Chapter 311: School Festival Planning Decision!
Li Nian wondered if this girl was a little too frank today. She didn't have the awkward and arrogant feeling as before, which made him, Li Nian, not used to it.
Wu Geng was actually a little embarrassed to say such a thing, so he pretended to be calm and looked down at his phone, saying, "So I think maybe it's time for me to take the initiative to contact others."
A lot of messages had already been scrolled through the group chat before I looked at it. The topic that had been discussed since the beginning was that the creator of the group chat, "Saori Bajina", proposed to hold an offline gathering, and the location and content of the event were almost finalized.
"Yeah, it's good." Li Nian replied vaguely. Wu Geng secretly looked up at him and found that Li Nian was blushing a little. His eyes rolled around and he suddenly said, "If I think about it carefully, I don't necessarily have to be a social animal in the future."
"what?"
"It would be nice if I could hook up with a wealthy man who earns three million a month and be a free and independent full-time housewife."
Li Nian was stunned for a while before he realized that the guy was talking about him. After being teased like this, he calmed down a lot.
"It's really good, but before that you need to develop better. Dog owners like curvy figures, and now at first glance you're still a little too flat."
The next moment the dictionary was literally flying towards his face.
Li Nian stretched out his hand to catch it in front of his eyebrows, feeling the force of this throw, which was considered a full-strength throw for Wu Geng, and said helplessly: "Hey, a gentleman uses his mouth instead of his hands."
"My hand just slipped."
"Yes, yes, you slid your hand right at my face, and you didn't even think about what you'd do if the rich man you were going to hook up with got disfigured."
"I really want to disfigure you, Master. If you are so confident in your own thick skin, why do you want to stop me?"
"Hahaha"
"Hehehe."
"..."
"..."
A moment of unspoken silence.
It was because they both felt that the current atmosphere was a bit strange, and they both felt that they should not continue this couple crosstalk.
Wu Geng coughed and changed the subject awkwardly.
"Come to think of it, I have an acquaintance in the same grade who heard that your work won an award..."
"...How long are you going to continue playing around with your air friend setting? Didn't you just honestly admit that you are an awkward, arrogant, and sharp-tongued woman?"
"Even if it's me, a flat-chested girl who is arrogant, sharp-tongued, and awkward, I still have someone I know!" Wu Geng gritted his teeth and said, "Who do you think I learned about the Service Club from?"
Li Nian thought about it. When Wu Geng dragged him to find Yukinoshita and others from the Service Department to be the judges of the novels they wrote, he seemed to have said that he was instigated by someone.
So our lonely Fallen Saint Black Cat actually has friends in the world?
Li Nianzhen became interested: "Who?"
"A man called Zaimokuza."
It was someone Li Nian didn’t know.
"So, how did Zaimokuza-san hear about my book winning the award?"
"That's what I told him, of course."
"…You should know that I don't really want to publicize the fact that my book won an award, right?"
"..."
"Looking at your expression of 'Oh no, that seems to be the case', I can tell that you didn't think about keeping it a secret for me before you told him, and your friend doesn't seem to be a tight-lipped guy either."
"I, I didn't think so much when I said it. He must have spread it by now..." Wu Geng was a little panicked and argued, "But it shouldn't matter! It's okay! To explain why, it's because that guy is also a otaku with few friends. He will probably only spread the news in his small circle of otakus and it won't spread very widely. I should... Anyway, I'm sorry!" In the end, Wu Geng admitted his mistake and apologized honestly.
Li Nian was just reminding her to be careful, but she didn't mean to blame her. "Forget it, don't let everyone know that I can further transform into a monkey in the zoo to attract people to watch. But I'm conspicuous enough now, and I don't really care about this at this point. But why did you specifically tell him about me? Are you trying to show off that you know such an amazing writer?"
"..." Li Nian said this jokingly, and Wu Geng really looked away guiltily.
"…Are you really thinking of showing off?"
"Just one thing! Just one thought." Wu Geng was still stubborn, and then continued: "More importantly - he is also a comrade who is determined to publish a book. I want him to see the style of a successful person and learn from his experience. Isn't that right?"
