"Senior, do you have any last words?" After regaining her senses, Mashu's eyes were filled with deathly stillness. I would be an idiot to still believe my senior.
"Yes." Gudako, knowing her death was imminent, nodded with a sorrowful expression, and then...
"A-Guru!!"
"Aaaaaaah..." Mashu was driven almost crazy, clutching her head in despair and letting out a mournful cry as she looked up at the sky.
Looking at their uncle's somewhat sinister smile, Jingwen and Tenggong suddenly felt a chill run down their spines, both worried about the other's mental state.
"Uncle...is it alright for him to talk to those things? Like, in a mental sense..."
"Well, as you can see," the uncle said, flashing a seemingly healthy smile.
[In a relaxed tone, tell Jingwen and Tenggong that there's absolutely no need to worry about their mental or psychological issues; just look at yourself now and you'll know.]
Monthly Girls Nozaki-kun
Seeing her uncle's slightly terrifying smile, Mikoshiba was quite frightened. The color drained from her face instantly, and she managed to force a smile that looked worse than crying.
"This actually looks quite normal... haha... ahaha..."
Hmm, I might have nightmares tonight!
However, what is certain at least is that my uncle's condition is very stable, and he appears to be schizophrenic.
"Hey, what's wrong, Yu Yu? Hey, don't scare me!"
Seeing Mikoshiba completely stunned, Sakura became extremely anxious. She grabbed his shoulders and shook him violently, shouting urgently, "Cheer up!!"
As the white spirit floated out of Mikoshiba's mouth, Kosakura slowly released her grip, speechlessly watching Mikoshiba foam at the mouth.
How come you're even more timid than me, a girl...?
"I need a bull's head, let's buy one." Just then, my uncle suddenly changed the subject, inexplicably saying he wanted to buy a bull's head.
Although Jingwen was confused, he still took out his phone to check the price: "There are whole branded Wagyu beef for 500 million yen online... By the way, why do I suddenly want a cow's head?"
The uncle said in a deep voice, "That's because the Ice Fairy demanded payment from me for the air conditioning magic."
"Huh? We have to pay a fee?" Jingwen and Tenggong were both dumbfounded.
[Using magic, an ability that defies science, actually requires payment? Aren't these fairies being a bit too materialistic?]
"Of course I want to!"
The uncle said matter-of-factly, "We made it do some troublesome work that wasn't what we usually do, so we can't let it go empty-handed. It's important that it bring something."
"Goodness, it's all about social niceties! But dude, you call this just a token gesture? You could declare bankruptcy already!!"
"Then I'll choose the air conditioner. 500 million yen to run an air conditioner or something. People who don't live on a gold mine back home wouldn't dare to do that."
After learning the price of that air conditioning magic, the people from other worlds were speechless. To put it simply, it's like overtime pay, right?
However, trading a cow's head for an air conditioner is such a waste! You might as well just buy a new air conditioner.
Emiya Family's Meal World
"Wait, this expensive??" Shirou was stunned. He had never imagined that air conditioning costs could be categorized as luxury items.
Ilya stared blankly to the side, muttering to herself, "So, that's why my castle doesn't have air conditioning?" (Read exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
It costs 500 million yen to use it once. No wonder the Einzbern family is so wealthy and has everything, but no air conditioning. Now I know why...
Hearing Illya's rambling, Rin Tohsaka's face darkened, and her lips twitched: "No, it's just that your family doesn't need to."
This guy probably doesn't even know how rich his family is. All the people here combined don't have as much wealth as him.
So what if an air conditioner costs 500 million yen per use? You can still afford to run it at home.
Cú Chulainn shook his head and sighed softly, "Ah, if only I had taken the Frozen God Sword back then, all the problems would have been solved..."
“Indeed, that sword is basically a natural refrigerator and air conditioner.” Shirou agreed, and then a sudden inspiration struck him.
"Wait? A refrigerator and an air conditioner?"
Oh no, it seems he's found a suitable career path for a lazy person like Miss Mabel.
What a roundabout way it is! The most suitable job for Miss Mabel is still selling popsicles.
After a moment of silence, Jingwen had a bad feeling: "May I ask what it plans to do with the bull's head?"
The uncle thought for a moment and said, "It tells me to build an altar and put the bull's head on it."
After recalling the scene, Jingwen suddenly felt it was becoming increasingly suspicious. It looked more and more like a sacrifice to an evil god.
[What kind of being is Uncle making a deal with? An evil god? He really is an evil god!]
Jashin-chan Chūichijou Sekai
“I mean…” Medusa tilted her head in confusion as she watched this scene, several question marks appearing on her forehead: “Is this really not some kind of summoning ritual?”
