A eunuch broke into the harem

Li Xiaomin said dejectedly: "It doesn't matter if he's gone, but he didn't wait for me to kill him, how can I break the curse!"

The Lightning Goddess smiled and said, "I can't go far! If he goes far, his spells will also fail, so he must still be nearby!"

Her slender waist was bound by a rainbow belt, and her jade back was tightly attached to Li Xiaomin's lower abdomen. She set up an awning with her hands, looked around, and suddenly cried out in surprise: "I feel it, it should be there!"

Following the direction of her finger, Li Xiaomin looked into the distance, but saw a small cave, halfway up a hill in the distance, at the entrance of the cave, vines hung down from both sides of the cave, leaving a dark hole. Entrance.

Li Xiaomin was refreshed, and ran over there.

Seeing it for a while, I saw a cow running fast on the hill, which made people very surprised.

Not long after, he had already rushed to the halfway up the mountain, lowered his head and was about to sneak in, when he suddenly saw a monkey jumping out of it, lowered his voice, and shouted in a deep voice: "Stop! Who are you? Are you Boss Niu's subordinate?" ?"

Li Xiaomin was stunned, thinking of the bull general who was beheaded by himself, and thinking that he was a cow now, he replied sadly: "Yes! The boss of the cow was killed by that..., I escaped by chance, and searched everywhere. Organization, now I finally found it!"

The monkey nodded and sighed, "It's a pity, it's a pity!" But it muttered in its stomach: "Good death! Let this stinking cow step on my tail again! This is called evil will be rewarded!"

Li Xiaomin secretly asked the Lightning Goddess: "Is it the curse?"

The Lightning Goddess looked at the monkey carefully, then shook her head and said, "No! He doesn't have the strange smell of someone who is used to using deaf spells."

Just as he was talking, a person walked out slowly, staring at Li Xiaomin with suspicion in his eyes.

This man was short in stature, with white hair all over his head, his face was as wrinkled as a walnut, and he looked hundreds of years old. When the lightning goddess saw it, she exclaimed in surprise: "It's him! The evil smell on him is very strong , the breath of the deaf curse came from him!"

Li Xiaomin cheered up, squeezed the magic formula in his hand, and muttered the mantra secretly. He was about to gather his strength and take this person down, but the white-haired old man's face changed, he pointed at Li Xiaomin, and shouted: "Who are you, what are you using?" What kind of blindfold? Judging by your appearance, you are clearly a fake cow!"

Li Xiaomin was stunned, listening to him, he seemed to be unable to see through his own deception, but he had guessed that he was a fake, so he didn't say much at the moment. He hit the two enemies heavily, and immediately saw the monkey monster spurting blood wildly, flying upside down, hitting the mountain wall heavily, screaming, and fell to the ground curled up into a ball, twitching in pain.

The white-haired old man had been on guard for a long time, when he saw the magic talisman coming, he snorted coldly and waved his hands, but saw a cloud of black mist rushing out of him in an instant. .

The white-haired old man looked solemn, while silently channeling mana, he pointed at Li Xiaomin and shouted angrily: "Who are you, you dare to pretend to be a bull head, and come here to lie to me!"

Li Xiaomin sneered and said, "I am Li Xiaomin, Marquis of Annan, Order of the Book of the Tang Dynasty! Who are you, and what are you doing here to harm others?"

The white-haired old man didn't hide anything, he looked up to the sky and laughed loudly: "I am the deaf general under the tent of the ghost king of Dongshan! I was ordered by the king to come here and perform the deaf curse, making your Jinling city into a mess, and the king will be there soon. Lead the army, come to conquer, and slaughter all the people in Jinling, to show the majesty of the king!"

Li Xiaomin was stunned, and said in surprise: "Are you a dragon general? What kind of dragon changed?"

The old man blushed and said angrily: "What dragon, I am a deaf general! A deaf general who specializes in performing deaf generals! Do you know what is the use of my ability? Once used on the battlefield, your Jinling army will immediately become deaf , It is impossible to fight at all! Now the king sent me to disturb you first, and soon he will come in person to kill you gangsters!"

Only then did Li Xiaomin understand in his heart, and he was pleasantly surprised: "So it's not a real dragon, but a real deaf! Ha, I'm more at ease now. I thought there was a dragon behind the mouse, ox, tiger, and rabbit. It turns out it's deaf, so what's so scary about it!"

