Hardcore Survival, the daily life of Xiaohua and me on a deserted island

So the question is, for the four of them, is it good or bad to come to pirates at this time?

Of course it's a good thing!

Kill, grab the boat, and go home, all in one go!

Pirates were blindsided soon after they came to the island, and they always robbed and kidnapped, murdered people and crossed goods, and never dreamed that one day they would be robbed.

Kill, grab weapons, grab food, grab boats, even clothes.

Peel off the clothes and pants of the remaining pirates, leave only the underwear, and return to a small boat.

The four people managed to deal with the invading pirates, ready to save up some more supplies and leave, but I don't know which Southeast Asian government army has arrived again.

I originally planned to talk and directly contact the motherland with the help of the country's military, but the other party did not seem to intend to listen to their explanations and directly shot and attacked.

Fortunately, a few characters crawling out of the pile of dead people will not be defenseless against this.

In desperation, he killed several government troops of a certain Southeast Asian country, and four people left the island in a hurry at night on a pirate ship!

Fortunately, the target of the government forces was not them, but the island, so there was no pursuit.

But because he left in a hurry, he didn't bring much fresh water and food.

......

At the same time, East Sentinel Island, a hundred kilometers away, is a different picture.

"Recently, it was reported that the four pirates, known as the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, had confirmed that they had left Xiaomuming Island and may be transferred to the northwest after fighting with other pirates.

After the Environmental Protection Association landed on the island and found that its activity address did not have unique rare wild animals and other islanders, the Indonesian government applied to take over, which was protested by the World Oceans Organization

..." Another piece of news, Shen Bing took off his headphones and stretched his muscles

: "Northwest, this is coming towards our side..."

Ning Shu was very praised: "These four guys are very powerful, why don't you clear up all the pirates in this area?"

Tang Xiaoguo, who was sitting in the rocking chair, complained while eating yogurt and papaya: "Yes, if they clear out all the pirates, we don't have to be so afraid."

Shallow worried: "I heard the news that they are also pirates, what if they really run to our island?"

Ning Shu confidently compared the gesture of the pistol with his hand, closed one eye and made a sight: "Don't forget, we're not easy to mess with, biu!" Shallow

nodded and looked at the time: "Yaoyao's hygiene class is about to end, I'm going to take care of the babies for her..."

Ning Shu also stood up and stretched: "I'm also going to make a big pot of rice." "

......

At the bottom of the volcano, a flat area encloses an elaborate small open-air classroom.

A blackboard made of wood, terracotta and fire paint hangs from a peach tree, and an Ipad is used as a teaching aid next to it.

The chalk made of eggshell and gum, the desk with yellow flower pear, and the small bench made of bamboo are very delicate and cute.

Surrounded by beautiful and neat fences, each fence is painted with cartoon characters, and every few fences are also hung with wooden boards with cartoon hand-drawn drawings of Einstein, Newton, Edison, Confucius, Bel Grylls, Ed Stafford and others.

Under each hand-drawn is a quote or two they have said.

Occasionally, parrot chirping can be heard, but fortunately it does not disturb the atmosphere of the class.

More than a dozen children of all sizes sat on the small bench, all blinking their big watery eyes, listening to a beautiful girl lecture:

"Babies, remember to wash your hands before eating, wash your hands even more after wiping your butt, and use soap or hand sanitizer, like me, scrub inside and out for twenty-seven times..."

Jiang Yao, wearing a lace skirt and small leather shoes, patiently demonstrated to the babies.

"Everyone can supervise each other, and if anyone does not wash their hands according to the requirements after eating or wiping their farts, they can tell Teacher Yaoyao."

A little girl about four years old with a pigtail stretched out her little hand to make a small report, and said in a milky voice: "Dad didn't wash his hands once..."

"You know!"

Jiang Yao wondered: "I know I will definitely say it!"

"Dad wiped his mother's ass, and then he didn't wash it, and then mom you didn't say..."

Jiang Yao blushed and sweated, and stomped her foot in annoyance: "Xiao Yanyan, who let you not sleep in the middle of the night!" Not a good child, go to the penalty station! The

little girl did not dare to argue, stood aside aggrievedly, pursed her small mouth, and tears flashed in her eyes.

Another little baby whispered to the other babies: "I don't think Auntie Shallow has washed so many times..."

and then the little babies discussed.

"If it's an adult to help wipe the fart, do we still wash our hands?"

"Adults don't need to, I don't need adults to wipe now, but I listen to Aunt Yaoyao's words every time and wash them many times."

"You're a good boy."

"Dad is not."

"Mom said that she likes to play tennis and washes her hands after playing

..." "My mother likes to be a sister, and when she is a sister, she has to wash her hands..."

Jiang Yao was annoyed, these little dolls, they don't talk to each other on the same channel, they can still communicate?

I don't know who inherited it!

She knocked on the "blackboard" a few times with a small heart-shaped whip.

"Pay attention to classroom discipline!!"

Several little babies covered their mouths at once, but they could all mumble softly.

"Mother is angry

..." "It's so scary

..." "Will spank..." Jiang

Yao was a little unhappy, and looked very cute as if she was angry:

"You have to remember for me, you must learn the good aspects, don't learn the messy things of adults."

At this moment, the alarm clock on the tree went off drippingly, not loudly, but alerting the sleeping orangutan, the orangutan rubbed his eyes, and reluctantly took a small hammer "Dangdang" to ring a golden gong.

"Okay, good babies, the bell rings after class, line up to go to the bathroom, boys and girls have to separate, and the next art class, come back in 10 minutes, pay attention not to..." Before

Jiang Yao finished speaking, a group of children hula all ran to play.

Jiang Yao sighed helplessly, feeling exhausted.

At this time, shallow came over: "Hi, Yaoyao!

"Hey, shallow, you're finally here..."

"Well, the babies are very good."

Jiang Yao thought for a while, and said angrily: "It's not well-behaved at all.

"The little ones are naughty, if only they were older."

"But the small ones are bigger, and there will be even smaller ones." Besides, the big ones don't worry about it, I really want to send them to a real kindergarten now..."

Said, seeing that in the distant tree, a little baby climbed the Ziwei tree, and the other four babies shouted below to cheer.

"Look, it's all broken by Xiaozhe... Lu Xiaolu, you give me down! Jiang

Yao and Shallow were afraid that the child would fall and get hurt, so they quickly ran over.

Lu Xiaolu stuck out his tongue in a mocking manner, jumped down from the tree, and then put his hands behind his back.

"What are you doing up the tree? That's how you teach your brothers! "

Catch bugs..." "

You!" Jiang Yao felt that his brain was buzzing: "What bugs, throw them away!"

Lu Xiaolu shook his head.

"Take it out!"

Lu Xiaolu hesitated, stretched out his small hand, and held a 10cm red-tailed scorpion in his hand.

At that moment, Jiang Yao almost died directly.