Rise of the Richest Man Reborn

Lu Yixuan was thrown into the sofa, before he could recover and sat up straight, good guy, I saw these three people standing side by side in front of the sofa, listening to 'plop', 'plop' , 'Plop' three muffled sounds.

The next moment, Lu Yixuan was stunned.

Old Qiao and his two partners actually knelt down on one knee in front of the sofa.

The three of them are all in the posture of a western knight salute?

They knelt down on one knee, supported their knees with one hand, thumped their left chest three times with one fist, and then changed into a posture with their arms outstretched, their palms facing the sky, and their heads at a 45-degree angle. In the sky, everyone is chanting words, and quickly speaks a series of strange languages ​​that they don't understand like chanting a spell.

Lu Yixuan was completely stunned!

What is the situation?

You three, what is going on here?

What the hell is this all about?

This weird etiquette, this weird language, please three of you, you are the big names in the technology industry who founded the famous Apple Computer Company, especially you, Joe, in the future, you will really be the entire technology industry Countless people regard him as the godfather of science and technology...

Uh, the godfather of technology?

Could it be...Could it be that the origin of those science and technology industry secret posts that were widely circulated on the Internet in the past life, the Apple logo that was bitten off...Oh my God, this can't be true!

In Lu Yixuan's mind, a magic post on the Internet that he had seen in his previous life suddenly appeared, which revealed the secret of Apple's half apple and the magic post of Western theocratic legends.

After a while, the three guys finished their mischief, patted their buttocks and stood up from the floor.

"Lu, just now you didn't refuse our pilgrimage at all!" Old Qiao smiled evilly.

"Wow, it's really great. We have made no fewer than ten meeting plans in advance, but we didn't expect that things would be so miraculous and smooth. Everything is actually being completed according to our best idea. Is this really true? Is it a sign from the gods?"

"Steve, Woz, honestly, I was originally an atheist.

But with all that happened just now, I now somewhat believe what you two guys are saying!

You are right, Lu is the most perfect gift God gave us... Oh, no, no, sorry I said something wrong, Lu is not our gift, Lu is now our Lord! "

Lu Yixuan finally straightened his body from the sofa.

You three bastards, you play tricks when you meet, right?

What the hell, Lao Tzu is the Lord you all serve together?Is Lao Tzu the God of the three of you now?

"Kneel down!" Lu Yixuan straightened his body, then glanced at the three of them with an extraordinarily majestic expression, and very bluntly gave an order to the three bastards who were fooling him.

"land?"

"crooked?"

"Wow, did you see that, the God we serve together has given us instructions..."

thump!

Wayne, the strongest among the three, spoke the most wordy, but his actions were the most exaggerated. He kneeled when he said he would kneel. This time, this guy actually knelt down to Lu Yixuan directly on his knees.

Fuck~~~

Lu Yixuan doesn't have the habit of being bowed and bowed at every turn, it will shorten his life!

He subconsciously moved away, and then stood up from the sofa, and then moved away from these three bastards who seemed to be a little out of order.

Whoosh!

But he didn't think about it, and before he could make a move, Wayne, who had clearly straightened his knees and knelt down, before his knees actually touched the floor, immediately seemed to be equipped with springs, swished, very lightly pop up...

Chapter 834

Chapter 834

When Wayne spoke, he stood up like a spring, and then he couldn't help but danced hippie disco with his hips and hips. This guy immediately drove the old Joe and Woz next to him, and instantly became a street kid. Like a bastard, the three big men started singing and dancing in the open space in front of the sofa.

The three of them are really in a state of being able to shake the sky.

It can be seen that they revealed their true temperament spontaneously, but they did not hide it at all.

Lu Yixuan, who was sitting on the sofa, felt like a fool at the moment, girl, are you crazy?Is this Lao Tzu dealing with three lunatics?

The joyful emotions of these three people are still very contagious.

This is at least one point, even though Lu Yixuan is still confused at the moment, at least his emotions are beginning to relax.

He seemed to have a little bit of a sign, these three guys must have come to ask for something, but it was obvious that they hadn't figured out how to show their cards with him.

But the joy of the three of them at least shows that Apple's business in North America has not undergone any major changes as they imagined.

But it's true, if the Apple company suffers drastic changes, how can three idiots be so coquettish?

Ugh!

The entrepreneurial youth army of the Meidi family is really full of vigor.

