Da Vinci scoffed speechlessly: "It would be better to just use water magic on people like Aqua! At least they wouldn't be considered heretics and burned at the stake."
Even though that other world accepts something as unscientific as magic...
Chapter 1034 A seductive running posture, the Dragon-Slaying Knife unpacks packages!
Just as her uncle was about to be executed, the arrogant girl mentioned earlier suddenly rushed out, stretching out her hands to block the group of villagers and protect him.
“This man does indeed have an evil face, exactly like an orc, so it's normal for you to think of him as a bad guy, but…”
[However, before the girl could persuade the villagers, her uncle, who was hanging there, used a wind spell to free himself, after which the screen turned into a chaotic jumble of static.]
"Bang--"】
After watching this memory, Jingwen slammed his fist on the table in anger. From his uncle's perspective, he felt utterly aggrieved.
"No wonder you're angry." The uncle, as if understanding Jingwen's feelings, sighed almost imperceptibly: "The first-person perspective must be very inconvenient."
"No, no, no, you've got it wrong, you've definitely got it wrong... Why would you think my nephew would get angry because of the perspective?!"
"Although we can only see her back, her blonde hair, twin tails, and tsundere personality... hehe, she's got all the 'loser' traits maxed out."
Everyone was at a loss for words to describe their feelings about this arrogant young woman who came out to defend her uncle. Her pre-emptive act was way too long!
Next time, please say "but" earlier. Being arrogant can really ruin your life.
"Drag it a bit, turn the camera, success! Then zoom out, zoom out..." As the uncle manipulated the projected memory, the scene instantly switched to a third-person perspective.
As night fell, a person wearing a pig's head mask fled through the forest in a rather bizarre manner; the mask covered most of their face, revealing only their chin.
[His running posture was even more bizarre; his legs looked like withered branches that might break at any moment, he limped, and his arms swung wildly—his movements were simply not those of a normal person.]
As his uncle zoomed in again, Jingwen finally saw the face of the scumbag his uncle had spoken of—a beautiful elven girl.
She wasn't angry that her uncle had abandoned her and run away; in fact, she was happy that he had escaped.
Jingwen was utterly shocked for a whole year, speechless: "She's such a wonderful person, and a beautiful woman at that!!"
"That aloof and slightly seductive gait... no wonder people mistake you for an orc, Uncle."
"No, brother, this memory magic is too advanced. It's even touch screen. Changing the perspective and zooming in and out are all done manually."
Watching his uncle's flamboyant gait, the people from other worlds fell silent, captivated by his stubborn mind, his aberrant running style, and his abstract appearance.
It's clear that the beautiful elf girl's unwavering devotion to you is true love!
Grand Carnival World
“Speaking of which, isn’t this Uncle’s memory…” Mashu pointed at the screen with a somewhat strained expression: “But he didn’t even turn around, so how did he see that elf girl behind him?”
Most importantly, the screen projecting his memories could even hear what the elven girl was saying from a great distance—that's just absurd…
This isn't a third-person perspective at all; it's clearly drone footage!
This is the magic... uh, the drone's pixel quality is a bit poor; when zoomed in, it looks like there's static, so the resolution needs improvement.
"Is that even a question, Mashu?" Gudako waved her hand dismissively, "They're already using magic, so it's perfectly reasonable for them to disregard science."
If something doesn't make sense, just attribute it to magic, or say something like, "Just then, something incredible happened," and you can always get away with it.
Just like the example of using hydrogen to produce water, isn't that also very unscientific? But as long as you add this sentence, people will have no reason to refute it.
Although Jingwen saw the elven girl as a wonderful person, his uncle, out of touch with the times, always considered her a troublesome fellow and promptly turned off the screen.
Just then, the uncle suddenly realized that there was less than a minute left before the phone auction ended, and he panicked completely.
"I'm out of time, I have to bid!"
Just as his uncle clicked the mouse, Jingwen quickly reminded him, "Did you...did you check the shipping cost?!"
However, it was too late. The uncle checked the information and found that the phone only cost 1600 yen, but the shipping cost was as high as 2000 yen.
Most importantly, even the shipping address was on a tiny island that Jingwen had never even heard of; it was shipped from some obscure corner of the island.
Seeing his grieving uncle, Jingwen kindly reminded him, "If you meet in person to complete the transaction, you can avoid the shipping fee."
[The uncle staggered to his feet, and without giving Jingwen a chance to react, climbed onto the balcony and jumped off.]
"I'm going." The uncle, flying through the air, greeted Jingwen before instantly creating a sonic boom and flying off into the distance.
"Haha, the shipping cost is more expensive than the product itself, that's so true! But I have a question... do you know the way?"
"Coach... no, Uncle! From today onwards you are my uncle. I want to learn this, not for any other reason than to look cool."
The people watching the uncle break the sound barrier and fly were dumbfounded. Good heavens, he's openly using magic, not even bothering to act anymore!
Even Fuyuki City, which is secretly waging the Holy Grail War next door, knows to use gas explosions to fool people. Your supersonic flight... we might have to use Iron Man as a scapegoat.
The Disastrous World of Saiki K.
"Oh my, really..." Looking at his uncle flying openly outside the window, Qi Mu felt a little complicated. Was this really a good thing?
