Inventory of the strange things in the asylum, I am driving the whole world crazy

[Alien Object-5004 Arrogant Man! ] 】

【Project Level: Thaumiel】

[Description: Alien-5004 is the collective name of two related entities, namely Alien-5004-A, and Alien-5004-B!] 】

[Alien Object-5004-A: It is a giant bizarre entity that calls itself “Old Gorman”. 】

[It has a humanoid appearance, a strange body, less than a human knee tall, and a beastly dirty beard on its face, which is extremely displeased.] 】

[Its skin is mottled gray-red, and its dull red eyes are deeply embedded in its skull.] 】

[It appeared in a cloud of sulfur smoke, smoking on a small, screaming horse.] 】

[Features: The real body of this project is a demon from all universes and dimensions, with chaos and uneaten, in a weak hour, it shows an extraordinary ability to emit a foul-smelling fire from its mouth! ] 】

[· Alien Object-5004-B: His name is Donna Kawataru, and he is the forty-fifth president of Mikenken. 】

[Features: He has a strong reality stabilizer, can stabilize reality, and is used to seal strange objects-5004-A! ] 】

[Evaluation: There were three candidates for sealing the strange object-5004-A at that time, namely: a teenager who had not yet entered puberty, Dr. Clef, and Donna Kawano! ] Obviously, the boy was not suitable, but as for Dr. Clef, he was directly rejected, and in the end, the candidate fell on Tang Na Chuanxi! 】

At this moment, with the containment project of the strange object-5004 exposed, everyone was shocked!

“Groove, Thaumiel class? What is it? Is this a higher grade than the Keter class? ”

“Hey, numb, I feel a little numb in my scalp, this old Goerman looks average, it’s actually Thaumiel-level?”

“Although this old Goleman looks rubbish, but obviously, this old Goleman is really strong at his peak, or, when he grows up, do you see his identity? It is a demon from all universes and dimensions, feeding on chaos, this kind of creature that feels very cowhide when you hear it, naturally powerful! ”

“Good fellow, the demon outside the universe and dimensions, this is even more awesome than any god!”

“I thought that this divine containment would at least have to transition from the Euclid level to the Keter level, but I never expected that this eighth-place containment would directly become the Thaumiel level?”

“If this thing breaks through the containment, hiss, I can’t imagine it, this is definitely a disaster for the world!”

“Indeed, if this thing is contained by a breakthrough, you don’t need to think about it, this is definitely a disaster in the world!”

“However, in other words, the shelter is really hanging, and even Comrade Chuanlu of the United States is a spoof! (Dog head .jpg)”

“Speaking of spoofing, do we still have fewer spoofs? (Funny .jpg)”

“The so-called spoof is actually protecting Comrade Chuan!”

“Shh, how did you tell the truth? Wow, you’re leaking! (Funny .jpg)”

“In order not to plunge the world into turmoil, so protect Comrade Chuan Jianguo and let him continue to serve as the president of Meijian, that Bai wait, you can go, no one knows Meijian better than Comrade Chuan!”

“No one, no !!! (Comrade Chuan waved his hand.jpg!) ）

“In other words, now that Comrade Chuan has stepped down, shouldn’t this containment also erupt?”

“Hahaha, the thinking is clear, I just won’t know what Bai Wait’s expression will be after seeing this scene!”

“Hehe, I’m already looking forward to it!”

At this moment, accompanied by the ridicule and discussion of countless netizens.

They are looking forward to the video that follows.

