Inventory of the strange things in the asylum, I am driving the whole world crazy

“Lying trough, is it okay for a homeless man to beat up an alien?”

“Hahaha, I’m so smiling, this god is also too unpressed, right? Fighting there like a ruffian? ”

“I thought he was going to show some superpowers, but that’s it?” Hahaha…”

“Doesn’t it mean he can control the water? As a result, just fight with your arms? ”

“Such a weak god, I feel that I can fight two of them one by one, and when the time comes, we will not only be blasphemous, but also god killers!” Hey! ”

“High, you’re all high, right?”

“In other words, this alien is too weak, right? Also claimed to be aliens from visiting Blue Star 8,000 years ago? As a result, the level of alien combat, the level of technology? I suspect that he is actually an ordinary person pretending! ”

At this moment, countless people looked at the fight in the picture and complained.

At the same time, because of the alarm of many people at the scene, even the agents in the inspection department of the local area were dumbfounded…

It’s too dreamy.

Bum beating aliens?

Hey, are the vagabonds in their country already so fierce? Even aliens can be beaten?

The point is, what is this?

Alien?

What international joke?

But soon, they learned the truth from the phone, it should be a cos alien guy, I don’t know how to provoke the homeless man, and then the homeless man began to beat the man.

They can’t cry or laugh, this kind of thing, you still need to solemnly call the police?

This kind of thing, just deal with it casually.

However, since everyone has called the police, then they still have a symbolic trip.

However, they had just arrived at the scene and found that someone else had already dealt with it.

These two were quickly taken away, and they, one step late…

They just looked at the combat uniform wearing the logo of the shelter society, indicating that they were a little confused…

They were confused, but they didn’t care what happened to the agents.

This matter itself is not a big thing, there is no need to wash the floor, just let this matter pass naturally with the passage of time.

Alien?

Hehe, countries around the world have said that aliens were found, UFOs were found, and the result?

As a result, who would take aliens and UFOs to heart? Who would think that’s true?

Even if there are people who firmly believe that those are true, so what? Even if they spread rumors, will others believe what they say?

Therefore, this matter does not need to be dealt with, just take people away!

Soon, the two Enchi were taken to the shelter base of the Canadian branch.

Yes, after three months of development, the power of the shelter has long been divided into countries around the world.

Today’s shelter is no longer that small base.

At this time, I saw that the video picture turned and appeared in a containment room.

A doctor and a researcher sat behind their desks, and at the same time, they looked at the homeless old man opposite and began this inquiry and interview!

They obviously knew the number of this containment, and they also learned a rough idea by watching the video…

Overall, this is the first containment received by the Canadian sub-base.

Fortunately, these doctors, researchers, and agents have professional qualities, are copied members, and implant relevant memories.

The Doctor, with a name tag with the letter B.

That researcher doesn’t have a brand!

The transcript of the interview is exactly the beginning…

Dr. B was a middle-aged man who looked to be in his forties, wearing a white coat and bearing the logo of the shelter society.

He looked at the homeless man and said directly: “Okay, you can start now, then, excuse me, who are you?” ”

Although the wandering Han Enchi was dressed sloppily, he was well-organized, and said lightly: “I am Enki, the Lord of Wealth, the Lord of Wisdom, who knows this land, the leader of the gods!” Lord Eridou! ”

He said this with confidence and pride.

It seems to be proud of who he is.

Leader of the gods!

This position is not low, in other myths, it is Odin, Zeus a level!

“So, how were you created?” Unsurprised by Enchi’s identity, Dr. B continued to ask.

In this regard, the homeless Han Enqi still said in that very smooth tone: “I was born in Ann and Namu, I sealed Abzu, he is the water of the universe!” I created human beings and taught you to pioneer civilization, but time passed and new gods replaced old gods; My brothers and sisters all ended like our worshippers, only I remained, I was weak and old, but I was still a god! ”

When he said the last word, his expression was haughty and confident.

The researcher next to Dr. B faithfully recorded everything, even the words and deeds of the homeless Han Enki!

“So, how was that strange object-2404-2 born?” Dr. B continued to inquire.

“You said that creature?” Wandering Han Enchi asked rhetorically.

“Yes, the creature you were attacking when we found you, can I know why you attacked him?” Dr. B continued to inquire.

“Isn’t it ridiculous to be a thief who steals your name and, using your name, to deceive and claim that he is from an alien? Shouldn’t this be angry? He steals the name of the leader of my gods, and he deserves to be punished! Enchi seemed to be a little angry, the guy who called himself an alien should be punished.

It’s time to be destroyed!

“Then do you know how he was born?” Dr. B asked again.

“When I saw him and saw that someone was helping him, giving him some money or supplies, I guess he must have been created by those people, maybe it was a believer in my lost age who gave me that thing, and made all kinds of false descriptions, so that he existed, or maybe he was actually a human being like this, in short, I don’t know, he was just a thief!” Enchi spoke, anyway, not thinking it was an alien or a god.

Just a thief, or a false god created by those people…

False gods always like to cheat money, or, deceive something else…

Dr. B nodded in understanding, and after waiting for the researcher to record it, he asked again: “Well, the last thing is that your photo is very similar to the fingerprint of a person who was always two years ago, are you sure that what you said before is the truth?” ”

“Of course, I am very sure that I am Enchi, I am a god!”

Enchi nodded, and then sighed again: “As for the original owner of this body you mentioned… Seriously, I don’t want this to be discovered, but you still know, and I can only tell you that when there are no believers, no faith, all our gods are weak, my brothers and sisters are gone, only I am alive, but I am extremely weak, so, I need a body, this original owner provided me with this body, he let me be him, I have no choice, but I regret it! ”

Dr. B nodded: “I think, you have said enough today, thank you, weird object-2404-1!” ”

The Doctor said, and got up with the researcher, intending to leave the room.

