Honghuang: People in Jiejiao become stronger by adding friends

Dizang suddenly felt a sweetness in his throat.

He felt a little breathless in his heart.

He glared at Luo Xuan and gritted his teeth.

"You are testing me - snap!"

The Gobi disappeared.

Luo Xuan slapped him in the face.

"Oh my, you are really a person."

"Insulting the top civil servants of the Heavenly Court at the gate of the South Heavenly Gate."

"Your brain is worse than a dog's!"

Xiaotian Dog, who had just walked to the South Heavenly Gate, was stunned.

Woof?

What's wrong with a dog's brain?

The existence of dog brains like us is really great!

Xiaotian Dog lay on the ground, staring at Dizang and Luo Xuan who were arguing.

Dizang couldn't help but roar.

"Why can you test me? What qualifications do you have?!"

Luo Xuan suddenly showed his white teeth.

"Child, there is a saying that it is a blessing to suffer losses."

Dizang continued angrily.

"Then can I also test your character!"

Luo Xuan raised his eyebrows slightly and responded in doubt.

"My character is none of your business."

Ksitigarbha was stunned and said in disbelief.

"Then the character of this poor monk..."

Before he finished speaking, Luo Xuan said bluntly.

"Your character is none of my business."

As the two sentences were spoken.

Ksitigarbha's face was already gloomy and he remained silent.

When he raised his head, it was like a storm.

The sound of teeth grinding could be clearly heard.

"Your Majesty, are you playing with me like a dog?"

Pah!

Luo Xuan slapped Ksitigarbha in the face.

At this moment, Ksitigarbha's face was slightly red.

He kept taking deep breaths.

After all, this is the South Gate of Heaven.

He couldn't take action, not to mention that he had a mission from the Western Church.

"I hope your majesty can give me a reasonable explanation."

Luo Xuan pointed at the Roaring Sky Dog lying on the ground not far away and said excitedly.

"See, my nephew's good friend is right there."

"You said I treated you like a dog, what do you mean?"

"Isn't the Western Church open to all rivers and save the world?"

"Don't you look down on dogs? You have discrimination!"

"I want to tell the world that the Western Church has racial discrimination, fuck you!"

When he got to the point.

He even raised his middle finger to Dizang.

The originally calm Dizang suddenly became a little flustered.

If the world believes that the Western Church has racial discrimination.

The task of revitalizing the Western Church will be even more difficult.

Dizang didn't care about his own face at this moment.

And the burning pain on his cheeks.

He hurried to explain.

"I definitely didn't mean that."

"It is because the Western Church is willing to treat everyone equally that it mentioned dogs."

"As for racial discrimination, it is absolutely impossible. I hope Your Majesty will not say it again."

Luo Xuan calmly pointed at Xiaotian Dog and said.

"Then go and apologize to the dog."

Di Zang was full of black lines on his head and walked slowly to the front of Xiaotian Dog.

He looked at Xiaotian Dog who kept sticking out his tongue.

He couldn't help but raise his eyebrows slightly.

Luo Xuan whispered devilishly from behind him.

"Speak, speak out, it counts only if you speak out."

Di Zang took a deep breath and put his hands together.

"Amitabha, I was wrong before, I apologize to you here!"

Xiaotian Dog was confused.

U·ェ·U Woof woof woof?

Di Zang returned to Luo Xuan with a somewhat indifferent smile on his face.

"Amitabha, can your majesty allow me to enter the Heavenly Palace now?"

Luo Xuan responded without hesitation.

"I'm sorry, it's very difficult to get a green card in the Heavenly Palace."

"I suggest you wait until you are pregnant before coming."

Ksang finally couldn't stand the anger in his heart.

He coughed twice, and there was some blood on his hand.

It looked a bit hideous and terrifying.

What kind of anti-Honghuang rule is this!

Luo Xuan glanced at the blood on the palm of Ksang and was shocked.

"Isolate, must isolate, you must be a curse or something like that."

"It will be bad if you take it to the Heavenly Palace, get out."

"What if it is an incurable disease, isn't it a rat shit that spoils the whole pot of porridge!"

As Luo Xuan's voice fell.

Ksang couldn't hold it anymore.

He suddenly coughed up a mouthful of blood.

He looked at Luo Xuan viciously.

He left the Heavenly Palace without looking back.

Anyone who wants to come to this Gou Ba Heavenly Palace can come.

It is impossible for him to come again.

Luo Xuan stared at the bloody phlegm on the ground, and then looked at Xiaotian Dog, whose eyes were as clear as a college student.

After a moment, he shook his head and said softly.

"Forget it, it's a bit disgusting, and too beastly."

"You should ask the heavenly soldiers and generals to come over, and it's better to let the heavenlyPeng mobilized the navy. "

"Use the water from the Heavenly River to wash me hard. I feel physically uncomfortable."

The four heavenly kings naturally agreed respectfully.

When Luo Xuan was about to leave the Heavenly Court and go to the underworld to inspect the work.

A familiar voice suddenly came from behind.

"Hey, isn't this His Majesty Luo Xuan? It's been a long time since we last met."

Luo Xuan turned around and looked over.

The visitor was holding a pagoda in his hand and a sword on his waist.

It was Li Jing, the Heavenly King of the Pagoda.

Li Jing came forward and greeted him enthusiastically.

"Greetings, Your Majesty. May I ask where Your Majesty is going?"

Luo Xuan said in the calmest tone.

"The lower world is recruiting soldiers and horses, rebelling against the Heavenly Court, and killing Haotian. Do you want to join them?"

As soon as the voice fell, Li Jing's forehead was covered with cold sweat.

He responded with a forced smile.

"I don't think this is necessary, right? ”

“Your Majesty must be joking, right?”

“…”

“Your Majesty, please tell me you are joking.”

Li Jing looked at Luo Xuan, who was smiling but not saying anything, and suddenly became anxious.

After a moment, Luo Xuan said calmly.

“I was just joking with you, how could I really rebel against the heaven?”

As soon as these words came out, Li Jing was relieved.

Luo Xuan continued to speak softly.

“It has already been rebelled once.”

“You can’t do it a second time before you are absolutely sure.”

Li Jing almost suffocated himself to death.

He said softly with a bitter smile on his face.

“Your Majesty, please don’t joke with me.”

Luo Xuan’s eyes were suddenly attracted by the little girl beside him.

“Oh, is this your daughter? She is quite fertile, Li Jing. "

The loli raised her eyebrows and responded timidly.

"Your Majesty, I am Nezha, the great god of the Three Altars and Sea Assembly."

As soon as these words came out, Luo Xuan's expression became nervous.

He pulled Li Jing to his side and whispered.

"I know you like girls, but you can't give eggs to children!"

Li Jing responded with a frown.

"Your Majesty... Your Majesty's words are a bit vulgar, I don't have any."

"I don't know why, Nezha is getting more and more smart and cute."

"Now this look, I guess it won't change again."

Luo Xuan's mind suddenly recalled the appearance of Lingzhuzi back then.

And remembered Nuwa's words: I'll give it to you if you like it.

His face suddenly darkened.

Ah~~That's normal.

Li Jing suggested.

"Your Majesty, would you like to visit my house? "

Luo Xuan waved his hand casually.

"No need, I have to go to the underworld to inspect the work."

ps: Brothers, I can't hold on any longer, I'm going to rest first, the world is spinning, Lu Yue has caused me a lot of trouble! (Please urge for more, small gifts and good reviews, thank you all, thank you Brother Feng!)