A eunuch broke into the harem

In the Southern Tang Dynasty, the most honorable woman in the court was none other than Empress Zhou, who was the mother of the world.

Since the goddess of desire said that she needed Queen Zhou to increase her mana, Li Xiaomin kept her word and rushed to Queen Zhou's bedroom in the evening, planning to take her to see the goddess of desire.

But when I got there, I saw Queen Zhou dressed neatly, sitting on the side, sipping tea leisurely; beside her lap, there was a beautiful little girl with a look of attachment and a little bit of panic on her face. , Seeing Li Xiaomin's face changed even more, with a look of alertness on his face.

Li Xiaomin didn't expect to see her here, and felt a little awkward, but when he saw her small lips and slender hands, he couldn't help but blush slightly, and his breathing became a little unnatural.

Empress Zhou smiled lightly, gave him a look full of deep meaning, with a slightly apologetic look in her eyes, and said with a smile: "Li Qing's family, what's the matter after you came here so late?"

Of course Li Xiaomin can't say: "It's okay, I'm here to fuck you!" Although this kind of thing has become a tacit understanding, there is no need to talk to her, just push her down every day, but now that Princess Anping is in the way, you can't mess around. Come, I had to respectfully go up and said: "The minister has something to announce, but there is an urgent report from the northern border. There are some changes in the Northern Zhao army, so we must be on guard."

Empress Zhou nodded and smiled, "In that case, Zhong Shuling please sit down, come and serve tea!"

Princess Anping didn't wait for her to call, but rushed out and shouted, "I'm going to make tea!"

Empress Zhou smiled happily, she only said that her daughter has grown up, she knows to be polite to important officials of the country, or she has a good impression of Li Xiaomin, but Li Xiaomin knows that this is definitely not the case, and there is an ominous premonition in her heart, which quietly rises.

He sat at the head of Empress Zhou, and babbled about some political affairs, which were all told to him by the ghosts of his subordinates.Empress Zhou listened intently, interjecting from time to time and asking some questions. Fortunately, Li Xiaomin had a good memory and studied state affairs, so he could report them one by one without leaking anything. The ghost of the courtier asked clearly, and when he answered, naturally there would be no problem at all.

When the monarchs and ministers were asking and answering questions, they suddenly saw Princess Anping walking in with a tea tray, carefully placed it on the table, raised a cup to respect his mother, and brought another cup to Li Xiaomin, and said crisply: "Master Zhongshuling , please use tea!"

Li Xiaomin took it with a smile, bowed his head and sniffed it lightly, as if it hadn't been poisoned; he stretched out his mouth to taste it lightly, and it was salty as he thought, and he didn't know how many catties of salt were put in it. Take a big gulp, I'm afraid I'll spit out my disrespect in front of the empress on the spot.

Li Xiaomin thought to himself: "Well, even I dared to harm you. It seems that you didn't do enough last time, so I should just send you to the top!"

Princess Anping bit her cherry lips lightly, hid behind Empress Zhou and looked at him, also secretly thinking: "I have already hid this bad bastard at the Queen Mother's side, and he can still come here after me! Hmph, you The guy is really horrible, you don’t want to drink the salt you put in it, next time you really have to put some arsenic in your glass! But where is the arsenic sold? I’m going to go to the Royal Pharmacy to buy a few catties, I don’t know if they will Will you give it?"

Li Xiaomin put down his cup and said with a dry smile: "Thank you, Madam, for the tea. I've finished reporting my affairs, so I'm leaving!"

Empress Zhou watched him retreat, her eyes were full of apology, she looked down at the haunting little Anping beside her, sighed faintly, and said, "Anping, deliver Master Zhongshuling for me!"

Princess Anping obediently agreed, and sent Li Xiaomin out in a respectful manner, without turning back, and sent him to a small forest outside the hall, then turned around suddenly, and shouted: "Hey, you are here, you are here Looking for me, isn't it? Seriously, I've been hiding everywhere, and you can still find me!"

Li Xiaomin muttered in his heart: "Damn! I didn't come here to block you, who knew that you, a timid girl, hid with your mother, and hindered me from having fun with your mother!"

Princess Anping looked at his weird face, smiled slightly, and said crisply: "I know you will definitely block me at the door, and when I come out, you will arrest me for a random kiss, right?"

Li Xiaomin was aroused by what she said, so he just did what she wanted, hugged her, lowered his head, and kissed her on the lips, along the cheeks and neck, and kissed her breasts.

