Gensokyo, I am a slime, everyone loves me

Just as Bai Luo wanted to show off a bit more, two shouting voices suddenly came from the corridor, accompanied by sounds of fighting.

"Princess? Meihong? Why are they here?"

Yagokoro Eirin was surprised, and then saw Bai Luo inexplicably searching all over the room, looking for a place to hide.

Bai Luo finally opened a cabinet, clasped his hands together, and asked her, "Don't let Kaguya find me."

As he finished speaking, the cabinet door closed.

At the same time, the door burst open with a bang, and Kaguya rushed in: "Yagokoro Eirin! Where is that man!"

Chapter 53: Kaguya: It's so good!

Kaguya looked left and right, searching for a certain figure, but after a quick look around, she found nothing.

Seeing this, Fujiwara no Mokou, who had followed, also breathed a sigh of relief.

"Yagokoro Eirin, where is that person? Where did he go?"

Kaguya asked.

"Who? Princess, what are you talking about?"

Yagokoro Eirin looked puzzled when faced with Kaguya's question.

"It's the man that dead chicken brought! He was just here, right?"

Kaguya pointed to the two cups of tea on the table, indicating.

"You mean Bai Luo? He was indeed here just now, but he had something to do and left. Does Princess need him for something?"

"Left?" Kaguya glanced suspiciously at Yagokoro Eirin, her gaze falling on the still steaming tea.

Her black eyes narrowed, she said nothing more, and immediately began to search through cabinets and drawers, looking carefully.

This time, she searched almost every place where someone could hide.

Finally, Kaguya's gaze fell on a medium-sized medicine cabinet in the corner. Looking at the scattered potions and sundries in front of the cabinet, her lips curled up, and she said with certainty:

"It's here!"

Seeing this, Fujiwara no Mokou couldn't help but get nervous, and even Yagokoro Eirin was worried about being discovered.

However, when Kaguya opened the cabinet, she found nothing unusual. Inside were various potions whose effects were unknown, as well as some sundries.

She frowned.

If there was anything different, it was a blue spherical object in the interlining.

Kaguya closed the cabinet in disappointment. Just as Meihong breathed a sigh of relief, she suddenly opened it again, pointed at the blue spherical object in the interlining, and asked:

"What is this? I don't remember Yagokoro Eirin having an interest in collecting such things."

The air froze again.

Seeing Kaguya becoming more suspicious, Meihong racked her brain, and suddenly had an idea. She quickly explained: "This is a pillow, a gift Bai Luo gave Yagokoro Eirin when they met!"

"A pillow?"

Kaguya's expression became strange. She took the pillow out of the interlining and held it in her arms to try it.

It was soft and cool.

The feel was indeed good.

But giving a pillow as a见面礼 is a bit too ridiculous.

At least Kaguya couldn't imagine the scene of Yagokoro Eirin sleeping with a pillow.

Could it be that the pillow has some special properties?

Kaguya covered the pillow with spiritual power and began to examine it carefully. After a few seconds, she was surprised to find that the pillow trembled slightly.

Indeed!

This pillow definitely hides some secret!

The hidden function was triggered, and it can even vibrate!

Kaguya thought to herself, her eyes narrowed, and she increased the output of spiritual power. At the same moment, the pillow suddenly bounced up and hit her face directly.

Caught off guard, Kaguya was successfully "plastered" in the face by the pillow, and only felt everything go dark, unable to see anything.

"Woo... woo woo!"

After a lot of pulling, Kaguya finally shook the pillow off her face. She took deep breaths, her beautiful face full of bewilderment.

Soon, she also came to her senses and looked around, searching for the culprit, but after a look around, she still couldn't find his trace.

"Where is he!"

Kaguya slapped the table next to her, her anger overflowing.

The situation was obvious, this was that dog man!

Indeed, anyone who could hang out with that dead chicken was no good!

"Quickly call out that idiot!"

"You're the idiot! Idiot Princess!"

Suddenly, an indignant voice sounded from behind Meihong, followed by a small head poking out.

Kaguya was originally ready to make a move.

But when she saw that young face, she was stunned, and rubbed her eyes in disbelief. Only after making sure she wasn't mistaken, did she feel completely off.

No.

This is who the dead chicken is dating?

Where did she abduct this kid from? Why can't she abduct one?

"Don't tell Kaguya that your relationship is as Kaguya suspects."

"What nonsense are you talking about! I... Didn't I say it earlier! Bai Luo is just my friend, not the kind of relationship you think."

Meihong habitually referred to herself as 'Laozi', but remembering Bai Luo was still behind her, she immediately changed her words, while carefully glancing at Bai Luo behind her. Seeing that he had no unusual reaction, she breathed a sigh of relief.

Not only Meihong, but even Kaguya breathed a sigh of relief, thinking to herself: "It seems this dead chicken hasn't succeeded yet."

Thinking of this, her black eyes sparkled with excitement. Kaguya took out a candy from her long sleeve and handed it to Bai Luo, her beautiful face trying to be gentle:

"Want some candy? Sister's room has good stuff, want to come see?"

