"Uncle, are you possessed by Shinji Ikari? This pose, and the reflection in the glasses, the resemblance is really high!"
Everyone rolled their eyes at their uncle, who was striking a pose and acting all deep and serious. So what if you've seen EVA? What does that have to do with understanding adult romance?
Azure Sea World
"Wait a minute, what do you mean by 'I've finished watching Neon Genesis Evangelion'...?" Kohei suddenly widened his eyes, as if he had seen something that overturned his understanding, his face filled with disbelief.
"Uncle isn't watching EVA like a romance anime, is he? No way, that shouldn't be possible!!"
From what perspective should one view EVA as a romance anime, considering the Human Instrumentality Project as such?
If otaku were ranked, Kohei would consider himself at most at the level of Yamcha, while Uncle would have reached the level of a Super Saiyan. His perspective is incredibly hardcore!
"Oh, right!" Seeing the greatly shocked Kohei, Chisa suddenly thought of something and clapped her hands together.
"That Asuka, isn't she the one you made me and Airi cosplay in diving suits?"
Kohei lay sprawled on the ground, tears streaming down his face, and corrected, "That's called a combat suit!!"
Iori looked at him strangely: "Is it really that hard for you to accept that EVA is viewed as a romance anime, Kohei?"
Although he didn't understand EVA, he knew Kohei. He had never been this shocked when Kohei tricked him into joining the diving club.
After a moment of silence, Kohei slowly said, "To put it this way, it's like someone watching A as a martial arts movie."
The words had barely left her lips when, with a thud, Iori collapsed to her knees, her lips trembling wildly, large beads of sweat rolling down her forehead: "Impossible...this is impossible!"
"This is something no human could possibly do!"
Kohei patted Iori's shoulder with a hint of melancholy, his eyes showing a touch of relief: "Kitahara, now you understand!"
Just as Jingwen was feeling worried about this, he heard his uncle continue with considerable pride, "Asuka actually likes Mr. Kaji!"
Jingwen stood frozen in place, his mouth agape, unable to close it for a long time; time seemed to stand still at that moment.
Looking at Jingwen, who was in a daze, her uncle sighed with a touch of melancholy, "Was it too difficult for Jingwen to perceive her girlish heart?"
"Uh... um." Although Jingwen wanted to criticize his uncle's understanding as rather superficial, he didn't know where to begin.
"Uncle, the CP you're shipping, uh... how should I put it, your understanding at the corporate level is a bit too one-sided. It's obvious that while I understand it, I don't understand it very well."
Looking at the confident uncle, even the people watching the video had very complicated feelings. Weren't the two of them just talking about love? How did it turn into an EVA review?
Fujimiya, thoroughly fed up with their nonsense, slammed his hand on the table, interrupting them: "Don't use anime's views on romance as a basis for your wildest theories!!"
"You're right, then let's talk about the real thing." The uncle's expression suddenly turned very melancholy, and even his tone became heavy.
"She was once a girl named Nanase Kaede. The enemy controlled her, and during the battle, her love quickly turned into murderous intent."
"In the sensation of hitting the target, the joy, and the flash of the explosion, I came to my senses: Who had I killed? What had I lost…"
"It's never too early to express your feelings!" As he spoke of his painful experience, a tear silently slid down his cheek. (Read thrilling novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
Hearing his uncle's tragic yet beautiful love story, Teng Gong was deeply moved, tears already welling up in his eyes: "So...so pitiful..."
"Goodness, you remember the game's plot quite clearly, but you can't get over this hurdle, huh? You're just taking advantage of the fact that the girl hasn't played Sega games before."
"Tears are streaming down your face... You're really getting into character, Uncle! It doesn't look like you're acting."
Hearing this heart-wrenching love story, the people in other worlds felt nothing at all; in fact, they even felt a little amused.
Isn't this the game plot we mentioned before?! Are you taking advantage of the fact that this girl hasn't seen the previous episode?
Seeing the girl completely fooled, Jingwen had no choice but to tell her it was a topic about console games. Teng Gongren was dumbfounded: "Are you kidding me??"
Upon hearing this, the uncle immediately became displeased and vehemently proved that it was his genuine experience: "What do you mean by lying? This is my real experience!"
"That's enough..." Enraged, Teng Gong slammed her hand on the table, but before she could finish speaking, her uncle appeared beside her in a flash.
"Fairy of Memories, swiftly launch an investigation." The uncle placed a hand on the back of Teng Gong's head, beginning to read his true thoughts.
"She actually lives with someone else! And I even went to the trouble of changing my clothes. What an idiot!"
"Hmm? You even took a special shower?"
"A once-in-a-lifetime appearance by a member of the JoJo family, plus that legendary uncle pose! Could it be a time-stop flanking maneuver?!"
"Tsk tsk, they even took a shower and changed clothes. That's the highest level of etiquette for guys when they meet, but unfortunately... it doesn't really apply to girls."
Everyone who witnessed this scene gasped in astonishment. Mind reading is just too overpowered! What other skills do you not have, Uncle?
Fortunately, the doorbell rang suddenly, attracting the uncle's attention and stopping the magic.
Having had his thoughts scrutinized, Teng Gong became increasingly suspicious and dangerous. Thinking of Jing Wen, he gritted his teeth and followed, demanding, "Who exactly are you?!"
The uncle stopped, a slight smile playing on his lips, striking a cool pose: "Just an old man, someone who came back from another world..."
"A package has arrived, Mr. Shimazaki."
