Watching the movie! It brought a small shock to the heavens!

Today, let's start doing celebrity world. Qin Ya: "Constantine was already full of mystical charm, walking between the realms of the living and the dead, making people unconsciously want to explore his secrets. Now, this quality is even more explosive! Constantine could totally debut right now!"

In the world of Hundred Demon Records, Tao Yao said, "Most of the previous characters gradually entered our hearts. Originally, I always felt that Constantine's movie lacked a 'explosive' moment and didn't leave a deep impression, but..."

In the world of The King's Avatar, Ye Xiu said, "Hehe~ I'll probably unconsciously think of this incredibly handsome man whenever I smoke in the future."

In the Fruit Warriors world, Pineapple Snowflake exclaimed, "This is incredible! This is incredible! Maybe Constantine's final score will increase by several points because of this scene!"

In the Resident Evil universe, Carlos Oliveira exclaims, "I can't take it anymore! I'm going crazy if I don't get a bite soon!"

In the world of Under One Person, Xu Si: "Hiss... Hoo! Nicotine's redemption~"

In the world of Kuiba, Manji exclaimed, "Wow! Everyone seems to have suddenly gotten excited!"

Constantine World, President of the Tobacco Company: "Holy shit... Holy shit!!!"

Constantine World, Tobacco Company Operator: "...Boss, boss!!"

Constantine World, Tobacco Company President: "Don't speak! Stay calm...stay calm..."

The tobacco company president's face turned red in his office.

Looking at Constantine's figure in the sky, the president's eyes were practically sparkling with hearts!

Satan lighting a cigarette! That's Satan lighting a cigarette!!

Who else?! I'm asking you, who else?!

Just kidding!

Lord of Hell!

Noodles!

Actually, as you watch further, you'll realize that Constantine didn't go to hell because he got lung cancer from smoking.

The real reason is most likely the 'suicide' committed by the other person when they were still young.

But there's no way around it; Constantine was practically smoking non-stop from the start of the movie, and coupled with his 'inevitable death buff,' it's hard not to have some doubts...

The tobacco company's stock, which had always been rock-solid, has surprisingly declined!

It's only been a short time since we watched the movie, yet it's already had a substantial impact!

If this continues, what will become of us?!

Does the CEO even want to continue working?

The CEO also tried paying online trolls to start surfing the internet, but with little success...

Faced with the threat of 'going to hell,' those guys all adopted a 'don't listen, don't listen, it's just like a turtle chanting scriptures' attitude...

Dog day!

How many people can meet the almost harsh rules for getting into heaven?

Fortunately, it was later revealed that Constantine was destined for hell because he had committed suicide.

At this point, the situation finally improved somewhat...

However, due to lung cancer and initial 'stereotypes', the CEO had already prepared for a significant stock price loss...

He had even planned that after the movie ended, he would immediately order all tobacco and liquor stores to put up signs that read "Constantine and dogs not allowed!"

And then what did he see?!

Satan, the lord of hell, is lighting a cigarette for that bastard Constantine!

Oh my god~ Did I just say bastard?

What a sin! How could I speak of my dear father like that?

As a world-class entrepreneur, even without his own intelligence network, the screen above was constantly flooded with messages like "Kang Bao is so handsome, love me~" "I want to have your babies~" "I really want to be exorcised by President Kang" and similar comments that never stopped!

It's no exaggeration to say that Constantine has quickly amassed a large following thanks to his identity as an exorcist and his unique, mysterious aura that allows him to straddle the line between heaven and hell!

Even the president himself had to admit that Constantine and Satan's exchange of a knowing smile just now...

Thump thump... (heartbeat sound)

Damn! How can a man be this handsome!

That's totally me! Cough cough...

In short, although the stock data for the next phase has not yet been released, the CEO can already foresee it.

Those stocks that plummeted are about to experience a crazy surge!

What man could resist such temptation?!

Even cadres can't withstand this kind of test!

"I'm fine~"

The man in white smiled slyly, looking at the man before him who made his mouth water.

【"Click!"】

"Honey! There's a whole theme park in Hell waiting for you to explore!"

The man in white casually tossed the lighter aside and excitedly sat back down, gesturing wildly.

"You're so good to me."