Seeing Kaguya's appearance of trying to abduct a child, Bai Luo's face immediately darkened, and he glared angrily at Kaguya.

"Who are you calling a child! And seeing good stuff! Who are you fooling! Are you going to say it's more exciting than a game if I ask if it's a game later!"

Kaguya also froze in place, seemingly not expecting Bai Luo to know such an old internet meme.

This situation made her even more excited about Bai Luo.

Such a cute Little One, and he's also a fellow enthusiast!

Doesn't that mean he'll have one more companion for gaming in the future!

As for the previous remarks about the chicken's partner not being very good, Kaguya could only silently say in her heart—it's so good.

Meihong listened to their conversation, and although she was confused, she could still tell that Kaguya had malicious intentions.

She shielded Bai Luo behind her and stared at Kaguya: "Dead NEET Princess! What do you want to do!"

"What do I want to do?"

Kaguya smiled, with a hint of playfulness in her eyes.

"Does that even need asking? Of course, it's to abduct him back to the room and sleep with him as a pillow!"

Before Meihong could respond, she continued: "I didn't expect you, dead chicken, to be into younger ones, but your taste is quite good. Since you are just friends, Kaguya won't be polite."

Red flames rose beside Meihong, gradually turning pure white, and space distorted accordingly.

If Bai Luo hadn't been present, she would have probably thrown a Phoenix Fire at her long ago, and then rushed forward to pull out this NEET Princess's tongue, in the literal sense.

Yagokoro Eirin watched from the side for a long time, her expression slightly awkward.

Ever since her Princess came into contact with a shikigami named computer, her former elegant image was gone forever. She stayed in her room all day, acting strangely, seemingly suffering from something called chuunibyou.

Kaguya ignored the enraged Meihong and continued to entice Bai Luo: "You also like surfing the internet and playing games, right? Sister is a gaming master. Stay with Sister, and I'll take you gaming every day."

"What sister! I told you not to treat me like a child! You fake Princess Moron!"

"Hmm?"

Kaguya paused, keenly sensing that something was wrong.

Chapter 54: Kaguya: Darling!

Moron?

Fake Princess?

Kaguya keenly caught these two keywords.

The former was fine, but the latter, she had only heard it from one person, and combined with the fact that the other party also understood internet memes and obviously went online...

Kaguya's eyes narrowed, and a bold guess arose in her heart.

She spoke quickly, with an impatient tone: "Moron, we agreed to a one-on-one fight the day before yesterday, why did you bail! Are you scared!"

"Scared of your grandma..."

Almost subconsciously, Bai Luo retorted, but realizing something was wrong, he immediately stopped, but it was already too late.

"Indeed! You are Thomas Spiral Slime, aren't you!"

Kaguya shouted his online name, extremely excited.

"I'm not, don't accuse me randomly. I do play games, but I'm not called Thomas Spiral Slime."

Bai Luo immediately denied it, but Kaguya clearly didn't believe him.

"Stop pretending, you're a Youkai, Slime is your race, Kaguya just needs to inquire about this, you can't hide it."

Fujiwara no Mokou heard their conversation, and her red eyes flashed with three parts shock and seven parts confusion.

Bai Luo is the netizen Kaguya usually talks about?

Is the world that small?

During this time, she had heard Kaguya mention this matter quite a bit, saying that as long as they could meet in reality, she would definitely beat him up.

Yagokoro Eirin was the same. A few days ago, her Princess had been persistently begging her to help find someone.

It turned out so coincidentally, it was actually Bai Luo.

"So, what do you want to do!"

Seeing Kaguya's look as if she wanted to eat him, Bai Luo strategically retreated a few steps, his golden eyes full of vigilance, ready to let Great Sage take over at any time.

He hadn't forgotten what this fake Princess had been yelling about online.

He also glanced at Yagokoro Eirin on the side. If she chose to help, he would punch Kaguya a few times unexpectedly, and then immediately teleport to the Sunflower Field.

Kaguya pressed closer, and Bai Luo also tensed up, ready at all times, but the next moment, Kaguya's actions made him freeze in place.

"Darling! Kaguya has been looking forward to the day we meet for a long time! Before meeting, Kaguya thought you must be handsome and incomparably cute, and seeing you today, it is indeed so!"

As Kaguya spoke, she naturally walked forward and linked her hands with Bai Luo's, staring at him intently.

A series of actions left Bai Luo momentarily stunned, he nodded blankly, Kaguya smiled, and took the opportunity to pull him closer, her long sleeve wrapping Bai Luo in her embrace.

"Since Darling, you agreed, come back to the room with Kaguya, Kaguya will take good care of you."

Bai Luo came back to his senses at this moment, and waves of fragrance from the white lining entered his nose.

He immediately disappeared with a teleport, reappearing three meters away, his small face visibly turning red. He angrily waved his fists: "Go back to your big head! Princess Moron, do you have any shame!"

She was clearly so boastful online.