Eros Chocolate World, Metata: "What! I'm pregnant with Paimon in an empty belly!"

In the world of Corpse Brothers, Bai Xiaofei exclaimed, "Holy crap!"

My eldest brother's brain is a mess. Dongfang Xianyun: "Don't break the formation! What! Paimon said he won't let Kong give birth to her if Kong doesn't marry her!"

In the world of Fox Spirit Matchmaker, Bai Yuechu exclaimed, "Wh...Awesome!"

In the world of Under One Person, Zhang Chulan exclaimed, "That was fucking amazing! You completely outshone me!"

"Oh dear? What's wrong? Don't panic, please tell me slowly."

Hearing the commotion, three figures rushed out of the infirmary: Miss Siegwen, and two other humans, a man and a woman.

"This guy suddenly said he had a stomachache and felt nauseous, then collapsed to the ground and couldn't get up... I... I don't know what to do..."

"Cold limbs, twitching fingers, and a pale complexion... Could it be poisoning...?"

Paimon racked his brains and used every word he could think of, as if he'd say anything to the death if he didn't die!

"Don't worry, I'll get you to your hospital bed safely. Come on, hold onto my shoulders and walk forward slowly..."

[Higwen gently comforted Sora, slowly helping her to the bed.]

In the Honkai Impact 3rd Railway World, Su Chang said, "Ah~ Miss Sigwen, I feel like I'm sick too, I'm having a fit, and my stomach is throbbing."

In the Collapsed Starry Sky Railway World, Bai Lu says, "Oh! That sounds serious. Let me prescribe a remedy for you to tide you over... Three skewers of Qiong Shi bird, a bowl of Cosmic Fried Rice, honey-glazed meat, and spicy rabbit..."

In the Collapsed Starry Sky Railway World, Su Chang exclaimed, "No! Bunnies are so delicious, how can they be cute... um..."

Chapter 272 Paimon rubbed against him with a look of pure enjoyment.

"Waaah... Hang in there!"

Paimon kept wailing and howling to himself, leaving Kong speechless for a moment...

"...Thank you, I'm sorry."

[Kong was helped to bed by Hisewen, looking like she was about to give birth.]

"It's alright, sick people don't need to apologize. Now, I'm going to give you a preliminary check-up, please relax."

Kong's eyes flickered as he watched Siegwen take out some stethoscopes and begin examining him... He hoped his condition wasn't so good that it would arouse her suspicion...

"...Mmm, mmm. Got it."

[Higgin's soft little hands patted Kong's body all over, and after confirming that he was not in any immediate danger, she even took the time to comfort Paimon, who was wailing and screaming beside her.]

"...Relax, take a deep breath."

Higewen kept pressing here and there, and Sora could only respond haphazardly.

In the world of To Love-Ru, Risa Momioka: "Tsk tsk~ Report: I want to touch it too~!"

In the Collapsed Starry Sky Railway World, Su Chang: "Waaaaah~ I want to be touched too~"

In the world of Cupid's Chocolates, Metata says, "...Why don't you two help each other out? That way, everyone will be satisfied."

In the world of Zhenhun Street, Xia Ling exclaimed, "Genius!"

Zero World, Bell: "Great idea! Count me in!"

"Huh? Logically speaking, there shouldn't be any major problems... That's strange..."

[After pressing a few more spots, Siegwen's crimson pupils flickered, the confusion in her eyes gradually turning into understanding, and her tone regained its lightness.]

"Oh... Ah, I see, so that's how it is."

In the world of "The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System," Shen Qingqiu says, "I understand! He can't be saved! To live, he must have his limbs below the eyebrows amputated! (doge)"

In the Genshin Impact world, Sora: "..."

In the world of caged men, Si Rui: "The patient has appeared! Quick! Take the patient to Arkham Asylum, the best mental hospital in our city, for treatment!"

In the world of Genshin Impact, Kong: "!"

In the world of Genshin Impact, Leosley said, "Hehe~ No need to worry, Miss Siegwen is very professional."

In the world of Genshin Impact, Siegfried: "Hehe~ Sora is so cute."

"It's probably just food poisoning; it's not serious, but the stomach hurts a lot when it flares up."

"Recently, other inmates have also raised concerns about the food. I will pass this on to Chef Versailles as soon as possible."

In the Collapsed Starry Sky Railway World, Star: "Sigh, so she wasn't pregnant with Xiao Kong after all? Disappointing... (sad)"

Honkai Impact 3rd, March 7th: "...Is Sora a man?"

