Honghuang: People in Jiejiao become stronger by adding friends

Haotian pursed his lips.

"You... don't have to say such things that don't fit your character in the future."

"That's not what you can say."

"Because a dog can't spit out ivory."

As soon as this was said, Luo Xuan was immediately dissatisfied.

"You're talking nonsense. Call Xiaotian Dog and Senior Brother Lingyaxian to me."

Kong Xuan felt a little alert in his heart.

"What are you going to do?"

Luo Xuan said calmly.

"Didn't Master say that a dog can't spit out ivory?"

"It just so happens that Senior Brother Lingyaxian is a six-tusked white elephant."

"It shouldn't be a problem for me to take two tusks."

"Put it in Xiaotian Dog's mouth and show it to Master."

Haotian was already full of black lines.

"Do you want Xiaotian Dog to die, or do you want Junior Brother Yuyixian to die?"

Luo Xuan pointed to Kong Xuan beside him and said calmly.

"I want him to die, uncle, is there any way?"

"Just make up a crime for him."

"How about I escort him to the Immortal Execution Platform myself?"

"No, no, that's too easy for you. You have to use the Eight Diagrams Furnace of the master uncle to refine it for 49 days."

"Then send the soul to the underworld, and through the hands of Brother Taiyi, go through the eighteen levels of hell."

"When you finally go to the Immortal Execution Platform, let your inner grief and anger turn into liberation."

Kong Xuan stared at Luo Xuan speechlessly.

"Then I will kill you with the five-color divine light for 49 days."

"Then send your body to the prison in the heaven to torture for 49 days."

"Send you to the Immortal Execution Platform in the end, and scare you with the first two blows of the knife."

"The third knife will completely liberate you, so that you will always be worried."

Haotian stared at Kong Xuan and Luo Xuan who were at odds with each other, and suddenly had an idea.

"Why don't you two go to the Heavenly Prison to serve."

"Everyone there is talented and speaks well."

Luo Xuan clenched his fists, making a clattering sound.

"Believe it or not, I will bring the brothers from the three religions to sweep your place."

Haotian sat slumped on the throne, crossing his legs.

"I beheaded Xingtian back then."

"Try if you have the ability."

Luo Xuan looked at Haotian in surprise.

"Master, do you still have ideas about Xingtian's second head?"

"No wonder you have the Dragon Yang Divine Fire."

After saying this, the Queen Mother of Yao Chi looked at Haotian with something wrong in her eyes.

No wonder Haotian has been going back to the palace less often recently.

Could it be... that there is really a hobby in this regard?

It is said that the higher the realm, the longer you live.

There will always be some quirks.

Haotian felt the death gaze from Yao Chi.

He coughed twice and explained.

"What are you talking about? That's just what I got by chance."

Then Haotian hurriedly held Yao Chi's soft and boneless hands and whispered.

"I'll go tonight, I'll definitely go."

The Queen Mother of Yao Chi responded expressionlessly.

"You must be fully present. You still owe me thirteen times."

Haotian's expression froze after he said this.

At this point, he could only bite the bullet and say it.

"Okay, okay, I'll definitely make it up to you."

After the voice fell, the Queen Mother of Yao Chi smiled happily.

Seeing this, Luo Xuan shook his head and sighed.

"A wise man doesn't fall in love. Even the body of a quasi-saint peak can be dragged down."

Haotian was like a cat with its fur standing on end after hearing this.

"What are you talking about? I'm very strong!"

Luo Xuan suddenly whispered to Kong Xuan beside him.

"Junior brother, did the senior brother develop a positive pill a while ago?"

Kong Xuan also nodded slightly.

Haotian's expression suddenly changed.

"Hey, I have a friend who happens to need this kind of elixir very much."

Luo Xuan stared at Haotian and said.

"Let's assume that this friend is you."

Haotian waved his hand and said indifferently.

"No, there is no such assumption."

"What are you doing in the Heavenly Palace?"

"You just came to the Lingxiao Palace to irritate me, right?"

Luo Xuan spread his hands, looking as if it was a matter of course.

"Otherwise, I have handled so many housework for you."

"We, the younger generation, should not irritate you, the elders."

"Isn't life too boring?"

Kong Xuan frowned and pondered for a moment.

"Well, that makes sense!"

Haotian raised his eyebrows slightly.

"Oh, two little bastards..."

Before the voice fell, Luo Xuan suddenly said sharply.

"Wrong, uncle, you are being racist."

"I am Fire, and Junior Brother Kong is Peacock."

"How can you say it's a bastard? I have killed the little bastard of Jiejiao."

Haotian's temperature quickly turned red, and he took a few deep breaths in anger.

"Little bastard, you dare to talk back to me..."

"Wrong!"

"Little bastard is WuyunSenior Brother Xian."

"But it could also be Senior Sister Gui Ling."

"Hey, when I mention them, I suddenly remembered that they have hooked up recently?"

Luo Xuan had a look of watching a show.

Kong Xuan nodded slightly.

"Yeah, I thought you would know."

"They are getting married soon, and you are still playing in the mud."

Luo Xuan snorted, with a proud expression.

"How dare you talk about me? Lu Ya and Qing Luan are so good together."

"You should also find a friend quickly?"

Kong Xuan raised his eyebrows and said calmly.

"Why don't you recommend two? I am in meditation all day, where can I get the chance?"

Luo Xuan curled his lips.

"People like you should go and fight with Senior Brother Yuyi Xian."

Kong Xuan asked curiously.

"What is fighting with a bayonet? "

Luo Xuan explained seriously.

"It's a game for two people. It can be fast or slow, soothing or intense."

Kong Xuan frowned and murmured.

"It sounds fun."

Luo Xuan said with a smile.

"It's called Longyang in short."

Kong Xuan was furious.

"Ni Ma——"

The Gobi disappeared.

Before he finished speaking.

Luo Xuan pinched Kong Xuan's mouth.

"Shh——"

Kong Xuan opened Luo Xuan's hand and said unhappily.

"Shh your head, are you coaxing a child to pee?"

Haotian sat on the throne.

Rubbed his temple helplessly.

"Alas——So what are you two doing in heaven?"

Luo Xuan said with a smile.

"The main task is to piss you off."

"The second is to see how my beloved disciples are doing." "

Haotian smiled calmly after hearing this.

"You should have said it earlier, Old Taibai, call my daughter and son here."

Taibai Jinxing came running over.

Taibai Jinxing came running back.

The Seven Fairies and Haoqiong also walked into the Lingxiao Palace.

Haoqiong saw Luo Xuan as soon as he entered the door and said excitedly.

"Brother!"

Luo Xuan was startled and said seriously.

"Hey, you have to call your position when you are in the Heavenly Court."

"I am the Emperor of the Underworld, one of the Six Imperial Lords, and the head of the Underworld is Yin Tianzi."

Haoqiong nodded heavily in response.

"I know, brother."

Luo Xuan: "..."

"These kids. "

When the red-dressed fairy in the Seven Fairies looked at Kong Xuan's face.

Suddenly, she was a little surprised.

Luo Xuan's eyes narrowed instantly.

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