I saw with my own eyes that the leader of Qiao in his previous life was really like a street hippie, showing off his dancing skills by twisting his waist and swinging his hips in front of him. The degree of subversion of this image is really hard to describe!

But this is also very good!

It is precisely because they are a group of young entrepreneurs who are full of vigor and vitality, Apple Computer Technology will make great achievements in the future, will it get better and better?

"Hey, old Joe, you three guys, although I still don't know what you guys are laughing at, but I want to say one thing, the disco moves you danced are really OUT!"

Lu Yixuan decided to ignore the so-called truth for now.

Since you don't say anything, I don't bother to ask again, let's see who can't help it first.

As he spoke, he stood up from the sofa, and under the incredulous eyes of the three of them, he performed a set of moonwalk mechanical dance moves.

When playing this set of moves, I couldn't help but think of the king of heaven, MJ.

To be honest, after I brought MJ, the king of heaven, to Xiangjiang, I introduced him to the young artist team of Universal Pictures. After that, I was like herding sheep, and I never cared about MJ, the king of heaven. Where did he go now? Neither is very clear.

He couldn't help but feel a little stunned.

Isn't it a bit too irresponsible for me to kill and not bury him?

"Wow, my dear Lu, I can't imagine that your dancing skills are so good!"

"Oh my god! I remembered, MJ's new MV video has such a song and dance show, just such dance moves..."

"Hehe, to tell you the truth, I taught MJ this set of moves. For an excellent singer like MJ, if you see me, you have to call me teacher!"

Lu Yixuan had an expression as if you were only so knowledgeable, and his eyes did not hide his contempt at all.

Pretend, I will see how long you can pretend, talk to me about singing and dancing, right?I still have to chat with Lao Tzu, but I just don't intend to get into the topic, right?

Asshole stuff!

I figured out that you came to beg me!

Old Qiao, you are really not authentic enough this time!Cover up, play charades, let Lao Tzu beg you to speak up and explain your intentions?

Fatty Wayne among the three is obviously the most cunning guy. He seized the opportunity and looked like he completely forgot about other things. The practice was in full swing.

But, Mr. Qiao and Woz, the two guys, obviously couldn't hold back their expressions.

Woz made an excuse to get everyone coffee!

The leader of Joe's gang also imitated a few new dance moves, but it is obvious that the old Joe has no talent in dancing skills, and the elderly disco who twists his waist and hips can barely play well. He really couldn't grasp the essentials of the movements, how to switch the movements of his feet, and he couldn't do it a few times, and he almost fell to the ground.

So after practicing a few times, he simply stopped, shrugged his shoulders, and watched Wayne show off his enthusiasm for learning awkwardly.

"Old Joe, why don't you practice?

Giving up halfway is not a good quality, come on, keep going, if you can't learn this dance move today, I will never forgive you, and you don't want me to promise anything.

Listen clearly, no matter what kind of tricks you are here today.

After all three of you have mastered this set of dance moves, and you have to pass my exam, I will not pay attention to your real intentions here! "

Lu Yixuan still didn't hold back, especially when he saw the leader of Qiao's gang standing aside awkwardly scratching his ears and cheeks, he immediately thought of playing tricks, and instead assigned the three of them such a task.

Old Qiao's expression suddenly became ugly: "Oh, God, dear Lu, you can't torture me like this, I will go crazy!"

Woz came from the side with coffee, and said excitedly: "Ha, Lu's idea is good, you will be fine, old Joe. The three of us formed a band in school, but unfortunately we couldn't stick to it. I would like to take this opportunity to reunite with my original dream, but this time our group must have a new name to be explosive!"

Wayne also slapped his hands and echoed loudly: "Okay, okay, how about calling this group the New Beatles?"

Lu Yixuan brought a cup of coffee from Woz, took a sip, resisted the urge to roll his eyes wildly, what kind of stupid name, can you be a little creative?

"I've been tired from catching a plane for a day, the three of you continue to discuss, don't disturb my rest for the time being, I'll watch TV and rest for a while..." I decided not to participate in the discussion of these three guys who are a bit out of the ordinary, very politely pointed out Pointing to another room, indicating to the three of them to go to another room first, Lu Yixuan turned on the TV in the living room, then sat down on the sofa with hot coffee to rest.

He was really tired, last night he was attacked by Beauty Guan for a night of retaliation, and he really went to the sky a few times, anyway, he fell asleep in the early hours of the morning.

Then he was still asleep, but there was another summoning call from the capital, and he rushed back non-stop.

Along the way, there was really no chance to catch my breath.

