Murray nodded in satisfaction; the warm-up alone had taken quite a bit of time.
[It seems Arthur isn't a bad guy, just too reckless and lacking in manners.]
If we want to put this guy back in power in the future, we'll have to give him a good talking-to.
Once the audience had finished laughing, Murray pressed his advantage and continued to bring up new topics.
"I know you're a comedian."
"Have you accumulated any new material?"
"Want to tell us a joke?"
The entire audience erupted in applause! Arthur was having so much fun, which made them incredibly excited.
"Is it okay? Heh~"
【"OK."】
Arthur smiled shyly, then, without ceremony, pulled out his diary from somewhere behind him.
The audience became excited again as they looked at Arthur's diary.
[Arthur was also holding a similar diary in a previous video.]
Before he could even finish telling a joke, he ended up laughing uncontrollably!
Although his jokes are incredibly boring, it would be quite amusing to hear Arthur's awkward, toe-picking laughter live.
Of course, some viewers are still hoping that Arthur will deliver some funny jokes.
[After all, only a small percentage of the audience actually saw Arthur's performance; many still believe this was a promotional tactic by Arthur and Murray.]
Regardless of the type of audience, everyone's anticipation for Arthur's actions was at its peak!
"I just want to know, where did Arthur put his notebook?" (Under One Person World, Zhang Chulan)
“Yeah, there were no traces when he was dancing and being chased by the detectives. It was taken out from behind…” Take my brother away from the world, Shi Miao.
"Ahem, Shi Miao, you should go do your homework!" Take my brother away from the world, Shi Fen.
"Brother, are you confused?! Where did I get homework from?!" Take my brother away from the world, Shi Miao.
"Hey! What are you talking about?! I don't understand! I don't understand!" Genshin Impact world, Fryna.
"I'm disgusted! Please use your brains! How could something this big possibly fit inside!" (Wang Lu, from the world of Spirit Sword Mountain)
"I can't get in, no matter how I think about it, I can't get in!" Paimon in the Genshin Impact world.
"Oh? It seems Paimon knows a lot~" Genshin Impact world, empty.
"Paimon...Paimon doesn't know, Paimon doesn't know anything, haha, Paimon is tired, Paimon is going to sleep now." Genshin Impact world, Paimon.
"No way, could it be that it's not an ordinary world after all, and has something like a storage ring?" (Battle Through the Heavens world, Xiao Yan)
"Hey, isn't there a saying that goes, 'After eliminating all the impossibilities, the only one left, no matter how outrageous, is the ultimate truth'?" Genshin Impact, Venti.
"No way! You idiot! Is that how you use that phrase?" - Detective Conan world, Conan Edogawa.
(Look how angry Conan's boyfriend is, he's even swearing (?乛v乛?))
Murray was also greatly surprised that Arthur could stir up the audience's emotions without saying a word.
However, Murray has been a host for so many years; he's seen it all.
[During the brief pause while Arthur was flipping through the book, he naturally struck up a conversation with the audience.]
"He has a book."
"A whole book of jokes."
Murray pointed at Arthur's actions and said, feigning surprise.
Indeed, for actors, being able to speak without a script should be a basic skill!
[Especially those actors who can appear on Murray's talk show are undoubtedly top-notch comedy masters!]
[A comedian as clumsy as Arthur, who needs to flip through a book to tell a joke, is someone audiences have never seen before.]
And Arthur actually seemed genuinely serious about telling them jokes.
The contrast is so striking! It has left many viewers amazed!
However, this novel experience made it even more interesting for them!
Murray was also amazed.
The person who invented Arthur was a genius!
As Arthur's hands continued to turn the pages, he finally stopped at a particular page.
That day was the day he saw someone die in the street.
[The very center of the diary entry was written in bold, eye-catching strokes.]
I only hope that my death will be more meaningful than my life.
Gazing at this bold and vibrant stroke, Arthur fell into deep thought.
This is definitely going to be a massive death event!
This will usher in a brand new era!
[But time waits for no one, and Arthur was still lost in his own world.]
Murray, however, was getting impatient, noticing that the audience's laughter had stopped.
Arthur remained silent, staring at his worn-out diary, so Murray had to speak up and remind him.
"Take your time, we have the whole night."
[With the audience's expectations rekindled, Arthur also snapped out of his thoughts.]
[I randomly flipped to a page in my diary and read aloud a joke I had once written.]
"Okay, here's one."
As he spoke, Arthur couldn't help but chuckle.
[It was just a light chuckle, not an uncontrollable burst of laughter, which disappointed many viewers.]
