Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

"Danger!" Sensing the danger, the uncle scooped the elf into his arms, and they both fell into the muddy puddle below.

Now, even Dordolf, who had just been ready to fight, was at a loss: "Boss, what do we do?"

"Never mind that, I have no interest in elves who fell into a stinky ditch." Hagen gritted his teeth and tried to forcefully pull off the ring, but to no avail.

"Damn it!"

Upon seeing this, the mercenary group remained silent for a moment before bursting into applause, sincerely congratulating, "Congratulations! Congratulations, boss..."

"Haha, congratulations from your underlings are always so unexpected. Congratulations, boss! We wish you a healthy baby soon."

"What else can we do? Since we can't get rid of it, we can only congratulate the boss. What a great team of subordinates... By the way, how many tables are you planning for the wedding banquet?"

"Good news, this ring is one of only seven in the world, and it's incredibly valuable. Bad news, you can't get it off. You're probably stuck being this fourth aunt for good..."

Watching their subordinates clap their hands without any real engagement, everyone was nearly dying of laughter. How come they hadn't noticed before that these subordinates were surprisingly cheeky and knew how to read the room?

People are probably already thinking about how much to give as a wedding gift, but this guy came out and did absolutely nothing, and even witnessed his boss being proposed to – what a bargain!

Chapter 1091 Let's buy a proper air conditioner! This Ice Fairy is not proper!

Seeing that the ring wouldn't come off no matter what, Hagen quickly led everyone away; he needed to go back and get someone to remove the damned ring.

"Speaking of which, why did you go to borrow money?" The uncle asked the elven girl, somewhat puzzled, from inside the mud.

When he sold the ring, didn't he give the elf several bags of gold coins? How come he's short of money again so quickly and even had to borrow from loan sharks?

"What can I do?" The elven girl blushed and showed off the ring in her hand, looking somewhat aggrieved. "I want to buy this back, but I don't have enough money."

"What a shady business! I've definitely run into one! The money from selling the ring isn't even enough to redeem the original one, and they even have to take out a loan at exorbitant interest rates... Which shop is so corrupt? Tell me their name so I can avoid them."

Seeing the two chatting happily, the people outside the video seemed to want to say something but held back. I understand the reasoning, but can we stand up and say something?

Sitting in the mud and talking like that, doesn't your butt get cold...?

Grand Carnival World

Upon hearing about the elf girl's ordeal in redeeming the ring, Gudako frowned slightly, slammed her hand on the table, and angrily cursed, "I hate unscrupulous merchants more than anything else in my life!"

After saying that, her cheeks puffed out, her teeth clenched so hard they clattered, and she looked as if she was about to rush out and settle accounts with that unscrupulous merchant.

“You’re right, but…” Da Vinci paused halfway through his sentence, staring at Gudako with a strange look: “Why are you talking to me? I’m not a swindler.”

stare--

Upon hearing this, Gudako and Mashu remained expressionless, staring straight at Da Vinci without the slightest ripple in their eyes.

"Ahem, well... the price might be a little bit high, but I'm doing it all to uphold humanity!"

Da Vinci quickly succumbed to their gazes, but still tried to justify himself with righteous words...

Although she monopolizes Chaldea Saint Quartz and often promotes the idea of ​​"pay-to-win" with a smile, it's all for Chaldea.

Compared to the neighboring Konoha Village, which is already broke and lacks the funds to protect itself, and Gouka, who sells official positions and titles, she's already quite conscientious.

Regarding the elven girl's puzzling behavior of redeeming the ring, the uncle, lacking in emotional intelligence, appeared quite confused: "I specifically exchanged it for cash."

"Sigh, what a waste. You didn't need to wear such expensive jewelry; you're already beautiful enough."

[The uncle's blunt remark left the elven girl speechless; a blush spread all the way to her ears, and she completely forgot her usual tsundere demeanor.]

After a brief silence, the elven girl, as if deliberately changing the subject, reached out and smoothed her uncle's mud-covered hair.

"Covered in mud, elves and beastmen are practically indistinguishable now," the elven girl said, cupping her dirty face in her hands and flashing a bright smile at her uncle.

"That's a very profound statement. It's just a pity that the person you're facing is a blockhead, and a piece of rotten wood that's allergic to romance."

"Sincerity is always the ultimate weapon. I don't even know if my uncle is faking it or not. He always manages to deliver a direct hit and strike unexpectedly."

Seeing their uncle suddenly seem to have a breakthrough again, the people from other worlds were all bewildered. "Big brother, are you just incredibly good at this, or do you completely lack the ability?!"

With a single basic attack that concealed a powerful attack, he almost smitten the elf girl. I'd believe you if you said you were Kamen Rider Kuuga.

Looking at the elven girl's bright smile, the uncle paused for a moment, then sighed, saying he'd had enough of being covered in mud and needed to take a bath.

Led by the elven girl, the two rose and headed towards the nearby hot springs...

Halfway there, the elven girl started talking again, asking curiously, "I'd like to ask, why are you so particular about cleanliness?"

The uncle was speechless upon hearing this: "Everyone needs to take a bath at least once a day!"

The elven girl immediately adopted a senior's demeanor, explaining the adventurer's experience to her uncle: "A seasoned adventurer won't complain even if they don't wash for a month, and so will I..."