After carefully immersing herself in the scene, Yuri Rin felt that although it was perfectly natural, she still felt that something was missing: "If you add a spell, it will be even more realistic."
"hateful!"
Looking at the structure that resembled an evil altar, Jiaxinjiang's eyes were filled with resentment, and she clenched her fists tightly: "When Yuri summoned me, she didn't offer any sacrifices!"
Lily clenched her fist and lowered it to her palm, looking as if she had just realized something: "So that's how it is, no wonder you're so weak."
Phew——
As if struck by an arrow, Sandwich Sauce staggered and collapsed to the ground. As an evil god, she felt inexplicably outshone...
Then, with a nonchalant expression, the uncle stated the chilling consequences: "It said that if we didn't comply, it would freeze all the plains on this planet for 10 years."
"Ten... years?" Upon hearing this, Jingwen and Tenggong's minds went completely blank.
"Isn't this price far too high?!"
"My family's air conditioner caused the whole of humanity to..."
"We're doomed." Uncle scratched his cheek, looking somewhat distressed. "We've messed this up."
"Uh, don't be so pessimistic. Try to think more positively, nephew. At least... you've solved the global warming problem that has plagued humanity for so long."
"No wonder you used a bull's head as a sacrifice. With this style and manner, how can you say you're not an evil god?"
Hearing the incredibly heavy price, the people from other worlds were completely stunned. "Brother, please, just buy an air conditioner! This price is too high!"
I just realized that, besides the Fairy of Appearance, the Fairy of Ice also has a fiery temper.
The plan is to freeze the plains of the planet for 10 years...
You might not believe it, but the reason for human extinction was actually because people couldn't afford air conditioning.
Chapter 1088 The Side Effects of Transformation Magic: Arrogance Never Goes Out of Style!
Realizing the gravity of the situation, both Jingwen and Tenggong felt utterly hopeless. After all, obtaining a bull's head in Japan was extremely difficult, and they couldn't afford to buy one.
In contrast to the two despairing individuals, the uncle calmly walked towards the refrigerator: "Anyway, let's grill the fish Miss Fujimiya brought and have lunch."
"This might be the last year we can have enough to eat."
"Good grief, things have come to this, let's eat first, huh... You're really optimistic."
Everyone was speechless at the sight. They could only say that he was indeed the uncle, and at this moment he was still thinking about eating first. It was obvious that he had seen a lot and was not flustered at all.
But isn't this reaction a bit too calm? Quickly use your invincible superpowers to think of a solution!
Baka and Test: Summoning World
Seeing that the world was about to be destroyed, the fool Jiu felt that it was time for him to stand up, and immediately said seriously: "I have an idea for this situation."
"What?!" Yuuji and the others were shocked and looked at Akihisa in disbelief: "You had a plan too?"
"Yes, of course!" Mingjiu straightened his back proudly and confidently stated his good idea: "Let the other fairy spirits deal with the ice fairy spirit."
The logic is simple: if we deal with the person who raised the problem, then all the problems will be solved.
"genius……"
"Leaves me speechless..."
"As expected of someone on probation, I'm hopeless!"
The students of Class F were also amazed by Akihisa's method. What a terrifying plan! It further accelerated the destruction of the Earth.
After all, the uncle's relationship with Xianling was at most that of close friends, but Xianling and Xianling were brothers.
If we really follow Akihisa's method, it's not just the plains that will be frozen; it's not impossible that the entire planet will return to the Ice Age in Classic WoW.
Just as Uncle opened the refrigerator door, he received a call from the Ice Fairy: "Hey, really? Got it, okay, I'll hang up now."
After the uncle bowed and scraped repeatedly, he hung up the phone and then, beaming with joy, told everyone some good news: "It said the fish head is fine too."
The global crisis was resolved so hastily that Jingwen couldn't help but complain, "Fairy Spirit, what do you take the survival of humanity for...?"
The uncle calmly explained that, to the spirits, a bull's head and a fish's head were practically the same.
Furthermore, the spirits perceive humans in much the same way as other creatures; even if humanity were to become extinct, they probably wouldn't care.
"Should be?? Why is Uncle so calm? Humanity was just one step away from extinction!"
"I guess it's just a habit," the uncle thought seriously for a moment. "In the 90s, almost every shooting game started with humanity on the verge of extinction."
[Jingwen and Tenggong seemed to have discovered the root cause of their uncle's strange personality, and couldn't help but complain again: Did the game companies of that era have a grudge against humanity? ...]
"Well, let's not even talk about games from the 90s. Modern games are basically all set in similar ways, like they're enemies of humanity."
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