School Days, Makoto Ito: "What's wrong with boys? Boys who get pregnant are people who need to be taken care of too!"

In the world of Under One Person, Zhang Chulan says: "Kid, you're invincible! (Facepalm OK)"

After a brief explanation and a few more empty words, Siegwen skipped off to get the medicine for the other person.

[A slight smile played on his lips; the infiltration went even more smoothly than he had imagined.]

However, there was another man and woman in the room. Judging from how Siegwen addressed them earlier, they were the same couple, Lulvie and Julius, who the "Explosion Brothers" had mentioned as having a romance in the infirmary.

Seemingly out of concern, Lurie approached Kong and gently comforted him... while Julius stared intently at Kong, as if afraid he might do something outrageous.

Unfortunately, their pleasant conversation was short-lived. Before they could exchange more than a few words, Lurie and Julius started arguing again about whether Miss Siegfried was the only medical staff member available.

"Okay, okay, you're right. I just don't understand why you have to say these things in front of the patients. Aren't you sick yourself? How come you seem so energetic?"

Finally, Julius said helplessly, glancing at Kong and Paimon as he spoke, as if to say that there were outsiders present.

In the world of Cupid's Chocolates, Metata exclaims, "Oh ho ho! Those little eye contact... who's stronger? Bring the Civil Affairs Bureau over here!"

In the Genshin Impact world, Shen He said, "If you need help moving things, I can help. But what is the Civil Affairs Bureau?"

In Cupid's Chocolate World, Metata: "Huh? Don't you have a civil affairs bureau over there? You mean... (blah blah blah)"

In the world of Genshin Impact, Lord Liuyun Jiefeng said, "Hmm... that's good."

[However, it didn't help much. The two started arguing again after only a few words. One of them regularly needed to get her medication, while the other suffered from constant heart palpitations. Lulvie even angrily said that her frequent heart palpitations were all caused by the other person getting angry...]

These two seem to have a terrible relationship...

[After ruling out those two, Kong looked around the infirmary and found nothing suspicious. The documents on the table looked like medical records, and the box... couldn't be examined at the moment.]

[Perhaps Miss Siegfried's little secret is hidden inside?]

Shaking his head to clear his mind of the jumbled thoughts, Sora suddenly noticed what appeared to be a partition on the floor behind the counter.

It's not surprising that there's a partition inside, but... perhaps it's an adventurer's intuition, but isn't it a bit odd that only this area has a partition?

In the world of "The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System," Shen Qingqiu exclaims, "The tunnel! Oh no! The cell-human DNA has moved!"

So what if I was reincarnated as a spider? Spider Child: "It's a tunnel to heaven! (I'm sure of it)"

In the world of Detective Conan, Mitsuhiko Tsuburaya says, "The tunnel! Maybe there are countless treasures hidden inside!"

In the world of Detective Conan, Genta Kojima exclaims, "Really?! Hey! Professor Agasa, take us on an adventure! I also want countless treasures to buy eel rice!"

In the world of 100,000 Cold Jokes, an anonymous person said: "Good heavens, death plus prophecy, I don't know how the people of Fontainebleau are going to survive."

My eldest brother's brain is a mess, Dongfang Xianyun: "Next episode, 'The Great Tsunami! The Culprit Swallowed by the Sea!'"

Meanwhile, in the world of Detective Conan, a bewildered Conan stared blankly. The Grim Reaper? Who's the Grim Reaper? Could it be Uncle Mori? He often hears Inspector Megure say that…

"...Please allow me to end this boring topic, and I hope I don't see you here again anytime soon, Mr. Julius!"

"Same to you, miss. I've just had enough rest too. It's too noisy here, I have to go back. Goodbye."

Lulvie watched the other person leave with a cold eye, seemingly already used to such things.

[Afterwards, Luluvie continued chatting with Sora and Paimon, somewhat apologetically, but... why does she keep bringing up Julius Ernest!]

Soon after, Siegwen returned, and only after seeing Kong obediently take the pills and lie down again did she feel relieved.

My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute, Sena Akagi: "It's an aphrodisiac! (I'm sure of it!)"

In the world of reincarnated as a spider, Spider Child exclaims, "How is this possible? How could Siegwen do such a thing? Was she drugged?!"

Cupid's Chocolate World, Jiang Haoyi: "...Can't your clever little brains think of something else?"

In the world of Cupid's Chocolates, Metata says, "You don't understand, mortal. For humans, love is a very important thing, a compulsory course in the meaning of life... What kind of sleeping potion is this! I bet it's some kind of superpower!"

