Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

"No way! It's a happy ending, don't rush to die!" Gudako exclaimed anxiously, she hadn't had enough fun yet.

It's just a love story divided into six parts. Do you know why there are seven days in a week? It's all for this moment!

Even if everyone takes turns spending one day with the child, they can still rest on Sunday! Six days on, one day off – how humane!

It's worth noting that some Servants in Chaldea don't even receive this treatment. I won't name names, but those who know, know...

Gintama World

That's six already!

Gintoki's face was already covered with tiny beads of sweat. His hands were on his thighs, and his eyes were bloodshot as he began a mental brainstorming session.

How to do……?

Am I supposed to take these six Pokémon from Kabukicho to participate in the Chunin Exams, learn Bankai, successfully win the title of Sea King, and then go find the Seven Orbs to make a wish?

The problem is there are two disobedient Pokémon in here! Tell me what to do, you idiot (Ash)!

Faced with this adverse situation, tell me what to do, you idiot, please, I'll give you 300 yen!

[Faced with marriage proposals, this group surprisingly didn't refuse at all. Gintoki, unsure what to do, turned to his strategist Danzo again.]

"Everyone surprisingly agreed... If they were caught juggling six relationships, their crotch would definitely be torn apart six times!"

"I think a sincere apology is better."

[As he spoke, Gintoki pulled out a large bundle filled with pumpkins from somewhere, slung it over his shoulder, and intended to use it as a souvenir to apologize.]

"Exposure will get you killed, an apology will get you killed too." Danzo's words froze him in place: "If you want to live, there's only one way."

"It means taking responsibility while interacting with six people, without revealing your relationship! And during these interactions, you have to make them get tired of you and choose to leave."

Gintoki also thought this method was feasible, since the other party would leave because they couldn't stand him anymore, and then he wouldn't be blamed for anything.

(P.S.: Sincerity and pumpkin are homophones.)

"Bringing a pumpkin to apologize, how sincere! But I'm sure that will only make your death more miserable..."

"Exposure will get you killed, apologizing will get you killed too, Gintoki, are you playing some kind of weird rule game? This trigger mechanism is way too hardcore, there's absolutely no way to survive!"

Seeing Gintoki's plan to date six women at once, the people from other worlds were completely impressed. They had heard of the five equals' love, but to have a sixth equals' bride was really... bold!

"Huh? Living together??" Granny Otose stared at Gintoki in utter shock, almost wondering if he had lost his mind.

Gintoki awkwardly scratched his head: "Well... since we're aiming for marriage, this is just a rehearsal."

[In fact, he also said this to the others. After all, according to the Hemorrhoid Ninja's plan, this was an essential part.]

To this end, Danzo also prepared a long house for Gintoki, where he gathered his six lovers together...

However, MADAO's situation was a bit special; Gintoki had prepared a doghouse for him.

"Don't worry, surprisingly few couples who live together actually get married," Danzo reassured him. "Think about it, after seeing your usual lifestyle, do you really think anyone would want to be with you?"

[Gintoki was even more exasperated: "That doesn't justify having six people live in the same longhouse!!"] (Read thrilling novels at Feilu Novel Network!)

"Gintoki, to be honest, you've ever done the most daring chained boat thing I've ever seen. Six boats docked at one pier—a single cigarette butt could set them off..."

"Hahaha, MADAO is so pitiful! Everyone else has a room, but he's a dog LDK. So he's being kept as a pet!"

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From the beginning until now, the smiles on the faces of the people watching the video have never stopped; the plot is getting more and more explosive!

Especially Gintoki's ingenious maneuver of linking the boats together with iron chains was the most impressive they had ever seen. Who would manage to have six boats on one dock at the same time?

Oh no, there's another one that doesn't even have a dock to moor at; it just anchors directly into the water and lives in a doghouse...

Azure Sea World

Iori rested her chin on her hand and pondered for a moment, her expression turning somewhat strange: "That hemorrhoid ninja, he doesn't have any grudge against Gintoki, right? Why does it feel like he's deliberately trying to kill me!"

Although he doesn't particularly enjoy using his brain, perhaps because he often schemes against Kohei, Iori has a keen intuition when it comes to tricking others...

Well, maybe intuition isn't even necessary, since it's obvious just by looking—they all live together!

Senior Zi smiled knowingly, a hint of mischief in her eyes, and said, "We see each other all the time. If one of us went out to buy groceries, the scene would be...tsk tsk..."

“Sister Zi, they don’t even need to go out.” Ai Lai pointed at the screen speechlessly: “They live in that simple thatched house. You can hear them if they speak even a little loudly.”

After all, they were all acquaintances, the kind of people you know very well, so speaking a little loudly could risk being exposed.

"So what if you can tell? Do you think this is a battlefield?" Kohei crossed his arms and said confidently, "No, for those people, it will probably turn into a slaughterhouse."

Until Gintoki finally became a true six-way split...

That night, Gintoki went to Amyo's room first. To reduce the risk of exposure, he specifically told Amyo to go out as little as possible.