However, at this moment, but see, in the picture, a new line of text appeared…

[Events related to Alien Object-5004-A:]

[In a series of diaries written by Supreme Court Justice Charles Hughes in 19■■, he mentions in the second volume a meeting he had with Ames Hammond, who was traveling with wizards. 】

At the year-end talks in 19■, the two discussed the change in the current atmosphere and the desire for the United States not to intervene in the European war. 】

Hammond’s business investments strongly tended him to secure the survival of the Austrian Empire, and he suggested that Hughes should accept the nomination – if he did – and win the presidency through the influence of witchcraft and magic. 】

[Hughes seems to have accepted the nomination before this meeting, and soon after the meeting, the two met with fellow Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr., a member of the Supernatural Society. 】

[Little Oliver suggests summoning a demon to add to Hughes’ leadership temperament. 】

But Hammond insisted on more radical action. 】

[Hughes writes that he and Oliver Jr. consulted many books on the occult and magic. 】

[In the end, it was decided to recruit demons from the 11th blasphemous plane to sabotage President Wilson’s re-election campaign. 】

[Later parts of the diary detail the steps required by Hughes, Oliver Jr., and Hammond to summon the ceremony, which took place in the early summer of 19■■.] 】

[According to Hughes, they completed the summoning in Little Oliver’s estate, and Hughes listed the items needed for the summoning in the fourth volume of his diary: three cloven hooves, ashes of the burned spell book, whole onion diced by dicing, six frog eyes, four equal lost lamb hearts, maiden tears, seven teeth, six pieces of silver, six pieces of gold, and a precious gem! ] 】

“Yo, good fellow, even the summoning materials have been listed?!!”

“Hehe, the summoning materials have been prepared, where is this magic ritual and spell?”

“Even if you are given magic rituals and spells, you can’t get them, you still have to have magic, add V five thousand, and the pack will definitely make you an authentic wizard!”

“Wronged wizards, huh?”

“Hahaha, hey!”

“In other words, this time the information revealed a lot of things? Is there really magic? Before, I thought this magic was just a reality warper? As a result…”

“Magic? Really fake? This should also belong to the category of containment, right? ”

“The existence of relevant magic was also revealed in Abel’s various information before, but before I only thought that it was the name of the ancients for the reality twisters, but now it seems that it is not like that?”

“The occult, the Trolls Book… If this thing really exists, doesn’t it mean that those gods are also real? Not some reality twister? ”

“Reality distorters use willpower to change reality, and magic should use another way, such as magic, to achieve the purpose of change or creation, which is essentially different!”

Indeed, the reality twister is purely fabricated, imaginary, and unreasonable! And the words of the magician, although not scientific, but very in line with theology, that reality distortion, is scientific theology does not conform! ”

At this moment, countless people were discussing, obviously, this story chapter of the universe of the shelter society opened a corner for them…

It was also at the time of the discussion.

But in the picture, new words appeared…

[Clausius’s diary after completing the summoning ritual:]

【…… This beast resembles a human, but its shape and figure are very strange. 】

[The height is not even the knees of ordinary people, and the face behind that deformed dirty beard always has a Sima expression. ] 】

[His skin is mottled red-gray, his dark red eyes are buried deep in his skull, and he rides a whistling little colt that as soon as he appears, he starts attacking me and my companions, and we force us to cast some magic, and then subdue him…”

[When it realized who was the boss, it began to introduce itself as Old Goerman, perhaps feeling my disappointment with his short stature, and wanting to prove his extraordinary ability, it began to release the terrible stench of feces and bile from its mouth.] 】

[Little Oliver and I picked up my broom again and greeted him kindly until he stopped talking.] 】

“Hahaha, this Hugh is also a grumpy old brother!”

“Gee, this old Goerman is also an old sixth, you said you can be a good demon, special, what do you do with your mouth full of feces?” Hahaha, if I, as a summoner, summoned such a thing, I would be able to die.”

“In other words, although this old Goerman was still very weak when he first came out, with this skill of spraying feces in his mouth, I feel that he can disgust a large number of people!”

“Hahaha, the mop is sticky, just like Lu Bu is alive! With one dozen five, it is like a god under the ordinary! ”

“Hey, you guys are really talents!”

“It’s a pity, Hughes doesn’t understand the strength of this old Goerman at all, heck, this existence full of dung is simply invincible!”

At this moment, countless netizens are ridiculing, and they are all about to laugh!

They never expected that this old Goerman turned out to be this kind of demon…

When I read the information before, I didn’t think there was anything, and when I described it in detail, I found out that this old Goldman was a real cowhide!

Simply invincible!