Before she could finish speaking, the elven girl's life experience instantly earned her uncle's look of disdain, and he subtly distanced himself from her.

Enraged, the elven girl immediately unleashed a barrage of slaps on her uncle.

"..." Looking at her uncle's face full of disgust, the people from other worlds were speechless. Girl, you really can't blame your uncle this time. This reaction is so real!

If you had someone around you who hadn't showered for a month, you'd not only look disgusted, but you'd also kick them away.

Another World Quartet World

"This is quite an eye-opener. So it's normal for seasoned adventurers to go a month without showering. But speaking of adventurers..."

Subaru Natsuki glanced subtly in the direction of Kazuma's team, then casually took a small step back, and then moved to the side.

The others followed suit, and in no time, the area around the Kazuma Squad was cleared out.

"Kaz! The gazes around us are just amazing." Darkness was flushed with excitement, panting heavily, writhing like a maggot.

"..." Very well, this one is already useless and can't be relied on.

“Um, Lady Aqua…” Emilia looked awkwardly at the idiot goddess beside her and pointed to Kazuma and the others in the center: “You should stand there.”

"Why???" Aqua tilted her head, looking puzzled. "I'm perfectly fine standing here."

Seeing that Aqua was still confused, Emilia slowly covered her face with her hands. "It's alright, as long as you're happy, Aqua-sama."

Kazuma's lips twitched: "..." Very well, this one was already useless, so she's even more useless now. I never intended to count on her at all.

I won't say a word until my lawyer arrives. (Read thrilling novels at Feilu Novel Network!)

Besides, they were talking about experienced adventurers, what does that have to do with our small party that hasn't even left the starting village?

Besides, you've seen plenty of pictures of us taking a shower, so why treat us like this?

After finishing their JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Keibun and Fujimiya suddenly felt a chill: "It's so cold, I want to soak in a hot spring too..."

Before he could finish speaking, a casual glance from his eyes instantly stunned both of them.

[Only then did I realize that, thanks to the magical effect of the air conditioner, the indoor temperature had dropped to 10 degrees Celsius, and frost had even formed on the chairs.]

"The room temperature in August is 10 degrees Celsius... It's too cold! Uncle, please stop the air conditioner magic."

Although the uncle quickly canceled the spell, the cold air in the room didn't disappear immediately, and the three of them could only huddle under the covers, shivering.

"Let's open a window."

"No, let's forget it. What if we anger the Ice Fairy... and humanity perishes..."

Fujimiya was on the verge of tears: "What kind of nonsense is this, where humans perish just from opening a window?"

"Hey guys, are you really that engrossed in watching this? The house's practically frozen over!"

"I didn't expect this fairy spirit to be such an honest person. It can work all day long using a fish head. However, it would be even better if it were a little more intelligent."

Seeing the few people shivering under the covers, everyone was helpless and even seriously suspected that the Ice Fairy was doing it on purpose. Judging from her previous behavior, she seemed to be a prankster!

Emiya Family's Meal World

Seeing the three people trapped in a desperate situation, Shirou felt an unprecedented sense of frustration: "It's just opening a window, it shouldn't be enough to wipe out humanity, right?"

"Hard to say." Rin Tohsaka shook her head speechlessly, then pointed to the screen: "With Senrei's temper, I feel she's even harder to deal with than Gilgamesh."

Not long ago, humanity was almost wiped out because of a magical phenomenon caused by turning on the air conditioner, so opening a window also carries significant risks.

The Saber King paused for a moment, then asked somewhat strangely, "If we can't open the windows, why don't they just go outside and hide?"

"!!!" The words of the Saber King instantly shocked everyone. That's right, if you can't afford to offend him, can't you at least avoid him?

All you have to do is tell the Ice Fairy that you're only here to buy a fish head as an offering, and then come back later. Everything will be fine.

What a brilliant idea! I never expected that Saber, who is usually a bit airheaded, would have such amazing wisdom. It's truly impressive.

To avoid angering the Ice Fairy and causing the extinction of all humanity, the three still dared not open the window.

At this moment, Teng Gong, whose voice was trembling from the cold, offered a suggestion: "Let's just buy a proper air conditioner. I can help pay for it."

"No need!" Although his uncle was huddled under the covers because of the cold, he refused without hesitation: "I also have the dignity of an online video blogger."

"Forget it, Uncle! Let's not talk about your dignity as a video blogger. It's more practical to just buy an inverter air conditioner."

"Wait a minute, buy a proper air conditioner? No, are there any improper air conditioners? Got it, you're subtly implying that Bing Xianling is improper."

Looking at the trio who were freezing cold, everyone sighed deeply. You guys really are tough on the job. If it really doesn't work, just offer up another fire spirit.

Once the fire spirit loses control of the field, offer a water spirit, and repeat this process until you find a crucial balance point.

Chapter 1092 Parasitic Monster! Zejiang, a guest at Jingwen's house.

[With no other option, the three were forced to chat idly under blankets in the sweltering heat. So, to pass the time, the uncle played a short story set in another world.]

That was a little incident that happened when my uncle, Mabel, and the elf girl were staying at the same inn...

As always, Mabel was fast asleep in bed, while the elven girl stayed by her side, reading Mabel's mother's book, which contained all the secrets of the Ice Clan.

Meanwhile, the uncle was strolling around town when he overheard the residents discussing "parasitic monsters."