"Huh? Staying home?" Ah-myo scooped a large bowl full of the ominous-smelling dark cuisine into her bowl, looking at Gintoki with some confusion: "Then how are we going to buy groceries? We can't even cook?"

Gintoki stared at the charred food on the table, unsure how to handle it with his chopsticks. He shakily poked at the food in the bowl, making a crisp sound.

"It's quite dangerous outside lately... Shall I go buy groceries?"

"While rice is all carbohydrates, eggs...excuse me, what about water? It's all carbon, you know—!!"

"Huh? Is this the color of rice? And cooked rice can make a crackling sound? This is charcoal, it's definitely charcoal!!"

Looking at the sumptuous dark cuisine on the table, the people from other worlds twitched their lips, their faces full of black lines. This was dark matter, and a whole set of dark matter dishes!

That guy...

If Ah Miao's cooking skills reach this level, it doesn't really matter whether you buy vegetables or not, since the final product will just be burned into charcoal anyway.

You might as well just eat charcoal; they're all the same color anyway, and at least they're safer than the stuff on the table—at least they won't kill you!

Chapter 1002 Hey, the entrance is over there! Gintoki, who relies on smashing walls to get around.

Baka and Test: Summoning World

The idiot Hisako, who had been poisoned by Himeji's bento, was already in tears, as if he had seen the arrival of the truth: "This is the real light... oh no, the culinary horror."

Compared to Himeji Bento's perfect disguise, this plain and unadorned carbohydrate dish is truly a culinary disaster.

At least, it doesn't have the allure of Himeji Bento. Instead, its dark exterior is a warning to others... If you don't want to die, stay away from me!

Looking at the dark substance inside, whose original appearance was no longer discernible, Yuuji exclaimed in shock, "Shinpachi-san, it's not easy for you to grow this big."

With cooking skills like that, how much suffering must he have endured over the years?!

The vegetables were one thing, but the key thing is that even the rice turned into dark matter. How did she do that?

It's like trying to make a poisonous dish while maintaining Himeji's appearance—it's completely incomprehensible!

"That's quite a feast..." the lecherous man muttered, though he couldn't tell what the dishes were.

"Honestly, is there any need to buy groceries?" Yuuji was starting to wonder if Gintoki would be poisoned to death by "140" before he was exposed.

If the first level is this difficult, there are still five more to overcome. Gintoki must be half dead by now.

“If such a wonderful woman is out in public, men will flock to her, so I'll take care of the grocery shopping and such…”

Hearing the praise, Ah Miao's cheeks instantly flushed red, and she shyly slapped him, saying, "Really..."

【boom--】

Ah, Miao's seemingly casual slap sent Gintoki flying, crashing straight into the wall like a cannonball and creating a large hole.

[His head even passed through the wall and got stuck on the other side, which was Little Ape's room. The walls were covered with all sorts of S&M game props...]

"Darling, you're back!!" The little ape wasn't surprised to see Gintoki's head; instead, it was incredibly excited: "Should we eat or take a bath, or should we eat first..."

[Bang—Before Xiao Yuan could finish speaking, two fingers pierced through her glasses, instantly blinding her.]

Then, with lightning speed, Gintoki quickly patched up the large hole with his hammer before the two could even meet: "Ora ora ora!!"

"The power of that slap... well, I think it's pretty reassuring for Ah Miao to go grocery shopping. Who the hell would dare mess with her?!"

"Wait, am I seeing things? Little Ape, what did you hang on the wall...?"

In an instant, the smiles on the faces of everyone watching the video froze, because they suddenly noticed that there seemed to be some extraordinary things hanging on the wall of Xiao Yuan's house.

That's clearly a high-level auxiliary item that only seasoned gamers would use!

And this is advanced gameplay; ordinary people have no access to these things. Could it be that Little Ape is the legendary genius player... M?

Fortunately, the naive Amy didn't seem to mind Gintoki's perplexing behavior. Instead, she explained that she had made some snacks that afternoon and planned to share them with her neighbors.

"Greet? You...you actually went to greet them?" Gintoki was instantly terrified, breaking out in a cold sweat.

"Hmm." Ah Miao nodded with a smile, but still felt a little regretful: "It's a pity that no one was home, so I could only leave a small gift and come back..."

Gintoki instantly had a bad feeling, and his lips twitched: "May I ask what the little gift is?"

【Waaaaaahh ...

Just then, a scream from their neighbor caught their attention.

[Slightly worried, Miao walked up to the wall, threw a straight punch, and instantly smashed a large hole in the wall: "Um, are you alright...?"]

Gintoki rushed over, yelling in frustration, "Why can you make a hole in a wall just by knocking on it?!"

Ah, Miao replied matter-of-factly, "I just think it's faster this way."

"Sister, this method is quick... but can you please respect the gate? I feel that the design of the gate is somewhat superfluous for you."

"This punch, the result of twenty years of training, can't even be stopped by a wall. Young lady... oh no, I should say young hero, may I ask, is Iron Fist Garp your grandfather?"