However, soon they saw that the information in the picture changed again…

[Hughes soon discovers his mistake: this so-called demon is not even able to achieve their desired goals. 】

[Clausius was frustrated, and then he locked the old Goldman in a small wooden box and carried it with him, and the old Goleman responded with all kinds of dirty words, trash talk, and all kinds of roars, while constantly firing foul-smelling little flames at the monk. 】

Little Oliver disappeared into Hughes’ notes. 】

[Until after he lost the election to the re-elected Wilson, he wrote a brief passage at the end of a diary:]

[This fallen creation is worthless. 】

[Until now, it is still insulting me with dirty words. 】

[It would spend all day pulling the toilet and what was supposed to be in it, and would pull my leg hair to get me in trouble.] 】

[But I’m the one who has the last laugh.] 】

[Although it is of no use to me, I have continued to enslave it through ritual costs for a hundred years. 】

I buried his soul under the steps of the Capitol, and for a century he was forced to listen to every footstep on the busy road. 】

[Who is the person who laughs last?] Of course it’s me! 】

[You useless waste little trash demon, when you are endlessly tortured, after returning to your plane, no matter whether it is a hundred years or a thousand years later, you will remember me, remember me, and regret the day you met the Great Magician Richard Friar and summoned the Spirit Warlock! ] 】

“Hahaha, this Hughes is still a very vindictive careful eye!”

“Enslavement for a hundred years, a hundred years, good fellow, killing people is still a curse, killing people is still a heart!”

“It’s a pity that Hughes will never think that this old Goleman is not some useless waste little garbage demon, on the contrary, I feel that this old Goerman has absorbed the endless chaotic qi at the bottom of that Capitol, and I am afraid that it has grown to an unimaginable level!”

Indeed, how else would he be defined as Thaumiel-class? How can it be called a demon outside the universe and dimensions? Coupled with the Meijian Capitol, the chaos, the disorderly state, heck, it is simply the most ideal cafeteria for old Goerman! ”

“If you let Hughes know that he has indeed summoned an extremely strong demon, I am afraid that his intestines will be ruined!”

“It’s different, it’s completely different, if he can know, there will be a ghost!”

“However, the main thing is that the old Goerman is too weak, he is simply a weak chicken, and he is not as strong as Hughes, so how can the monk face him squarely?”

“Indeed, if the strength that this old Goldman displayed at the beginning can reach the level of Hughes, I am afraid that there will be no such thing!”

“However, since Hughes is already so powerful, why should he summon demons to influence the victory of the election? Wouldn’t he be able to cast magic on his own and then win? ”

“Or perhaps, there are various agreements similar to how wizards can’t do things to civilians for no reason? So, summon demons to solve opponents? ”

“Perhaps, it can only be like this, no more, that is what the plot needs!”

“To be honest, special, with such strength, such strong magical ability, what kind of president are you going to be? Even if there are various agreements, can’t you hide in the dark and be a villain? Isn’t this better than engaging in this kind of secret poke? ”

“Indeed, this is indeed the case, I don’t know what those foreign guys think, look at the various cultivation stories in our dragon country novels, a sect controls a dynasty, the lord of the dynasty doesn’t even dare to put a fart, this Xius, gee, it’s general!”

“In other words, I don’t know if you have heard such a legend, saying that Meijian Jian is actually controlled by lizardmen, and almost all of their high-level upper echelons are lizardmen, and lizardmen are the original owners of the earth, and we humans are just alien visitors…”

“Hey, here it is again, I haven’t said enough yesterday, but I want to come today, right?”

“It doesn’t matter anymore, right now, I want to see old Goleman break through the Capitol, and then, hehe, hey…”

“Gee, Bai Wait is afraid to carry the train and run away overnight!”

“Hahaha, you guys are too damaged, can’t you say something normal?”

“Well, I tripped when carrying the train!”

“Oh, can’t hold back, this is really strained, I found that reading the comments of you sand sculpture netizens is much more interesting than watching the inventory!”

And this moment, accompanied by various discussions and complaints from countless netizens…

Finally, the video screen turned.

Live, it’s going!