Upon seeing this, Akihisa's nose started bleeding profusely. He quickly covered his nose and exclaimed with a serene expression, "Open-air hot springs are the best, don't you think, Yuuji!!"
- Head - Head -
"Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! My eyes! My eyes!" Yuuji wailed, rolling on the ground in agony as he clutched his eyes. "Kill me! Just kill me already!!"
Shoko remained unmoved, her face cold: "There are too many things here that Yuuji cannot see."
"..." Hideyoshi remained silent. He had heard that the titanium alloy eyes were almost finished and that Yuuji should be able to use them.
"Wait, don't be fooled!" Just then, the lecherous man, who should have been lying in a pool of blood, remained unmoved and didn't even bother to let his nose bleed.
"A silent pervert?" Even Akihisa found this scene quite unfamiliar: "Are you really a silent pervert?"
"Hehe, I've grown up!" The sullen pervert stood up with a determined look on his face, transforming into a tough guy.
After being repeatedly deceived by the screen, he is no longer the naive, silent pervert he once was.
"If I'm not mistaken, there will definitely be censorship later on, so I won't fall for it again..."
Before he could even finish saying "I'm done," the lecherous man's honest body betrayed him, and blood started flowing uncontrollably from his nose.
After a moment of silence, the lecherous man wiped away the blood from his nose and forced an explanation: "It's because it's too stuffy indoors."
"Wow, that's amazing! You've already broken the record for nosebleed tolerance!" Akihisa exclaimed in admiration. "You've really grown up, you silent pervert."
Seeing her uncle quickly block her view, Alicia couldn't help but chuckle: "Did you think I was naked? I'm still dressed."
Alicia walked towards her uncle, unaware that the sash of her clothes had gotten caught on a nearby wooden stake and was coming loose as she moved.
[Upon hearing her say she was wearing clothes, her uncle slowly lowered his arm, and then...] (Read thrilling novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
"Eek—!!" Alicia screamed as she realized her clothes had suddenly become strange, then quickly covered herself and shrank into the hot spring.
"Ijurasjuora"
[With lightning speed, the uncle pulled out a notebook from his storage space, quickly jotted it down, and then erased his memory in the blink of an eye.]
"Summoning notes, writing, erasing memories... It's outrageous that these things can be done in a second! Could your hand speed be any faster?"
"Wait, what's with all this pixelation on your screen? You're even blocking us gentlemen? Who do you think you are?"
Looking at the mosaic on the screen, everyone's lips twitched. Didn't you say they were all wearing clothes? Why don't you show what happens next?
Dear Immortal Spirit, we're practically best buddies, could you please give me some face and be lenient? Otherwise... don't force me to kneel down and beg you.
Meanwhile, the uncle, who was watching the projected image, suddenly had a nosebleed. He tactfully adjusted his glasses and explained the situation to the two younger relatives.
"No, don't misunderstand, this is definitely not because I saw any 'fan service'..."
Jingwen expressed his understanding: "I understand, it's because your memory has returned, right?"
[Teng Gong silently stood up, took the tissue box, and handed it to his uncle: "How could anyone get a nosebleed just from seeing a scene of fan service in real life?"]
"No, no, no, there really are people like that. They don't even need to look; they can bleed just by fantasizing... You tell me, right, you silent pervert!"
The image of the silent pervert instantly flashed into everyone's minds, and they couldn't help but feel a sense of respect.
This photographer, who once fought hard on the front lines, probably had enough nosebleeds to fill a bathtub; his health bar was thicker than a demon king's.
Gintama World
Shinpachi casually wiped away the blood from his nose, then awkwardly laughed, a little guilty: "Hahaha, yeah, how could there be such a person in real life, right, Gintoki!"
“Yeah, after all, it’s all pixelated, who would want to see this thing flowing…” Gintoki was halfway through his sentence when his gaze suddenly fell on the bloodstains left on Shinpachi’s face, and he immediately fell silent.
In order not to hurt Shinpachi's innocent and fragile self-esteem, Gintoki tried to gently remind him in the most tactful tone, "Arno, Shinpachi! What's that on your face...?"
"What are you talking about?" Shinpachi reached up and touched his face, then stared at the bloodstains on his hand for a moment before falling silent.
He explained casually, "Don't misunderstand, this is probably an injury I sustained in the Benizakura arc that hasn't healed yet."
"I see, the injury from the Benizakura arc." Gintoki's lips twitched, his face full of black lines, utterly speechless: "You really are useless even when given a chance, Shinpachi..."
That excuse is less believable than saying that Sorachi Gorilla came out and punched him; that would be more credible.
After all, everyone knows that the Benizakura Arc is Gintoki's home turf!
Meanwhile, Alicia had finished dressing and shyly apologized to her uncle, "I'm so sorry for making a fool of myself; I've shown you my humble side."
To her surprise, her uncle seemed completely unfazed, remaining remarkably calm and composed: "Hmm? Nothing."
“I thought so too.” Alicia was no longer so nervous and smiled with relief. “A mature man like you probably wouldn’t be interested in a little girl like me.”
The uncle seemed a little confused: "Really? I'm only 20 years old."
