortable?"

"Pfft, virgin blood doesn't mean to you...huh?"

I was about to laugh at Zhao Liang, but I felt a stabbing pain in my stomach, and my whole body was a little weak, so I was shocked and said, "What's going on!"

"What's going on..." The big ghost suddenly let go of his hand on his stomach, and he spoke with a smile, and at this time, what he spoke was a human language!

"I have experienced several masters, and their methods of deceiving people are much more profound than yours..." The big ghost said lightly, "You who drink soup will add things to the soup, and I who cook the soup need to put something, why don't you?" Isn't it easier?"

Grass!be cheated!

I gritted my teeth and said, "You also drink soup, why are you fine?"

"Because of me..." The big ghost sneered, and when he turned around, we saw that his back was covered with soup, "I didn't drink it at all."

It turned out that this big ghost was relying on his own body to block the entire bowl. He didn't drink the soup at all just now, but poured the soup behind his shoulders!

Zhao Liang scolded: "What a sinister guy, since you discovered something strange from the very beginning, why didn't you expose us earlier?"

"A person has been bored for hundreds of years, and he always wants to have some fun." The big ghost grabbed Zhao Liang by the collar and lifted him up, his eyes full of amusement.

Damn it!It turned out that he had been pretending all the time, only I was still acting like a clown, thinking that I was awesome.Unexpectedly, this guy is so insidious, his IQ really broke through the sky!

Why!Why can he pretend to be so simple and honest? How boring is he?

"The first one is you, kid..." the big ghost said ferociously, "do you feel that you have no strength in your body? When you peed on me just now, you should have considered the consequences. Then... I You have to bite off your hands and feet, like a pig, eat a little bit every day, and wait for you to grow new meat... and then continue to eat."

I cursed angrily: "Damn it, let go of my brother!"

The big ghost glanced at me. He sneered and said, "I thought you were a smart person and wanted to play with you for a longer time. But after playing for so long, I realized that you are an idiot. Shut up, you will be next."

He opened his mouth wide and bit Zhao Liang's arm directly!

"Zhao Liang!"

I shouted anxiously, but it was too late, Zhao Liang's arm was bitten by the big ghost, blood flowed out all of a sudden!

Damn it!Damn it!

"Uh……"

The big ghost suddenly threw Zhao Liang away. He looked at Zhao Liang and murmured: "Young man, you have no match? Then you can't...you are a good-looking talent."

"If you have a partner, you can eat whatever you want, why do you ask this?" Zhao Liang asked in bewilderment.

I was suddenly startled, could it be that...

"Damn it, it looks like he's in his 20s, but he's still a virgin." The big ghost murmured, and then clutched his stomach in pain.I was overjoyed in my heart and shouted excitedly: "Zhao Liang, good for you, guard yourself like a jade!"

Zhao Liang asked doubtfully, "What do you mean?"

"It's nothing, hahaha..."

I laughed out loud, and the big ghost knelt in front of me in pain, he growled, "Master...Master..."

Maybe because I came in, so he called me master.But it doesn't matter, just leave it to Kong Qin when the time comes.

I was still very weak at this time, unable to move my body, so I asked, "Can you help us detoxify?"

"Yes, Master."

The big ghost went under the stove and took out a bowl with several pills in it. He gave one to Zhao Liang and me, and I felt much better immediately.

Sure enough, the plan couldn't keep up with the changes.The big ghost and I were scheming against each other, and we didn't consider Zhao Liang's big change.Fortunately, I didn't ask Zhao Liang if he was a virgin just now, otherwise I would be heard by the big ghost.

Looking at the big ghost kneeling in front of me, I felt quite refreshed.Although it is embarrassing, it is better to have a smart comrade in arms than a stupid comrade in arms!

Chapter 436 Crying in the Tomb: The Art of Killing

Ten minutes after taking the pill, Zhao Liang and I finally felt much better.I asked the big ghost, "How can you let me out?"

The big ghost said: "Just call the picture scroll to show the spirit and send so-and-so out."

I nodded and said, "The picture scroll appears, send Zhao Liang out."

In an instant, Zhao Liang disappeared immediately.I asked the big ghost again: "Does it work for anyone who shouts?"

The big ghost shook his head and said, "Only the master's shout has effect."

"Can I give the scroll to others for use?" I asked again.

The big ghost smiled and said: "Okay, just say that the picture scroll appears, and change the owner to be so-and-so."

I breathed a sigh of relief, finally I was worthy of Kong Qin.To be honest, I feel that Kong Qin is a completely different person in the face of treasures. If she can’t hand over the three-shift picture scroll to her after going out, she will get mad, and it’s the kind of real anger, not anger. It's as simple as whining.

"The picture scroll appears, send Li He out."

I said something softly, and suddenly I felt dizzy, and ran into the body in the tomb.When I woke up in a daze, I suddenly saw the White Ape Tongtian Rod hitting my head, I exclaimed suddenly, rolled to the side, and the White Ape Tongtian Rod hit the ground immediately!

"boom!"

In an instant, gravel was everywhere and dust was flying.I watched this scene in astonishment, my heart was like a fawn bumping wildly, and I said angrily, "Crazy woman, what are you doing!?"

Kong Qin looked at me, and there was a trace of unreasonable madness in her eyes: "I heard from Zhao Liang, you have already become the master of the picture scroll?"

"Can't I pass it on to you?" I said, rolling my eyes.

As soon as I finished speaking, Kong Qin's expression changed immediately.She put on a smile and said to me with a smile: "Li He, I knew you could save Zhao Liang."

This woman... her face-changing skills are really not bad.

I stood up, patted the dust, took down the painting, and said softly: "The scroll has appeared, and I recognize the owner as Kong Qin."

Afterwards, I handed the scroll to Kong Qin, who satisfactorily put the scroll into her backpack, thumped my chest and said, "I'm just kidding you, don't take it too seriously."

I had black lines on my face, I could feel Kong Qin's killing intent towards me just now, she was definitely not joking.If it weren't for my sharp eyesight and quick hands just now, she would have succeeded in killing people and seizing treasures.