Chaldea, the world of Type-Moon
“The inflation in this other world is a bit too much,” Da Vinci said with a look of surprise. “In terms of purchasing power, you’d probably have to throw dozens of these coins on the ground to feel uncomfortable.”
This is no longer a question of whether the coins will depreciate; she can't help but wonder if the losses from making the copper coins can be recovered.
I'm afraid that even the copper coins we manage to produce won't be enough to buy the raw materials...
Unless someone's family really owns a mine, with incredibly abundant mineral resources, more common than stones on the roadside, who would dare to do this?
Dr. Roman's lips twitched, forcing a smile that looked more like a grimace: "How did the king become king? These prices... are they trying to kill adventurers?"
Four hundred thousand copper coins are only enough for one night's stay at a hot spring inn. With such incredible purchasing power, you really can't survive in this other world without some skill.
“You should be glad that it was in a magical world,” Leonardo da Vinci sighed helplessly. “Otherwise, you wouldn’t even have money to eat if you didn’t carry several cartloads of copper coins with you.”
As one art student who failed his college entrance exam said, this amount of money wouldn't be enough to move even with several horse-drawn carriages.
After paying the bill, the uncle and the elf girl each soaked in the hot spring. The uncle's bathing was skipped at Jingwen's insistence.
[So, on his way back to his room to rest, the uncle discovered that the elven girl, dressed in a yukata, had been waiting by the roadside for quite some time.]
"You look quite dashing in that yukata."
Hearing her uncle's rare praise, the elven girl happily twirled in front of him: "The knight's biography from 400 years ago does have instructions on how to wear a yukata!"
As she spoke, she solemnly opened her storage space, pulled out a knight's biography, and opened it to find instructions on the correct way to wear a kimono.
The two chatted as they walked, and before they knew it, they had arrived at the door of the elf girl's room: "It's there..."
"Really... then my room is..." Just as the uncle turned around to look for his room, the elven girl grabbed his sleeve.
"This is it, we'll be sharing a room!" The elven girl lowered her head shyly, acting coy and proud. "There's nothing I can do about it; I heard this is the only room available."
"Really?" Uncle looked around curiously, puzzled. "But I didn't see any other guests."
"Is that even a question? It's fake, Uncle! They've even used the classic 'empty room' trick. Those who know, know."
"Textbook example of arrogance. I seriously suspect that of the 400,000 copper coins used to bribe the boss, 300,000 of them were from the elf girl."
Seeing the elven girl reveal her true intentions, the expressions of the people from other worlds became quite strange. Oh no, she has really mastered the tricks of men.
They've even mastered the classic empty room trick.
Amagi Brilliant World
"It's clear that Miss Elf went to great lengths to brush up on her knowledge of time travelers so that the old man would see her wearing clothes from his hometown."
As the amusement park's three mascots, Tiramisu and Macaron sit on massage chairs with a roguish air, exuding the resentment of working-class people.
“Indeed, she even carries her reference books with her, but…” At this point, Tiramisu’s face twisted as she looked at her uncle who was about to leave, and her resentment intensified.
"The problem lies with this guy!"
This guy is really like someone trying to stir-fry pebbles in a pot of vegetables—completely impervious to oil and salt! The other side is practically ready to give up, yet he still hasn't reacted.
"I didn't want to share a room with you either, but there's nothing I can do about it," the elven girl lied with a beaming smile, her expression completely contradicting her words.
Just then, the boss's daughter ran over with an innocent look on her face and said with a big smile, "I also think you definitely wouldn't agree."
"Actually, besides the two of you, there are only a few other guests today. I can prepare another room for you..."
Before the little girl could finish speaking, the elven girl slowly walked towards her and silently placed her hand on her head.
The little girl seemed to have seen some terrifying monster; she was terrified and trembled uncontrollably on the spot.
And so, after the little girl left, traumatized by her childhood, the elven girl finally smiled again: "Come on, let's go inside."
"You've narrowed your path, little girl! You still need to practice reading adults' expressions and expressions. Sometimes you can't just blurt out the truth."
"Oh, poor child, he has experienced hell at such a young age. Look how scared he is. He will have nightmares every night."
The people from other worlds were also speechless. This unlucky kid was scared by his uncle first, and now he's scared by the elf girl. His childhood trauma is finally over.
Magical Girl Illya World
"No way, how could you do this to such a cute child?" Rin Tohsaka's pupils constricted sharply as she stared at the scene in disbelief.
As someone who's also a tsundere, she could understand the elf girl's desire for the little girl to shut up, but scaring a child like that was going too far...
As adults, can't you choose a gentler and more reliable approach, like giving some gold coins as hush money?
Ilya's face darkened upon hearing this: "You're the one who should be more reliable, Rin-neechan!"
"Using gold coins as hush money is too materialistic! It will corrupt this little girl."
Normally, shouldn't you give the little girl a lollipop to keep it a secret, just like I do, always keeping a lollipop in my bag just in case?
"This is reality, Illya-chan." Upon hearing this, Rin Tohsaka, 117, felt a pang of shame and sighed with a look of melancholy, "Welcome to the adult world!"
