Bringing her to work here was probably the worst decision I've ever made in my life; it's practically the same as having a monkey guard the peach orchard.
"What do you mean by stealing the guests' food? I am a king, not a village girl. I would never stoop to such a thing!" Hei Dai coldly replied, his tone calm and without a trace of panic, as if the accusation was utterly absurd.
“Country bumpkin…” Jeanne Alter’s forehead veins throbbed as she pointed at the other woman in a fit of rage, “Then how do you explain the crumbs at the corner of your mouth and the empty plate in your hand?”
A hint of unease flashed across Hei Dai's previously calm face. He quickly wiped away the evidence, still stubbornly insisting, "I don't understand what you're saying. If there's nothing else, I'll continue working."
How can this be called stealing food? As a king, it's perfectly reasonable to always be in peak fighting condition!
"So, you still remember you have to work." Jeanne Alter was speechless, looking at the empty plate in the other person's hand.
After Saber's transformation, not only did her appetite remain the same, but her personality also barely changed! Her personality is still a headache; it feels like she just changed her color. So, her transformation was pointless...
Magical Girl Illya World
Watching Saber's forced buying spree unfold, Illya's face darkened: "This damn déjà vu! Another genius at forced shopping has been born." 653
She suddenly became very curious about who the owner of that coffee shop was. She had really struck gold; it was definitely a case of forced consumption!
"No, it's because hunger is the greatest enemy, so you're using me as a scapegoat?"
Rin Tohsaka, utterly bewildered, pointed to herself, on the verge of tears: "All the money I painstakingly saved..."
Although we're not familiar with each other in this world, we could be considered friends in that world.
You're extorting your friend, or even extorting a consumer! Believe me or not, I'll sue you!
"Just accept your fate, Rin-neechan. There's no doubt this place is a rip-off." Miyu sighed deeply. "Forced extra meals are the most deadly thing."
It's a predatory trade; you can't refuse to buy even if you want to. If you dare to say no, you might just end up being fed an Ex curry stick.
After ordering food for Rin Tohsaka, Saber's gaze fell on the table next to her, and her expression turned incredibly stern: "How can you fight a war if you eat so little, you salaryman!"
"And you guys, if you're boys, you deserve extra food!" By the end, Saber, completely absorbed in her game, didn't even spare the students playing there.
[Single-handedly boosted the restaurant's revenue; the owner even stated that revenue had never been this high since the restaurant opened.]
"Oh? You're really here. Well done, Saber." Just then, Gilgamesh, dressed like a nouveau riche and a kind-hearted citizen, also arrived after hearing the news and threw down a gold brick.
"They specifically requested you!"
"I refuse!"
"Hahaha, as expected, Mr. Kim, one of the urban legends of Fuyuki City, has appeared. He's here to grant permission, to acknowledge it, and to spend money!"
“Saber is indeed a former queen, her leadership qualities are off the charts, but the problem is... you're just doing a job! You don't need this kind of hardcore leadership.”
Looking at the gold brick on the table, the crowd who had been scoffing at working for others instantly swallowed hard. As expected of Mr. Jin, he was incredibly generous.
Emiya Family's Meal World
Almost instantly, Rin Tohsaka's gaze transformed into a neat money symbol (V), and she stammered incoherently, "Going to work... it doesn't seem like a bad idea."
As he spoke, he swallowed hard and rubbed his hands together unconsciously, as if he was already fantasizing about getting his hands on the gold brick.
She throws out a gold brick at anyone she can get her hands on, whether they're a hero or a landlord's foolish son, she'll treat them all like money trees. Money talks!
"Wake up, Rin." R rolled her eyes speechlessly, shattering the other's beautiful fantasy without mercy: "A king who is stupid and rich like this is not so easy to come by."
“That’s true, but…” Rin Tohsaka understood what R meant, but she still looked conflicted.
“Sister, have you forgotten?” Sakura suddenly spoke up, pointing to the screen: “That guy is the oldest otaku who has been a shut-in for ten years and never goes out.”
"It seems... that's really true." Rin Tohsaka awkwardly twitched the corner of her mouth upon hearing this, and was speechless for a moment.
Almost forgot, this is the oldest Gian who has stayed at home in Carnival World for 10 years without going out, playing racing games every day.
If I actually go out to work, whether I'll even run into this nouveau riche is a question...
Although Saber really wanted to kick this guy out of the shop, she had to hold back because he was a customer.
[When Gilgamesh arrived at the shop, he didn't stand on ceremony. He immediately demanded good wine, threatening to smash the entire shop if it wasn't decent.]
Saber's forehead veins throbbed as she barely contained her anger: "This is a coffee shop, we don't have alcohol!"
“I know, it was intentional.” Gilgamesh seemed to only want to tease Saber: “This is a joke about the King of Heroes, laugh your head off, hahahaha!!”
Saber clenched her fists in anger, twisting the poor pen in her hand until it looked as if it would snap in two at any moment.
"If it weren't during work hours, I would have chopped it in two with an Ex-Curry Stick!!"
"Hurry up and bring this special lunch." After his pleasantries, Gilgamesh casually picked up the menu and glanced at it: "I want the full meal, and a smile too, hahaha."
[Saber's forehead veins bulged, and she forced a smile that looked more like a grimace, stiff and distorted, with difficulty pulling the corners of her mouth upward.]
"Mr. Jin, this kind-hearted citizen... perhaps you should stop laughing so hard? Even the ahoge king is about to reach his limit!"
"The mighty King of Heroes is eating a discounted meal? If foreigners see this, they'll think he can't afford it. Take it away, take the menu away, and give us another one, one for each of us!"
