"The male college student isn't human... he's an insect?"
Hearing this, Iori, who suddenly remembered that besides being a pervert, was also a college student, fell silent: "Can I punch him in the face?"
“Obviously not.” Ailey rolled her eyes speechlessly. “Besides, you can’t beat him.”
If you can defeat Jingwen, who is empowered by magic, with your bare hands, then congratulations, you are truly not human.
"Damn it, why did they have to say something so hurtful?" Kohei clenched his fists in frustration, feeling that his already fragile self-esteem had been insulted: "We're just a little bit abnormal, that doesn't mean we're not human."
“That’s right, Kohei!” Iori chimed in, standing up in indignation to protest, “What’s wrong with a boy being a little perverted?!”
I was actually excluded from the list of human beings without even realizing it. I'm so angry and cold. How come male college students aren't considered human?
Don't treat perverts like they're not human, you bastard!!
Chisa remained unmoved by his words, calmly continuing to drink her juice: "It seems you two are quite self-aware, at least you know you're perverts."
"Um, Chisa?" Iori, who had been protesting and expressing her dissatisfaction, looked at Chisa weakly: "Why are you so calm?"
"Because it has nothing to do with me." Chisa spread her hands innocently. Anyway, they were talking about male college students, so what did it have to do with her, a female college student?
[The phone rang in her bag, and Teng Gong suddenly remembered that she seemed to have a younger brother. She quickly dragged Jing Wen away from the school.]
Not long after, Teng Gong, who had just sent his younger brother home, came to Jingwen's house again: "So, do you know what the activation conditions are for the 'All-Powerful Talker'?"
Jingwen thought for a moment: "I guess we have to communicate with them face-to-face with a sense of urgency."
Upon learning of this condition, Teng Gong was utterly puzzled: "Then why was Uncle able to speak with the Japanese fairies when he first returned?"
“This…” Uncle suddenly recalled the scene from the ball (Part 2) 栮1三扒侕鳮: “Back then, I really risked my life.”
At that time, Jingwen was holding a document that exuded murderous intent, and my uncle had a feeling that he would be unable to use his magic and would probably be abandoned.
Upon hearing this inside information, Teng Gong muttered a string of complaints to Jing Wen: "So you're planning to abandon your uncle too!"
"Hahaha, a murderous document... How to describe the killing intent perception I learned in the game? In a word, accurate!"
"Girl, you used the word 'also' quite subtly. You almost didn't get to watch this much fun... well, although it's all kind of fun that people can't laugh at."
Recalling that scene, everyone couldn't help but chuckle. They really were almost sent to a nursing home by Jingwen, but luckily the magic worked in time.
After all, given Jingwen's living conditions back then, he had a problem supporting himself, let alone taking care of an uncle who had been in a coma for seventeen years.
In response, Jingwen could only awkwardly change the subject, talking about the hero's situation.
[So, after Jingwen gave Tenggong a brief introduction, the projector played the scene again where the uncle and the adventure trio inquired about the hero.]
"So, what did the monster say?" Edgar looked at the scorched earth before him, and couldn't help but wonder why his uncle was so angry.
"That's not important," the uncle said nonchalantly. "I came here because I heard the hero was in this area. Do you know anything about him?"
“How should I tell you…” Red-haired Lyca was about to say something, but Alicia stopped her.
The girl then borrowed a greatsword from Edgar, who was standing nearby. After struggling to wield it a few times, she finally managed to plant it in the ground, albeit shakily.
【boom--】
Then, with a serious expression, she said, "I am the hero chosen by fate, the Holy Hero Alicia!"
"You... are a hero? Who would believe that? I'd believe you if you could even hold a sword steady. The way you're swaying like that is utterly unconvincing!"
"I can already imagine how crooked the Demon King's mouth must be in that world. If the hero is a priest, then he can just beat him up easily!"
Looking at the girl who called herself a hero, the people from other worlds had mixed feelings. Hero, could you please hold your sword steady first?
Be careful in the brave world
"Heh, then the world is doomed." Looking at the somewhat naive and clueless female hero, Ristarte's eyes were empty and her expression numb.
As if witnessing the end of the world, his lips drooped to the earth's core, his face practically screaming "Destruction, hurry up!"
Although she knew that there were hardly any normal heroes these days, at least their professions should be somewhat normal. How could a priest possibly defeat a demon king...?
Are we going to give the opponent a healing spell? Then we can only pray this move will make the Demon King laugh himself to death.
Grand Carnival World
"Speaking of which, why do you swordsmen all like to stab the ground?" Jeanne Alter looked at this scene with a puzzled expression and poked Saber Alter.
She admitted that the pose did look impressive, but was it really necessary to use this pose when introducing herself?
Blackie's expression remained unchanged as he calmly replied, "I'm dealing with guns, you should ask Saber!"
Jeanne Altet also thought this made sense, so she looked at Artoria Ilyi who was standing to the side and asked her what her opinion was.
Feeling the burning gaze from beside her, the young knight princess's smile froze, and she stammered, "But...maybe it's because the sword is too heavy...?"