The mind is slightly relaxed, the deaf general has already activated the black air, and it is attacking this side, Li Xiaomin suddenly felt the pressure on his body increase, he was slightly startled, and suddenly saw a magic weapon flying out of the black air, slamming towards him Come.

Li Xiaomin looked intently, and couldn't help but be surprised: that magic weapon is obviously an ear, as big as a wheel, spinning around in the air, hitting Li Xiaomin fiercely, with black energy inside, if caught If it hits hard, I'm afraid it will cause internal injuries to him.

Li Xiaomin flew back in a hurry, and was about to sacrifice his newly refined magic weapon to fight, when suddenly he heard the lightning goddess screaming softly: "That's great, watch the lightning!"

Li Xiaomin looked down, and through the blindfold, he saw the beautiful girl in a beautiful Tang dress, with her back tightly leaning on her lower abdomen, and she stretched out her hands, pointing to the huge ears.

Two bolts of lightning shot out from her hand, flashed across the air, and hit the huge ear heavily. Immediately, the ear vibrated violently, flew backwards, and hit the monkey monster who had just got up with a bang. Hearing the scream of the monkey monster, he was hit and fell to the ground, and passed out on the spot.

On the huge ear, two big holes had been burnt out by the lightning, and it fell to the ground, trembling and twitching slightly, looking like a living thing.

The deaf demon didn't expect that the magic weapon he had been refining for many years was shot down by Li Xiaomin in a single encounter. He didn't even see his movements clearly. He only saw a flash of light between the cow's legs and knocked his magic weapon away. He couldn't help being frightened and angry , was about to sacrifice the second ear magic weapon, suddenly saw the lightning between the cow's legs again, and screamed in his heart that it was not good, and was about to escape, but it was too late, he was hit by the lightning, and his body flew backwards. He raised his head and screamed, and slammed into the cave heavily, making a violent collision sound, and there was no more sound after that.

Li Xiaomin was about to concentrate on giving him a hard blow, but before he could make a move, the Lightning Goddess had already rushed the deaf demon into the cave. She was slightly startled, focused on guard, walked into the cave, and looked at the white-haired demon again. The old demon was already icy cold, with a scorched black hole in his chest that ran from his chest to his back, his heart had been burnt through by lightning, and he was utterly dead.

Li Xiaomin sighed, and didn't dare to complain that the Lightning Goddess was too ruthless to keep alive, lest she get anxious and use the inner wall of the jade body to shock her penis, and then she can only hug her lower body and roll all over the ground; thinking of the outside world Another one stepped out, looked at the fainted monkey monster with a face full of pain, took out a rope, and tied it up firmly.

When the monkey demon woke up, he suddenly found that he was lying in a dungeon, his hands and feet were sealed with iron shackles, and there were spells on them. Even if he was a demon, he would never be able to escape from it.

In front of him, a teenager sat on a chair, looked at him, and sneered slightly.

It's not been a day or two since the monkey demon played monkey games in Jinling City, so he naturally recognized this person as the dog eunuch, and exclaimed loudly: "Let me go, let me go quickly! Otherwise, I will..."

Li Xiaomin smiled coldly, and said indifferently: "Otherwise, what will happen to you?"

The monkey demon groaned for a while, then suddenly said loudly: "If you don't let me go, I will cry!"

It did what it said, raised its head, and wailed loudly, crying until tears splashed, looking like a small fountain.

Li Xiaomin saw it interestingly, and secretly rejoiced: "Although this monkey is not strong, it still has this kind of ability. Even if it is taken to the street to play tricks, many people will watch it. We should hold a traveling exhibition for it!"

He caught the monkey general from the mountain and came back, locked him in the dungeon of the Dali Temple in the city, and just sat down in the palace, he was hugged and squeezed several times by the lightning goddess, and was almost beaten to death by this little goddess , It wasn't until his legs became weak that he knelt on the ground and couldn't get up, the lightning goddess was satisfied, flew up from him, and flew back to the ground like lightning.

When she came out, she could only rely on Li Xiaomin, who had a fate with her, to lead her out; when she went back, it was very convenient, as soon as she thought about it, she flew back immediately, and it didn't take a blink of an eye to go back and forth.

