A eunuch broke into the harem

The monkey general's tail was so painful from being trampled on just now, and now that he flicked it, it was even more painful. His heart was full of anger, but he didn't dare to vent his anger on the powerful bull general, so he kicked up the mouse in front of him. , said angrily: "It's a shame! Why let it play the first battle first!"

The rat's fat body was kicked into the air, then fell heavily, and fell into a ball on the ground.

It struggled to get up, turned back and glared at the monkey general, clenched its fangs, and squeezed out a sentence: "Monkey, you must be looking for trouble, aren't you?"

The monkey general said angrily: "Nonsense! I am not asking for trouble. I am teaching you in the heart of brotherhood, lest you make a wrong step, and one mistake will cause eternal hatred..."

Before he finished speaking, he saw General Rat with an angry face, put his hand into his mouth, and let out a piercing scream!

In the blink of an eye, sharp mouse heads protruded from the caves on the ground, chirping and chirping, and sending information to each other in the rat language.

Hou Jiang's expression changed slightly, he took a step back, and said angrily, "Mouse, what do you want? Will I be afraid of you if I ask for help?"

The Rat General glared at him, stretched out his hand, pointed forward, and squeaked loudly, seeing the mice all over the ground, they quickly jumped out of the hole, followed the Rat General's gestures, and rushed towards the Monkey General frantically!

Even though the monkey was big, it couldn't help being rammed by hundreds of mice and fell to the ground. A large group of mice stood on it, and they swung small mouse fists, hitting the monkey general hard!

The biggest mouse from earlier jumped over when it saw that its fellow clansman performed the feat in one fell swoop. First, he cast a spell, which made the monkey general weak, and then ordered the subordinate mice to grab one of its monkey fingers, so that the monkey general would not be able to knead the magic formula. Cursed, he jumped on the monkey's head, swung his old fist, and smashed it hard on the monkey's head.

It was afraid that the Dongshan ghost king would blame it, so it didn't dare to hurt the monkey general with its sharp rat teeth. It just led a large number of subordinates and swung the mouse fist to hit it on the head, cursing while beating, and sometimes jumped up and slammed on the monkey's head. Step on to vent your anger.

Being hit by hundreds of thousands of small fists, even a monkey much bigger than a mouse couldn't stand it, the pain was so sore all over the body, and it kept crying, and was pushed to the ground by the group of big mice on the spot. I was beaten unconscious.

The faces of the three demon generals in the back all changed color, and they couldn't help but took a few steps back, watching the fight in a daze. They didn't expect that the generals who had always been sneaky and hiding underground would have such a strong temper and ability.

The mouse general rode on the monkey's head and beat it violently. He vented his anger at being bullied by his friends for a while, and he jumped up and raised his arms and shouted: "Long live the ghost king of Dongshan! For the ghost king of Dongshan, we can throw our heads, Sprinkle your blood, keep going, go! Knock down anyone who dares to be our enemy!"

Pride and ambition, like a raging fire, burned in his little heart.The mouse will jump up wildly, look at the sun and raise its arms and shout, soaring to the sky with high ambitions!

It turned around slowly, glared at a few fellow demon generals who were standing dumbfounded, snorted coldly, turned around and strode towards Jinling City, roaring loudly as it walked: "Since the king sent me After doing this, I must dress up for the king to repay his kindness! Even if I am smashed to pieces, I will never regret it!"

Those mice stood upright on their hind legs, watching them generously walking towards the leader of the human city, the little mice couldn't help but burst into tears!

This lofty arrogance affects not only the mice.The demon generals next to him were also deeply touched and thoughtful.

Among them, the one who was most touched was Tiger General.Hearing the audacious words of General Shu, he couldn't help shaking his body. He raised his eyes and looked into the distance, only to see that under the bright red sun, that tiny figure looked so majestic, and even faintly exuded the aura of a king. . . .

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In Jinling City, inside a private house, there was the sound of a woman crying sadly.

A Toutuo walked slowly to the private house, looked up, but saw that the private house was also a high-rise compound, obviously a wealthy family.It's just that there is a white banner hanging in front of the door, and it looks like a funeral is going on.

The young Toutuo shook his head and sighed, stepped forward, knocked on the door lightly, and raised his voice, "Excuse me, is there anyone inside?"

The crying inside gradually subsided and stopped for a while, the courtyard door opened, and a beautiful woman came out to open the door, her eyes were red and swollen, she looked carefully at the Thutuo, and asked, "Master, what is your business here?"

That Tutuo raised his hand to brush away the messy hair covering his face, and carefully looked at the woman who opened the door.But seeing that this woman is wearing plain makeup and heavy filial piety, she seems to be in her twenties.

On her head, the blue silk cloud temples are black and shiny, with a white ribbon tied on top of her hair, which is slightly loosened because of crying, and there is a white flower on her hair bun.

At this time, her beautiful big eyes were already red and swollen like peaches from crying, but they looked even more pretty and delicate, which aroused pity.

Toutuo clasped his palms together, bowed to salute, and said in a gentle voice, "Madam, is this the home of Layman Xu Xian? The poor monk had a relationship with layman the day before yesterday, and he passed by Jinling today, so he came here to pay a visit."

Hearing her deceased husband's name, the filial beauty's eye circles turned red again, she tried her best to suppress the urge to shed tears, and said in a trembling voice: "Master Cheng is concerned, my husband's fate is poor, he passed away five days ago."

Toutuo said in surprise: "It's true! When I saw Layman Xu Xian, I felt that he had a dark face, as if he was haunted by evildoers, so I kept thinking about it. I didn't expect to find out that something happened to him when I came here today! I don't know if he can be buried. no?"

The beautiful woman with filial piety hid her face and cried: "I haven't been buried yet. Only after seven days will the burial ceremony take place."