Seeing Saber's stiff smile, the people from other worlds expressed their sympathy. They felt that if they endured it, they would only get angrier, and if they backed down, they would only feel more cheated.
However, to everyone's surprise, Gilgamesh would actually order the discounted set meal; they thought he would order one of everything.
Seeing Saber's stiff smile, Gilgamesh became even more delighted and couldn't help but let out a hearty laugh: "Hahaha, I love this shop!"
[Then, in high spirits, Gilgamesh, with unparalleled extravagance, pulled out a pile of gems and gold coins from his robes, and with a forceful flick, the gems and gold coins flew out like a shower of petals.]
"These are all rewards, take them all, hahaha..."
"Damn—I don't care if I work or not, I just want a cup of coffee. Can you tell me where the shop is?"
"This is outrageously extravagant! I've finally seen what it means to spend money like water. Don't treat gold coins and gems like they're nothing, you bastard."
The people watching from outside the video chat had their eyes shining as they watched the rich guy flashing his phone like a complete idiot, and they all subconsciously swallowed hard... Hey sir, have fun!
This isn't some difficult guest at all; he's clearly a very kind person. They love making friends with people like this.
I just feel like my impression of King Shan is gone forever. He seemed pretty normal in Uruk, but it turns out that was just how he appeared.
[With Gilgamesh's extravagant spending, the café became bustling, and Saber had no time to deal with this nouveau riche, running around serving different customers.]
[For example, Nerochaos, the tenth of the Twenty-Seven Dead Apostles, ordered enough food for 666 people for the Beast King's Nest, a natural barrier within his body!]
Along the way, Saber also has to deal with Berserker, who went to the wrong shop to buy Jump: "Excuse me, sir, we don't sell Jump here."
"Whoa!" Upon hearing this news, the Berserker flew into a rage, brandishing his stone blade and hacking relentlessly at the shop door.
"Hahaha, buying Jump is quite something. No need to ask, it must be Ilya who sent Uncle Berserker to run errands again. I wonder if the blue spearmen who used the Spinning Charge have been affected."
"I have to say, the defense of this shop door must be at least A-level. It actually withstood Uncle B's slashes. Shooting a hundred heads is almost like using a Noble Phantasm against the door."
Seeing Uncle B running into the coffee shop to buy Jump, the people from other worlds were both amused and exasperated. Dude, they don't buy batteries or Jump here. They've come to the wrong place again!
Also, if you're going to smash the door, you've picked the wrong Noble Phantasm. You should have used Wang-chan; that thing works much better!
Chapter 1021 Saber with her ahoge removed, manually turning evil!
Gintama World
“Speaking of Jump, I suggest you buy Silver Tower Mom, Mr. Berserker.” Gintoki said with a slightly professional smile, taking the opportunity to promote the product.
"Perfect for kids like Ilya's age... Hey, Kagura-chan~"
Hearing the call, Kagura closed the Jump magazine in her hand, her face instantly breaking into an innocent smile, her eyes curving into crescents, and she said in a serious tone, "This manga is really amazing, I love it so much, I'll love it!"
"What nonsense are you two spouting?!" Shinpachi, unable to bear it any longer, roared at the top of his lungs, veins bulging on his forehead: "Who are you advertising for at a time like this?!"
"Also, how could a comic with beeps everywhere be suitable for a little kid like Ilya to read? If it gets sued by the PTA, we're doomed!"
"Well... I got into quite a bit of trouble a couple of days ago because of the 'Aloofness' episode." Gintoki scratched his head a little embarrassedly. "So I wanted to redeem myself by helping to sell some Jump content."
Shinpachi's lips twitched: "..." So, you put ads for Gintama in Gintama, but who are you advertising to?
Another World Quartet World
"Food for 666 people." Looking at the beast devouring the food on the table, Subaru Natsuki paused for a moment: "It seems the chef at this cafe is no ordinary person."
Good heavens, suddenly we got over six hundred orders! Even with a decent supply of ingredients, we still can't make them all, even if we turn the pot upside down and it's smoking!
“Um, Subaru…” Rem slowly shook her head and said softly, “Not only the chef, but even the guests—they’re not quite right.”
The eccentric man was speechless upon hearing this: "No normal person would bring so many wild animals to a coffee shop to eat."
A coffee shop? What kind of food could you possibly have there? At the very least, you'd have to take it to a restaurant... Uh, wait, no normal person would carry so many wild beasts on their person!
“That makes sense, Rem.” Subaru Natsuki nodded in agreement.
Berserker, Hero King, and that guy with a bunch of wild beasts who's nobody's name—the customers at this place all seem to be big shots.
Fantasy Carnival World
"Luckily I died early." Watching the Berserker wielding the Hundred-Headed Shot and smashing it against the store, Wang Jiangmian broke out in a cold sweat and patted his wildly beating heart with relief.
Since death is inevitable anyway, rather than being tortured as a weapon by the Berserker before dying, things don't seem so bad as they are now.
Thinking of Uncle B, Wang Jiang immediately became angry, gritting her teeth and looking extremely resentful: "That brat, couldn't he have just sent two maids to run errands?!"
It's that time of year again—buying batteries and Jumps. Doesn't he realize that if he lets Berserker out, I'll be the one who suffers?
Next time, just call me directly. I'll bring you whatever you want, okay? Don't let the Berserker go out. It's not easy being a berserker.
Despite the Berserker's relentless attacks, the coffee shop remained standing, though the occasional tremors disturbed Arcueid, who was enjoying her afternoon tea.
"This is really going to be tough..."
Saber, who was not far away, also walked over and bowed slightly in apology: "Sorry, I disturbed you, guest."
[In response to Saber's apology, Arcueid waved her hand dismissively, "It's alright, it's alright, you can continue."]
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