Ignoring the audience's negative reaction, Arthur continued telling his jokes.
["Is anyone there? Is anyone there?"]
"Holy crap! No way! I clearly remember Arthur telling this joke when he was home last time, and then he performed a suicide prank. Arthur wouldn't really want to commit suicide on the show, would he?" Huang Shaotian, The King's Avatar World.
"It doesn't make sense! Why would Arthur commit suicide? Why? Why? Shouldn't he be seeking revenge? Murray is right in front of him, and he even has a gun in his hand. Why would he commit suicide?" - Huang Shaotian, The King's Avatar World.
"Could it be that Arthur didn't actually want to kill Murray, but rather wanted to ruin Murray's show?" Huang Shaotian, The King's Avatar World.
"Indeed! If this show featured a bloody incident like suicide, the ratings would probably plummet, and Murray would likely find it difficult to start another show this popular again." - Huang Shaotian, the full-time troublemaker.
"Captain! Captain, Captain, Captain, Captain! Am I right? Am I right? Am I right?!" Huang Shaotian in The King's Avatar world.
"Hey, stop spamming the screen! What if people in other worlds think everyone in our world is a chatterbox like you?" - Ye Xiu, The King's Avatar world.
"Heh~ Shao Tian's words make sense. Looking at this sentence again now, the handwriting is indeed somewhat different." Yu Wenzhou, The King's Avatar World.
"No way! The clown went through all that trouble just to commit suicide!" Huang Shaotian, The King's Avatar world.
Chapter 138 Arthur self-destructs, that's right, I am the wolf!
Arthur was still waiting for the audience's reaction when Murray's teasing voice reached his ears first.
"You need to look it up in a book to tell this joke?"
The audience erupted in laughter once again, this time even the guests on the sidelines laughed.
"Splash! Splash!"
[Applause and cheers continued!]
But this was no longer the effect Arthur wanted; he was waiting.
"I don't want to say the wrong thing."
Arthur responded calmly, then continued speaking.
["Is anyone there? Is anyone there?"]
"Who is it?"
[Morry chimed in, his playful voice clapping against Arthur's serious face, which elicited another burst of laughter.]
[Or rather, it's quite interesting that Arthur keeps getting interrupted by Murray despite having a serious expression on his face.]
This feeling is like a teacher lecturing in a rigid, methodical way.
[Suddenly, you see a classmate stand up and give the bald, spittle-flecked teacher on stage a passionate French kiss!]
Oh! Shit! This feels amazing!
Arthur understood their feelings, of course, but he was planning a big surprise for the audience!
It's like watching that person and the teacher having a passionate kiss, and you were cheering just a second ago.
The next second, a white thread suddenly appears in front of your eyes, and a pair of reading glasses are staring intently at you, while you hear bursts of laughter from your classmates!
【Sudden!】
You feel something moving in your mouth!
[Wow! It's stretchy!!]
[Ugh!] (Please aim and vomit here!)
Of course, Arthur's joke wasn't that disgusting; it was just a metaphor.
"We are police officers, madam."
"Your son was hit by a drunk driver."
"He's dead!"
At the end, Arthur couldn't help but chuckle.
However, the entire room fell silent, and everyone even felt a sticky sensation in their mouths for a moment.
[A chorus of boos followed!]
Arthur really gave them a huge mess!
They assumed this was Arthur's style, that another heavyweight comedy star would emerge on Murray's talk show stage, but Arthur gave them a harsh slap in the face!
This guy really can't be funny at all!
[The previous video was actually real!]
[This is Murray's talk show, the biggest live talk show in the city!]
[Here, a comedy star can be created overnight!]
[It can also tag everyone in an instant.]
Now, Arthur is incapable of comedy, humor, or anything but low-brow dark humor—that's his defining characteristic!
Even the accompanying musicians played a failed note with their horns.
"Oh no! No, no, no! You can't joke about that."
Dr. Sally finally couldn't hold back any longer and spoke up.
She was already angry because Arthur had forcibly kissed her, and now, hearing Arthur use someone's death as a joke, she shouted angrily at him.
"Yes, that's not funny, Arthur."
Murray also began to criticize Arthur, which also served to appease Dr. Sally; a guest's outburst is a significant negative impact on the show.
[My God, this is a joke. It seems this guy really has no comedic talent and doesn't even know what a joke is.]
[I was actually considering whether to let him do another episode, I'm crazy! Now I should be thinking about letting this guy record half an episode and then getting rid of him!]
What a hellish joke!
After criticizing Arthur, Murray quickly explained to the audience, or rather, to the viewers watching the live broadcast on television.
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