Baka and Test: Summoning World

"Speaking of hot springs..." Akihisa solemnly constructed a strange equation in his mind.

Hot springs + beautiful girls + a perfect utopia!! As a man, he couldn't help but watch, but…

"Aaaaaah, my eyes, my eyes!" Yuuji's painful wailing as he covered his eyes, combined with the pervasive murderous aura, forced Akihisa to be on high alert.

Shoko Kirishima coldly held up two fingers: "Yuji, you can't look."

"It hasn't even started yet!!"

"Once it starts, it will be a dance of wine and spirits."

After concluding that he was a good-for-nothing, Akihisa looked at the silent pervert and his eyes lit up: "Nice, silent pervert!"

The lecherous man who had been lying unconscious in a pool of blood miraculously came back to life after hearing about the scene of sexual exploitation.

At that moment, while hanging blood bags and fiddling with professional photography equipment, he even took a moment to give Akihisa a thumbs-up...

Don't worry, leave everything to me, Abbot (brother)!

Seeing how much Teng Gong anticipated the scene, Uncle was momentarily unsure, so he took out his phone and called Xian Ling.

"Let me ask, that..."

After ending the call, the uncle smiled and pointed out the content of the conversation to Sister Teng Gong: "Xianling said there were no scenes of wardrobe malfunctions."

Upon hearing the news, Teng Gong's eyes immediately lost their sparkle, and he sighed in disappointment. His hopes had been dashed.

"The spirits of memory will position themselves in the most suitable viewing position; for scenes like bathing, they will pay special attention to protecting privacy."

"Tsk, what a disappointment. They were quite willful before, why are they suddenly so concerned about privacy now?"

"Good heavens, this fairy spirit is truly extraordinary! She's not only a photographer but also a video editor—she's doing two jobs!"

Seeing their uncle contacting the fairies by phone, the people from other worlds were even more speechless. It seems that the fairies not only have two jobs, but they are also very up-to-date with the times.

If possible, could you please send me the fairy's phone number? I just want to talk to her about privacy issues.

For example, could we make an exception or something...?

Chapter 1096 A Transmigrated Senior Who Died After Reincarnating for Ten Days and Lived to the Age of 88!

As the scene began to play, the view shifted to the center of a misty hot spring, and seeing the figures appearing and disappearing within, both Jingwen and Tenggong were instantly filled with anticipation.

[My uncle is really something, saying hot springs don't have any perks? What isn't this a perk?]

[As the two watched intently, the steam above the hot spring gradually dissipated, revealing the uncle's handsome face, who appeared to be thoroughly enjoying himself.]

“Awoo~ Hoo~”

"..." Jingwen and Tenggong's eyes instantly lost their sparkle, their faces filled with visible disappointment. Without the slightest hesitation, they told their uncle to skip this part.

"I know there won't be any fan service scenes, but you can't show me this, Brother Xianling!"

Seeing their uncle roaring like an orc in the hot spring, the people from other worlds covered their eyes and screamed in pain. Oh no, they'd seen something unclean.

What happened to shooting from the best angle? What happened to respecting privacy? At least be professional and blur my face!

In short, Memory Fairy, you're fired!

Azure Sea World + Er Yin Wu Qi (Nine) Tumor Shirt Your World

"Immortal—Spirit—!!" Looking at the handsome face on the screen that resembled a demon, Iori's smile froze, and blood kept spilling from her eyes.

boom!

Seeing his dear friend tormented by his injuries, Kohei slammed his fist into the ground. The cruelty of reality left him powerless to do anything but watch helplessly.

"Damn it! Why, why did this have to happen?!"

In that instant, it was as if the two of them saw a shadow that would haunt them for a lifetime, and all the long-buried memories began to slowly surface from the depths of their minds...

That was the innocent confusion when they first peeked at pornographic books in elementary school; that was the awkwardness when they secretly read pornographic books in middle school; that was the deep friendship when they were caught peeping in high school...

Hmm? Wait a minute, something seems off.

"Kiss me, what the hell are you reminding me of?!" Iori kicked Kohei with a ferocious expression: "We only met in college, didn't we, you idiot?!"

"What a coincidence, that's exactly what I was thinking!" Kohei's eyes turned into two scarlet red dots as he roared and charged forward.

"..." Looking at the non-existent memories that appeared in the minds of the two, Senior Tokita couldn't help but sigh, "The juniors are as lively as ever."

"You're being way too lively, senior!" Ai Lai said, somewhat embarrassed. "You're even going to have a revolving lantern effect, huh?"

"It's just a fleeting moment, it's nothing." Chisa looked at the two wrestling, as if they were two pests, her face full of disgust.

These non-existent memories are filled with nothing but garbage.

[At the insistence of Jingwen and Tenggong, the uncle had no choice but to rewind the timeline, bringing us back to the moment when they were on their way to the hot springs with the elf girl.]

[At this moment, the elven girl is using storage magic to return her equipment to the subspace.]