Toutuo Heshi sighed and said, "Since that's the case, may Madam allow the little monk to go in and have a look and salute to layman Xu Xian's spirit seat?"

The woman with plain makeup had red eyes, nodded in agreement, and led him into the mourning hall.

Toutuo raised his eyes to watch, but he saw white banners hanging everywhere in the mourning hall, a miserable scene.But there was no one else in the room, only the woman, who was keeping watch here.

In front of the spirit tablet, Toutuo bowed together and murmured a scripture to save Xu Xian. He hoped that he would go to reincarnation as soon as possible, and he must not stay in the world and become someone else's light bulb.

With his magic power, even if Xu Xian died wronged and stayed in Jinling Yin as a wronged ghost, he could easily escape him and be reincarnated.What's more, Xu Xian has already died of illness, and the ghosts may have been taken away by black and white impermanence. He may have been reincarnated as a human being long ago. He recited this scripture just to do his best, just in case.

The woman with plain makeup stood aside, seeing it sadly, she couldn't help covering her face and crying.

Toutuo finished reading the scriptures, turned around and sighed: "Since I have come here, I have met Madam, it must be predestined relationship. Dare I ask Madam, but is the surname Bai, and the name taboo Shang Su Xia Zhen?"

Bai Suzhen's face was startled, she wiped her tears and asked in doubt: "How did the master know the girl's boudoir name, did your husband tell you?"

Toutuo nodded and smiled, and secretly sighed in his heart: "Sure enough, history still has its chances and inevitability. Bai Suzhen's marriage to Xu Xian is already predestined!"

Seeing his handsome face covered by messy hair, a trace of doubt suddenly flashed in Bai Suzhen's beautiful eyes, and she asked softly, "Master, what is the Dharma name, and which temple did you become a monk?"

Toutuo Heshi smiled and said: "The little monk lives all over the world, but he is just a lonely wandering monk. As for the dharma name, poor monk Fahai, please give me some advice!"

Bai Suzhen's face was shocked, she took a step back, and muttered: "Fa Hai?"

Toutuo nodded and smiled, and said in a deep voice, "Madam, are you a little surprised when you hear the poor monk's dharma name?"

Bai Suzhen's sad and beautiful face suddenly disappeared from grief and turned into ice-coldness. Looking at the young Toutuo, she smiled coldly and said indifferently: "I am surprised not because of the master's name, but because of the master's smile. Strange, it reminds me of someone!"

Toutuo remained calm, and said indifferently: "Oh? I don't know who the poor monk's smile reminds the lady of?"

Bai Suzhen sneered and said: "That man is a slick talker who only flirts with women! According to what I have heard, that man's smile is so evil, just like a master!"

Toutuo was startled, raised his head to look at this ice-snow-smart and beautiful woman, and suddenly laughed loudly: "My lady is really amazing, the first time I played Toutuo, you recognized me! It seems that I still don't look like it!"

There was a sneering smile on Bai Suzhen's lips, and she said calmly: "Although I don't see many traveling monks, it's the first time I've seen one dressed like an adult. Has anyone ever seen a pair of monks with shaved hair and a pair of monks?" Official boots?"

Li Xiaomin lowered his head, looked at the pair of official boots under the monk's robe, raised his head, and said innocently: "I ordered someone to order these boots, they are very comfortable! Why, is it wrong to want to wear them comfortably?" ?"

Bai Suzhen was at a loss for words, looked at the thick-skinned Lord Zhongshu Ling, and said calmly: "I am a widow, so it is inconvenient to entertain outsiders. If you have nothing else to do, please go back!"

Li Xiaomin hurriedly said: "Come on slowly! Of course I have other important matters. Judging from what you mean, your sister must have talked to you. How about it? Your sister intends to match us up. Do you have any opinions?"

Thinking of her sister's cry of grief and indignation, Bai Suzhen was ashamed and angry, and gritted her teeth: "My lord's words are wrong! Although my concubine is dull, I also know the truth of "a strong woman is not a second husband". Keep the chastity all your life, and never remarry again! What’s the reason for an adult to come to my widow’s door wearing Thutuo’s clothes and dressing up as a first-rank official?”

Li Xiaomin murmured: "Are you kidding me? There's no need to make a fuss about it!" Seeing Bai Suzhen's complexion, she didn't talk nonsense, and said bluntly: "I see that the lady is very beautiful, and she is a good match for the next official. Why don't we go back now?" In my mansion, what do you think of my wife's marriage?"

Bai Suzhen glared at the thick-skinned Mr. Zhongshuling, seeing that he seemed to be several years younger than herself, but he spoke in such a shameless way, and she didn't want to talk nonsense with him, so she turned around and picked up a mourning stick, gritted her teeth and said, "If my lord No matter how frivolous, don't blame the little girl for being rude!"

Li Xiaomin was startled, but couldn't help laughing, clapping his palms and laughing: "Okay, I'm frivolous, you are rude, we are really a match made in heaven!"

Before he could laugh a few times, the mourning stick came to his head. Li Xiaomin was caught off guard for a while, and he was hit on the head a few times, and he was directly kicked out of the door, and the door was closed tightly with a bang.

Standing outside the door, with disheveled hair, Toutuo rubbed the big bump on his head, and muttered: "I can't be kidding, if it wasn't for fear of hurting you, would I not fight back? Actually, I didn't mean that, It's just that I heard that there is a chaste woman here to see what's new, but she was treated rudely in the end! Don't care about you, it's important that I go back to my business! National affairs, you can't be sloppy at all!"

Lord Toutuo turned his head and left, knocking the wooden fish in his hand, raised his head, still looking complacent, walking on the street swaggeringly.Passers-by looked sideways, not knowing what to be proud of being a tutuo, why is this tutuo so proud of himself?

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