The sudden sound from outside the door made the uncle's face instantly fall; the mystery he had just created was completely shattered by that shout.
"Yes, yes, yes, coming, coming!"
Teng Gong didn't know how to describe his complicated feelings at this moment: "Jingwen, break it off... You'd better really stay away from him. If you don't have enough rent, I'll work to help you pay!"
"Hahaha, this is hilarious! It's just a delivery guy from another world... Delivery guy, you were so lucky to catch him!"
"You ask who I am? I'm a passing Kamen Rider, an ultimate life form, a famous steamed egg Conan, and so on. There are too many identities to list. Just pick one, young lady!"
Seeing their uncle's interrupted spellcasting, everyone almost died laughing at his expression. The mystery they had painstakingly created was instantly destroyed.
But girl, are you serious about working to help Jingwen pay his rent?
Upon seeing this, everyone's smiles instantly froze on their faces... It's a science fiction film, absolutely a science fiction film! Truly amazing!
Chapter 1042 Sealed City, the Barrier Was Broken Easily!
The world of spring things
“If the rent isn’t enough, I’ll work to help you pay it…” Hearing this, even Hachiman’s usually lifeless eyes widened a bit, and he finally managed to utter a sentence after a long while.
"So girls like that really exist... The impact of those words is basically the same as saying 'I'll take care of you' to your face!"
He had thought that this kind of girl was just like Pegasus in Greek mythology, just a legend. When she actually appeared in front of him, it felt unreal.
Ms. Hiratsuka rolled her eyes speechlessly: "You, who aspired to be a stay-at-home dad, are the first to start questioning reality."
I haven't even complained yet, and you still think it's unrealistic? Why would you fill in "stay-at-home dad" on your college application? You don't even believe it yourself.
"Wait a minute, stay-at-home dad..." Yukino slammed the EVA drawing shut, looking at Hachiman as if he were looking at an indescribable insect: "You actually had that idea?"
"There's nothing strange about it. Everyone has the right to pursue happiness." Hachiman didn't seem to care about Yukino's gaze, which wasn't really looking at him. Anyway, she usually had that kind of look in her eyes.
Who told me, as an alchemist, that I could only earn pocket money through scholarships or tuition waivers? It's normal to have such ideals, isn't it? "047"
The next morning, Jingwen discovered an email on his uncle's computer. Because it was entirely in English, his uncle didn't read it...
"Let me see, the video website partner program has been revised?" Jingwen opened his translation software, checked the content, and then fell silent.
The uncle, unaware of the gravity of the situation, calmly sat in his chair and sipped his black tea: "What did they say?"
Jingwen succinctly summarized the email message into one sentence: "It says my uncle... is going to lose his job."
Upon hearing this devastating news, the uncle, who had just been completely calm, instantly felt his heart stop and froze on the spot: "Huh?!"
At this point, the screen shows the email filled with dense text. Channels that haven't reached 1000 subscribers and 4000 hours of viewing time will not receive any revenue.
In short, if Uncle can't simultaneously reach 1000 followers and 4000 hours of total viewing time by tomorrow, he'll lose his job!
"Good heavens, I'm going to lose my job... To be able to summarize such a long document into such a short sentence, I must say, Jingwen is truly a genius at summarizing!"
"Wait a minute, my uncle is a blogger with 200 million views, how could he not even have a thousand followers?"
This is truly the biggest crisis of his career. All Uncle can do now is to quickly put on a big show to build up his fanbase, like... biting a lighter or something!
If all else fails, you can use your storage magic to run courier services. With so many skills, there's bound to be one that's suitable for a part-time job.
Jingwen looked at the 812 followers in the video's backend and felt like his head was about to explode: "The playback time has long been up to the target, why are there so few subscribers?"
While Jingwen was struggling with his problem, his uncle quickly replied to comments, hoping to reach his goal of 1000 followers in the last dozen or so hours.
“Da da da…”
Watching his uncle furiously typing on the keyboard, Jingwen approached the screen with a sense of foreboding. The next second, he felt as if he had been struck by lightning.
[For every comment that mentioned special effects, Uncle vehemently retorted: This isn't special effects, it's magic!]
"That's it!!!" Jingwen's eyes widened, bloodshot: "It's because you argue with everything people say that your fans are unsubscribing!!"
"Hey, but, Jingwen..." The uncle, being criticized by his eldest nephew, pointed at his uncle's red-faced and visibly aggrieved comment, almost to the point of tears.
"No buts." Jingwen sat back down in his chair, a headache nagging at him, pondering a solution. "In short, this is a major crisis."
The uncle paused for a moment, then said, "The last time I encountered a crisis this severe was when the directional magic sealing the city of Rubal was broken."
"When 1000 legendary magical beasts were released..."
"Dude, it's not that serious, it really isn't! It's just an unemployment crisis, why are you making it sound so dramatic?!"
"The reason for the low number of subscribers has been found. You might not believe it, but my uncle successfully put himself in an unemployment crisis by engaging in intense interaction with his fans."
Seeing the somewhat somber contrast in his uncle's expression, everyone from the other worlds felt a pang of unease. Brother, don't forget you have magic powers; what kind of crisis is this?
The unemployment crisis is nothing compared to those thousand legendary magical beasts. Those magical beasts would cry if they knew!
Another World Quartet World
Seeing this, Kazuma's lips twitched uncontrollably. He looked out the window as if resigned to his fate and sighed softly, "This uncle's life in another world is really... colorful."
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