Cupid's Chocolate World, Jiang Haoyi: "Go step in poop!"

In the world of To Love-Ru, Risa Momioka: "Hehe~"

"Oh dear, Miss Lulvie, I was in a bit of a rush just now. Do you remember what color pills you should take today?"

"I remember, yellow."

Listening to their conversation, Kong felt somewhat lost. Had they discussed this topic before? I had no recollection of it... And when Luluvi answered just now, did she glance at me?

In the world of Detective Conan, Heiji Hattori asks, "Hmm? Do the colors here represent the level of suspiciousness? What level is yellow?"

In the Genshin Impact world, Luluvie says, "No, it's just that I take a lot of medicine, and using colors to distinguish them would be much more convenient."

After receiving the medicine, Lulvie left quickly, and then Siegwen began writing Sora's medical record.

"Hmm, the symptoms of an empty stomach are abdominal pain and nausea. Are there any other problems?"

"Hmm...that's all."

"Okay."

[Higwen and Paimon confirmed the situation, Paimon occasionally showing a thoughtful expression, as if she were a tapeworm in an empty stomach...]

In the world of "The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System," Shen Qingqiu says: "Kong: I want something sour. (doge)"

In the Genshin Impact world, Kong: "?"

In the world of "Once Upon a Time There Was a Spirit Sword Mountain," Wang Wu said, "Oh dear, that's no fun at all. You should say he's a strong, blond guy with a sister who's unmarried and childless, and he's well-endowed and skilled in bed!"

In the world of "Once Upon a Time There Was a Spirit Sword Mountain," Wang Lu exclaimed, "Holy crap! What are you saying to a fourteen-year-old boy?!"

In the world of Under One Person, Zhang Chulan says, "Old Deng! The will-o'-the-wisp is stopped downstairs at your house. Hurry up and tell your daughter to come down!"

"...That's all. His physical condition is quite good, and he'll recover quickly after taking the medication. Please eat a light diet during this time, and don't stay up late at night."

"Understood, I'll be in charge of supervising!"

Paimon responded earnestly to Siegfried's instructions, seemingly having forgotten the precious treasure she had hidden away.

[Kong lay on the bed in the infirmary, relaxing her body. The fatigue accumulated from the long investigation and work suddenly overwhelmed her, and she drifted off to sleep...]

In her sleep, Sora seemed to faintly hear Paimon and Siegfried talking...

"Yes, we've been to many places together. Don't let his appearance fool you, he's actually the most reliable person!"

"Really? Then you two are best friends. Don't worry, he'll recover."

【……partner.】

Hearing this word brought a sense of relief to Kong, and I completely relaxed...

In the world of Genshin Impact, Sora couldn't resist reaching out and ruffling Paimon's little head as he flew by.

"Ugh~ Hey, what are you doing~"

Paimon first rubbed against it with a look of enjoyment, then realized what was happening and quickly patted his head. No, being patted on the head all the time will stunt his growth!

Sora watched Paimon's actions, her eyes filled with tenderness. Her best partner... how wonderful...

In the world of To Love-Ru, Risa Momioka asks: "So Siegwen gave Sora sleeping pills? Why wasn't there a rope?"

In the world of Caged Man, Fei Xingkong said, "This idea is brilliant... but so depraved! Aren't you afraid that your world will be turned into butter by some indescribable thing?"

In the Yuanlong World, Gao Yao exclaimed, "Butter? Ah! Is it the butter used to make cupcakes? Someone actually makes the world into cupcakes? What flavor is it?"

In the world of Yuanlong, Wang Sheng said, "...Alright, stop asking. How's the matter I asked you to do going...?"

"...Ah, she's awake, she's awake."

I don't know how long I slept, but when I groggily opened my eyes, the first thing I saw was two adorable little creatures, one blue and one white, their four big, round eyes staring at me intently.

"How are you feeling? You slept for a long time, we've been keeping you company!"

In the Collapsed Starry Sky Railway World, Su Chang exclaimed, "Ah! I'm so envious! If I could wake up every day with such a cute little guy watching me, I can't even imagine how cheerful I would be!"

In the Genshin Impact world, Paimon says, "...No way! Paimon doesn't want to watch other people sleep every day."

So what if I'm reincarnated as a spider? Spider-Child: "Hehe~ Paimon, come sleep with me! I'll be Paimon's warm, big pillow! And I have countless buffets here! Eat whatever you want, and sleep when you're full, it's okay."

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