However, at this moment, the homeless Han Enqi suddenly said: “I want you to help me with one thing, I apologize to the wife of the original owner, can you help me?” ”

Dr. B’s hand opening the door paused, then nodded, “We can try!” ”

Saying that, he left the containment room without hesitation!

At this time, in the live broadcast room, after seeing this conversation, countless people were also amazed.

“Good fellow, leader of the gods, this is not small!”

“In other words, is there a big guy to find out who this Enqi is? What is going on? ”

“Enchi, there is a short title, maybe it is a matter of translation, I found a god named Enki in Sumerian mythology, named Wisdom Water God, although I did not find a description that the wisdom water god is the leader of the gods, but he did create mankind, created civilization, and, described in mythology, he is also a charismatic benevolent and righteous god, even Inana, that is, the last shelter, is also interrelated with the god of love, Kylos Nanaya… There is also a mythical story of “Inanna and Enki”! He failed, and generously admitted, simply the perfect male god model of traditional Mesopotamian mythology! ”

“Good fellow, the perfect male god in mythology, in modern times, he has become a sloppy tramp beating aliens!”

“Hahaha, die of laughter, the leader of the gods beat the aliens, right!”

“Gee, another Sumerian god, how many are these? Cain and Adam before should be considered half, right? Plus the previous Kilos Nanaya, plus this water god, heck, the shelter is planning to contain the gods of Mesopotamian civilization? ”

“Yesterday I dared to receive the god of love, today I dare to receive the God of Beauty, and tomorrow I dare to receive it together with Anunnaki!”

“Hahaha, I can’t think of anyone else knowing about Anunnaki?”

“What don’t you know about this? Isn’t the Anunnaki a company-like existence made by these Sumerian gods? In our country, it is probably similar to, well… Xiao Xitian made by the Yellow-eyed King…”

“Hahaha, Zhen, Xiaoxitian is excessive, I thought you were going to say Heavenly Court!”

“No, they don’t deserve it, they’re just a small group, so they can only be Xiaoxitian.”

At this moment, in the live broadcast room, countless people complained and laughed.

Naturally, they were not too interested in this foreign myth.

Instead of delving into the depths, watch the leader of the gods beat the aliens!

At this time, see, in the live broadcast room…

Dr. B left the containment room and soon entered another containment room.

In this containment room, the alien Enchi was impressively locked up.

Dr. B came in with the researcher and said again in that familiar opening remark: “Okay, now we can begin, then, excuse me, where are you from?” ”

The alien on the opposite side seemed to have been in Blue Star for a long time, fully understanding the language of Blue Star, he replied fluently: “My name is Enchi, I am one of the leaders of an ancient interstellar empire, I visited this world a long time ago, I was worshipped as a god by your kind, I came here to teach mankind more things, to give birth to civilization, to make the universe more prosperous, but my spaceship has crashed, therefore, I must repair it so that I can return to my people.” ”

“Ancient interstellar empire? Can I know exactly where you are? For example, which star field is exactly? Which coordinates? Dr. B asked again.

“Sorry, because after my spaceship crashed, my memory was also a little blurry and fragmented, if it weren’t for the help of those friends, I wouldn’t even be who I am, let alone the specific location coordinates of my galaxy, I think there should be specific coordinates in my spaceship, if my spaceship is repaired, it should be able to answer for you!” The alien Enchi seemed to be very talkative, described it this way.

“Those friends?”

Dr. B caught the key word, frowned and asked, “Can you elaborate on those friends you call them?” ”

“I’m sorry…”

The alien Enchi still sighed: “It’s not that I don’t want to, but I can’t, because, I still don’t know the names of my friends, they are very mysterious, the first time I met them, it was when my spaceship crashed, at that time, I forgot my own existence, but they helped me determine my identity, they showed me the fragments of my broken spaceship and translated some information from their computers, which determined my identity!” ”

Dr. B nodded again and continued to ask, “Then do you know about the strange object-2404-1?” ”

“You said the one who attacked me?” The alien Enchi suddenly became a little aggrieved and angry.

Dr. B confirmed, “Yes, he claims to be the god Enki in human form…”

“He’s lying!”

Suddenly, the alien Enchi said angrily and loudly: “Enqi God itself is those primitive humans, the uncertain conceptual description of me when visiting Blue Star, they are difficult to understand my technology, just as ancient people are difficult to understand modern technology, I am Enqi, I am Enqi God in their mouths!” ”

“And who is he?” Dr. B asked rhetorically.

“Then how do I know?”

The alien Enchi pouted, but still said his own speculation: “Perhaps, in this world, there are some strange people, they can distort reality, can produce cognitive biases, when he thinks that he is a god, he becomes this god, in the words of Blue Star, he is a delusional madman!” ”

Dr. B nodded, not dwelling too much on this issue, he continued to ask: “One more thing, we have checked the blood samples taken from you, genetically speaking, you are highly compatible with humans, so to speak, exactly the same, there is no doubt that you are at least genetically human!” ”

“Of course, is that weird?”

The alien Enchi looked at Dr. B in front of him and said with a look of course: “Human genes are all modified from our genes, although human beings look different from us, but there is no essential difference!” ”

Dr. B’s eyes flickered for a while, and then nodded: “Thank you for accepting the interview, this is the end of today’s interview!” ”

Saying that, Dr. B took the researcher and planned to leave…

As for the alien Enchi’s desire for the spaceship, Dr. B ignored it and prevaricated.

Soon, the sub-base began to conduct various targeted studies.

At the same time, in the live broadcast room, countless people exploded…