At first, I thought that something big and earth-shattering really happened, but after seeing these three guys, they just half-hidden that they had something to say, and they are not happy to talk about it, let's play!

Chapter 835

Chapter 835

"The latest news from our station's overseas correspondents, the latest sci-fi blockbuster film "The Matrix" by Xiangjiang Universal Pictures, which has attracted much attention from the Chinese people, has recently been screened in the iMax giant screen theater in North America jointly with the overseas distribution partner Sony Pictures. Once the film is released, The market response has been unprecedentedly enthusiastic, North American citizens are empty-handed just to get a small movie ticket, and the new film of Universal Pictures has once again won great glory for Chinese film and television production in the market..."

It's really Qiao'er's mother who died and the only daughter, Qiao'er died!

Lu Yixuan was extremely bored at first, and he didn't want to watch Lao Qiao and the three play awkwardly, so he turned on the TV without thinking about watching any TV programs in particular.

Anyway, the current TV station, the lack of program content is unimaginable, and this is also a fact that there is no way around it.

But I really didn't expect that when I turned on the TV, the news broadcast happened to be broadcasting, and the news that the announcer just happened to be broadcasting with great emotion was the overseas cooperation between Universal Pictures and Sony Video.

On the TV screen, I saw crowds of people in the streets of North America, but they all just wanted to buy a ticket for the iMax giant screen theater.

To be honest, this scene really made Lu Yixuan feel dazed, and his heart was full of emotions.

The people of American imperialism are also living in dire straits!

For a small movie ticket, the people of the United States also have to feel the madness of tens of thousands of people queuing up for tickets. This kind of feeling really makes people...

"Whoa, this is our local news story in California!"

"It's crazy! It's just crazy!"

"Lu, dear Lu, have you seen it, have you seen it now, you should know by now, why the three of us rushed to Huaxia Capital City like burning our butts to find you!"

Old Qiao and the three were haunted by ghosts. When they saw the news reports on TV, although they couldn’t understand what the announcer was saying, the familiar city and the crazy crowd on the screen moved the three of them very much. .

Lu Yixuan spread his hands: "I'm sorry, I didn't understand the purpose of your coming to Beijing. Aren't you coming to Huaxia to invest and set up a factory?"

Three bastards!

At this point, you are still secretive, and you still refuse to explain the situation happily, who the hell wants to guess your whereabouts.

I'm really tired, my waist is still sore, I want to find a place to enjoy the horse killing chicken service, who the hell is in the mood to play this kind of guessing game, you are not three big horses.

"Lu, dear Lu, you are our Lord, you can't leave us alone!"

"Yes, yes, yes, dear Lu, although Wayne and I have never met or dealt with you before, after we heard about you from Old Joe, we are right You have been fascinated for a long time! Facts have proved that you are the Lord we serve together, are you really going to abandon us?"

"land……"

"Tear down—"

Lu Yixuan really couldn't stand this kind of guessing and guessing. He stood up resolutely, stepped forward and turned off the TV with a snap, and stared impatiently around the three of them, "Old Qiao, tell me , What the hell problem did you encounter? The purpose of your coming to the capital city of Huaxia, if you don’t really want to set up a factory in China, then what is the purpose of you calling me back from Xiangjiang in such a desperate way! Enough of your guessing way of talking, when did you North Americans learn this stupid way of talking under cover?"

It broke out!

Still can't stand it!

Still lost control of his emotions all of a sudden, completely broke out!

Old Qiao was tongue-tied, with a surprised expression on his face!

Woz also had a worried expression on his face, obviously he didn't expect that Lu Yixuan would suddenly lose control and get angry.

Wayne danced and danced, as if he wanted to use some funny moves to relieve the suddenly embarrassing and sensitive atmosphere, but he gave up struggling before he could do this move, obviously he was very puzzled why Lu Yixuan was angry.

Lu Yixuan spread his hands: "I'm sorry, I came to see you because I was really tired, but you look like this, do you really want to discuss business? You are a group to play a tricky game, right? But I'm sorry, except with the boss Besides Joe, I really just met the two of you for the first time. I am very happy that you can treat me as a friend, but I really don’t have the energy to guess the real purpose of your visit here. Girlfriend sucks, has another day to catch a plane today, and then comes here to hear about your bad mood, you bastards...God, I'm so sorry! If you still haven't figured out how to talk to me, let me go back It would be a better idea to get a good night's sleep first.

So let's do it first! "