I yearn for the life I want to smash the field

is from the director’s obsession (ask for collection, please give a reward, please ask for flowers!) The life I yearn for, I come to smash the scene. Before finishing speaking, everyone interrupted in unison: “I don’t like to eat! I don’t like to eat!”

“Really don’t like to eat?” Baishen asked maliciously, the expression on his face was the same as that funny one on QQ.

“Fuck! What do you want to express, little brother Bai, with such a mean expression!”

“Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooery

“Hahahaha, let me laugh first!”

“Show! Tianxiu! Chen Duxiu!”

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“Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully smashing the field and getting a little bit of ignorance from Huang Lei!”

“Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully smashing the scene and getting a little bit of ignorance from He Jiong!”

“Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully smashing the scene, and getting a little stunner value from Liu Xianhua!”

“Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully smashing the scene and getting a hundred points of embarrassment from the director team!”

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“Cough! That’s it! It’s over!” Huang Lei, as the authority of the show, immediately diverted his attention, because he was afraid that if it continued, the barrage would be drowned out.

He began to direct everyone to work: “Mr. He, you cook with me, the two little ones go outside to break the corn, we need to use it at night, that’s all, let’s act now!”

For these three words, Baishen refused, but he couldn’t resist Teacher Huang’s majestic warning eyes, so he nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, and succumbed to his lust…

Baishen and Liu Xianhua went into the room to change clothes, Baishen looked at Reba who was falling asleep with frown, his heart softened, and he said: “She has provided me with a lot of stupid value, and this is my territory, No matter what, let her sleep comfortably.”

After making up his mind, the Baishenba Zachang sub-system summoned it.

“Give me something that can soothe my mind.”

The system is very dedicated to the prompt: “Ding! Calming sandalwood, let you have an extremely delicate sleep, no longer troubled by worldly things… What are you still hesitating! Two dollars! Two dollars! Two dollars you If you can’t buy it, you’ll lose money! You can’t be fooled for two dollars! That’s right, you can’t buy anything for two dollars, because this incense costs 1,500 yuan!”

Baishen: “…actor!”

“Thank you for the compliment!” The system accepted it shamelessly.

“…” Baishen: “Do you owe it first?”

System: “Koyi, this system supports installment payment.”

“Ding! Deduct the host’s 529 points of embarrassment. In view of the host’s misery, this system has decided to show mercy and make up for the host!”

“Ding! After deducting 500 obscenity points from the host, I still owe the system 1,000 obscurity points. Please continue to work hard to pay off the debt as soon as possible!”

Baishen: “???”

This damn is called showing mercy?

This shit is called rounding up?

Just play with me!

“Hmph! Today you have lost all conscience towards me, and tomorrow labor and management will make you kneel down and become a slave!” Baishen said with great backbone, but…

“Eradicate!”

“Master!” Baishen immediately changed his face, and took the soothing sandalwood provided by the system in a cowardly manner, and ordered it for Reba.

In her sleep, Reba felt as if she was in a very safe place, her brows relaxed quickly, like a baby returning to her mother’s arms, sleeping extremely peacefully.

Baishen showed a smile and went out satisfied.

Liu Xianhua hadn’t changed his clothes yet, so Baishen could only wait for him in the yard.

With keen eyes, he saw the director Dayu who came out for a stroll, which gave Baishen an outlet to vent his depression.

“Director, director, let’s have a chat!” Baishen smiled and waved at director Dayu, with a malicious expression on his face, which made director Dayu shiver subconsciously.

“No, I’m not free!” Just as he was about to slip away, Baishen stood in front of him at some point.

“Don’t run away, I just want to ask you how much corn we need in total for the ingredients we will use at night, chicken, fish and steak.”

So it was for this!

The director, Dayu, breathed a sigh of relief. Looking at Baishen’s hideous face, he said without thinking, “2000.”

“2000, why don’t you go to the sky!” Before Baishen could speak, Teacher Huang jumped up first, and quickly threw his slippers on the director Big Fish!

Seeing Huang Lei like this, Big Yu was not afraid of being scalded by boiling water, and said stiffly, “If you say 2000, it’s 2000, not one less!”

As soon as these words came out, Huang Lei simply threw the other slipper over.

To be honest, for a top salted fish, 2,000 pieces are no less difficult than ants climbing Mount Everest.

Baishen rolled his eyes and started to play big fish.

“Director, since it’s so expensive, forget it. We don’t need so much, not steak. How much is it?”

Big Fish thought for a while: “1800, no less.”

“So expensive?” Baishen asked again: “Forget it, we don’t want chickens anymore, how much?”

“1600, fixed price, can’tLess, buy it or not! “Watching Baishen slump, the director, Big Yu, started to be awesome.

“A real buy-out price?” Baishen asked back in disbelief. Director Dayu nodded heavily: “That’s right, a buy-out price!”

“Really not less?” Baishen continued to ask back, and the director continued to nod: “Impossible!”

“Not one less?” Keep asking, the director continued to nod: “Not one less!”

“That’s good.” Baishen stopped asking, spread his hands and said, “400 corns, we want steak and chicken.”

Director Dayu: “???”

What?

Isn’t it 1600? How did it become 400?

Want steak and chicken?

Director Dayu couldn’t figure it out.

As the saying goes, those who are obsessed with the authorities are obsessed with the bystanders. He Jiong and Huang Lei who were standing next to them couldn’t straighten up from laughing.

Not to mention the audience who have been watching the live broadcast, they laughed like crazy:

“Old iron, there’s nothing wrong with it!”

“It’s such an algorithm, my little brother did it right!”

“Just open your mouth at the beginning, and the rest depends on fooling around!”

“The director originally wanted to pretend to be tough, but he didn’t expect to pretend to be himself!”

“What else can I say besides 66666!”

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“Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully smashing the scene and getting ten points of obsession from director Dayu!”

“Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully smashing the scene and getting ten points of obsession from director Dayu!”

“Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully smashing the scene and getting ten points of obsession from director Dayu!”

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