Li Nian smiled. He could guess what kind of person Zaimokuza was. "Oh, there's a new idiot who fantasizes about becoming a great writer."
“…Who is the old one?”
"It's me, not you, okay? Stop staring at me and don't reach for the dictionary again."
"Hmph... Anyway, after hearing about your story, that guy wanted to meet you."
"To become my disciple, learn my supreme writing secrets, and hope that you will be able to rise to prominence in no time?"
"...That's about the feeling... Forget it, just pretend I didn't say anything. You'll find it troublesome, right? And what that guy wrote is really disgusting. He likes to write a bunch of garbage. I'd better not let him disgust you."
The more Wu Geng spoke, the more he felt that he was being presumptuous, and decided to change the subject.
Li Nian shook his head: "Nothing, if he wants to come to see me, just let him come."
"...Do you really want to? I'll pollute your eyes with my feces."
It seems that Gogen knows everything Zaimokuza wrote.
Li Nian also estimated that the other party would not bring any good works, so he just shrugged and smiled: "Isn't this what you did before?"
Wu Geng was stunned and silent for a while, recalling how she and Li Nian first met. She remembered that it was this guy who was curious about what she was writing and took the initiative to come up and talk to her, thus developing this ill-fated relationship.
Unconsciously revealing a gentle smile, Gogen said.
"What I wrote was not shit... But that's right, it's because of this incident that I met a bitch."
"Same here. I also got to know a very awkward girl because of this."
The two looked at each other and smiled.
Yes, Li Nian did not look down on Wu Geng Liuli at the beginning, so how could he look down on another fool who dreams of becoming a great writer now?
"Then I'll tell Zaimokuza if you agree?"
"Ah."
"Let me remind you that you should clean your eyes and be prepared for a mental attack."
"You scared me to death. Forget it. I have seen all kinds of storms and waves. Do you think such a small piece of shit can pollute my eyes and my heart?"
“I thought so before I read it.”
"…Is it really that scary?"
"Hehe, just wait and see. Let me make it clear first. He is a devout believer who came here to seek the master's guidance. You have to read what he wrote carefully and seriously. If you run away halfway through, I will look down on you."
"..."
Li Nian regretted a little bit that she had agreed to this.
No, it's not that shocking. This girl must be scaring herself.
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During the morning class meeting, Mr. Hiratsuka took the lead and said that the projects that their second-year F group would hold in this school festival had been finalized.
Li Nian was just wondering how the class leaders headed by Hayama and Miura had finalized the class project without any news about new suggestions, when he saw Mr. Hiratsuka calling Hime Ebina to the stage.
"Emi, please send us your proposal."
"Yes!"
Seeing this fujoshi who always looked back and forth between him and Ye Shan with inexplicably fiery eyes being called onto the stage, Li Nian suddenly had a bad premonition, and the hairs all over his body began to stand up for no reason.
Ebina Hina was extremely excited. She responded loudly, stood up, and started distributing a stack of things that she had prepared long ago, which seemed to be photocopies of the project plan, to everyone in the class.
Li Nian immediately turned to look at Ye Shan and Sanpu, and saw that one of them had a livid face and the other held his forehead and sighed, both of them had strange reactions, as if they were helpless about what had happened.
Li Nian roughly guessed what the finalized plan was.
When Ebi Ming sent him the project plan, he winked at Li Nian and said enthusiastically, "This project is a must! I beg you to actively participate, Li Nian. The difficult task of taking down Hayato-kun is now handed over to you, damn it!"
"..."
Li Nian's expression was stiff, and he ignored it as if he didn't understand. After Ebina's plan was passed to the next person, he immediately picked up the plan and began to read it.
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The Little Prince (Musical)
◆Overview Starring Hayato Hayama and Li Nian, a dream cast will bring the immortal masterpiece "The Little Prince" to the big stage in its original form!
◆Target: female students of Sobu High School, female students of other schools, female guardians, and some special male groups.
◆Character☆Me: A somewhat self-depraved pilot. My self-depraved personality worsened when I made an emergency landing in the desert during the flight.
☆The Little Prince: A pure and innocent beautiful boy. Because of his purity, he is good at flirting with words.
☆The King: He has a strong sense of self-esteem and regards his reputation as his second life. He is arrogant and likes to use an imperative tone. I really want to crush his self-esteem completely.