Although he did a lot of things to save on shipping costs, such as using his superpowers to pick up packages himself, at least he used teleportation, which ensured maximum privacy.
They just fly around so openly, without even adding any invisibility abilities, as if the neighbors aren't home...
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Hachiman stared blankly at his uncle disappearing into the sea of clouds. He turned around mechanically and stiffly, muttering blankly, "Did he... bring the purchase receipt?"
The big shot's life is really simple and unpretentious. He just went through the internet without even carrying a ticket. It's probably a question of whether he can even find the seller's address.
Although he really wanted to complain about the shipping cost being higher than the product itself, he didn't really need to fly there himself, Uncle!
Ms. Hiratsuka stood frozen in place, completely dumbfounded: "I think it doesn't matter whether you bring proof of purchase or not."
Supersonic speed in an instant!!
At this point, who cares about the ticket receipt? As long as you don't get detected and shot down by air radar, would the seller dare to refuse to give it to you?
"Teacher, you misunderstood. What I meant was..." Hachiman pointed at the screen with a twitching smile, "Can he find the seller's address?"
Upon hearing this, everyone fell silent. A place that even Jingwen wasn't very familiar with, and his uncle who had been in a coma for seventeen years... Did he even know the way?
Half an hour later, Jingwen silently watched his uncle, who had already received the phone, and quietly raised his laptop: "Uncle, can we go get these earphones?"
Where is the seller?
"Kumamoto!"]
"Five minutes."
From then on, Jingwen and his companion gained the ability to place orders with free shipping, and no longer had to wait anxiously for delivery; their orders arrived instantly.
"Wait a minute, I think I've found a business opportunity. Forget about making short videos, let's switch to delivering packages, Uncle. It's such a great skill, it's like a blank slate if we don't use it!"
Seeing Jingwen using his uncle like a deliveryman, the people from other worlds were speechless. No, is this how your uncle uses your superpowers?
It's perfectly fine to change "Uncle's Amazing Adventures" to "Uncle's Amazing Uses." He really (Li Qian) has figured out how to use his superpowered uncle.
Not long after, Jingwen asked his uncle to bring back a box of discounted rice he had ordered from Amazon: "Do you have a paper cutter on hand?"
Upon hearing this, his uncle reached into his pocket and handed him a short knife reminiscent of a fantasy world. Jingwen, not noticing anything amiss, casually accepted it.
Just as I was about to use it to open the box, I realized something was wrong and was startled: "What is this? Where did you pull this out from?"
"This is storage magic." A dark space appeared in his palm, and he reached inside to rummage. "Also, that knife can slay dragons, so be careful."
"Slaying...slaying a dragon? You're using a dragon-slaying sword to open a package? That's incredibly extravagant!! It'll make you cry, if a dragon hears this, it'll definitely cry!"
"From now on, using a sledgehammer to crack a nut is no longer an option. Now there's a new saying: 'Why use a dragon-slaying sword to unpack a package?'"
This delivery box probably never imagined that one day someone would be able to open it with a dragon-slaying sword. This life has finally been worthwhile; it's truly hardcore.
Seeing their uncle casually pull out the Dragon Slayer Knife, everyone watching the video was on edge. So what exactly did you do in that other world?!
Chapter 1035 A memorable scene, an epic silent film! It was utterly tragic.
Another World Quartet World
Looking at the Dragon Slayer Sword that others used to open express delivery packages, Kazuma looked down at the unremarkable Chuchu Maru with a touch of sadness, and tears streamed down his face uncontrollably.
"We're all reincarnated, but the treatment we're getting is just too different..."
A dashing flying spell, a casually sculpted dagger capable of slaying dragons, the affections of a haughty elf girl… this is the kind of leisurely life I've always imagined in another world!!
Compared to other people's cool skills, what do I have? Stea1 with a 99% chance of stealing women's panties, and a terrible teammate.
One has a mental problem, one is a psychopath, and another is a fool who was scammed out of over 100 million yuan to buy eggs...
"Kazuma, you mustn't underestimate yourself!"
Subaru Natsuki completely understood Makoto's feelings at that moment, and gave him a thumbs up to comfort him: "At least, in terms of personality... uh, looks, you're still pretty good!"
Of course, this is on the premise that He Zhen doesn't have any relapses or act strangely; otherwise, he wouldn't dare to make a definitive statement.
Upon hearing the praise, Kazuma immediately adopted a cold expression, his eyes sharpened, and he slowly said in a deliberately low voice, "Think about it carefully, what you said is not without reason."
"..." Tanya fell silent. Fine, whatever makes you happy. Considering you were crying just now, I won't complain about you.
"..." Old Bones also fell silent. Subaru really had a hard time finding all his rare strengths.
Looking at the suddenly smug and arrogant Demon King, Subaru Natsuki felt a pang of shame and guiltily wiped the cold sweat from his forehead...
Basically, all that's left to praise is his looks, Kazuma-kun 473!
Seeing this incredible scene, Jingwen, who was holding the dragon-slaying dagger, stopped unpacking the package and asked, "Are there any other things brought back from another world?"
“Yes.” As soon as he finished speaking, his uncle slowly pulled the King's Divine Sword from his magical storage space: “Just like this magic sword…”
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