“I thought so… What!!!” Alicia was quite incredulous: “I thought you were already in your thirties.”
She never expected that beneath her uncle's mature appearance, he was actually the same age as her...
Chapter 1107, the Hot Spring Inn Arc, is over! The airheaded hero who dug his own grave.
Upon learning that her uncle was the same age as her, Alicia suffered an indescribable blow, but still tried to struggle one last time: "You... what month is your birthday?"
"I'll be in September."
"November."】
Faced with the cruel reality that her uncle was three months younger than her, Alicia's understanding was on the verge of collapse: "Younger than me..."
"Accept your fate. Although the truth is hard to accept, you have to admit that he is indeed three months younger than you."
Given the precedent set by the Fujimiya siblings, everyone seriously suspected that the growth process in that world was extremely abnormal, with appearance often undergoing several nuclear fissions with age.
Of course, it's also possible that they will actually evolve when they reach their growth stage, just like Cactusmon evolves into Flowermon and Angewomon evolves into SacredDragonmon.
Looks matter, so either be human or completely dehumanize yourself!
Azure Sea World
"You call this...twenty...years old?!" Although she had expected it, Chisa still couldn't help but widen her eyes when she saw her uncle's face, which looked so much like Teacher Tian Yuan's.
If my uncle changed his clothes and walked into the school, he could impersonate the head of the teaching department. The only thing that might be his mentality is that of a twenty-year-old.
“587” “Hmm, Chisa-chan…” After a moment of contemplation, Azusa-senpai said with a strange expression, “It’s possible that he will still look like this when he is forty.”
In a sense, achieving a youthful appearance has a small problem: the timing of the process might be a bit off...
"That guy!!" Iori and Kohei had transformed into demons, their faces contorted in a ferocious roar: "Erasing memories makes you tough..."
"Why are we left with only mosaics?! Damn it!"
Driven mad by jealousy, the two men raised their glasses, the lingering wine at the corners of their mouths combined with their astonishing facial expressions, making it hard to believe that these were human expressions!
Normally, Ai Lai would definitely complain, but now she not only didn't complain, but also joined the ranks of the jealous.
He picked up the beer on the table and gulped it down, tears welling in his eyes, his voice tinged with heartache: "What do you mean you're not interested in a little girl like me?"
"You idiot who can't even see your own feet when you look down, don't you want to listen to what you're saying? I...I want to too...waaaaah..."
What are you thinking? Do you also want to become light?
Looking at the juniors who were on the verge of going crazy, Tokita-senpai and Kotobuki-senpai sighed. This is truly a sad story, juniors.
After learning that her uncle was a few months younger than her, Alicia, unwilling to accept this, quickly explained that her birthday might be wrong because she had no memory of anything before she was nine years old.
"So, Kuroki, could you please use your memory-revealing magic to see what happened 11 years ago in August..."
The uncle, unaware of the situation, did not refuse and projected the memories onto the child's head.
[What came into view was blood everywhere and a carriage; she had been rescued by the village's self-defense force when she was nearly captured by goblins.]
Perhaps due to a head injury, Alicia lost her memory, carrying only a children's drawing that wished her sister a happy 10th birthday.
After seeing these memories, Alicia's first reaction was to continue emphasizing the issue of age: "So, it's still uncertain whether my birthday is actually in August."
[Anyway, she would never admit that she's older than her mature-looking uncle...]
"No, sis, are you trying to prove you're not necessarily older than your uncle by recalling these tragic memories? You've got the point wrong!!"
"As expected of a naturally naive hero, his somewhat bizarre and convoluted thought process is truly unfathomable."
Watching Alicia repeatedly emphasize her age, the people from other worlds felt a bit uneasy. It was supposed to be a sad story, so why were they so focused on this aspect...?
You should really take that children's drawing wishing your sister a happy tenth birthday to heart, you silly, innocent hero!
After reviewing the memories, the uncle didn't focus on the age issue. Instead, with a serious and guilty expression, he asked Alicia, "Are these memories very precious to you?"
"Is that even a question?" For Alicia, who has no memories of her past, everything she has experienced is her most precious treasure.
Upon hearing this, the uncle decided to no longer hide it and confessed that he knew about memory magic: "I have erased your memories twice."
[Then her uncle told her to prepare for a nosebleed and recounted his memories of the goblin army and the Dark Labyrinth.]
Alicia, having regained her memories, seemed somewhat unable to accept these things: "So, the one who should be the hero in eliminating goblins isn't me, but you!!"
"Wasn't it you who silently repaired the barrier sealing the city? Only a legendary hero would do that."
"Uh... not necessarily. I know a sadistic hero who often destroys city walls and barriers and is heavily in debt at a young age."
"My uncle is a real man. When he learned that Alicia's memories were very important to her, he chose to tell her the truth."
Listening to Alicia's opinion on the hero, the people from other worlds shook their heads one after another with dark faces. No, no, no, girl, the legendary hero might not be as wonderful as you imagine.
Being in debt is already commonplace. If you go to the starting village, there's a high chance you'll run into him carrying bricks and mortar near the city wall.
Without a doubt, this city wall was most likely destroyed by the sadistic hero's team...
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