☆Narcissistic man: He is always intoxicated in his own world, thinking that everyone likes him, but he is actually a very shy young man with no confidence. This type of person is the easiest to be conquered.
☆ Drunkard: He indulges in alcohol all day. He is likely a man who thinks of the past and is immersed in his own situation. His signature line for flirting is: "Don't drink, drink me."
☆Businessman: A romantic who claims ownership of the stars while shouting how important he is. I want to pull his tie hard.
☆Lamplighter: A rough laborer who is bound by rules, works hard, and always gets coal-black. His dirty overalls are very attractive.
☆Geologist: A stay-at-home with a strong thirst for knowledge. Lines such as "Let me see your Matterhorn" and "Look, this is my Mount Everest..." are really famous.
☆The fox; the first friend the little prince made on Earth, who diligently told him many important things.
☆Snake: Will show its fangs to the little prince.
◆Outline☆My plane had a problem and had to make an emergency landing in the desert. Just as I was trying to fix the plane, the little prince appeared. As they talked, they gradually became attracted to each other...
☆The little prince challenged me and showed off his romantic history with many men. I was jealous, but his feelings were not conveyed to the other party, and the little prince was snatched away by the snake.
☆At this moment, I realized that the truly important things cannot be seen with the eyes, so what is true love...
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What is this eye-catching thing?
Li Nian's face turned as pale as Ye Shan's.
The original work of "The Little Prince" is considered a masterpiece. It tells the story of the protagonist, a pilot, whose plane breaks down and is forced to land in the Sahara Desert, where he meets the "Little Prince". As they get to know each other, they gradually understand what is truly important.
This is a good work that can be used as a drama script, but the plan written by this damn fujoshi is a big problem. Is it a restoration of the original flavor? It clearly exudes a foul smell.
At this moment, Li Nian really hoped that he was an innocent boy who could not understand the various implicit meanings in this project, like the little angel Totsuka who was looking at the project seriously and did not realize the weirdness at all, so that he would not be disgusted by this project.
Kato had already woken up by this time. Although he had become more of an otaku recently, he had not yet come into contact with the concept of fu. Looking at the project proposal at this moment, he did not see any problems. Instead, he noticed the sentence at the beginning of the project and exclaimed with a bit of anticipation: "It said that you, Li Nian, and Hayama-san will co-star together?"
"That's great, protagonist?" Wu Geng gloated.
Li Nian said decisively, "I won't do it even if I die."
"Huh? Why?" Kato didn't understand why Li Nian was so resistant.
"Kato doesn't need to understand why, and it's best not to understand in the future."
“???” Kato tilted his head cutely, but still tactfully said nothing.
Now when Li Nian looks at the expressions of Ye Shan and Miura again, he knows why they have that look on their faces. Not to mention Miura, Ye Shan must have been as resistant as he, Li Nian. However, these two people who are the pyramid of the class actually failed to stop Ebina from going crazy. This is something Li Nian did not expect, and it shows how deep the obsession of fujoshi is.
Mr. Hiratsuka allowed everyone to discuss the casting freely, while looking at Li Nian with a smile, obviously intending to laugh at the joke of this guy who had already been chosen by the script.
Not only the people involved, but everyone in the class was hesitant to talk about this plan.
Li Nian was the first to express his opinion: "Don't ask me to star with Ye Shan. I am not worthy. Please find another big guy."
"Why is this happening!" Ebina immediately became anxious: "No, Li Nian! Only your perfect muscle lines can play the role of my ideal top! Control the role of Hayato-kun! How can you stop doing this?!"
"Well, now that you put it like that, I don't want to do it anymore."
Li Nian was determined and refused to give in. Ebina's persuasion was fruitless, so he could only turn his gaze to Totsuka: "There's nothing I can do. I can only ask Ayaka for help..."
Totsuka didn't realize how dangerous this was. He just wasn't very confident: "As for me, I don't know if I can do it well. It's a bit scary just thinking about it."
The way he looked up secretly with his big watery eyes while saying this just made people feel pity for him. Seeing this, Ebina tilted his head back with excitement and became so excited that his nose bled.
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