She had no idea why she had to strike that pose; she just did it on a whim. (Read thrilling novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
Jeanne Alter and Saber Alter exchanged a glance. The explanation that the sword was too heavy seemed to make sense...
Watching Alicia slam her sword heavily to the ground, Edgar, his face contorted with pain, bit his lower lip, choking back his words.
Lyca delivered a swift chop to the girl's head, angrily scolding, "Don't poke the hard ground with an arrow! This is brand new!"
Alicia rubbed her head, which had been throbbed from the blow, and looked like she was about to cry: "I'm sorry."
Just then, an unfortunate crack appeared on the blade. Alicia promptly performed her signature deep kneeling, sincerely saying, "I'm so sorry—!"
Edgar, staring at the cracked blade, was overwhelmed with unbearable heartache: "My Hellcrusher II!!"
[Jingwen's dream was shattered upon seeing this. Is this the legendary hero team? He didn't want to see the hero kneeling!]
"Hell Crusher II! What are you doing, II! Damn it, get up! Have you forgotten the bond between us?!"
"Hahaha, I think I can already guess how Hell Crusher I died. I have to say, her naming ability is comparable to Megumin's."
Seeing the cracked Hellbreaker II, everyone burst into laughter. It was a sword they had just bought, and they didn't even know if they had finished paying off the loan yet.
However, judging from Edgar's pained expression, he probably hasn't finished paying back the debt...
Emiya Family's Meal World
"This sword is really fragile." Watching the fleeting sword disappear in an instant, Rin Tohsaka was a little tense. "Could it be a counterfeit? The quality is so poor!"
Before you feel bad about the damaged sword, I suggest you go back to the unscrupulous seller and see if you can get a refund; they ripped you off.
"Rin, don't insult piracy." Red Archer was also speechless: "Even pirated copies aren't this bad."
With this quality, it's only good for decoration at best. If you're going to use it in battle, forget it.
I'm afraid that before I can kill the monster with my sword, I'll laugh it to death first.
Sakura sighed, unable to bear watching any longer: "I think even a kitchen knife would be better than this so-called Hell Crusher II!"
The sword has a prestigious name, but clearly, this sword doesn't live up to such a grand reputation...
"To have survived until now with a weapon like that?" Rin Tohsaka shook her head, her face full of admiration. "In a way, they truly deserve to be called the Hero Squad; they are indeed very strong!"
Watching their comical performance, the uncle belatedly exclaimed, "So you guys are heroes? Were you already heroes back during the Winter Solstice Festival?"
"No." The hero Alicia, still kneeling and apologizing, immediately turned around: "We've only been adventurers for less than six months; we're still beginners."
Both Jingwen and Tenggong were dumbfounded upon hearing this; they hadn't expected this girl who claimed to be a hero to have such limited experience.
[I've been an adventurer for less than half a year, and I'm still a complete newbie! How did I become a hero?!]
"Goodness, adventurers who have been around for less than half a year actually dared to fight against a goblin army. No wonder you're called the Hero Team, you guys are really brave!"
"Besides being a priest, this hero seems to be a complete airhead... The Demon King would be laughing in his dreams if he encountered a hero like this."
After learning that the girl had only been an adventurer for less than six months, everyone fell into deep self-doubt. So, did these people become heroes because of their courage?
Chapter 1076 They dare to venture into a high-difficulty A-rank maze?! The Hero Squad is truly brave!
Bless the World
"Kaz..."
"how??"
"Is it just my imagination?" Darkness hesitated, unsure where to begin. "How come it seems like they've done more missions than us in just six months since their debut?"
Kazuma lay lazily on the sofa, propping his head up with one hand, and waved his hand dismissively: "How could that be? It's definitely your imagination, your imagination."
“Exactly.” Aqua slumped on the other side of the sofa like a lump of mud, her pajamas wide open, her belly exposed, and she echoed listlessly, “Darkness, you must be mistaken.”
"..." Seeing the two of them looking so dejected, Darkness's lips twitched. She was certain that she hadn't misremembered.
Those are real adventurers; these guys are just retired!
"Kaz, pull yourself together!!" Megumin strode up to the sofa and yelled down at her, "Do you even remember the last time you took on a quest?"
"Why would I remember that..." Kazuma stared with dead fish eyes, then rolled over in a very lazy manner: "Then let me ask you, do you remember how many slices of bread you've eaten?"
If you don't need money, don't expect me to take on any commissions. The risks and rewards are completely disproportionate, and there's even a high probability that I'll lose money. So why bother with commissions?
Even her uncle seemed quite curious about their ability to become heroes, so he placed his hand on Alicia's head and projected related memories onto her.
The opening scene features the kingdom's bishop passionately proclaiming to the people the trio's glorious achievements: "Who vanquished the goblin army?! Who eliminated the threat to the kingdom?!"
"Come on, cheer! The legendary hero has been born!"
Because the uncle had defeated the goblin army and erased his memory, the credit was given to Alicia and her two companions.
This caused Edgar and Lyca to look apprehensive in the face of the cheering crowd...
[Leica was still trying to argue: "We've already said we don't remember anything from back then!!"]
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