But in the belt, suddenly a small hand reached in, grasped his vitals, and squeezed hard.

Li Xiaomin stopped immediately and looked up at Princess Anping's delicate and beautiful Ruoxia's face, but because he held the handle in his hands, he did not dare to move rashly, and said in a deep voice, "Your Highness, what do you want?"

Princess Anping wrinkled her little nose, snorted softly, and said, "Don't you just want me to do that for you? Hmph, I'll just do it for you!"

With her nimble hands, she easily untied Li Xiaomin's belt, let his trousers fall to his feet, stretched out her hand to caress his trembling thing, gently grasped and twisted it slowly, and flicked it up and down, making Li Xiaomin feel like a cold wind , and began to gasp, dazed by her increasingly superb skills.

Princess Anping's slim body squatted down, squatting in front of him, and looked at his lower body with interest under the moonlight in the sky. Her shyness gradually disappeared, and her curiosity arose. Stimulating his desire, Li Xiaomin stood there dumbfounded, stretched out his hand, and stroked the blue hair on her head in a daze.

Princess Anping wrinkled her nose and avoided his hand, but her smooth and tender hands moved even more vigorously. Coupled with her delicate face and innocent eyes, Li Xiaomin, who had been firm on her mother for a long time, also endured. Unable to stop, the tiger's body shook, and then Princess Anping screamed loudly. The pure and beautiful face was stained with white stains, and even flowed between the lips. The red lips and white juice looked shocking. Heart.

Princess Anping was caught off guard, so angry that she burst into tears, grabbed Li Xiaomin's clothes, and wiped her face vigorously. Li Xiaomin only cared about the shock of the tiger's body, how could he have the strength to stop her actions?

Princess Anping wiped off the strange thing on her face vigorously, punched Li Xiaomin's crotch bitterly, turned around and fled, shouting as she ran: "Bad eunuch, I slept with the queen mother today, if you dare to mess with me again I, I will definitely tell my mother to cut off your head!"

Li Xiaomin was knocked to the ground by her as usual, watching her slender figure running away, slightly dazed.

He naturally knew that the little girl would not dare to tell Queen Zhou what happened just now, even if she told her it would be fine.It's just that his own desires seemed to be taken away by this little girl's soft and tender hands, which made him unable to cheer up for a while, and went to find her mother for fun, so he had to lower his head and sigh, waiting for the opportunity in the future, and then went to find the beautiful and charming girl. Empress Zhou helped Eros to escape from the powerful restriction.Anyway, she has been waiting for countless years, and she doesn't care about waiting a few more days.

Episode 2 Chapter [-] Mad Rat Rebellion

In a camp of the Ministry of War, on the martial arts arena, two teenagers were riding war horses, holding weapons, and were glaring at each other.

Off the court, a military officer of the Ministry of War watched them confront each other boredly, looked back at the empty examiner's seat beside him, and murmured in his heart: "The Zhongshuling Master Li couldn't excuse it again, so he left this one to me. That's okay. It’s nothing, he is Zhong Shuling, so naturally things are busy, but it’s a pity that he didn’t see this martial arts that looks like him!”

This time Enke, in addition to liberal arts, also has martial arts. The martial arts from all states in the Southern Tang Dynasty also came here after hearing the news, wanting to compete. If they are awarded the Wu Jinshi and join the army to serve, it will be even more glorious a shortcut.

Some candidates are Juren and Wujuren at the same time. They take both the literary test and the military test. Anyway, the two subjects are compared separately, and there is no conflict in time, but there is no delay in both.It seems that Li Bai who is playing now is also a Wen Juren. He just took part in the Wen test a few days ago, and now he has come to take part in the martial arts test. He is obviously an outstanding young man with all-round talents in both civil and military affairs.

The young man opposite him, about eighteen or nineteen years old, held a spear in his hand and glared at Li Bai. Feeling that the young man in front of him seemed not mediocre, he couldn't help feeling anxious.

Opposite him, Li Xiaomin, aliased as Li Bai, was not in a hurry, he patted his horse and circled slowly, dawdling with him, while trying to get familiar with how to use the pair of swords in his hand.

When choosing a weapon just now, the boy picked a spear first, and Li Xiaomin didn't want to choose the same weapon as him.Originally, he knew a little bit about all kinds of weapons, but when he saw a double-pronged sword beside him, he picked it up, waved it, he was still good at it, then got on the horse and danced the sword, and competed with the young man on horseback fighting skills.