"The armor...it got sucked in?" The uncle stared in astonishment at the scene, then mimicked the elven girl's movements in a very convincing manner.

Although he successfully concocted the storage magic, he almost got sucked into the subspace because part of the scarf was absorbed into it.

"Putting on and taking off armor is an application of spacetime rift storage magic." The elven girl was shocked and helpless, but still explained, "This is a secret technique of the Elgar royal family."

"Royalty..." Although his uncle was still trying to pull the scarf out of the subspace, he was still very curious about this so-called royalty.

The elven girl, who didn't want to discuss this, became haughty again: "Hmph, it's too late to change your attitude now..."

[Faced with the arrogant girl's behavior, the uncle, as always, remained aloof, ignoring her words and continuing to offer his own opinions.]

"I like Pakal in 'Guardian Hero,' not because of his royal status, but because of his cool moves."

He then looked at the elven girl with a serious expression: "Identity doesn't matter, you are you."

Deeply moved by what she had just heard, the elven girl smiled and nodded gently, "Yes."

"No wonder everyone says that natural beauty can overcome tsundere; she can always deliver a critical hit from an unexpected place. Who can resist that..."

"Royal secret techniques? Sorry, they're no longer relevant. In front of my uncle, this cheat-like genius, it's just a piece of cake."

Watching the uncle making these bizarre analogies, everyone watching the video was both amused and exasperated. Just how deep was his love for Sega? His unwavering faith was terrifying.

Not only did I learn all sorts of bizarre quotes and inexplicable life lessons from Sega games.

What's even more frightening is that he can always find an example within Sega that best fits the current situation, and there's always one that can be used...

As they chatted, they arrived at their destination, a hot spring inn. A sign at the entrance bore the large Japanese characters "Rengoku Onsen" (煉狱火齋).

The uncle's eyes widened upon seeing the characters from his hometown: "Japanese? A hotel? Why are you here?"

The elven girl, who discovered that her uncle seemed to be able to read, was also somewhat surprised: "Could it be true, as Mabel said, that you are a time traveler?"

The elven girl had also read similar accounts of this inn in her books.

This hot spring was established by Murayama, a transmigrator from over twenty years ago. However, he only survived for about 10 days after arriving in this other world before passing away at the age of 88.

At this moment, even Teng Gong and Jing Wen were greatly shocked. They hadn't expected that besides their uncle and Mabel's ancestor, there were other time travelers.

"Good heavens, another fellow countryman! This other world is practically deserted; it's all transmigrators!" (Read thrilling novels on Feilu Novel Network!)

"Lived for 10 days and died at the age of 88? Sir... if I may ask, how old were you when you traveled through time?"

Hearing this, everyone was shocked and stood there stunned... God, you really don't discriminate! Why send someone so old to another world?

Even if it's to boost year-end performance, you can't do this just to meet KPIs. It's outrageous!

Emiya Family's Meal World

"He stayed in another world for 10 days and died at the age of 88." Upon hearing this news, Shirou's brain went blank, and the corner of his mouth twitched uncontrollably.

"That's true, old... but still vigorous."

Having watched so many videos and seen all sorts of reincarnated individuals, this was the first time he had ever seen someone this age still striving for success.

“Who says otherwise?” Cú Chulainn’s face was full of unspeakable emotions, his tone somewhat complicated: “He’s almost ninety years old, and he’s still running a hot spring inn in another world…”

Does this mean that this age is still the age for striving? What about Saber, who's still freeloading?

Ilya muttered speechlessly, "Ten days, is that considered a trip to another world?"

“Who would come to this lousy place for tourism?” Rin Tohsaka sighed helplessly. “Just look at my uncle’s experience. The locals are so rude.”

Besides, what good is traveling to another world at the age of nearly 90? What else can he do besides raising the average age of reincarnated people?

Another World Quartet World

"Tell me, was that senior named Murayama someone you were in charge of?" Kazuma reached out and pinched Aqua's cheek, rubbing it repeatedly, and said through gritted teeth, "A top performer..."

"Ouch, ouch, ouch." Aqua struggled to escape Kazuma's clutches, rubbing her cheeks with tears in her eyes. "Do you remember how many slices of bread you've eaten? How am I supposed to remember?"

With so many people reincarnated in Japan, if she had to register them all, would she still be able to maintain her position as a top salesperson?

"But I'm sure it wasn't me. I wouldn't stoop so low as to reincarnate an eighty-year-old man!"

Subaru Natsuki nodded repeatedly as he listened, and then stepped in to help Aqua out of the predicament: "Kazuma-kun, I also think this time it shouldn't be Aqua's fault."

He's so old he can barely hold a spoon anymore, how can you expect him to be a hero?

Stop joking, go wash up and go to bed. Aqua may not be very smart, but she's not that stupid.

“I understand the logic, but…” Kazuma thought about Aqua’s usual behavior and felt a lot of suspicion towards her.

It's like she's so engrossed in the manga that she throws people into another world without even looking at them while performing reincarnation tasks. She's really capable of doing things like that!

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