After taking a couple of puffs of his cigarette, Constantine seemed to feel much better.

Upon seeing this, the man in white quickly composed himself.

The comedic performance is over; now it's time to get down to business.

"I don't think you'll make the same mistake twice."

【“…”】

Constantine remained silent, only letting the cigarette burn even brighter.

"You did this on purpose, didn't you?"

Even though no answer was heard, the man in white spoke with certainty.

"How are your family members?"

Constantine asked.

"Pretty good, busy, busy, busy, very busy, need a vacation, phew! Hmph~"

The man in white casually replied.

Is this guy still playing charades? This cunning con artist is always up to no good...

Honkai Impact 3rd, in the Railway World, Star: "Busy, busy~ It's good to be busy~"

In the world of "Covering the Sky," Ye Fan says, "The tree desires stillness, but the wind never ceases; the child wishes to care for his parents, but they are no longer there... Mom, I want to go home..."

In the Marvel universe, Deadpool says, "Goodness, I want to see that before the chubby kid dies! Hahahaha!"

"They say your child is a spitting image of you."

"Wow, like begets like!"

"He's in the next room."

"Boys are always mischievous."

The man in white raised an eyebrow and hooked Constantine's leg with his slimy, black foot.

Chapter 649 Lucifer's true love!

In the world of Cupid's Chocolates, Metata: "Huh... this isn't right, is it?"

In the world of To Love-Ru, Risa Momioka: "Tsk tsk tsk, that entire hell-themed amusement park...hehehe~"

My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute, Sena Akagi: "What an evil laugh!! Could Satan be one of Slaanesh's men too?!"

"With Gabriel."

"...Hiss~ Ha?"

The man in white bared his teeth, seemingly a little annoyed by the statement.

"That's really quite tasteless."

Gabriel? That bastard is one of the few guys who shares Constantine's views.

"They possess the spear of destiny."

Before the man in white could react, Constantine dropped another bombshell on him!

"...'They possess the spear of destiny'~ Hehehe~ Hehehe~"

The man in white repeated in a strange tone, laughing mockingly.

[Clearly, he felt this was another trick by Constantine.]

【"Pfft~ Hmph hmph hmph~"

Sorry, I couldn't help myself...

The man in white brought his face close to Constantine's, and upon seeing Constantine's calm face, his smile vanished instantly...

"Or is this just another one of your little schemes?"

[Clearly, the man in white understood the meaning behind Constantine's words perfectly. Chapter 17 of the Hell Bible—oh buddy, don't think the devil doesn't read books!]

"...You can go and see for yourself."

【“…”】

The man in white hesitated, now unsure whether Constantine was telling the truth or scheming.

"...You've waited for me for 20 years, Lucifer."

"...Why be afraid of waiting an extra 20 seconds?"

In the world of "The Genius Basic Law (Strawberry)", Ji Jiang says, "Lucifer? Isn't that Satan?"

In the world of Detective Conan, Heiji Hattori says: "Satan is the name of the 'original demon,' but in some Western countries, Lucifer and Satan are considered to be the same person."

In the world of The King's Avatar, Chen Guo exclaimed, "Waited for over 20 years? Good heavens, this is definitely true love!"

[A trick? A conspiracy? Or...the truth?]

"Roar!!"

Lucifer suddenly opened his mouth, poised to bite Constantine's head!

[Dark lines spread down his neck towards the wound!]

At this moment, with just a slight movement of his lips, he could easily devour Constantine's soul!

However… Constantine merely gritted his teeth and stared intently, without making the slightest move to dodge…

Has he really run out of ammunition and supplies?

"Hiss... Ha..."

[Feeling no sign of Constantine's resistance, Lucifer lightly touched Constantine's cheek with his tongue.]

Consider this a welcome gift from Hell Paradise~

[Instantly, Lucifer teleported to the door of the next room!]

【"Crack!!!"】

The tightly closed glass door shattered into countless fragments in an instant!

Lucifer's gaze pierced through the shards of glass, gradually settling on the two people alone in the room.

Gabriel, wielding the spear of destiny, poised to stab a human woman...

The spear of fate... is truly here...

Is Constantine telling the truth this time?

Or is this also part of his little plan?

However, in either case, Lucifer did indeed sense his son's presence residing within that human woman.