She went back to refine the large amount of true yang she had absorbed, but Li Xiaomin was limp and limp, slumped on the ground, looking at the direction where the lightning disappeared, lamenting that she had finally gone away.Otherwise, she would really kill her chick and take out all the eggs inside!

After being paralyzed for a long time, he returned to his palace with the support of several maids, and was served by those beauties.

It wasn't until after a night of recuperation that he left the palace and went to the dungeon to remove the sleeping spell cast on the monkey general, intending to torture him so that he could clearly understand the enemy's situation.

Seeing the monkey demon crying for a long time, Li Xiaomin couldn't bear his temper, walked over, kicked the monkey demon in the stomach, and said angrily: "Don't cry! Cry again, and you will gasp out your intestines!"

The monkey demon stopped crying and looked at Li Xiaomin in fear. Thinking of the tragic images of his former companions, his heart was shattered, but he did not want to show his timidity on the spot. He gritted his monkey teeth and said angrily: "I am the general of Dongshan Ghost King, the monkey general Yes! You want me to succumb, there is no way!"

Li Xiaomin found it interesting seeing it say so many things.In the past, when those monster generals were caught, they committed suicide without saying a word. This guy obviously didn't want to die after talking so much, so he didn't say anything at the moment. He just stood up, walked slowly in front of the monkey general, and stared at him intently. put.

Frightened by Li Xiaomin's eyes, the monkey monster looked at Li Xiaomin in horror, and tremblingly said: "Hey, what do you want, why do you always look at me?"

Li Xiaomin raised his hand slowly, landed on the monkey monster's shoulder, stroked its fluffy shoulder, and said with emotion: "I thought there were no tough monsters in the world, but I didn't expect you to be so strong! Well, since You have made up your mind, and I will not force you, so I will send you on your way, and your soul will be scattered, so that you can fulfill your brave reputation!"

The monkey demon turned pale with shock, before he could say anything, Li Xiaomin had already walked out and shouted: "Come on wine!"

The cell leader outside hurriedly delivered a jar of wine, bowed his head to apologize, and said that there is no good wine, if the adults want it, go buy it!

Li Xiaomin waved them to go out, don't come in, took up the wine jar, poured a bowl, walked up to the monkey monster, and said with emotion: "You are so stubborn, and you and I also feel sorry for each other, so I will respect you with a bowl, and send you away. , and then cut off your monkey head, gouged out your monkey brain, peeled your monkey skin, picked out your monkey bone, made a whole monkey feast, and gave it to the people all over the city to taste it!"

After all, he ignored the terrified and frightened expression on the monkey monster's face, brought the big bowl of wine to its mouth, squeezed its cheek hard, and poured the big bowl of wine into it!

The monkey demon was so choked that he coughed repeatedly, and tears came out. He finally drank the bowl of wine and almost choked to death.

With his eyes closed, he shed monkey tears silently, thinking of the tragic fate of the tiger general, even if he died, he would not be a whole body, and was eaten clean by the people in the city, thinking of such a tragic fate even if he fell on his own head, The monkey demon couldn't help crying, "I'm not an orangutan, don't spare me! I don't want to drink wine, so drink it yourself, and make drunk meat, use your own meat to make it!"

Li Xiaomin said with a smile: "My meat is sour, it's not tasty; what's more, we don't eat human flesh, we only eat monkey meat!"

As he spoke, he pulled out the crystal blade from his waist.

The monkey demon was shocked when he saw it, and said in a low voice: "Why did you take out the knife! Put it down quickly, that thing is very dangerous, if you accidentally touch the skin, it will be terrible!"

Li Xiaomin giggled, put the sword on the monkey monster's neck, shaved its monkey hair lightly, and asked curiously: "I heard that when you monkeys practice very well, you can pull out the hair on your body and turn into a monkey." Monkey, I don’t know if it’s true or not?”

The monkey demon sobbed in fright: "That is a famous monkey in ancient times, we can't compare it! Don't scare me, if you have any questions, just ask, I will tell you!"

Li Xiaomin put down his sword, and said with a smile: "Sure enough, you are a monkey spirit, you know what I want to ask! Then go ahead and tell me everything I want to know!"