Just as an elven girl doesn't care about her image to scare little girls, the adult world is just that cruel.
After all, there's still that clueless old man (Shirou). Without some tricks, how can he outshine the Golden Drill?
Opportunities are created by oneself. As the saying goes, the struggle for the crown prince has always been like this!
After scaring the little girl away, the elf girl finally succeeded in tricking her uncle, and they went into the room together.
Upon entering the room and seeing the tatami mats, the elf excitedly pounced on them: "This is tatami, right? Does it bring back memories?"
“No, my room has wooden floors, and I usually sleep in bed, so I don’t feel any nostalgia.” The uncle silently grabbed a corner of the blanket and, under the girl’s blank gaze, dragged it towards the closet.
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After saying this, the uncle slammed the closet door shut without any hesitation, leaving the room to the elf girl, and then disappeared into the closet himself.
After regaining her senses, the elven girl opened the closet door in shock: "What's going on with this space?!"
"Um, this place is usually used to keep pets, like Doraemon, Guitar Hero Kaguya, Yorozuya Kagura, and so on..."
"This guy is really stubborn! What's the difference between going out all night with his girlfriend and actually playing games to rank up?"
Seeing their uncle hiding in Doraemon's private space, the people from other worlds were helpless. Even the God of Love would probably turn around and leave cursing. Giving you a chance is useless!
I thought this would be a high-level match for Memory Fairy, but it turns out it's a bronze-level match!
Chapter 1099 Uncle's Massage - High Energy Throughout!
The elven girl was extremely disappointed to discover that her uncle had no intention of sleeping together at all. She slumped onto the bed, listlessly muttering to herself.
"What's going on? I've been looking for you for a month, you stupid orc..."
"Are you tired?" Just then, her uncle, who had somehow climbed out of the closet, grabbed the girl's legs like a strange creature.
Then, without further ado, the elven girl began massaging him: "The muscles in your legs are indeed very stiff."
[That's right, upon hearing the other person's complaints, the uncle also felt that he should repay the elf girl's kindness, so he decided to relieve the other person's tense muscles through massage.]
"I am very grateful to you. Without your heartfelt warmth and light, I might not have been able to transform back into a human from a dragon!"
As he spoke, the uncle demonstrated all the massage techniques he had learned from television, causing the girl to scream in pain. She kicked him away forcefully and scrambled away.
"Don't dodge!" However, the uncle, who had been kicked in the face, still relentlessly pursued him: "The pain in your acupoints means you've accumulated a lot of fatigue. After all, it's my fault, so I need to help you relieve it."
As he spoke, he grabbed the elven girl's legs again...
"Wait a minute, is your self-taught massage a legitimate service? And what's with the mosaic? It's going too far to be so sensitive, even to a blind person like me."
“If this happened to anyone else, I would definitely suspect their motives, but with my uncle… I believe he was just giving me a massage.”
Seeing the screen filled with mosaics, the righteous crowd immediately issued a stern condemnation: "Wait, what do you mean by this? What do you take us for? Why are you censoring us like this?!"
This is just to relieve muscle stiffness! Memory Fairy, please remove the mosaic; there are plenty of fish head offerings and such.
Baka and Test: Summoning World
"Pfft-"
Looking at the screen full of mosaics, Mingjiu and the silent pervert coughed up blood, broke down in tears, and pounded the ground, shouting in despair.
"Damn it, this is deception! No! This is outright fraud! They've stolen my naivety!"
"Where are the police! Call the police, I absolutely have to call the police!"
As the saying goes, a man's breakdown often only takes a moment. After all expectations were dashed, the two... no, not just the two, but the entire F class was howling like ghosts.
"Damn it, mosaic must be the most painful invention in the world! It has destroyed the purest dream of an innocent young boy."
"My Lord Memory Fairy, why are you being so dedicated at this particular moment?!"
The F class was filled with a mix of emotions: grief, resentment, despair, and even those who vowed to study hard and remove the mosaic when they grew up, only to forget about it again in the blink of an eye.
Hideyoshi, having taken in this hellish scene, shook his head helplessly: "What a bunch of idiots, don't you think, Yuuji?"
Yuuji hadn't heard a word Hideyoshi was saying; he was still clutching his eyes and wailing in agony, "Aaaaaah, my eyes! My Mangekyou Sharingan...!"
Hideyoshi fell silent upon seeing this: "..."
In just a few minutes, your eyes have suffered three blinding blows. Even the Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, let alone the Mangekyou Sharingan, couldn't withstand that!
Yuuji, for the sake of your eyes, you should wait until you skip this part to watch it. There's no way your younger brother's eyes can upgrade your Eternal Kaleidoscope here.
[Realizing she couldn't stop her uncle's behavior, the elf girl took the initiative and tickled him, instantly making him burst into laughter.]
"Hahaha... Stop... Stop... Stop it now..."
Under the girl's relentless onslaught, the uncle, exhausted from laughing, suddenly pinned the disheveled elf girl down, instantly creating an atmosphere that was somewhat inappropriate for children.
"It's heavy, get out of the way." Although the elven girl said this, she didn't resist at all; even her ears turned bright red.
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