This double-strand sword was in a Three Kingdoms novel he read on the Internet. Liu Bei often used this kind of weapon, which made him curious, so he picked it up and tried it to see if the double-strand sword was really easy to use.

I remember that novel. It was originally about a modern person who came to the ancient Three Kingdoms period and became Liu Bei, but met a more future person who came to the ancient Three Kingdoms period.

In that book, Liu Bei was originally a villain, competing with the protagonist.However, in Li Xiaomin's view, Liu Bei has nothing wrong with him. The battle between him and the protagonist is just a battle of different ideas. It's hard to say who is right and who is wrong.Therefore, he does not hate Liu Bei like other readers, but is full of sympathy for this tragic hero.

Now, brandishing the weapon commonly used by this tragic hero, recalling the plot in the "Three Kingdoms God of War", Li Xiaomin was a little distracted, suddenly the wind rang, and the boy shouted and stabbed straight with his gun!

If this spear is aimed at other people, they might be in a hurry, but Li Xiaomin didn't care. With the sword in his left hand, he drew the tip of the spear aside, and stabbed with the sword in his right hand, straight to the boy's left shoulder. .

The young man showed shock, and returned his gun to resist. The two horses circled and fought together.Li Xiaomin didn't use any strength at all, he just waved his two swords lazily, doing warm-up exercises with the boy.

But in the eyes of that young man, it was a completely different matter.But when he saw Li Xiaomin's sword coming out like the wind, his casual move was an extremely exquisite move, which made the boy amazed. He was almost swept by the sword several times, and was so frightened that he broke out in cold sweat several times.

After fighting for a while, Li Xiaomin also felt bored. With a little thought, he swung his sword to remove the force of the spear, pressed slightly, and picked it up with the other hand, easily knocked off the boy's helmet, and then reined in his horse. hand, no longer pursue.

That young man was also knowledgeable, dismounted from his horse and bowed, with shame on his face, admitting defeat.

Seeing that the winner was already divided, the generals on the sidelines called the two of them over to register their number plates, and Li Xiaomin had won the game.

Just now he has gone through the archery competition, all the arrows hit hearts, got a perfect score in the test, and won a few random games, he is already eligible to enter the re-examination, so he gave up fighting, called it a day and went home, waiting for some time to issue an order , called himself to participate in the re-examination of the martial arts field.

After leaving the door of the martial arts arena, a gust of cold wind blew in, making Li Xiaomin's body a little chilly after sweating, and wanted to find a place to take a bath and feel comfortable.

After taking a few glances at the street, he suddenly remembered that the two beauties in his golden house, Concubine Yun and Lan'er, lived at the end of this street, in a large mansion.If you want to take a bath, why not go to their place, and by the way, you can comfort their lonely hearts.

He patted his horse and walked forward, and just halfway there, he suddenly felt something was wrong. He heard some strange voices next to him, raised his eyes and turned his head, looking to the side.

There was a hissing sound, and swarms of rats rushed out of a gutter beside the road, scurrying crazily on the street, scaring passers-by on the road, screaming loudly, I don’t know why this happened suddenly .

This group of mice, all with red eyes, seemed to have gone mad, biting anyone they saw, a few passers-by were slow to hide, surrounded by the group of mice, jumped on their bodies, swarmed up, biting and screaming Hissing wildly, he ran away with big strides, but within a few steps, he was bitten off by a mouse, fell to the ground, and his whole body became like a blood cell.

Riding on the horse, Li Xiaomin was surprised when he saw this group of mice, but he saw that this group of mice was so ferocious, he was afraid that they were the mice that the mouse monster said were under the mad mouse curse.

He also secretly paid attention to what he had said to the rat demon, and ordered his subordinate ghosts to carry out rat extermination activities in Jinling City.However, the ground below the city is very strange, below three feet, there is a yin qi that is overwhelming, even the ghosts can't stand it, they tremble in fear, and they don't want to wander down to kill the rats.Although those mice are also afraid of Yin Qi, they can sneak below three feet. Therefore, although a large number of mice were hunted and killed by ghosts, there are still a large number of them that have not been killed.At this moment, under the influence of the Mad Rat Curse, they all ran away and bit people everywhere.

Li Xiaomin was thinking about it, when he suddenly saw the group of mad rats running towards the horse, and bit the horse's hoof.

Li Xiaomin was startled, how could he let them bite his mount?

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He murmured the mantra in his mouth, shouted loudly, and a golden light radiated from his body, spreading all over the place. The mice were shocked by the golden light and flew out, and they could no longer approach his mount.